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(WPTV)   That awkward moment when your friend asks you to get him another beer, and you grab a frozen kitten   (wptv.com) divider line 82
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2012-12-04 10:57:56 AM
kittens in plastic sandwich bags in the freezer. just awful. amazing three survived. i wonder how long they were in there.
 
2012-12-04 11:14:30 AM
Rather draconian means of killing fleas. Advantage isn't that expensive.
 
2012-12-04 11:22:04 AM
Christ, why do some people have pets?? This makes me all stabby.

Just rescued a 1-yo Great Dane puppy last week. Guy bought a purebred Great Dane from a breeder, papers and all, and...just threw it in the back yard and virtually ignored it. Left her some food and water every once in a while before he left for work but that was all the interaction he ever had with her. Poor thing spent her entire life completely alone and near starvation. And for what? Why do that to an animal? Why take 6-week-old kittens and let them suffocate and/or freeze to death? God, some people are assholes.
 
2012-12-04 11:44:33 AM
So I assume that the beer was in the freezer to quickly cool it. So did he just forget he had dying cats in there or did he just assume a human with an actual heart wouldn't care?

I hate these severely abbreviated local news pieces.
 
2012-12-04 12:04:29 PM
WTF?!
 
2012-12-04 12:28:57 PM
You can really only enjoy one kitten at a time. He was wisely saving the rest for later.
 
2012-12-04 01:09:14 PM
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2012-12-04 01:12:30 PM
That's just sick. Poor babies...
 
2012-12-04 01:14:14 PM
Keep your hands off my kitten-pops!
 
2012-12-04 01:14:19 PM
Put HIM in a freezer for a day
 
2012-12-04 01:14:58 PM
Makes sense. They're easier to juggle when frozen.
 
2012-12-04 01:15:23 PM
That's a HARD 38....

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2012-12-04 01:15:42 PM
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2012-12-04 01:16:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUGDjUvoFsY
 
2012-12-04 01:16:06 PM
This guy needs to DIAF*


Die In A Freezer
 
b3x
2012-12-04 01:16:14 PM
so he portioned out his family pack, whats the big deal? Not gonna eat all 4 kittens in one sitting ...
 
2012-12-04 01:17:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 01:17:14 PM
www.thedailysheeple.com 

He has angered the Fark.
 
2012-12-04 01:17:30 PM
Bet he owns a python.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:04 PM
That is not a sentence, redditard.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:40 PM
It would be a shame if some Tampa resident, armed with this guy's name and picture, was to go and make sure he's ever able to do this to another creature again. Just saying...it would be a shame.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:55 PM
i.imgur.com
/Why yes, I kill kittens on a regular basis, just not that way.
 
2012-12-04 01:19:13 PM
They should start digging around his property, dude looks and acts like a *.*path

/any unsolved missing persons cases around
 
2012-12-04 01:19:24 PM
I'm energizing the cryo bath. Bring him to me.
 
2012-12-04 01:19:27 PM
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2012-12-04 01:20:44 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 01:21:12 PM
I have a rescue kat in my office right now. Found her abandoned, de-clawed, mauled and starving on a job-site. Some food, a vet visit and an hour at the cat spa later she's a fine office mate. Snowshoe Himalayan.

If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.
 
2012-12-04 01:21:19 PM
Man those are some crazy eyes.
 
2012-12-04 01:21:51 PM

Smoky Dragon Dish: That's a HARD 38....

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That's exactly what I thought. Even a hard 48 for that matter.
 
jvl
2012-12-04 01:23:16 PM

SlothB77: kittens in plastic sandwich bags in the freezer. just awful. amazing three survived. i wonder how long they were in there.


Not long enough.
 
2012-12-04 01:23:31 PM
Why was he keeping beer in his freezer with kittens? He wanted somebody to find them, that's why.
 
2012-12-04 01:23:50 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.


On meth, it is.

Wait, what?
 
2012-12-04 01:25:49 PM
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2012-12-04 01:26:41 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2012-12-04 01:27:21 PM
PETA does the same thing.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:29 PM

tricycleracer: [cdn.uproxx.com image 650x369]


I don't know what I expected.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:59 PM
Every time you masturbate a guy in Tampa kills a kitten
 
2012-12-04 01:27:59 PM
Let me try this again.

blogs.suntimes.com
 
2012-12-04 01:28:05 PM
He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:45 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.


There is no explanation. Have at it.
 
2012-12-04 01:29:12 PM
What the fark is wrong with people? I want an explanation, but it won't contain logic. It's probably just some farking redneck euthanasia trick he learned while at a klan rally. The lack of oxygen will make them all see pretty colors while they're dying.
 
2012-12-04 01:30:17 PM

Snapper Carr: Makes sense. They're easier to juggle when frozen.


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I've heard of this...
 
2012-12-04 01:31:23 PM

walkerhound: He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.


Yeah, but if you're going to put them in your morning smoothie after you get back from the gym, it's more convenient to just throw one in the freezer the night before.

/ Protein AND fiber.
 
2012-12-04 01:33:44 PM

walkerhound: He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.


dry ice is a better choice. it'll cool fast, and keep from soaking the cat.
 
2012-12-04 01:34:30 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-04 01:35:00 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
I was of the impression that I was renting a PRIVATE room.
 
2012-12-04 01:38:14 PM
media2.wptv.com

One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(
 
2012-12-04 01:42:33 PM
WTF was this doing at the bottom of the article, in line with the text!?
Cedric the Entertainer did not freeze kittens! Disgraceful.
media2.wptv.com
 
2012-12-04 01:43:35 PM

Bathia_Mapes: [media2.wptv.com image 320x240]

One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(


Damn, that looks like my kitten I rescued from a pit bull attacking him.

I has a sad now
 
2012-12-04 01:46:01 PM
good for the broad, ratting the prick out in a timely manner
 
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