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(NBC Chicago)   You never know when those vials of blood you've been keeping in your freezer for a rainy day could come in handy. Particularly if they belong to folks like John Wayne Gacy   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, John Wayne Gacy, vials, block parties, Will County, evidence technician, O'Neil, unsolved murders, blood  
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2012-12-04 02:41:43 PM  
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2012-12-04 02:06:30 PM  
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figured out they could get the executed men entered in a national database shared with other law enforcement agencies because the murderers were technically listed as homicide victims when they were put to death by the state.
2012-12-04 02:03:02 PM  
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dv-ous: If we blame the dead guys, maybe they won't notice how many murders go unsolved...

A guy goes inside a bar, gun in hand, and yells out "Which one of you farkers slept with my wife?".

No one said a thing, and the guy shot someone, killing him.

"I'll ask again, and if I get no answers, I shoot someone else. Who slept with my wife!?"

"He did" said a drunk, pointing at the dead guy.
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