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(CNN)   Hefner forgives and (dementia) forgets Crystal Harris, plans to marry her again   (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 19
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2012-12-04 10:53:28 AM  
Only his third marriage? i would have guessed he'd been married many more times.
 
2012-12-04 11:01:03 AM  
Seems to have a slight case of butterface.
 
2012-12-04 11:05:53 AM  
What will the bride be wearing? Something old, something new and the sweat of dead old man's balls.
 
2012-12-04 11:06:02 AM  

Krumet: Seems to have a slight case of butterface.


Only slight? Eh, she's just a bucket of parts to Mr. Hefner. As long as she meets the checklist, she could be Wanda the Ugly (White) Girl and still hop on his dead dick. Sides, he's a big ol' closet homo anyway. Just another business transaction. She's getting in, Anna Nicole Smith style, while he's on the downward leg of his intellect and decision making prowess. Should be easy-peasy to rip the old man off for everything that's left to him and isn't controlled by a board.
 
2012-12-04 11:10:53 AM  

Krumet: Seems to have a slight case of butterface.


He's 86 years old.
 
2012-12-04 11:12:43 AM  
"Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot, But he'll remember with advantages. What feats he did that day"
 
2012-12-04 11:17:51 AM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-04 11:35:20 AM  
She's no Barbi Benton.
 
2012-12-04 11:37:57 AM  
I'm surprised that Hef's kids haven't had him committed yet.
 
2012-12-04 11:39:34 AM  

PsyLord: I'm surprised that Hef's kids haven't had him committed yet.


Hefner is the only thing keeping his son from being America's Creepiest Man.
 
2012-12-04 11:44:45 AM  
She's a nasty piece of work. After they broke up the last time, she called the media to "defend" herself, and said a bunch of shiat to try to redeem her trashy ass after she dumped him five days before the wedding. Then she hocked his ring while the paps were taking pictures, and said some more unflattering things about him. Then when her reality show dreams crashed and burned and she wasn't "famous" anymore, guess where she shows up again? At the house of the man she just got done trashing.

It must be some kind of business transaction, because I don't care how old Hef is, he doesn't strike me as being that stupid.
 
2012-12-04 11:58:39 AM  

macadamnut: PsyLord: I'm surprised that Hef's kids haven't had him committed yet.

Hefner is the only thing keeping his son from being America's Creepiest Man.


How could you not grow up creepy as his son though?

No matter how poorly you acted you'd always have a hot chick available.
 
2012-12-04 01:37:30 PM  
That's a hard 26.
 
2012-12-04 02:49:59 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 400x600]


Look at those melons!
 
2012-12-04 03:31:20 PM  
Ugh, him and his blondes.. that's ok, at least when we hang out we don't tend to fight over girls since we have different tastes.
 
2012-12-04 04:09:48 PM  
Why is this even news? This guy should be banned to the Island of Irrelevant Celebrities, along with Baba Wawa.

Any female news anchor who reported this story should be slapped. Hard. Twice.
 
2012-12-04 05:35:03 PM  
At this point he's gonna need a fluffer for the honeymoon.
 
2012-12-04 07:13:51 PM  
Somebody got ahold of her and said "LOOK, you need to marry him, he's going to drop dead soon and you will have millions and millions of dollars. Go back and say you had a change of heart again, and hopefully he'll buy it"
 
2012-12-04 09:23:51 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: She's no Barbi Benton.


Yeah, she was incredible. I had a big girl-crush on her.

I don't understand how he developed a fetish for exclusively blondes after he'd been in a long relationship with such a knockout brunette.
 
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