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2012-12-04 10:57:56 AM
kittens in plastic sandwich bags in the freezer. just awful. amazing three survived. i wonder how long they were in there.
 
2012-12-04 11:14:30 AM
Rather draconian means of killing fleas. Advantage isn't that expensive.
 
2012-12-04 11:22:04 AM
Christ, why do some people have pets?? This makes me all stabby.

Just rescued a 1-yo Great Dane puppy last week. Guy bought a purebred Great Dane from a breeder, papers and all, and...just threw it in the back yard and virtually ignored it. Left her some food and water every once in a while before he left for work but that was all the interaction he ever had with her. Poor thing spent her entire life completely alone and near starvation. And for what? Why do that to an animal? Why take 6-week-old kittens and let them suffocate and/or freeze to death? God, some people are assholes.
 
2012-12-04 11:44:33 AM
So I assume that the beer was in the freezer to quickly cool it. So did he just forget he had dying cats in there or did he just assume a human with an actual heart wouldn't care?

I hate these severely abbreviated local news pieces.
 
2012-12-04 12:04:29 PM
WTF?!
 
2012-12-04 12:28:57 PM
You can really only enjoy one kitten at a time. He was wisely saving the rest for later.
 
2012-12-04 01:09:14 PM
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2012-12-04 01:12:30 PM
That's just sick. Poor babies...
 
2012-12-04 01:14:14 PM
Keep your hands off my kitten-pops!
 
2012-12-04 01:14:19 PM
Put HIM in a freezer for a day
 
2012-12-04 01:14:58 PM
Makes sense. They're easier to juggle when frozen.
 
2012-12-04 01:15:23 PM
That's a HARD 38....

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2012-12-04 01:15:42 PM
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2012-12-04 01:16:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUGDjUvoFsY
 
2012-12-04 01:16:06 PM
This guy needs to DIAF*


Die In A Freezer
 
b3x
2012-12-04 01:16:14 PM
so he portioned out his family pack, whats the big deal? Not gonna eat all 4 kittens in one sitting ...
 
2012-12-04 01:17:02 PM
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2012-12-04 01:17:14 PM
www.thedailysheeple.com 

He has angered the Fark.
 
2012-12-04 01:17:30 PM
Bet he owns a python.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:04 PM
That is not a sentence, redditard.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:40 PM
It would be a shame if some Tampa resident, armed with this guy's name and picture, was to go and make sure he's ever able to do this to another creature again. Just saying...it would be a shame.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:55 PM
i.imgur.com
/Why yes, I kill kittens on a regular basis, just not that way.
 
2012-12-04 01:19:13 PM
They should start digging around his property, dude looks and acts like a *.*path

/any unsolved missing persons cases around
 
2012-12-04 01:19:24 PM
I'm energizing the cryo bath. Bring him to me.
 
2012-12-04 01:19:27 PM
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2012-12-04 01:20:44 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 01:21:12 PM
I have a rescue kat in my office right now. Found her abandoned, de-clawed, mauled and starving on a job-site. Some food, a vet visit and an hour at the cat spa later she's a fine office mate. Snowshoe Himalayan.

If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.
 
2012-12-04 01:21:19 PM
Man those are some crazy eyes.
 
2012-12-04 01:21:51 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: That's a HARD 38....

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That's exactly what I thought. Even a hard 48 for that matter.
 
jvl
2012-12-04 01:23:16 PM

SlothB77: kittens in plastic sandwich bags in the freezer. just awful. amazing three survived. i wonder how long they were in there.


Not long enough.
 
2012-12-04 01:23:31 PM
Why was he keeping beer in his freezer with kittens? He wanted somebody to find them, that's why.
 
2012-12-04 01:23:50 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.


On meth, it is.

Wait, what?
 
2012-12-04 01:25:49 PM
i678.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:26:41 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-12-04 01:27:21 PM
PETA does the same thing.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:29 PM

tricycleracer: [cdn.uproxx.com image 650x369]


I don't know what I expected.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:59 PM
Every time you masturbate a guy in Tampa kills a kitten
 
2012-12-04 01:27:59 PM
Let me try this again.

blogs.suntimes.com
 
2012-12-04 01:28:05 PM
He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:45 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.


There is no explanation. Have at it.
 
2012-12-04 01:29:12 PM
What the fark is wrong with people? I want an explanation, but it won't contain logic. It's probably just some farking redneck euthanasia trick he learned while at a klan rally. The lack of oxygen will make them all see pretty colors while they're dying.
 
2012-12-04 01:30:17 PM

Snapper Carr: Makes sense. They're easier to juggle when frozen.


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I've heard of this...
 
2012-12-04 01:31:23 PM

walkerhound: He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.


Yeah, but if you're going to put them in your morning smoothie after you get back from the gym, it's more convenient to just throw one in the freezer the night before.

/ Protein AND fiber.
 
2012-12-04 01:33:44 PM

walkerhound: He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.


dry ice is a better choice. it'll cool fast, and keep from soaking the cat.
 
2012-12-04 01:34:30 PM
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2012-12-04 01:35:00 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
I was of the impression that I was renting a PRIVATE room.
 
2012-12-04 01:38:14 PM
media2.wptv.com

One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(
 
2012-12-04 01:42:33 PM
WTF was this doing at the bottom of the article, in line with the text!?
Cedric the Entertainer did not freeze kittens! Disgraceful.
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2012-12-04 01:43:35 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [media2.wptv.com image 320x240]

One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(


Damn, that looks like my kitten I rescued from a pit bull attacking him.

I has a sad now
 
2012-12-04 01:46:01 PM
good for the broad, ratting the prick out in a timely manner
 
2012-12-04 01:48:19 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S REFRIGERATORS!
 
2012-12-04 01:50:34 PM

The Southern Logic Company: Bathia_Mapes: [media2.wptv.com image 320x240]

One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(

Damn, that looks like my kitten I rescued from a pit bull attacking him.

I has a sad now


I has a grrrrrrr now myself.
 
2012-12-04 01:52:31 PM
Kittens and beer, stay clear.


Kittens and wine, you'll be fine....
 
2012-12-04 01:54:45 PM
NCSB: We have a pair of cats we adopted from a local rescue back in 2003. We call them Gizmo and Nibbler. Now Nibbler is one of those cats that has to follow you everywhere....and I mean everywhere. Room to room, I've had to start locking him up because he'll follow me around into the garage, up the ladder to the attic. Honestly i'm surprised he hasn't gotten himself sealed up in a wall yet.

Anyways right after we got him originally we were still in a small one bedroom apartment w/ no kids. Since my then girlfriend current wife traveled a lot for work (flight attendant for ATA) I was still in the habit of waking up and drinking right out of the container. So one more around 4am I stumble out of bed thirsty and shuffle over to the fridge. I open it up, grab the jug of OJ and take a swig. I then close the door and go back to bed.

I wake up the next morning and after a while I'm like "where did Nibbler go?" I mean he's like a fart in an elevator you just can't get rid of him. To cut to the chase I'm looking all over and I can't find him. I haven't left the apt so he can't have gotten out and I'm on the 10th floor with no open windows either. I think I was grabbing the milk for my coffee when I open the fridge and the little SOB is sitting there and mews softly. I freak out and grab him thinking he's gotta have frostbite or lose part of his ears/tail but nope. The damn cat was in the fridge for like 4-6 hours and not a single fark was given by him.

TL;DR My insane cat snuck in fridge while i was getting a drink in the middle of the night. Found him next day and he was fine.

/had 5 cats at one point, have 4 and a dog
//three kids
///declawing is evil don't do it.
 
2012-12-04 01:55:10 PM
WTF is wrong with some people?!?!
 
2012-12-04 01:58:24 PM

dslknowitall:

TL;DR My insane cat snuck in fridge while i was getting a drink in the middle of the night. Found him next day and he was fine.

/had 5 cats at one point, have 4 and a dog
//three kids
///declawing is evil don't do it.



Nearly the same. Cat likes to climb into a tall cabinet in the garage. I accidentally latched its door when she was in there. Found her after she'd been in there at least a 3 hours.
 
2012-12-04 02:03:24 PM
But did she still get him the beer?..........
 
2012-12-04 02:03:58 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [media2.wptv.com image 320x240]

One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(


Damn, they weren't small kittens either.
 
2012-12-04 02:04:13 PM
And I thought Eskimos had cold pussy.


/ cats that is
 
2012-12-04 02:15:55 PM
farking fark.. I hate people.
 
2012-12-04 02:39:08 PM
Nothing makes me angrier than violence against the helpless. I can't even begin to express the pure rage that wells up.
 
2012-12-04 02:54:06 PM

FunkOut: Bathia_Mapes: [media2.wptv.com image 320x240]

One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(

Damn, they weren't small kittens either.


That's why I suspect he was feeding a python and not a boa constrictor.
 
2012-12-04 03:39:30 PM
Hey, ALF, I thought you said you were out of frozen kittens!
 
2012-12-04 03:39:48 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: That's a HARD 38....

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That is. Evil shows. I'm 39! (Yes, I color my hair, but still...). That poor little calico. I hope the surviving kittens find loving homes.
 
2012-12-04 03:56:21 PM

ashinmytomatoes: Smoky Dragon Dish: That's a HARD 38....

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That is. Evil shows. I'm 39! (Yes, I color my hair, but still...). That poor little calico. I hope the surviving kittens find loving homes.


I agree completely. I have a year on you, got some grey... guess it's hard to avoid at some point. Grey hair, that is.
 
2012-12-04 04:05:56 PM
Poor kitties.

Why do people treat cats so cruelly? Many wouldn't do such things to a dog, or would they? Perhaps the impression one gets that cats are peculiarly prone to being abused is due to faster breeding or a lower value placed on cats. Or perhaps the common theory that they are simply smaller and easier to bully and torture is correct, or perhaps the theory that dogs are pack animals and know how to engage humans emotionally (people like to think they look up to us, but that is only true if we are the alpha male or female in the relationship).

I wonder if Toxoplasmosis plays a role? Studies have linked it to suicide in women, and thus you would expect it to be linked to aggression in men. A man infected with the parasite behaves more like a tom cat, a woman is more sexual and "kittenish" according to studies.

One third of women are infecting according to studies based on new born babies, who inherit immunity from their mothers and only develop their own immunity several months after birth.

Whatever the reason, it has been believed (and supported by evidence) that people who abuse animals will also abuse people. The great English engraver, William Hogarth did a series of prints entitled the Progress of Cruelty which showed the steps from animal cruelty to murder and the dissection table. This was about the time that the English were beginning to become "animal lovers" and for that matter, liberals.

Conservatives, by the way, prefer dogs by a considerable margin, while cats are more popular with women, liberals, and book lovers.
 
2012-12-04 05:03:31 PM
cousndick
But did she still get him the beer?..........


Well played sir.
 
2012-12-04 05:07:54 PM
When I was a kid, my grandfather on the farm would simply put them all in a bag, throw some rocks in there and toss them into the pond. I guess I don't see a problem here.
 
2012-12-04 05:09:59 PM
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does not approve
 
2012-12-04 05:13:17 PM

dslknowitall: NCSB: /had 5 cats at one point, have 4 and a dog
//three kids
///declawing is evil don't do it.


If I had kids, I'd have them declawed.
 
2012-12-04 05:19:11 PM
I sense much anger in the Fark, so I'll share this: my kitty jumps into the fridge whenever I open the door. One time I just closed the door on her and went back a few minutes later. She was curled up in a ball next to the milk, purring.
 
2012-12-04 05:28:51 PM

brantgoose: Why do people treat cats so cruelly? Many wouldn't do such things to a dog, or would they?


The further removed from humanity a critter is, the more acceptable it is to abuse it.
People do things to ants that they wouldn't do to cats. Don't even get me started on the atrocities perpetrated against viruses.
 
2012-12-04 05:36:03 PM

Salty8482: What the fark is wrong with people? I want an explanation, but it won't contain logic. It's probably just some farking redneck euthanasia trick he learned while at a klan rally. The lack of oxygen will make them all see pretty colors while they're dying.


I'm not sure this is wanton cruelty. One of the older methods of euthanizing aquarium fish was to slowly freeze them - the idea being that they gradually shut down without any feeling pain. So I know more than a couple of people who have just put the fish in a cup and then in the freezer. Nowadays almost anyone would use Finquel or similar for that.

This idiot probably thought it would be a clean, easy death and then he just throws away the frozen bodies. But from having done my share of time in the hypothermia zone, I know the first part is horrendously painful.
 
2012-12-04 07:13:04 PM
Someone watched last night's Hoarders.
 
2012-12-04 07:31:40 PM

Smock Pot: I sense much anger in the Fark, so I'll share this: my kitty jumps into the fridge whenever I open the door. One time I just closed the door on her and went back a few minutes later. She was curled up in a ball next to the milk, purring.


But does she wrap herself in plastic first?
 
2012-12-04 08:06:47 PM

Canton: Smock Pot: I sense much anger in the Fark, so I'll share this: my kitty jumps into the fridge whenever I open the door. One time I just closed the door on her and went back a few minutes later. She was curled up in a ball next to the milk, purring.

But does she wrap herself in plastic first?


She gets stuck in plastic bags and tears around the house. She's not the sharpest claw in the paw.
 
2012-12-04 09:07:06 PM

Smock Pot: She gets stuck in plastic bags and tears around the house. She's not the sharpest claw in the paw.


Ex had a cat that loved to eat transparent shipping tape, then sit in the hall all night retching it up. She, too, had a poor understanding of causal relationships.
 
2012-12-04 10:24:04 PM
Not sure if this has been posted yet, but here's an update:

Sick motherfarker...
 
2012-12-04 10:27:56 PM
At a party my friend said he had cat brains in the freezer and asked who wanted to see them. He got about 15 people to say they wanted to see em. He walked out of the room and then came back in with something at his waist level... he had a grip around his ball sack to stretch it out.
 
2012-12-05 01:55:27 AM
Stephen Lynch is impressed at that sick fark's imagination.
i167.photobucket.com

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJTbk9fAdWI
 
2012-12-05 02:02:59 AM
It would have been better if he had asked for Johnny Walker.

/obscure?
 
2012-12-05 05:04:57 AM

Smock Pot: Canton: Smock Pot: I sense much anger in the Fark, so I'll share this: my kitty jumps into the fridge whenever I open the door. One time I just closed the door on her and went back a few minutes later. She was curled up in a ball next to the milk, purring.

But does she wrap herself in plastic first?

She gets stuck in plastic bags and tears around the house. She's not the sharpest claw in the paw.


I had one of those. Her encounter literally scared the shiat out of her. I was reading something when the cat ran up and down the hallway at full speed with a plastic shopping bag around her neck. I caught her on the fourth lap and flipped her on her back to get the bag off. She had a frantic look on her face, was screaming, and a long turd was coming out of her rear.
 
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