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(Slate)   Does Congress make you sick? That's because Congress is making you sick   (slate.com) divider line 173
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2012-12-04 07:25:10 PM
Good thing they got the smallpox campaign done when they could, just think if they tried to do it these days thanks to the willfully ignorant third of the US fighting against progress.
 
2012-12-04 07:25:18 PM
First people take Babyquarium seriously, and now people are quoting Landover Baptist's website as factual proof of a Christian Church's position on anything. (It's a satire website. It's like quoting the Onion to say that America voted Kim Jong Un the most beautiful man.)

This has been a good day for trolling. This thread is win.

i80.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 07:33:08 PM

sporkme:
This
Also, immunized people don't spread it to the vulnerable.


Yup, My spouse has severe asthma, one of the risk factors/groups, also allergic to eggs, I get the vaccine every farking year.

/one less vector
//need to get my tetnus booster, and a typhoid vaccine, we use s. typhi at work a lot....
///Scary thought, my boss had no idea we used it, until I showed him the cultures....idiot.
 
2012-12-04 08:02:53 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Want to know what is really sick?

Republican Jesus frowns on your wheelchair shenanigans


I guess all but 8 Senate Republicans get up in the morning and say "I'm going to do everything I can to be the biggest asshole on the planet today."
 
2012-12-04 08:04:42 PM

BlaqueKatt: sporkme:
This
Also, immunized people don't spread it to the vulnerable.

Yup, My spouse has severe asthma, one of the risk factors/groups, also allergic to eggs, I get the vaccine every farking year.

/one less vector
//need to get my tetnus booster, and a typhoid vaccine, we use s. typhi at work a lot....
///Scary thought, my boss had no idea we used it, until I showed him the cultures....idiot.


I got my Tdap and Flu.

I pass out when given shots and did this year as well. It's a stupid phobia I thought I had under control. Nope.

This year's one hit me hard. I was wiped out the next day, and my arm where the Tdap went was hurt all week.
 
2012-12-04 08:31:15 PM

BronyMedic: This has been a good day for trolling. This thread is win.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 08:36:13 PM

ChipNASA: BronyMedic: This has been a good day for trolling. This thread is win.

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Just FYI EVERYfarkINGBODY

/From: Supertroll "ChipNASA"
I challenge anyone on Fark to have more immunizations than me.
/68 last count - 23 years USAF/USAFR retired 2007, 10% disabled from 5/6 Anthrax. (just saying)
 
2012-12-04 08:48:11 PM
Since Justin Bieber has been alive, Autism rates have gone way up. Coincidence? I doubt it
 
2012-12-04 08:58:59 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Congress REPUBLICANS are making us sick.


Speak for yourself, sicko.
 
2012-12-04 09:02:29 PM
On the plus side, Republicans and Democrats are actually working together on something...
 
2012-12-04 09:14:09 PM
Delusion replaces reality when people get desperate. No jobs, no money, no future.
 
2012-12-04 09:58:34 PM

ChipNASA: BronyMedic: This has been a good day for trolling. This thread is win.

[i.imgur.com image 400x396]


I am in awe of your trolling ability, Sir. Truly you are a king among men.
 
2012-12-04 10:31:01 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: CrazyCracka420: A whole "thousands" of deaths a year? My god, call the wahmbulance.

The point it that most of those deaths are pretty easily preventable. Sure, the flu might only cause 0.0001%* deaths in the US, but with a very small amount of effort that number could be 0.000000001%*. So, why the f*ck aren't people putting forth that effort?

/*Yes, those numbers are pulled out of my ass. The point still stands.


Meh. Earth is full
 
2012-12-04 11:10:02 PM

CrazyCracka420: I could care less about the arguments back and forth about the flu vaccine causing autism (I don't believe it does personally from what I've seen). I abstain from getting a flu vaccine every year because I think it's retarded as fark to inject your body with a vaccine to a minor annoyance. Vaccines should be only for the life threatening or body crippling ailments, the stuff we got vaccines for as kids.

Just because they have a vaccine for a minor inconvenience, doesn't mean you should inject your body with it. I'll let someone else be the guinea pig.


The Influenza Pandemic of 1918-19

The Influenza Pandemic of 1918-19

Educate yourself, and be intelligent.
 
2012-12-05 12:15:48 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Anti-Vaccine quackary? Well duh you can't really expect much out of Christians, and most congress critters are Christians. I mean anybody that believes in magic has an inherent bias against science, so of course they can't be counted on to think rationally about vaccines.


huh. Odd. The only antivaxxers I know are Scientologists. Every single Christian I have ever known vaccinates their children, is happy to go to doctors and take full advantage of medical science, and doesn't particularly have any issue with science in general.

Extremists and fundamentalists, on the other hand, regardless of what religion/school of thought they claim, "can't be counted on to think rationally about" anything. So I guess that puts you in the extremist camp, since you clearly cannot be counted on to think rationally about anyone who believes in a power greater than... you?
 
2012-12-05 03:14:27 AM
Rule 1 . I/ You will die.
Rule 2. So?
 
2012-12-05 03:19:38 AM

Aigoo: Every single Christian I have ever known


:Aye, and therein lies the rub . . ."
 
2012-12-05 08:26:20 AM

kg2095: Slaves2Darkness: Anti-Vaccine quackary? Well duh you can't really expect much out of Christians, and most congress critters are Christians. I mean anybody that believes in magic has an inherent bias against science, so of course they can't be counted on to think rationally about vaccines.

Here's a classic example of christian* hatred of science: All Science Is Evil And From Satan.

Although I must admit some of the things posted on that board are so ludicrous that I wonder if it might be satire.

*note the small c to distinguish from real followers of Christ.


Ow, ow ow! I'm going to pretend that's a whole page of Poe to preserve my sanity.
 
2012-12-05 12:18:26 PM

leviosaurus: For those of you who are newtboucher:
You can go fark yourself for blaming Obama for this though, that's idiotic. Vaccines have been required by law for over 40 years, as I have them and I'm over 40 years old and to go to school in the 70s I had to have them. nixon was in office, he's a republican. It's his fault.


For those of you who are new to the "Quinn on the piano" meme, here's the original thread. Here's a google list of some of the copypastas of the original thread. I think Quinn has so far been killed by lawn darts, drunk drivers, black feet, BBQ Gas tank explosion, and Kim Jong Il. This is the first time that I am aware of that Quinn has died as a result of Obama mandated vaccination,

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Hmmm. All this time on Fark, every time someone posted that pic I thought it was one of Santorum's kids for some reason.

/TMYK indeed.
 
2012-12-05 12:26:06 PM
Oh, it's a conservative politician pulling a boner... that's why it's on Fark! Got it.
 
2012-12-05 01:11:16 PM

Darke: kg2095: Slaves2Darkness: Anti-Vaccine quackary? Well duh you can't really expect much out of Christians, and most congress critters are Christians. I mean anybody that believes in magic has an inherent bias against science, so of course they can't be counted on to think rationally about vaccines.

Here's a classic example of christian* hatred of science: All Science Is Evil And From Satan.

Although I must admit some of the things posted on that board are so ludicrous that I wonder if it might be satire.

*note the small c to distinguish from real followers of Christ.

Ow, ow ow! I'm going to pretend that's a whole page of Poe to preserve my sanity.


It is a whole page of Poe. Landover is a joke site.
 
2012-12-05 04:21:32 PM

ChipNASA: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.


GD right

Absolutely 100%
 
2012-12-05 07:39:12 PM

Darke: kg2095: Slaves2Darkness: Anti-Vaccine quackary? Well duh you can't really expect much out of Christians, and most congress critters are Christians. I mean anybody that believes in magic has an inherent bias against science, so of course they can't be counted on to think rationally about vaccines.

Here's a classic example of christian* hatred of science: All Science Is Evil And From Satan.

Although I must admit some of the things posted on that board are so ludicrous that I wonder if it might be satire.

*note the small c to distinguish from real followers of Christ.

Ow, ow ow! I'm going to pretend that's a whole page of Poe to preserve my sanity.


You can try dear, you can try.
 
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