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(Daily Mail)   "Katy Perry goes nude in sequined gown" and by "nude" the reporter means "fully clothed" but that wouldn't have gotten you to click   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 108
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2012-12-04 10:17:03 AM  
"Nude" should not be considered a color.
 
2012-12-04 10:19:00 AM  
She has that "Why am I here?" look in the first pic.
 
2012-12-04 10:19:59 AM  
Also, looking at the pictures further down, what kind of crappy lens was that photographer using? The guys look like Bobblehead figurines.
 
2012-12-04 11:14:43 AM  

Flab: Also, looking at the pictures further down, what kind of crappy lens was that photographer using? The guys look like Bobblehead figurines.


A wide angle lens up close tend to mess with perspective and make people look exactly how you described: bobblehead. Combined with the on camera flash and you have a shiatty photograph.
 
2012-12-04 11:16:27 AM  
I'm pretty meh on Katy, but damn I find Aubrey Plaza hot.
 
2012-12-04 12:13:22 PM  
She looked kind of like Chyna there in the first pic.
 
2012-12-04 12:15:51 PM  
Katy looks much better now she got the Russell Brand stank off of her.
At least she never dated Ashton Kutcher.
 
Skr
2012-12-04 12:17:39 PM  
She reminds of "Chyna, Wielder of the Clenis" in that first pic. Meh.

That dress kinda looks like she has full body pantyhose on. I like the sequins and the pattern though. The ring on her right pinky looks pretty cool- looks like a serpent coil.
 
2012-12-04 12:19:33 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: "Nude" should not be considered a color.


media.nola.com
Michelle Obama wore, in the words of designer Naeem Khan, a "sterling-silver sequin, abstract floral, nude strapless gown" to a state dinner at the White House.

/facepalm
 
2012-12-04 12:20:51 PM  
Amy Poehler is indistinguishable from Ann Romney.
 
2012-12-04 12:23:38 PM  
Subby, I don't care. This was on the page:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-04 12:24:18 PM  
Was there something going on with the camera lens to make all the dudes look like bobble head dolls?
 
2012-12-04 12:24:55 PM  
WTF is going on with men's fashion these days? All those dudes look like they are wearing clothes 2 sizes too small.
 
2012-12-04 12:28:38 PM  
wtf, why are all their faces so insanely greased up? Looks so disgusting.
 
2012-12-04 12:29:09 PM  
Lots of hotties on the page.
 
2012-12-04 12:30:56 PM  
Katy Perry is not hot.
 
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2012-12-04 12:32:32 PM  

Another Government Employee: Katy Perry is not hot.


She is if you like Real Dolls. Or something.
 
2012-12-04 12:32:32 PM  
Why is Rashida Jones wearing a suit where all the other women are in dresses? Makes her look way too butch friendly for the dwindling "stick" in my pants.
 
2012-12-04 12:34:29 PM  
Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!
 
2012-12-04 12:34:38 PM  
Why do the men's heads look farking gigantic?
 
2012-12-04 12:34:48 PM  
I'll say this for Katy..at least she's managed to maintain some curves and a soft lushness to her body. She hasn't yet succumbed to the standard "I HAVE TO WORK OUT FIVE HOURS A DAY" meme that most Hollywood and music industry types seem to latch on to once they get famous. Looking like a male gymnast is not attractive, ladies.

i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-04 12:35:12 PM  
I am partial to pale blue-eyed brunettes, therefore I find Katy quite attractive and she has a tasty body. Couldn't possibly care any less for her music though, I just never hear it, so maybe she doesn't have the same "fed up" effect on me as she has on others.
 
2012-12-04 12:36:21 PM  
I would like to make the sexy all up on Anna Kendrick.
 
2012-12-04 12:36:28 PM  
Perhaps we should host a Katy Perry thread to compensate for this heinous trickery.

1.bp.blogspot.com
media.heavy.com
thecrat.com 

Too large, appropriately enough
 
2012-12-04 12:41:43 PM  
They always act like it's somehow sexy that the dress is beige, because they call the color nude. Listen, it's a beige dress. It's not any different than if it were red, or blue, or whatever. It can look good on her, but no man has ever been like "omg, her dress is beige" and cum in his pants.
 
2012-12-04 12:45:49 PM  
oooooo... that is so going in the spank bank

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-04 12:53:50 PM  

kvinesknows: oooooo... that is so going in the spank bank

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x868]


Isn't the abbreviation of "who you are" just who're?
 
2012-12-04 12:53:59 PM  

kvinesknows: oooooo... that is so going in the spank bank

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x868]


That's a Shake-Weight-worthy pose right thar.
 
2012-12-04 12:57:18 PM  
No bookmarks here, nope, not at all
 
2012-12-04 01:03:20 PM  
Katy Perry working blue, according to the headline writer at The Daily Mail.

bollywoodfashionpolice.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-04 01:06:22 PM  

Another Government Employee: Katy Perry is not hot.


I think you lost this...

mysteriousuniverse.org

I'll dig around and see if I can find you a white cane. Stay right where you are.
 
2012-12-04 01:10:17 PM  
Nude is a color.

Don't know why, but it is.
 
2012-12-04 01:10:28 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Another Government Employee: Katy Perry is not hot.

I think you lost this...

[mysteriousuniverse.org image 604x840]

I'll dig around and see if I can find you a white cane. Stay right where you are.


I think there is something about her face that just doesnt fit her body. I cant quite put my finger on it, but i can see where he is coming from. I cant say I would go quite that far however.
 
2012-12-04 01:11:07 PM  

Another Government Employee: Katy Perry is not hot.


She is out of your league.

She isn't a 10, but she is definitely hot. I also haven't seen anything about her that suggests her personality would detract from her hotness either, though I admit I'm not a tabloid follower.
 
2012-12-04 01:12:24 PM  
She could make a burka look good.
 
2012-12-04 01:14:09 PM  

kvinesknows: oooooo... that is so going in the spank bank

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x868]


It's like they took that picture specifically for Photoshop artists.
 
2012-12-04 01:20:41 PM  

Lego_Addict: Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!


rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-12-04 01:20:45 PM  
0.tqn.com

She looks better here. And not in the Chris Hanson, have-a-seat way. In the less-made-up way.
 
2012-12-04 01:32:51 PM  
There are some decent shots of her bare, totally yummy ass here...Link TOTALLY NSFW
 
2012-12-04 01:34:19 PM  

jayhawk88: kvinesknows: oooooo... that is so going in the spank bank

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x868]

It's like they took that picture specifically for Photoshop artists.


should be the next Fark NSFW photoshop contest..

please..
 
2012-12-04 01:39:14 PM  
It's gonna be so sad when she wigs out and backslides into fundamentalism, like her parents.
 
2012-12-04 01:42:31 PM  

Midnight Rambler: [0.tqn.com image 400x400]
She looks better here. And not in the Chris Hanson, have-a-seat way. In the less-made-up way.


At least she still looks like the same person now. She hasn't even had her lips plumped up yet.
 
2012-12-04 01:45:17 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 01:45:35 PM  
...it's sad the only reason I click these threads is to see how long it takes before the thread gets studman69'd?
 
2012-12-04 01:46:28 PM  
These are some of the worst pictures I've seen of her.. The makeup is getting stupid thick and for whatever reason her face looks droopy, tired and just meh.

/worst as far as bad kate perry pictures go
/which means I'd still kick a puppy to put my penis in her
 
2012-12-04 01:54:21 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Come on, dyke it out. You know you wanna.

/loves me some Aubrey Plaza
//and Ms. Perry's boobs are pretty great too.
 
2012-12-04 01:56:42 PM  
If Katy Perry sat on my face and farted I would still die happy.
 
2012-12-04 01:58:37 PM  

Sybarite: I'm pretty meh on Katy, but damn I find Aubrey Plaza hot.


Seconded
 
2012-12-04 02:05:20 PM  

Tyrone Biggums: Sybarite: I'm pretty meh on Katy, but damn I find Aubrey Plaza hot.

Seconded


she was very cute in the underrated Scott Pilgrim vs The World. I've got thirdsies.
 
2012-12-04 02:08:02 PM  
I would give her the best 39 seconds of her life...
 
2012-12-04 02:28:46 PM  
if only she had some kinda talent.....
 
2012-12-04 02:30:15 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Katy Perry working blue, according to the headline writer at The Daily Mail.

[bollywoodfashionpolice.files.wordpress.com image 850x1053]


She's working the Betty Rubble look.
 
2012-12-04 02:30:18 PM  

Smackledorfer: She looked kind of like Chyna there in the first pic.


yeah, if you have a braille based monitor
 
2012-12-04 02:39:11 PM  

Omahawg: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 614x871]


She kinda reminds me of Shirley Manson with that pony tail.

There is hope...
 
2012-12-04 02:45:51 PM  
I don't know who Chris Colfer is, but he looks like a Joel McHale bobblehead doll.


Heed! Move!
 
2012-12-04 02:46:06 PM  
F*uck the Katy Perry sh*t! Ehere's the thread about FZ dying 19 years ago?
 
2012-12-04 02:47:20 PM  
"Where's"

/in mourning
 
2012-12-04 02:49:59 PM  

Haliburton Cummings: Smackledorfer: She looked kind of like Chyna there in the first pic.

yeah, if you have a braille based monitor


I'm not going studman here jackass, read the rest of my posts. And her face in that angle/lens/whatever did have a distinctly Chyna-esque thing going on.
 
2012-12-04 02:51:48 PM  

Another Government Employee: Katy Perry is not hot.


it's "would you do her" not "is she hot"
 
2012-12-04 03:08:53 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk

what the hell happened to their heads??
 
2012-12-04 03:16:23 PM  

Lego_Addict: Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!


I am a Lego addict as well. EIP. Let me show you my pokemans.
 
2012-12-04 03:16:53 PM  

Midnight Rambler: [0.tqn.com image 400x400]

She looks better here. And not in the Chris Hanson, have-a-seat way. In the less-made-up way.


I agree and I say "Yes I would." as I take my seat over there. I would also point out that I am nude right now...under my shirt and pants.
 
2012-12-04 03:18:11 PM  

Haliburton Cummings: if only she had some kinda talent.....


Her talent looks pretty good to me
 
2012-12-04 03:22:56 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 03:27:43 PM  
She better make a new single soon. Her 15 mins is almost up. Maybe she's using the Taylor Swift method and is gonna write songs about her soon to be break up with John Mayer.

He he, (knee slap) writing songs, oh man, I kill me!
 
2012-12-04 03:41:57 PM  

stupiddream: She better make a new single soon. Her 15 mins is almost up. Maybe she's using the Taylor Swift method and is gonna write songs about her soon to be break up with John Mayer.

He he, (knee slap) writing songs, oh man, I kill me!


she writes many of her songs actually.. most of them in fact.
 
2012-12-04 03:44:08 PM  

stupiddream: She better make a new single soon. Her 15 mins is almost up. Maybe she's using the Taylor Swift method and is gonna write songs about her soon to be break up with John Mayer.

He he, (knee slap) writing songs, oh man, I kill me!


Her first three albums, she has at least a cowrite on all her songs, and cowrites on some scattered other people's albums. She's got a lot of cowrites, some with two or three other people, so she's nowhere near Taylor's level of write-entire-album-on-my-own, but she does have a hand in it.
 
2012-12-04 03:45:14 PM  
She did sing that song about kissing girls!!
 
2012-12-04 03:47:32 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x719][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x719]

what the hell happened to their heads??


Even they think Katy Perry is hot...

/reading through this thread I'm wondering what kind of people are posting
//just waiting for the douche to post the overexposed "just woke up from a sound sleep" pic of her
 
2012-12-04 03:48:31 PM  
Re: Aubrey Plaza

I thought "safety not guaranteed" was awesome.

\and I would do her
 
2012-12-04 03:49:16 PM  

peterthx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x719][i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x719]

what the hell happened to their heads??

Even they think Katy Perry is hot...

/reading through this thread I'm wondering what kind of people are posting
//just waiting for the douche to post the overexposed "just woke up from a sound sleep" pic of her


oh fark.. I hope so.. that pic is HOT! seriously. it turns me on something fierce
 
2012-12-04 03:50:14 PM  
also..

there is no way they look alike

majic99.com
 
2012-12-04 03:59:39 PM  

mypinkpony: She did sing that song about kissing girls!!


and she sings it with as much conviction as Bob Dylan singing about the evils of war.
So you kissed a girl and liked it, what is it a big farking deal?
 
2012-12-04 04:00:26 PM  

kvinesknows: also..

there is no way they look alike

[majic99.com image 401x600]


Dear God, they are twins

Boobs
 
2012-12-04 04:02:41 PM  

Flab: She kinda reminds me of Shirley Manson with that pony tail.


I would eat every inch of Shirley Manson.

cdn.buzznet.com

She also made an awesome James Bond theme song
 
2012-12-04 04:04:19 PM  
Cross us and we'll do this to you!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-04 04:05:56 PM  

Haliburton Cummings: if only she had some kinda talent.....


Haliburton Cummings: if only she had some kinda talent.....


To be honest, she's more talented than Nicki Minaj...
 
2012-12-04 04:14:51 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: kvinesknows: also..

there is no way they look alike

[majic99.com image 401x600]

Dear God, they are twins

Boobs


I dunnoo.. the eye colour is off by one shade...
 
2012-12-04 04:16:24 PM  

OhioKnight: Cross us and we'll do this to you!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x830]


It looks like Rashida Jones is hovering in that shot.
 
2012-12-04 04:30:24 PM  
ಠ_ಠ
 
2012-12-04 04:45:22 PM  
Raccoon eyes look great on woodland critters, women - not so much.
 
2012-12-04 04:47:14 PM  
On one hand her constant attention whoring is annoying, on the other hand if I hjad her tits I'd be throwing them arounsd everywhere too. And I'm a guy.
 
2012-12-04 05:01:46 PM  
Did Cindy Crawford have a stroke?
 
2012-12-04 05:13:52 PM  

zappaisfrank: I'll say this for Katy..at least she's managed to maintain some curves and a soft lushness to her body. She hasn't yet succumbed to the standard "I HAVE TO WORK OUT FIVE HOURS A DAY" meme that most Hollywood and music industry types seem to latch on to once they get famous. Looking like a male gymnast is not attractive, ladies.


Standing up straight is thought.
 
2012-12-04 05:29:20 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: OhioKnight: Cross us and we'll do this to you!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x830]

It looks like Rashida Jones is hovering in that shot.



They shrank her lower body and are holding her up to show you -- aaaaaahhhhhh
 
2012-12-04 05:36:20 PM  
If I was one of those bobble head dudes, making sure that photographer never works again would be my new hobby.
 
2012-12-04 05:38:01 PM  

kumanoki: Lego_Addict: Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!

I am a Lego addict as well. EIP. Let me show you my pokemans.


Cool, I`ll send you an email. I haven`t done anything with Lego in a few years now though.
 
2012-12-04 06:01:28 PM  

Lego_Addict: kumanoki: Lego_Addict: Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!

I am a Lego addict as well. EIP. Let me show you my pokemans.

Cool, I`ll send you an email. I haven`t done anything with Lego in a few years now though.


Is this a euphemism"?  Something kinky?
 
2012-12-04 06:53:53 PM  

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: I am partial to pale blue-eyed brunettes, therefore I find Katy quite attractive and she has a tasty body. Couldn't possibly care any less for her music though, I just never hear it, so maybe she doesn't have the same "fed up" effect on me as she has on others.


Yep, I love girls that look like her, so she's in my Shakira category (artists I never listen to but I think are so hot I like them). I also like girls like Aubrey Plaza and Rashida Jones, so +1 to subby.
 
2012-12-04 06:55:00 PM  
Amy Poehler has a huge face
 
2012-12-04 07:32:02 PM  

SomeTexan: Lego_Addict: kumanoki: Lego_Addict: Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!

I am a Lego addict as well. EIP. Let me show you my pokemans.

Cool, I`ll send you an email. I haven`t done anything with Lego in a few years now though.

Is this a euphemism"?  Something kinky?


Kinky with Lego? Ow.
 
2012-12-04 08:17:37 PM  

Crudbucket: I would like to make the sexy all up on Anna Kendrick.


28.media.tumblr.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 10:06:15 PM  
img10.imageshack.us
This is not a flattering picture.
Looks like no sleep.
Possibly recovering from facial reconstruction.
 
2012-12-04 10:32:58 PM  

Rwa2play: To be honest, she's more talented than Nicki Minaj...


I'll admit it. I've heard one or two songs by Katy Perry I like. Hell, I even heard a new song on the radio that sounded pretty good, and it turned out to be by Lady Gaga! I have never heard anything I liked by Nicki Minaj.

You can only get so far on a gimmick. If you don't have talent, you won't even be a footnote in music history.
 
2012-12-04 10:43:07 PM  
She's bonerific!

I hear she sings, or something...
 
2012-12-04 11:20:51 PM  

red5ish: [img10.imageshack.us image 151x178]
This is not a flattering picture.
Looks like no sleep.
Possibly recovering from facial reconstruction.


Eh, she's kind of a butterface anyway. Takes waaaaaay too much makeup to make her look good.
 
2012-12-04 11:35:34 PM  
What's with the pep boy's gigantic heads?
 
2012-12-04 11:43:30 PM  
img10.imageshack.us
photos.exposay.com
 
2012-12-04 11:47:07 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: Perhaps we should host a Katy Perry thread to compensate for this heinous trickery.


Nah, let's have a thread with some good-looking women instead.
 
2012-12-05 12:17:23 AM  

Lego_Addict: Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!


i.dailymail.co.uk

I don't understand how Kristin Chenowith's noggin just doesn't snap off and fall to the carpet. 

Is her head big or is her neck just really narrow? I can't tell.
 
2012-12-05 02:12:29 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-12-05 02:59:06 AM  
I think Carolla nailed it when he said she's hot but she always looks like she's thinking of something stupid.
 
2012-12-05 08:30:31 AM  
Ennuipoet

"A wide angle lens up close tend to mess with perspective and make people look exactly how you described: bobblehead. Combined with the on camera flash and you have a shiatty photograph."


Yep. It surprises me how many of these allegedly "pro" photographers with multi-thousand dollar cameras take crappy photos. When I have to shoot with just one flash, I use one of these brackets:

rdhphotos.com

... and bounce the flash off a wall or ceiling to avoid harsh, direct light.
 
2012-12-05 09:18:24 AM  

Lego_Addict: kumanoki: Lego_Addict: Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!

I am a Lego addict as well. EIP. Let me show you my pokemans.

Cool, I`ll send you an email. I haven`t done anything with Lego in a few years now though.


Fark needs a Lego thread. I just don't have a photo repository for my stuff online.
 
2012-12-05 10:52:57 AM  

Gosling: stupiddream: She better make a new single soon. Her 15 mins is almost up. Maybe she's using the Taylor Swift method and is gonna write songs about her soon to be break up with John Mayer.

He he, (knee slap) writing songs, oh man, I kill me!

Her first three albums, she has at least a cowrite on all her songs, and cowrites on some scattered other people's albums. She's got a lot of cowrites, some with two or three other people, so she's nowhere near Taylor's level of write-entire-album-on-my-own-and-8-other-composers, but she does have a hand in it.

 
2012-12-05 10:56:17 AM  
Don't we already have pictures of her nude?
 
2012-12-05 12:42:04 PM  

fusillade762: Lego_Addict: Some of those heads are way to big for their bodies!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x709]

I don't understand how Kristin Chenowith's noggin just doesn't snap off and fall to the carpet. 

Is her head big or is her neck just really narrow? I can't tell.


She's only about 4'10"
 
2012-12-05 01:43:37 PM  

Flab: Also, looking at the pictures further down, what kind of crappy lens was that photographer using? The guys look like Bobblehead figurines.


My thoughts...well knowing absolutely nothing about photography my question was wtf is going on in hollywood, why does everyone have such a big head? Evolution or alien invasion?
 
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