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oldfarthenry		2012-12-04 04:10:36 PM

7 votes:

Step 1 - think about making hot chocolate
Step 2 - remember that you're an adult
Step 3 - drink a glass of Scotch instead

evilmrsock		2012-12-04 09:30:45 PM

4 votes:

bugmn99		2012-12-04 04:42:42 PM

4 votes:

Complicit		2012-12-04 01:02:58 PM

3 votes:

2. Do not accept cocoa from a Sampler Box.

netizencain		2012-12-04 01:18:08 PM

2 votes:

Damn food snobs.

static.caloriecount.about.com

Pocket Ninja		2012-12-05 12:04:33 AM

1 votes:

evilmrsock: [i.imgur.com image 800x1306]

Wow, you actually did it. Welcome to TF.

FatherChaos		2012-12-04 07:06:01 PM

1 votes:

Or you can do this:

www.officehell.co.uk

ScotterOtter		2012-12-04 05:10:28 PM

1 votes:

Cyberluddite: If you really like chocolate, and you've ever had the super-rich, super-intense hot chocolate at the famous Angelina cafe in Paris (or similar places in France and Italy), you'll never want to have anything else:

That's like saying if I fark a supermodel in Paris, I'll never want to fark anyone else. If Swiss Miss is the only thing in the cupboard or if the homely girl is the only one left at the bar...I'll take it

bighairyguy		2012-12-04 04:59:20 PM

1 votes:

4 ounces of chocolate? Pansies!

Emposter		2012-12-04 04:54:36 PM

1 votes:

Thanks subby, great find. Next time I want to spend half my morning making and cleaning up after my drink, I'll ask you for advice.

give me doughnuts		2012-12-04 04:51:15 PM

1 votes:

...but first make sure it organic whole milk from a local artisinal dairy, and shade-grown fair-trade cocoa sustainably harvested by co-op owners.

fark all that:
1) Hershey's Syrup
2) Milk
3) Microwave

Drink it. Done!

Theaetetus		2012-12-04 04:49:07 PM

1 votes:

zulius: Rocky mountain chocolate factory whistler's blend. End of story...too many have told me it's better than sex...

That's because you're spectacularly bad at sex.

brewthunda		2012-12-04 04:42:37 PM

1 votes:

Proper way to make hot chocolate:

1) Open beer and pour into glass of choice.
2) Start drinking your beer as you find a coffee mug.
3) Add packet of instant hot chocolate to mug and fill 2/3 full of water - microwave for 50 seconds.
4) Sip your beer as you wait for microwave to finish.
5) Remove hot chocolate, give it a stir, throw in too many marshmallows and 2 coffee straws.
6) Give hot chocolate to your 5 year old boy and laugh as he goes nuts because of the extra marshmallows.
7) Cuddle up with your kid and enjoy your beer while watching cartoons.

Shostie		2012-12-04 04:33:48 PM

1 votes:

Treygreen13: Who knew there were hot chocolate snobs? I'd heard of beer snobs and shaving snobs. But this one is new.

We need to establish cities and regions for different types of hot chocolate to make it truly inane.

Like, "BOISE HOT CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST ALL YOU PEOPLE EATING BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA HOT CHOCOLATE ARE WRONG! ENJOY YOUR CHOCOLATE CASSEROLE, ASSHOLES!

ChipNASA		2012-12-04 04:18:07 PM

1 votes:

THIS IS FARK.COM
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Tedlick		2012-12-04 04:11:50 PM

1 votes:

For true hot chocolate snobs:

Use the smallest portion size setting on your Keurig, and it will make the hot chocolate richer.

redmid17		2012-12-04 04:10:08 PM

1 votes:

Steps for making good hot chocolate:

1) Make hot chocolate however the fark you want. Power tends to be easiest.
2) Pour in Peppermint Schnapps, Rumbpelminze, Bailey's, or spirit of choice into mixture to taste
3) Drink and enjoy your hot chocolate 15 minutes before the pretentious farks are even done getting the ingredients

blatz514		2012-12-04 04:07:44 PM

1 votes:

oldfarthenry		2012-12-04 04:06:20 PM

1 votes:

KER-RIST! Must you anal-retentives turn every simple little thing into a harrowing ordeal?

evilmrsock		2012-12-04 04:01:10 PM

1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: 1) Melt down an iron skillet's worth of Three Musketeers bars.
2) Pour melted chocolate and nougat into a glass of milk.
3) BAM. Tell the results don't shock you.

... It's you, so, my default reaction is that this must be a TERRIBLE idea.

... but it's YOU, so, what if it's actually THE BEST idea?

t3knomanser		2012-12-04 03:34:01 PM

1 votes:

Beerguy: You have to use 3 packets for it to metamorphosize into "chocolate".

I assume you have to pass it under the philosopher's stone as well.

Pocket Ninja		2012-12-04 02:31:18 PM

1 votes:

1) Melt down an iron skillet's worth of Three Musketeers bars.
2) Pour melted chocolate and nougat into a glass of milk.
3) BAM. Tell the results don't shock you.