jigger: rufus-t-firefly: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltysonServing Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent homeFYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.But 3 grams of coke will fark you up. You'd likely die if you snorted it all at once.
blatz514: Why the sad tag? Oh, right, everyone on Fark smokes pot.
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