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(Tumblr)   As it turns out, these didn't just look bizarre and hilarious because you were on your third Bloody Mary and cruising at an altitude of 31,000 ft. Ladies and Gentlemen, the best and worst of Skymall   (skymall.tumblr.com) divider line 248
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2012-12-04 12:46:41 PM
And she's a going green
 
2012-12-04 12:47:33 PM
Will someone get me the replica firebolt broom? It's only $295 and the chick in my LARPing group would be all over me if she saw that.

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:47:36 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

The blogger says Skymall's description of this product is "Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you have to do is - cherish her!"

Well that's not creepy at all.
 
2012-12-04 12:47:52 PM

ami5000: HEY GUYS REMEMBER 1995? WELL IT'S BACK!

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Pairs nicely with one of these:

img.mu.cdn.li
 
2012-12-04 12:48:13 PM
Feel the burn

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:49:04 PM

Tat'dGreaser: And she's a going green


This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.
 
2012-12-04 12:49:36 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:50:06 PM
You're kind of f*cked if your burglar has the munchies though.

cdnl.complex.com
 
2012-12-04 12:50:25 PM
I once flew to Vegas with two friends sitting behind me who had decided to smoke a joint before boarding. They spent the entire flight reading Skymall and cracking up as they turned each page.
 
2012-12-04 12:50:29 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


:D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no caption needed
 
2012-12-04 12:50:36 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.


Hopefully the liters don't f*ck it up, ami5000 is having too much fun.
 
2012-12-04 12:50:36 PM
MEEEEEOOWWWWW! I'm sure you get this all the time but has anyone ever told you that you're built like a BRICK SHIATEHOUSE? DAAAAMMMMMMMMN! i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 12:50:45 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Fondle My Sweaters?
 
2012-12-04 12:51:00 PM
Because f*ck you that's why

cdnl.complex.com
 
2012-12-04 12:51:11 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


It's like five phobias in one
 
2012-12-04 12:51:16 PM
So pretty much the whole skymall.
 
2012-12-04 12:52:01 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 12:52:23 PM
For the drunk on the go.

cdnl.complex.com
 
2012-12-04 12:52:51 PM
i1195.photobucket.com

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.
 
2012-12-04 12:53:07 PM
I'm not so sure I want protein ketchup.
 
2012-12-04 12:53:54 PM

mahuika: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]

The blogger says Skymall's description of this product is "Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you have to do is - cherish her!"

Well that's not creepy at all.


still has that "fresh from the vagina" smell
 
2012-12-04 12:54:06 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: For the drunk on the go.

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


Those are common at wine festivals.
 
2012-12-04 12:54:07 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:55:16 PM
2 points:

1. I have the hotdog toaster from skymall. It makes farking awesome hotdogs. Worth every penny.

2. There is a cheasier version of skymall on amtrak trains called Travel Mall, which is an even cheasier version of it.
 
2012-12-04 12:56:05 PM

LineNoise: 2. There is a cheasier version of skymall on amtrak trains called Travel Mall, which is an even cheasier version of it.


But wait. Hang on. You didn't tell us. Is it cheasier?

(cheesier)
 
2012-12-04 12:56:10 PM

ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.


No, the type of person who buys that is the same type that will attempt to stuff it into the overhead bin, forcing *you* to check your size-appropriate roll on.
 
2012-12-04 12:56:44 PM
You can finally shut her up!

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:57:32 PM

InspectorZero: ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.

No, the type of person who buys that is the same type that will attempt to stuff it into the overhead bin, forcing *you* to check your size-appropriate roll on.


He's such an asshole, that guy.
 
2012-12-04 12:58:13 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Is it just me or do her legs below her knees look way too long?
 
2012-12-04 12:59:42 PM
i1195.photobucket.com

"Hold on, I'm from the future! BEEP BOOP BEEP"
 
2012-12-04 12:59:59 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 01:00:42 PM

ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

"Hold on, I'm from the future! BEEP BOOP BEEP"


YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS QUADRANT
 
2012-12-04 01:01:04 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:02:36 PM
I've spent the better part of an hour clicking through this link. Hilarious! Thank you, subby, for the lunch time laughs!!
 
2012-12-04 01:04:28 PM

ami5000: ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

"Hold on, I'm from the future! BEEP BOOP BEEP"

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS QUADRANT


ILLOGICAL
 
2012-12-04 01:05:49 PM
Amaze and amuse your friends with MILES O' SAUSAGE MAGIC LINKS! This whimsical twist on the "Endless Scarves" magic trick will have the gang at the dog park be "howling" with laughter and "barking" their amazement! Simply feed your pooch the "magic foam capsule" with his usual meal the night before and the next day, gently remove 500 yards of non-toxic and biogdegradable hotdog links from Rover's anus using the magic of EXPANDO-HANDLE technology, there is no mess! It not only does not hurt or harm your pet's gastro-intestinal tract, IT CLEANS IT! And we all know what that means, fresher breath and no need to deworm.So be the talk of the the dog walk and order MILES O' today. And the best part? When some killjoy tries to rain on your debut, you and Rover have the last laugh as you both shrug and tell the arriving police and ASPCA: "Hey, it's only an ILLUSION!" i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:05:54 PM
For the record, I want the shark lawn ornament.
 
2012-12-04 01:07:10 PM
i50.tinypic.com

Jesus, that's just asking for a mauling.
 
2012-12-04 01:07:13 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


vis.berkeley.edu
 
2012-12-04 01:07:33 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 01:08:44 PM
I wasted some quality time on that tumblr site. thanks!
 
2012-12-04 01:09:06 PM
i50.tinypic.com

We can only hope that contains as much lead as I suspect it does.
 
2012-12-04 01:09:40 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: You're kind of f*cked if your burglar has the munchies though.

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


How much was that? I have one, but I bought it at a head shop for about $10. Saved my ass a couple times.
 
2012-12-04 01:10:31 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate:

i46.tinypic.com

We can only hope that contains as much lead as I suspect it does.


FTFM
 
2012-12-04 01:11:10 PM
HAL, open the pod bay doors right meow.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 01:11:19 PM
i253.photobucket.comMmmmm! And don't forget to stir it up; there's real PERV on the bottom!
 
2012-12-04 01:13:12 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Cause that won't cause bad habits to form or anything. Brilliant!
 
2012-12-04 01:14:13 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

That is the perfect addon for my....

www.insidesocal.com

Need a place for the ref's to check the call.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:12 PM
This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
i.imgur.com
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
 
2012-12-04 01:20:52 PM

pizen: HAL, open the pod bay doors right meow.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


hahahaha
 
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