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(Tumblr)   As it turns out, these didn't just look bizarre and hilarious because you were on your third Bloody Mary and cruising at an altitude of 31,000 ft. Ladies and Gentlemen, the best and worst of Skymall   (skymall.tumblr.com) divider line 248
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2012-12-04 12:12:20 PM
HELL YEAH MOTHERBLOOKER 

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:13:24 PM
I love Skymall.
 
2012-12-04 12:15:01 PM
The EZ Jump Rope
24.media.tumblr.com


What in the
 
2012-12-04 12:16:45 PM
lolracist

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:17:42 PM
Skymall is the best thing ever.
 
2012-12-04 12:18:34 PM
B*tches, I'm from the f*cking future

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:19:18 PM
What do I do for a living I said. Modelling for magazines I said.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:19:28 PM
LOL IS THIS CHAIR FOR GIANTS?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:19:39 PM
I entertain myself on flights by writing cartoon captions in the Skymall catalogue.
 
2012-12-04 12:21:27 PM
For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:21:54 PM
Ok I actually like this one kind of.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:22:00 PM

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]



That's not a hose.
 
2012-12-04 12:23:12 PM
lol

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:23:44 PM

brap: That's not a hose.


They have attachments like that for hoses...
 
2012-12-04 12:23:59 PM
I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:24:34 PM
And we all think you're weird.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:24:36 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:25:19 PM
Workin on my pecs while I TFD

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:25:47 PM

ami5000: [24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Well it's good to see Josh Romney is keeping himself busy.
 
2012-12-04 12:26:05 PM

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


That's how I like my toast - untouched for the most part, but blackened in the center. It all evens out.
 
2012-12-04 12:28:42 PM

McBatt: tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

That's how I like my toast - untouched for the most part, but blackened in the center. It all evens out.


Are you mocking me?
Do we have toast snobs now?
 
2012-12-04 12:30:01 PM
I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.

Just an FYI, to my SS giftee.
 
2012-12-04 12:31:00 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.

Just an FYI, to my SS giftee.


You're a bad but awesome person.
 
2012-12-04 12:31:39 PM
I love this thread. Ami + ABW + skymall = *tears in eyes*
 
2012-12-04 12:31:45 PM
YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF WHEN I SAY YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:32:54 PM
It's a cat pressure cooker

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:33:55 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's a cat pressure cooker

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Oh dear god I snorted.
 
2012-12-04 12:34:31 PM

mahuika: The EZ Jump Rope
[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

What in the


There is a better product where they didn't even bother with rope at all, it's just two sticks
 
2012-12-04 12:35:22 PM
Still my favorite Skymall item.

www.skymall.com

I'm not sure what my reaction to an actual human being using one of these would be.
 
2012-12-04 12:35:45 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.

Just an FYI, to my SS giftee.


That's awesome but did you have to take out a small business loan just to afford it??
 
2012-12-04 12:36:09 PM
YOU WILL NEVER BE PRETTY

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:36:59 PM
I got this for BWF

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:37:32 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:38:24 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ok I actually like this one kind of.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


I have one of those! An ex gave it to me.
 
2012-12-04 12:38:25 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I got this for BWF

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Hahahaha what a lovely genie costume!
 
2012-12-04 12:39:02 PM
I KNOW WHAT IT IS PUT DOWN YOUR NERD AND COOL IT
 
2012-12-04 12:39:10 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Adjective Bird Whiskey: I got this for BWF

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Hahahaha what a lovely genie costume!


..that's Leia from Star Wars
 
2012-12-04 12:39:25 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

If I won the lottery I would place like 20 of these right outside my brother's window.
 
2012-12-04 12:39:45 PM
Did I just get trolled?

Damn you're good.
 
2012-12-04 12:40:30 PM
When a mason jar is just too classy

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:41:52 PM
*voice cracking pre-pubescently*  Gorsh Sluggo, I'd really love to stop and give you my lunch money but me and this backpack full of condoms has yet another very important "getting laid" apointment we've got to race to.
 
 
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 12:42:02 PM
For the alcoholic in your life.

dl.maximumpc.com
 
2012-12-04 12:42:26 PM

ami5000: When a mason jar is just too classy

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]


OMG I'm getting a set for my cousin's wedding gift
 
2012-12-04 12:42:37 PM
HEY GUYS REMEMBER 1995? WELL IT'S BACK!

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:42:56 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.


I've got two round trips before Christmas. Skymall might get some of my money. I'm really trying to shop local.
 
2012-12-04 12:43:23 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Did I just get trolled?

Damn you're good.


*shrugs*

You gotta know your audience. ;)
 
2012-12-04 12:43:28 PM
Want to humiliate your child?

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:43:47 PM

ami5000: [24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]



The Amazing Kreskin: Psychic Jockstrap
 
2012-12-04 12:43:51 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's a cat pressure cooker

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


25.media.tumblr.com
Wut choo lookin at?
 
2012-12-04 12:46:31 PM

ami5000: Want to humiliate your child?

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]



And the kids by the mushroom burrito stand in the parking lot scoffed when I said "I need an MBA IN MIRACLES, man."
 
2012-12-04 12:46:41 PM
And she's a going green
 
2012-12-04 12:47:33 PM
Will someone get me the replica firebolt broom? It's only $295 and the chick in my LARPing group would be all over me if she saw that.

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:47:36 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

The blogger says Skymall's description of this product is "Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you have to do is - cherish her!"

Well that's not creepy at all.
 
2012-12-04 12:47:52 PM

ami5000: HEY GUYS REMEMBER 1995? WELL IT'S BACK!

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Pairs nicely with one of these:

img.mu.cdn.li
 
2012-12-04 12:48:13 PM
Feel the burn

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:49:04 PM

Tat'dGreaser: And she's a going green


This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.
 
2012-12-04 12:49:36 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:50:06 PM
You're kind of f*cked if your burglar has the munchies though.

cdnl.complex.com
 
2012-12-04 12:50:25 PM
I once flew to Vegas with two friends sitting behind me who had decided to smoke a joint before boarding. They spent the entire flight reading Skymall and cracking up as they turned each page.
 
2012-12-04 12:50:29 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


:D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no caption needed
 
2012-12-04 12:50:36 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.


Hopefully the liters don't f*ck it up, ami5000 is having too much fun.
 
2012-12-04 12:50:36 PM
MEEEEEOOWWWWW! I'm sure you get this all the time but has anyone ever told you that you're built like a BRICK SHIATEHOUSE? DAAAAMMMMMMMMN! i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 12:50:45 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Fondle My Sweaters?
 
2012-12-04 12:51:00 PM
Because f*ck you that's why

cdnl.complex.com
 
2012-12-04 12:51:11 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


It's like five phobias in one
 
2012-12-04 12:51:16 PM
So pretty much the whole skymall.
 
2012-12-04 12:52:01 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 12:52:23 PM
For the drunk on the go.

cdnl.complex.com
 
2012-12-04 12:52:51 PM
i1195.photobucket.com

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.
 
2012-12-04 12:53:07 PM
I'm not so sure I want protein ketchup.
 
2012-12-04 12:53:54 PM

mahuika: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]

The blogger says Skymall's description of this product is "Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you have to do is - cherish her!"

Well that's not creepy at all.


still has that "fresh from the vagina" smell
 
2012-12-04 12:54:06 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: For the drunk on the go.

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


Those are common at wine festivals.
 
2012-12-04 12:54:07 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:55:16 PM
2 points:

1. I have the hotdog toaster from skymall. It makes farking awesome hotdogs. Worth every penny.

2. There is a cheasier version of skymall on amtrak trains called Travel Mall, which is an even cheasier version of it.
 
2012-12-04 12:56:05 PM

LineNoise: 2. There is a cheasier version of skymall on amtrak trains called Travel Mall, which is an even cheasier version of it.


But wait. Hang on. You didn't tell us. Is it cheasier?

(cheesier)
 
2012-12-04 12:56:10 PM

ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.


No, the type of person who buys that is the same type that will attempt to stuff it into the overhead bin, forcing *you* to check your size-appropriate roll on.
 
2012-12-04 12:56:44 PM
You can finally shut her up!

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 12:57:32 PM

InspectorZero: ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.

No, the type of person who buys that is the same type that will attempt to stuff it into the overhead bin, forcing *you* to check your size-appropriate roll on.


He's such an asshole, that guy.
 
2012-12-04 12:58:13 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Is it just me or do her legs below her knees look way too long?
 
2012-12-04 12:59:42 PM
i1195.photobucket.com

"Hold on, I'm from the future! BEEP BOOP BEEP"
 
2012-12-04 12:59:59 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 01:00:42 PM

ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

"Hold on, I'm from the future! BEEP BOOP BEEP"


YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS QUADRANT
 
2012-12-04 01:01:04 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:02:36 PM
I've spent the better part of an hour clicking through this link. Hilarious! Thank you, subby, for the lunch time laughs!!
 
2012-12-04 01:04:28 PM

ami5000: ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

"Hold on, I'm from the future! BEEP BOOP BEEP"

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS QUADRANT


ILLOGICAL
 
2012-12-04 01:05:49 PM
Amaze and amuse your friends with MILES O' SAUSAGE MAGIC LINKS! This whimsical twist on the "Endless Scarves" magic trick will have the gang at the dog park be "howling" with laughter and "barking" their amazement! Simply feed your pooch the "magic foam capsule" with his usual meal the night before and the next day, gently remove 500 yards of non-toxic and biogdegradable hotdog links from Rover's anus using the magic of EXPANDO-HANDLE technology, there is no mess! It not only does not hurt or harm your pet's gastro-intestinal tract, IT CLEANS IT! And we all know what that means, fresher breath and no need to deworm.So be the talk of the the dog walk and order MILES O' today. And the best part? When some killjoy tries to rain on your debut, you and Rover have the last laugh as you both shrug and tell the arriving police and ASPCA: "Hey, it's only an ILLUSION!" i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:05:54 PM
For the record, I want the shark lawn ornament.
 
2012-12-04 01:07:10 PM
i50.tinypic.com

Jesus, that's just asking for a mauling.
 
2012-12-04 01:07:13 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


vis.berkeley.edu
 
2012-12-04 01:07:33 PM
www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 01:08:44 PM
I wasted some quality time on that tumblr site. thanks!
 
2012-12-04 01:09:06 PM
i50.tinypic.com

We can only hope that contains as much lead as I suspect it does.
 
2012-12-04 01:09:40 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: You're kind of f*cked if your burglar has the munchies though.

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


How much was that? I have one, but I bought it at a head shop for about $10. Saved my ass a couple times.
 
2012-12-04 01:10:31 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate:

i46.tinypic.com

We can only hope that contains as much lead as I suspect it does.


FTFM
 
2012-12-04 01:11:10 PM
HAL, open the pod bay doors right meow.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 01:11:19 PM
i253.photobucket.comMmmmm! And don't forget to stir it up; there's real PERV on the bottom!
 
2012-12-04 01:13:12 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Cause that won't cause bad habits to form or anything. Brilliant!
 
2012-12-04 01:14:13 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

That is the perfect addon for my....

www.insidesocal.com

Need a place for the ref's to check the call.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:12 PM
This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
i.imgur.com
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
 
2012-12-04 01:20:52 PM

pizen: HAL, open the pod bay doors right meow.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


hahahaha
 
2012-12-04 01:22:56 PM
HAHAHAHA pet oil paintings

www.skymall.com

www.skymall.com

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 01:26:55 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

I think my mom would actually love some of these, cover up the flowering bushes if a late frost occurs.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:31 PM
i.imgur.com

Based on this image, you can't even tell what the product really is - I just love how it seems to be so many different photo elements photoshopped together.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:06 PM
www.skymall.com

Yes, let's tie together our daughter's legs and then throw her into the water!
 
2012-12-04 01:29:47 PM

Jackson Herring: mahuika: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]

The blogger says Skymall's description of this product is "Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you have to do is - cherish her!"

Well that's not creepy at all.

still has that "fresh from the vagina" smell


I just took a sip of soda, you asshole. Thankfully directed away from my keyboard, but Pepsi burns the nasal passages something fierce...
 
2012-12-04 01:30:25 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
mix and match
 
2012-12-04 01:32:18 PM
i46.tinypic.com

Aw hell, this one is actually sold out.
 
2012-12-04 01:32:45 PM

mahuika: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]

Yes, let's tie together our daughter's legs and then throw her into the water!


I would guess that your daughter should be a pretty capable swimmer before giving her those

/that being said, I can see people giving their barely able to swim kids them
 
2012-12-04 01:37:12 PM
i45.tinypic.com

Um. I...oh dear.
 
2012-12-04 01:37:26 PM
i253.photobucket.comWife just back from the hospital after giving birth and being Mrs. Crankypants? Since this supposedly blessed event, has all the love and laughter left the household?Well then lighten the mood and indulge your "impish" side with Baby SIDS.Simply replace your newborn with this frightenly realistic stillborn replica and at night tell your wife it's her turn to check on the little scruffer. That's YOUR cue to go downstairs to the kitchen where you've stowed the REAL baby. Then simply turn on the baby monitor, pour yourself a gin and tonic (better make it a double), sit back,and wait for the LAUGHS! What better way to chill out with your newborn than listening to wifey having a heart attack on the baby monitor. A great way to bond with junior while creating the psychological foundation for you to always be considered "the fun guy" and for the Mrs. to be "The Heavy" and "The Drag."
 
2012-12-04 01:40:33 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.


I've seen that movie.
 
2012-12-04 01:46:27 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.


What is exactly is that? Do I use it to rub my own back? Can I stick in my vagoo? How does that thing work man?
 
2012-12-04 01:47:34 PM

naughtyrev: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

I've seen that movie.


Looks like it seats at least four.
 
2012-12-04 01:48:01 PM
I would so wear these!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 01:53:28 PM

hoots_toot_ochaye: I would so wear these!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Haha! One of the girls that works for this company was moving to Seattle to open the office there. They gave her those boots as a Welcome to Seattle/gag gift.
 
2012-12-04 01:54:11 PM
i1195.photobucket.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
 
2012-12-04 01:54:37 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i46.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Aw hell, this one is actually sold out.


that's because it was "adorable white baby included"
 
2012-12-04 01:55:36 PM

atlfarkette: hoots_toot_ochaye: I would so wear these!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Haha! One of the girls that works for this company was moving to Seattle to open the office there. They gave her those boots as a Welcome to Seattle/gag gift.


I kind of like them. But then again, I'm a sucker for paisley.
 
2012-12-04 01:58:41 PM

theewhiterhino: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i46.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Aw hell, this one is actually sold out.

that's because it was "adorable white baby included"


Still flushed from childbirth...
 
2012-12-04 01:58:51 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: naughtyrev: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

I've seen that movie.

Looks like it seats at least four.


Fun for the whole family!
 
2012-12-04 02:01:44 PM

dahmers love zombie: This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
[i.imgur.com image 380x380]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


I had to actually wipe away tears at that.
 
2012-12-04 02:06:47 PM
I have only ever purchased one thing through Skymall and that was for my Star Wars-obsessed brother:

www.newlaunches.com

That being said, I'd totally buy this:

25.media.tumblr.com

And this for a friend of mine who recently has a baby & plays paintball 2-3x a year:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 02:14:36 PM
*snert*

Knuckle Meat Pounder
 
2012-12-04 02:15:07 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: lol

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Swear to god one of those just drove past my office while I was outside smoking. And I don't work in redneckville by a long shot. 

I don't quite understand what is being communicated by them.
 
2012-12-04 02:15:21 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: HELL YEAH MOTHERBLOOKER 

[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


I'm sure it says something bad about me that the majority of women I've dated as an adult either would wear that or already own a half dozen similar pieces of jewelry
 
2012-12-04 02:17:36 PM

mahuika: The EZ Jump Rope
[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

What in the


he's the personal trainer for this girl:
moshgirl.com
 
2012-12-04 02:18:01 PM
Cool story bro.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 02:18:05 PM

dahmers love zombie: This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
[i.imgur.com image 380x380]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"



That thing actually looks like it would be a lot of fun.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:12 PM

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Could come in handy after watching "Jersey Shore" or "Honey Boo-boo"
 
2012-12-04 02:20:26 PM

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


IF you only knew the POWER of the Dark Setting...
 
2012-12-04 02:21:56 PM
My nephew gave me the solar-powered Queen as a gag gift. She's waving away above my desk. I have seen them in stores and the Corgis also, but the Corgis are not to scale and don't look like they'd work very well.

I like the combo scooter and backpack idea. I could get to work a little faster and if it was sturdy enough, buy a couple bottles of Coke or things to take home.

In fact, a lot of these silly ideas are at least briefly amusing.
 
2012-12-04 02:22:20 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

One would have to give themselves a reach-around with that.
 
2012-12-04 02:22:41 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Oh, yeah...
 
2012-12-04 02:22:55 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

The secret ingredient is HUMAN BLOOD! Protein Ketchup is people!
 
2012-12-04 02:23:20 PM

JerseyTim: I once flew to Vegas with two friends sitting behind me who had decided to smoke a joint before boarding. They spent the entire flight reading Skymall and cracking up as they turned each page.


I was going to ask if you were my friend but then I remembered that when I did this I was flying home from Denver. Also drawing in the Skymall to the delight of my other stoned friend who obviously couldn't handle his weed and had to be told to stop laughing so hard several times by the flight attendants.
 
2012-12-04 02:23:43 PM

rocketpants: Cool story bro.


24.media.tumblr.com
You know what, that guy looks identical to a dear friend of mine. Now, my friend is a throw back from 80's glam metal, still dyes his long hair black and wears eyeliner on a daily basis.

I now know what he'd look like if he had let it go and worked for corporate or something.
 
2012-12-04 02:24:57 PM
Isn't Skymall the new 007 movie with Daniel Craig?
 
2012-12-04 02:25:30 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

images.flabber.nl
 
2012-12-04 02:27:45 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: For the drunk on the go.

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


Actually, there's a cook/farmer near us that has these absolutely awesome foodie parties out in the field. 20 Gourmet chefs cooking in the mud. One of these wine glass necklaces would be absolutely perfect.

http://eigensinnfarm.blogspot.ca/

A night out with the wife including BYOB and B&B (You don't drive!) and tip cost us 1k. Best night out ever!

//Unfortunately, it killed our restaurant budget for the next 6 years.
 
2012-12-04 02:29:11 PM
I want the full body massage chair. The one that even massages your calves and feet.

Seriously.
 
2012-12-04 02:34:30 PM

CapeFearCadaver: rocketpants: Cool story bro.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]
You know what, that guy looks identical to a dear friend of mine. Now, my friend is a throw back from 80's glam metal, still dyes his long hair black and wears eyeliner on a daily basis.

I now know what he'd look like if he had let it go and worked for corporate or something.


Cool story bro.
/ sorry, couldn't resist.

You should buy your friend that awesome hat for Xmas/Hanukkah/Festivus/Whatever
 
2012-12-04 02:35:25 PM
I would order the Hideos Portal to Gael'thoth.

/obscure?
 
2012-12-04 02:36:49 PM
Really ? really? No one has posted this yet. The young ladies would enjoy this, I'm thinking. 
 
2012-12-04 02:37:21 PM

atlfarkette: Will someone get me the replica firebolt broom? It's only $295 and the chick in my LARPing group would be all over me if she saw that.

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Which one the pudgey one, the fat one, the obese one, or the ugly one?
 
2012-12-04 02:38:13 PM

unitednihilists: Really ? really? No one has posted this yet. The young ladies would enjoy this, I'm thinking.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 02:39:17 PM
Finally something to go with the leg lamp

24.media.tumblr.com

www.achristmasstoryhouse.com
 
2012-12-04 02:43:05 PM

ami5000: LOL IS THIS CHAIR FOR GIANTS?


I've seen it on display at Menards. The size didn't get to me as much as the fact that there's 6 cup/can holders on the arms, seems like they know their market well.
 
2012-12-04 02:43:16 PM

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


No, that's for those of us who want to masturbate in the shower like a PRO!
 
2012-12-04 02:43:30 PM
Good god, I thought I was the only one!

My wife and I often fly business-class, which is another way of saying "free drinks" class. By the time she's had her third or fourth cocktail, that's when I start showing her these things in Skymall... complete with sound-effects. The more she laughs, the funnier it gets.

No lie, I've been doing this shiat for years.
 
2012-12-04 02:43:56 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Blushing Wall Flower: This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.

Hopefully the liters don't f*ck it up, ami5000 is having too much fun.


Yes, it requires that extra 5 bucks a month to make one witty and erudite.

i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 02:48:31 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 02:49:05 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
A new decoration for the piano in the living room.
 
2012-12-04 02:51:35 PM

Ed Grubermann: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]
A new decoration for the piano in the living room.

2.bp.blogspot.com
/ I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!
 
2012-12-04 02:51:50 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

I know someone who has these on her car. It seriously looks freaky.
 
2012-12-04 02:52:19 PM
 
2012-12-04 02:53:27 PM

Ed Grubermann: A new decoration for the piano in the living room.

 
2012-12-04 02:54:26 PM

hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

[images.flabber.nl image 200x152]


My company leased 2 Honda Fits, and if those weren't gay enough, one of the owners bought those eyelash things for one of the Honda's because he didn't think the company logo wrapped on the car made it stand out enough. They lasted about 1.5 days, or one trip down the I25 Corridor.
 
2012-12-04 02:55:31 PM

Ed Grubermann: A new decoration for the piano in the living room.


*snert*
 
2012-12-04 02:56:23 PM

dletter: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

That is the perfect addon for my....

[www.insidesocal.com image 400x263]

Need a place for the ref's to check the call.


I just went all human emotion on that one.
 
2012-12-04 02:57:03 PM
www.skymall.com

Kinda looks like creepy gf meme...

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

/I bought that dragon ear wrap from thinkgeek.com. I wonder how much SkyMall charges, cuz I got mine for free with points at TG.
 
2012-12-04 02:57:34 PM

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 268x268]Wife just back from the hospital after giving birth and being Mrs. Crankypants? Since this supposedly blessed event, has all the love and laughter left the household?Well then lighten the mood and indulge your "impish" side with Baby SIDS.Simply replace your newborn with this frightenly realistic stillborn replica and at night tell your wife it's her turn to check on the little scruffer. That's YOUR cue to go downstairs to the kitchen where you've stowed the REAL baby. Then simply turn on the baby monitor, pour yourself a gin and tonic (better make it a double), sit back,and wait for the LAUGHS! What better way to chill out with your newborn than listening to wifey having a heart attack on the baby monitor. A great way to bond with junior while creating the psychological foundation for you to always be considered "the fun guy" and for the Mrs. to be "The Heavy" and "The Drag."


there's a reason I've got you favorited. Awesome.
 
2012-12-04 03:00:44 PM
Irish yoga is racist? I oughta give you Irish sunglasses just for suggesting that!
 
2012-12-04 03:03:08 PM

kombat_unit: Irish yoga is racist? I oughta give you Irish sunglasses just for suggesting that!


Are they aviators or wrap-arounds?
 
2012-12-04 03:08:04 PM

brap: I entertain myself on flights by writing cartoon captions in the Skymall catalogue.


Oh good. I thought it was just me. Well, no, I didn't, but it's nice to meet a fellow, um, traveler.

"Look dear, more crap!"
 
2012-12-04 03:08:37 PM

DeathCipris: kombat_unit: Irish yoga is racist? I oughta give you Irish sunglasses just for suggesting that!

Are they aviators or wrap-arounds?


You decide:

s9.postimage.org
 
2012-12-04 03:10:07 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's a cat pressure cooker

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh dear god I snorted.


I own two of those and they are the greatest invention in the history of mankind. Seriously.
 
2012-12-04 03:11:15 PM
Back in the day Skymall offered a home distillery for making brandy from wine, of course it's long gone now. I've always regretted not purchasing one.

A while back some other companies were offering one called the Missisipi Distiller, but I can't find it anymore either.

/yes, Missisipi, not Mississippi
 
2012-12-04 03:11:42 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

That chair belongs to Bill Brasky.....


BIll Brasky!
 
2012-12-04 03:12:45 PM
24.media.tumblr.com 

That's what every nativity scene needs - some guy farking a sheep.
 
2012-12-04 03:13:22 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.


Where the fark does that go?
 
2012-12-04 03:13:45 PM
And now I've wasted my afternoon. Thanks, dicks.
 
2012-12-04 03:16:04 PM
thisthreaddelivers.jpg
 
2012-12-04 03:19:04 PM

sweetmelissa31: Kind of want the litterbox house. I think MooMoo will look amazing in it.

[bases.roflbot.wigflip.com image 380x380] 

Yep*.


*not to scale
 
2012-12-04 03:21:03 PM

sweetmelissa31: Kind of want the litterbox house. I think MooMoo will look amazing in it.

[bases.roflbot.wigflip.com image 380x380] 

Yep.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 03:22:21 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

seriously?

my old school knuckle meat pounder works just fine

/is it knuckle-meat?
//or is it meat-pounder?
///to the lab!
 
2012-12-04 03:22:53 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Prepare now for child spawning season.
 
2012-12-04 03:28:36 PM
No love for the Captain Pike sauna? My coworkers think I'm nuts now.

25.media.tumblr.com


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 03:28:43 PM

McBatt: Still my favorite Skymall item.

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]

I'm not sure what my reaction to an actual human being using one of these would be.


I would totally buy and use this.
 
2012-12-04 03:30:35 PM
I've had an Irish Yoga shirt for years. So it's not only overpriced and ridiculous but completely unoriginal.

Shenanigans!

PS I'm not racist against the Irish, unless that includes Notre Dame fans.
 
2012-12-04 03:32:06 PM
Thank you all. Now my keyboard is wet, my sinuses sting like hell and I desperately need to buy a cat pressure cooker.
 
2012-12-04 03:37:49 PM
www.skymall.com

Hey are you Alex Trebek? Oh sorry. Didn't know you were sleeping on that thing. Are you? I guess not. I mean, why would Alex Trebek be back here in coach, right? He'd probably be way up there in Business class, am I right? I mean Alex Trebek. He's been doing Jeopardy for like a million years. But he doesn't look a million years old. No. He looks just like he did back in the 70's.

I could probably go on Jeopardy and I would win a lot of money. People say I'm smart. Not airplane pilot smart or I'd be up there, driving this thing. But smart. My Drill Sergeant once said "No one can teach me nothing" That's a real quote from an Army Drill Sergeant. I think my problem with Jeopardy is that I would probably forget to phrase it in the form of a question. I'd yell "Toronto!" instead of "What is the Capitol of Toronto, Alex."

So that's why you'll never see me on Jeopardy, Alex. Oh I didn't mean to keep you awake. I just had a couple of cappuccinos in the terminal before take off. Anyhoo, looks like we're getting ready to land, Alex. So where are you going? Beautiful downtown Burbank?
 
2012-12-04 03:39:35 PM

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

25.media.tumblr.com


I would totally buy a Jesus one... and profit.

/prophet 
// sidenote: that has to be the worst farkin toaster
 
2012-12-04 03:42:51 PM

ElFugawz: I would totally buy a Jesus one... and profit.


The make em!
 
2012-12-04 03:43:28 PM

ami5000: brap: That's not a hose.

They have attachments like that for hoses...



Do they have attachements like that for failed penis jokes?
 
- That's what she said.
 
2012-12-04 03:44:11 PM
I'd buy the dragon earring and (maybe) the litterbox disguised as a house.
 
2012-12-04 03:54:38 PM
i286.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 03:54:47 PM

brap: MEEEEEOOWWWWW! I'm sure you get this all the time but has anyone ever told you that you're built like a BRICK SHIATEHOUSE? DAAAAMMMMMMMMN! [i253.photobucket.com image 380x380]


Your daughters are going to be ever so thrilled when, after purchasing this item, they find that kitty has begun taking dumps in their Barbie Dreamhouses as well.
 
2012-12-04 03:55:12 PM

ElFugawz: // sidenote: that has to be the worst farkin toaster


My wife convinced me to buy one for her (not Darth Vader, but a sports team logo). The toast is . . . acceptable. The "blank" area of the toast does get slightly crispy, but it's just as though that area was on a much lower setting.

Thankfully the back side is just regular toast.

/I'm a sucker, I know
 
2012-12-04 03:55:58 PM
Until last week, I have never known anyone that actually bought something off Skymall.

My brother went to Prague last month. All of that time on an airplane did something to his brain because he bought the gigantic wall map. It is taller than any room in his house.
 
2012-12-04 03:59:08 PM
I prefer http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
Here is a hot tub boat
www.hottug.nl
Joseph Ducreux Sculpture
images1.sw-cdn.net
Weird stuff there
 
2012-12-04 04:00:16 PM

hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

[images.flabber.nl image 200x152]


I saw those for the first time in the real world last week. About had an accident doing a quadruple take.
 
2012-12-04 04:00:43 PM

hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

[images.flabber.nl image 200x152]


Here's a better picture to understand what those car-lashes do to some men:

VERY NSFW 

I saw that a few years ago and still see it every time I see one of those driving down the road.
 
2012-12-04 04:02:32 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

I actually own this product, and it actually works.

Never had to buy or scoop kitty litter for my two cats anymore now that they are toilet trained
 
2012-12-04 04:03:58 PM

strapp3r: 24.media.tumblr.com

seriously?

my old school knuckle meat pounder works just fine

/is it knuckle-meat?
//or is it meat-pounder?
///to the lab!



You sir are awesome. I am buying two of those and an Obama roast for my GFs mom. My Xmas is nearly finished!
 
2012-12-04 04:04:42 PM

ndeans: hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

[images.flabber.nl image 200x152]

Here's a better picture to understand what those car-lashes do to some men:

VERY NSFW 

I saw that a few years ago and still see it every time I see one of those driving down the road.


W T F did I just look at. You owe us eye bleach for that.
 
2012-12-04 04:05:41 PM

atlfarkette: Will someone get me the replica firebolt broom? It's only $295 and the chick in my LARPing group would be all over me if she saw that.

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]


If it vibrates, she won't even need you.
 
2012-12-04 04:06:41 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

I've seen this one in real life at our local Menards. Someone sat in it and ripped the fabric. Not much a selling point when the floor display has a big tear in the seat of the chair.
 
2012-12-04 04:07:28 PM

doczoidberg: dahmers love zombie: This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
[i.imgur.com image 380x380]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


That thing actually looks like it would be a lot of fun.


That thing is NOT FUN!!!! My swim trunks started to come off somehow so I had to tuck my legs in to keep from losing them. Ended up smashing myself in the face a few times with my knees because the boat driver was going around in circles draggin me over the wakes.. Had knots all over my head.
 
2012-12-04 04:14:43 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: You're kind of f*cked if your burglar has the munchies though.

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


Just check out your local head shop. In Anchorage I went to Popeye's Emporium with some friends and saw all sorts of crazy things in there and they had quite a few hidden compartment products. Bibles, Pringles cans, boxes of Ajax, etc
 
2012-12-04 04:16:28 PM
I've been seeing this one for years and years. Who buys this shiat?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 04:18:23 PM

ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.


You know.... I've wondered about that exact thing when reading Skymall....
 
2012-12-04 04:21:09 PM

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 268x268]Wife just back from the hospital after giving birth and being Mrs. Crankypants? Since this supposedly blessed event, has all the love and laughter left the household?Well then lighten the mood and indulge your "impish" side with Baby SIDS.Simply replace your newborn with this frightenly realistic stillborn replica and at night tell your wife it's her turn to check on the little scruffer. That's YOUR cue to go downstairs to the kitchen where you've stowed the REAL baby. Then simply turn on the baby monitor, pour yourself a gin and tonic (better make it a double), sit back,and wait for the LAUGHS! What better way to chill out with your newborn than listening to wifey having a heart attack on the baby monitor. A great way to bond with junior while creating the psychological foundation for you to always be considered "the fun guy" and for the Mrs. to be "The Heavy" and "The Drag."


You're sick, man, sick... and I know because that's the sort of thing that I would consider doing.
 
2012-12-04 04:22:54 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.

You know.... I've wondered about that exact thing when reading Skymall....


I think it's inflatable, which would just add to the awkward factor.
 
2012-12-04 04:23:18 PM

lasercannon: I prefer http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/


Who gives a

ecx.images-amazon.com

/$24.99 with free super saver shipping!
 
2012-12-04 04:24:12 PM

strapp3r: [24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

seriously?

my old school knuckle meat pounder works just fine

/is it knuckle-meat?
//or is it meat-pounder?
///to the lab!


www.12volt-travel.com
 
2012-12-04 04:24:48 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ok I actually like this one kind of.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Me too.
 
2012-12-04 04:25:57 PM

Glendale: Smoky Dragon Dish: ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.

You know.... I've wondered about that exact thing when reading Skymall....

I think it's inflatable, which would just add to the awkward factor.


But still... it's very large when inflated. The sort of thing that air hostesses frown upon...
 
2012-12-04 04:30:34 PM

Ed Grubermann: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]
A new decoration for the piano in the living room.


Very nice!
Golf clap.
//more points with the box photo
 
2012-12-04 04:31:12 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.


My wife has something similar. It's called a Backnobber. Actually works quite well.
 
2012-12-04 04:34:02 PM

ShadeeJake: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

Where the fark does that go?


I think the correct answer to that question is yes.
 
2012-12-04 04:34:35 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Because f*ck you that's why

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


wtf do you do for a living?
 
2012-12-04 04:45:06 PM

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


I rushed through the whole thread to see who would be first to shop a second set of legs in there....
/has a sad
 
2012-12-04 04:56:04 PM
But wait, there's more:

The "Flare Hair Visor" -

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 04:57:49 PM

mahuika: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]

Yes, let's tie together our daughter's legs and then throw her into the water!


I've wanted a monofin for a long time... chances are that's the only way I'm going to learn to do a proper dolphin kick and eventually a proper butterfly stroke.

/swimming, asshole...
 
2012-12-04 05:02:35 PM

Anschauer: But wait, there's more:

The "Flare Hair Visor" -

[www.skymall.com image 130x130]


The dude that come up with that also invented the fake Hillbilly teeth. Dude is a multimillionaire.
 
2012-12-04 05:09:54 PM

Anschauer: But wait, there's more:

The "Flare Hair Visor" -

[www.skymall.com image 130x130]


The final piece to your Guy Fieri Halloween costume.
 
2012-12-04 05:30:29 PM

Bad Man: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

My wife has something similar. It's called a Backnobber. Actually works quite well.


Isn't backnobber Australian slang for a gay guy?

I heard that in Vienna
 
2012-12-04 05:39:30 PM

ami5000: HEY GUYS REMEMBER 1995? WELL IT'S BACK!


The target's about 12 inches high.
 
2012-12-04 06:08:13 PM

Maud Dib: Tat'dGreaser: Blushing Wall Flower: This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.

Hopefully the liters don't f*ck it up, ami5000 is having too much fun.

Yes, it requires that extra 5 bucks a month to make one witty and erudite.

[i865.photobucket.com image 516x340]


I was here years before most of these elitist TF wannabes, don't let them get to you.
 
2012-12-04 06:11:32 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
How YOU doin'?
 
2012-12-04 06:16:38 PM

mattg: Maud Dib: Tat'dGreaser: Blushing Wall Flower: This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.

Hopefully the liters don't f*ck it up, ami5000 is having too much fun.

Yes, it requires that extra 5 bucks a month to make one witty and erudite.

[i865.photobucket.com image 516x340]

I was here years before most of these elitist TF wannabes, don't let them get to you.


People that think they are somehow special because they have Totalfark are the biggest douchebags on this site.

/Tried TF and don't get why people would pay for it.
//sponsor people all the time
 
2012-12-04 06:19:35 PM

misanthropologist: mahuika: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]

Yes, let's tie together our daughter's legs and then throw her into the water!

I've wanted a monofin for a long time... chances are that's the only way I'm going to learn to do a proper dolphin kick and eventually a proper butterfly stroke.


www.flaghouse.com

upload.wikimedia.org

I'm not seeing the problem.
 
2012-12-04 07:11:42 PM
Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet:

SkyMall Kitties
 
2012-12-04 07:35:50 PM

ami5000: LOL IS THIS CHAIR FOR GIANTS?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


It's a hobbit in khakis
 
2012-12-04 07:37:29 PM

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Darth Vader toaster on one counter, Cylon toaster on the other.And the magic wand remote
to control them both. Life is good.....
 
2012-12-04 07:42:19 PM

Makh: I'm not so sure I want protein ketchup.


That's like bloody semen, right?
 
2012-12-04 07:56:36 PM

LesterB: No love for the Captain Pike sauna? My coworkers think I'm nuts now.


See, that doesn't make me think of Captain Pike ... it makes me think of James Bond locking a bad guy into one in Thunderball.
 
2012-12-04 07:56:48 PM
How is garden zombie not on there yet?

www.skymall.com 


Blaargh
 
2012-12-04 08:12:00 PM

ravenlore: Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet:

SkyMall Kitties


That person is deeply disturbed.
 
2012-12-04 08:44:14 PM
So, what happens when you combine this...

25.media.tumblr.com

... with this?

www.skymall.com

Someone with a mixed pet household really has to get on that experiment.
 
2012-12-04 08:46:41 PM

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


porno booth TV?
 
2012-12-04 08:52:12 PM

ToxicMunkee: InspectorZero: ToxicMunkee: [i1195.photobucket.com image 380x380]

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.

No, the type of person who buys that is the same type that will attempt to stuff it into the overhead bin, forcing *you* to check your size-appropriate roll on.

He's such an asshole, that guy.


They're all assholes! If you can't carry your luggage one mile without it touching the ground, you don't deserve to bring it on board. Fark you, check it! If the shiat you were lugging around was that important it'd be in a halliburton case handcuffed to your wrist.

On a side note, it's hilarious to travel with a Halliburton. People keep asking, "is there something in there?". Yeah, 300 thousand dollars and a dildo, now fark off and get back to the B group, you farking parasite.
 
2012-12-04 09:04:37 PM

devilskware: doczoidberg: dahmers love zombie: This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
[i.imgur.com image 380x380]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


That thing actually looks like it would be a lot of fun.

That thing is NOT FUN!!!! My swim trunks started to come off somehow so I had to tuck my legs in to keep from losing them. Ended up smashing myself in the face a few times with my knees because the boat driver was going around in circles draggin me over the wakes.. Had knots all over my head.



I don't know.. that sounds pretty fun to watch.
 
2012-12-04 09:10:24 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: You're kind of f*cked if your burglar has the munchies though.

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


I think that would be pretty easy to make
 
2012-12-04 09:20:32 PM
i bought this a couple years ago off of skymall for my parents, because its ridiculous.

www.skymall.com 

it is in their living room by the piano. my mom crocheted little hats for them to wear.
 
2012-12-04 09:50:08 PM

pizen: HAL, open the pod bay doors right meow.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


i.imgur.com

"I'm sorry, Fluffy, I cannot do that"
 
2012-12-04 11:10:08 PM
Saw my new favorite on a flight a couple weeks ago...Pug Uggs.
Ugg boots for your dog.

Unlike Kitten Mittens they'll never sell.
 
2012-12-04 11:58:13 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's a cat pressure cooker

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh dear god I snorted.


It's a Litter Robot. People I knew had one of these for kitty. Took up a huge space and stank like crap.
 
2012-12-05 12:15:04 AM

brap: MEEEEEOOWWWWW! I'm sure you get this all the time but has anyone ever told you that you're built like a BRICK SHIATEHOUSE? DAAAAMMMMMMMMN! [i253.photobucket.com image 380x380]


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-05 12:28:07 AM

Darkwing: Saw my new favorite on a flight a couple weeks ago...Pug Uggs.
Ugg boots for your dog.

Unlike Kitten Mittens they'll never sell.


These? Eesh. I've heard of worse concepts, but wow those are ugly.

/And overpriced.
//Which goes without saying.
 
2012-12-05 12:52:54 AM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ok I actually like this one kind of.

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Came here to say the same. Reminds me a bit of Calvin's snowmen, the way it takes an ordinary kind of front yard ornamentation in an imaginatively and amusingly weird direction. They also look like the kind of zany aliens whom Spaceman Spiff might temporarily be captured by.
 
2012-12-05 01:21:37 AM

McBatt: Still my favorite Skymall item.

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I'm not sure what my reaction to an actual human being using one of these would be.


It looks like it is even too big to be a carry-on these days.
 
2012-12-05 01:41:02 AM

CruJones: I want the full body massage chair. The one that even massages your calves and feet.

Seriously.


I tried a massage chair in an airport once. It didn't work very well, some parts were ineffective, some were painful. I like my massage a little deep/hard so for it to be painful it had to be pretty bad. I'd be amazed if one from Skymall worked any better.
 
2012-12-05 09:22:39 AM

Ed Grubermann: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]
A new decoration for the piano in the living room.


Boot to the head
 
2012-12-05 10:23:16 AM

phedex: i bought this a couple years ago off of skymall for my parents, because its ridiculous.

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it is in their living room by the piano. my mom crocheted little hats for them to wear.


My mother in law bought that statue for our house. They sit peeking over our end table now, scaring the occasional guest that gets a little tipsy and forgets about them.
 
2012-12-05 12:10:13 PM

ami5000: www.skymall.com


I wore those for medical reasons in a hospital once and they are awesome. I might have found something to buy from Skymall. FSA Eligible?
 
2012-12-05 01:35:40 PM

Ed Grubermann: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]
A new decoration for the piano in the living room.


Note: Tank accessory for Skymall BabyquariumTM is $159.99 extra.

/BABYQUARIUM WILL NEVAR DIE
//And, well, Skymall does serve a purpose for those things Too Expensive For The As Seen On TV Store, Too Cheap For Brookstone, And Otherwise Unsalable Due To Sharper Image Having Gone Out Of Business. Which is to say, it serves as a source of monumental LULZ
///kind of amazed they're getting away with selling a Pringles stash jar as an "anti-burglar" tool, hehe
 
2012-12-05 04:15:12 PM

strapp3r


24.media.tumblr.com

seriously?

my old school knuckle meat pounder works just fine

/is it knuckle-meat?
//or is it meat-pounder?
///to the lab!


probably great for killing spiders though.
 
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