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(News Central)   Police officers intercept truck with 60 lb shipment of marijuana worth approximately 6 million dollars. The 30 lb haul was logged into evidence, press conference tomorrow regarding the 10 lb shipment   (newscentralga.com) divider line 85
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2012-12-04 04:45:26 PM

jigger: rufus-t-firefly: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.

Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home

FYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.

But 3 grams of coke will fark you up. You'd likely die if you snorted it all at once.


You'd die if you drank a handle of gin all at once too but I can pick that up for $20 at Publix on the way home.
 
2012-12-04 04:50:40 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-04 04:51:49 PM
img855.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-04 04:53:36 PM

The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.


I remember in the 70's pot was 10 bucks an ounce but not as strong as the pot today (or so I've been told). We did have Thai sticks and they were very potent.
 
2012-12-04 04:57:42 PM
Was the $6,000,000 before taxes?
 
2012-12-04 05:13:24 PM

urban.derelict: Sounds about right, when will the po-po be depositing that 5lb into the evidence locker?


What evidence locker?
 
2012-12-04 05:18:26 PM
Hey subby - maybe if you had submitted it in metric it might have been funny
Or not.

///slashies in French is les slashies
 
2012-12-04 05:31:43 PM

bullwrinkle: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

I remember in the 70's pot was 10 bucks an ounce but not as strong as the pot today (or so I've been told). We did have Thai sticks and they were very potent.


thai sticks
www.asianfoodgrocer.com
 
2012-12-04 06:02:28 PM

bullwrinkle: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

I remember in the 70's pot was 10 bucks an ounce but not as strong as the pot today (or so I've been told). We did have Thai sticks and they were very potent.


How many joints in a lid.
 
2012-12-04 06:05:18 PM

AbbeySomeone: bullwrinkle: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

I remember in the 70's pot was 10 bucks an ounce but not as strong as the pot today (or so I've been told). We did have Thai sticks and they were very potent.

How many joints in a lid.


Hella.
 
2012-12-04 06:07:29 PM
I can't wait for the day when a 60 lbs shipment is a low weekly order sent to the local head shop.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:45 PM
www.morethings.com

Sgt Stedenko unavailable for comment
 
2012-12-04 06:21:34 PM
The idiots whining about the cliche headline are probably the same ones that make headlines that involve Drew Curtis liking beer.
 
2012-12-04 06:22:27 PM
There went $420,000 in Mexican tax revenue!
 
2012-12-04 06:24:40 PM
Brilliant comedy writer comes up with clever meme about how seized drugs keep diminishing in supply while in police custody. Then moderately clever person uses somebody else's joke about the amount of drugs dwindling near cops to elicit a few yuks. Then some tiresome person re-uses tired cliche about how the amount of drugs seized in a raid keeps shrinking. Finally, some damned Fark basement dwellers beats to death lame farking joke about how cops *snicker, snicker* keep stealing drugs in their possession.

AMIRITE???
 
2012-12-04 06:26:26 PM

AbbeySomeone: bullwrinkle: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

I remember in the 70's pot was 10 bucks an ounce but not as strong as the pot today (or so I've been told). We did have Thai sticks and they were very potent.

How many joints in a lid.


One, I roll really big joints!
 
2012-12-04 07:02:16 PM
downloads.thedaily.com
 
2012-12-04 07:10:51 PM

The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.


Well if you buy a single ounce its not uncommon for it to be 250-360. Its based on quality since indoor yields less but higher quality and outdoor yields more but lower quality relatively. The more you buy the lower the price, and the same goes for your distance from the source (more middlemen drives the price up). It all depends on the market in your area.
 
2012-12-04 07:14:19 PM
60lbs is a huge bust? Man, we just suffered through a 400lb bust. farked up everybody's weekend.
 
2012-12-04 07:51:29 PM
Cops have it. Now it is worth diddly-squat.

/to anyone
 
2012-12-04 07:54:26 PM

jigger: rufus-t-firefly: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.

Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home

FYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.

But 3 grams of coke will fark you up. You'd likely die if you snorted it all at once.


Bullshiat. That might be true if it were pure cocaine. You're lucky to get a gram of cocaine in 3 grams of "cocaine" though. In any case, a quick google search tells me the LD50 for cocaine is 95.1 mg/kg. For a 100 pound girl (which I'm considering an extreme case) that comes out to about 4.3 grams of pure cocaine, and even then she isn't necessarily going to die.
 
2012-12-04 07:57:02 PM
The whole damn thing is so stupid. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but how the fark do we collectively manage to elect dumbshiats who can't figure out that the way to take violence and crime out of a harmless substance is to legalise & tax it?! It's not rocket-farking science.
 
2012-12-04 08:01:08 PM

jigger: rufus-t-firefly: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.

Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home

FYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.

But 3 grams of coke will fark you up. You'd likely die if you snorted it all at once.



ragefaces.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-04 08:07:55 PM

DerpHerder: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

Well if you buy a single ounce its not uncommon for it to be 250-360. Its based on quality since indoor yields less but higher quality and outdoor yields more but lower quality relatively. The more you buy the lower the price, and the same goes for your distance from the source (more middlemen drives the price up). It all depends on the market in your area.


Cops readily exchange the price of bricks of bulk Mexican ditch weed for high-grade "bud". It's a very different value, "cop math".
 
2012-12-04 08:18:22 PM

Psycat: Brilliant comedy writer comes up with clever meme about how seized drugs keep diminishing in supply while in police custody. Then moderately clever person uses somebody else's joke about the amount of drugs dwindling near cops to elicit a few yuks. Then some tiresome person re-uses tired cliche about how the amount of drugs seized in a raid keeps shrinking. Finally, some damned Fark basement dwellers beats to death lame farking joke about how cops *snicker, snicker* keep stealing drugs in their possession.

AMIRITE???


Nobody MAKES you click these threads.
 
2012-12-04 08:28:57 PM

H31N0US: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

Good hydro can run $400 / oz hereabouts. Or so I have heard.


In CO, $35 per 1/8th is top shelf price, and it's going to come down more. I doubt the stuff found in Georgia was worth that amount, after getting crushed and dried out in transport.

/know your farmer
//mine lives on the next block
 
2012-12-04 08:30:58 PM

Oznog: DerpHerder: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

Well if you buy a single ounce its not uncommon for it to be 250-360. Its based on quality since indoor yields less but higher quality and outdoor yields more but lower quality relatively. The more you buy the lower the price, and the same goes for your distance from the source (more middlemen drives the price up). It all depends on the market in your area.

Cops readily exchange the price of bricks of bulk Mexican ditch weed for high-grade "bud". It's a very different value, "cop math".


Of course I was simply relating that those prices can be accurate depending on the type and quality of the bud which varies greatly. One could easily obtain ditch weed for 70$ an ounce if you know the right people. The police will portray any bust in whatever manner looks best for them. If it was ditch weed it be worth under 10,000$ at best, but ditch weed usually moves in higher volumes then this. Ditch weed is good for one thing blunts (if one is into that sort of thing), but it will give you a bad headache for sure. But hey all the cool kids are smoking earl these days anyways.

/Just lost my glass collection
//No longer smoking
 
2012-12-04 08:37:01 PM

The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.


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10 bucks a gram is what you pay when buying just a gram at a time, but i've gotten ounces for 150 before.
 
2012-12-04 09:05:58 PM

kona: [downloads.thedaily.com image 595x371]


Wait, I saw that commercial on dish, them's the Amish Mafia, ain't they?
 
2012-12-04 09:11:24 PM
I stand corrected.
Sorry.
They from Kentucky, too.
And they are either 63" or 69" tall.
 
2012-12-04 09:22:29 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Puff puff give, pigger.
 
2012-12-05 02:28:40 AM
That's going to be a lot of paperwork for a pound and a half of weed.
 
2012-12-05 10:07:12 AM

H31N0US: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

Good hydro can run $400 / oz hereabouts. Or so I have heard.


$500 here, though it looks like brick weed
 
2012-12-05 05:08:46 PM

argylez: H31N0US: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

Good hydro can run $400 / oz hereabouts. Or so I have heard.

$500 here, though it looks like brick weed


i just buy gold coins, and convince myself that i'm getting high by looking at them.

end result: big ol pile of gold
 
2012-12-05 07:13:40 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: argylez: H31N0US: The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

Good hydro can run $400 / oz hereabouts. Or so I have heard.

$500 here, though it looks like brick weed

i just buy gold coins, and convince myself that i'm getting high by looking at them.

end result: big ol pile of gold


Does one coin really constitute a pile?
 
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