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(Gwinnett Daily Post)   Pretty hot UGA fan drunkenly gropes, licks and flashes restaurant patrons. Follows it up by hitting on the female officer arresting her   (gwinnettdailypost.com) divider line 154
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2012-12-04 12:34:51 PM  
I think y'all are misinterpreting subby. I think instead of 'pretty hot UGA fan' that should be 'pretty hot FOR a UGA fan'.
 
2012-12-04 12:38:33 PM  

Begoggle: Whoever started this "hot chick" cliche about a year or two ago needs to be shot.
It ceased being funny the first time.
Worst. Fark cliche. Ever.


memedump.com

thenamingofparts.com
 
2012-12-04 12:40:33 PM  
Eyebleach is owed.

Let me help (Possibly NSFW)
 
2012-12-04 12:42:39 PM  
She reportedly told the officer "she would bury me under the jail" and asked a female sheriff's deputy at intake "if she had and wanted a girlfriend".

They should have taken her to the animal shelter and gotten her a more appropriate partner: A dog friend.
 
2012-12-04 12:44:43 PM  
Why oh why do I keep falling for this???
 
2012-12-04 12:44:49 PM  

thecpt: ChipNASA: ChimpNASA

boooo. I made it pimpNASA

[i.qkme.me image 625x417]


Works for me...

ATTENTION FARK.COM.

"NEXT TIME I'M ON HERE AND ONE OF YOUR IDIOTS USES THE "HOT CHICK" MEME AND THE MODMINS GREEN IT, I'M POSTING NAKED PHOTOS OF YOUR MOM PHOTOS OF HAWT WOMEN TO CANCEL YOU OUT!!!"!!!!!


/End rant...hopes many of you JOIN TEH REVOLT!
 
2012-12-04 12:45:44 PM  
I couldn't get it up now with a tow truck.
 
2012-12-04 12:46:41 PM  

ChipNASA: thecpt: ChipNASA: ChimpNASA

boooo. I made it pimpNASA

[i.qkme.me image 625x417]

Works for me...

ATTENTION FARK.COM.

"NEXT TIME I'M ON HERE AND ONE OF YOUR IDIOTS USES THE "HOT CHICK" MEME AND THE MODMINS GREEN IT, I'M POSTING NAKED PHOTOS OF YOUR MOM PHOTOS OF HAWT WOMEN TO CANCEL YOU OUT!!!"!!!!!


/End rant...hopes many of you JOIN TEH REVOLT!


Like I need an excuse

i216.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 12:47:16 PM  
And UGA fans give us Jackets shiat about our women...
 
2012-12-04 12:50:26 PM  
www.themarysue.com

/Oblig...
 
2012-12-04 12:51:34 PM  

freewill: Putting her appearance aside, as drunk as I've been in my life, I've never been out of control like this. I'm hoping drugs were involved, but seriously, what is it with people? I grew up poor, but I didn't grow up trash.


As drunk and stoned as I've been in my life, I've never been out of control like this, some biatches be crazy is all.
 
2012-12-04 12:56:14 PM  

Banned on the Run: ChipNASA: thecpt: ChipNASA: ChimpNASA

boooo. I made it pimpNASA

[i.qkme.me image 625x417]

Works for me...

ATTENTION FARK.COM.

"NEXT TIME I'M ON HERE AND ONE OF YOUR IDIOTS USES THE "HOT CHICK" MEME AND THE MODMINS GREEN IT, I'M POSTING NAKED PHOTOS OF YOUR MOM PHOTOS OF HAWT WOMEN TO CANCEL YOU OUT!!!"!!!!!


/End rant...hopes many of you JOIN TEH REVOLT!

Like I need an excuse

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x667]


Who dat?
 
2012-12-04 12:59:08 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: [www.themarysue.com image 622x324]

/Oblig...


At least that is better than what subby did.....


/been here awhile and i should know better.
 
2012-12-04 01:02:11 PM  

Mr. Right: JackieRabbit: The truth... UGA fan: (n) a hopelessly redneck, football aficionado, who is completely over-the-top in his/her zeal for the team, but has not ever once darkened a doorway at the (or any) university. Mating call: "How 'bout them Dawgs!"

/substitute school name and you have the average Southern college football fan.

I know that's true in the South but it's also true for at least some schools in the north. U of Michigan leaps to mind. It seems the more rabid the fan, the less the possibility of ever matriculating at said university.


Exactly. CSB Time. Way back in 1978, I was given some last minute tickets to the Georgia Kentucky game. I got a couple of buddies, rented an airplane and flew to Athens. We took the shuttle from the airport to the stadium. We were late arriving and their was only about eight minutes left in the first half. During that time UGA intercepted a pass and scored a touchdown, ending the half 47-0. At the opening kickoff of the second half, Kentucky ran the ball back 75 yards for a TD. I said to my friend "Well, that was certain;y pretty." You would have thought that I had suggested we rape a few babies, because all around us, UGA fans erupted in outrage. "Whad da fark are yoo talkin' 'bout, buddy. How 'bout ah kick yoor ass fer ya!!!!" It was the last time I went to a college game.
 
2012-12-04 01:03:59 PM  
i11.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:05:41 PM  
PEEK-A-BOO!
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com
/I see you
 
2012-12-04 01:07:03 PM  
Fark is going hell in hand basket. Low brow troll headlines abound. Drew, right the ship.
 
2012-12-04 01:08:42 PM  
It's hot in Georgia which explains why the drunken UGA fan was pretty hot.
 
2012-12-04 01:09:33 PM  
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-04 01:11:15 PM  
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-04 01:15:21 PM  
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-04 01:18:17 PM  
I had grown complacent because there have been several headlines that said "smoking hot" that actually had reasonably hot pics, so I clicked. Egad.

Came to curse subby but then I saw that it had turned into a hot cheerleader thread.

I love you farkers
 
2012-12-04 01:25:43 PM  

MrBallou: I had grown complacent because there have been several headlines that said "smoking hot" that actually had reasonably hot pics, so I clicked. Egad.

Came to curse subby but then I saw that it had turned into a hot cheerleader thread.

I love you farkers


TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN!!!

/YOU WANT A HAWT BIATCH THREAD, YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE FROM NOW ON!!!
//If I have anything to say about it.
///way to kill a stupid meme? Make it irrelevant.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:43 PM  
Not sure he would even lick that....

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-12-04 01:28:59 PM  
i1160.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:32:17 PM  
Too many blondes in this thread.
 
2012-12-04 01:33:00 PM  

Arn_Dee: Too many blondes in this thread.


4.bp.blogspot.com 
/whiner....
 
2012-12-04 01:33:00 PM  
Every time, you bastards.
 
2012-12-04 01:36:48 PM  
Hot by Fark standards, I suppose....ew.
 
2012-12-04 01:40:06 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: The most important thing here is to click on the comments first. Always click on the comments first. Always.


Never get out of the boat, man. Never get out of the boat
 
2012-12-04 01:49:28 PM  

MisterLoki: Could be worse.

[i568.photobucket.com image 500x601]

But not much...


WTF? Is that person snacking on a two pound block of cheddar cheese? That's something like 4,000 calories. Do people just wake up one morning and say, "Well, damn I'm fat. I need to lose 50 lbs. Hey... I bet my legs must be 50 lbs each. Maybe if I eat a one pound block of cheese, my diabetes will kick into overdrive I can lose one of these useless legs. Gotta get my money's worth out of this scooter somehow. Hell, if I eat a two pound block of cheese, maybe I can lose both legs. That's like 100 lbs! Those biatches at the diet support group will be so jealous."
 
2012-12-04 01:49:40 PM  
please dont be UGA sorority please dont be UGA sorority
*click*
EGAD! it IS UGA SORORITY!
 
2012-12-04 01:49:53 PM  

Begoggle: Whoever started this "hot chick" cliche about a year or two ago needs to be shot.
It ceased being funny the first time.
Worst. Fark cliche. Ever.


The cliche isn't funny

The butthurt is HILARIOUS!
 
2012-12-04 01:58:22 PM  
Stay classy, Dacula.

Fark I hated living there, going to school there... we had one stoplight, and the worst video store ever at said stoplight. My first job was at the Dairy Queen in Dacula. Took me 10 minutes to drive there FROM DACULA.
 
2012-12-04 02:23:29 PM  

Ordius: Stay classy, Dacula.

Fark I hated living there, going to school there... we had one stoplight, and the worst video store ever at said stoplight. My first job was at the Dairy Queen in Dacula. Took me 10 minutes to drive there FROM DACULA.


Ah, come on. I know you're exaggerating. No one actually lives in Dacula.
 
2012-12-04 03:02:56 PM  
No thanks, I am not that horny. I just got outta jail.
 
2012-12-04 03:06:56 PM  

JackieRabbit: Ordius: Stay classy, Dacula.

Fark I hated living there, going to school there... we had one stoplight, and the worst video store ever at said stoplight. My first job was at the Dairy Queen in Dacula. Took me 10 minutes to drive there FROM DACULA.

Ah, come on. I know you're exaggerating. No one actually lives in Dacula.


I did, before it grew. South-eastern corner, Brookton Downs subdivision. Just inside the city limits. Ugh.
 
2012-12-04 03:17:34 PM  
Typical UGA fan. Most of these mouthbreathers never attended college, but what good's a hillbilly if he doesn't have something brightly colored to remain focused on.
 
2012-12-04 03:17:37 PM  

Ordius: JackieRabbit: Ordius: Stay classy, Dacula.

Fark I hated living there, going to school there... we had one stoplight, and the worst video store ever at said stoplight. My first job was at the Dairy Queen in Dacula. Took me 10 minutes to drive there FROM DACULA.

Ah, come on. I know you're exaggerating. No one actually lives in Dacula.

I did, before it grew. South-eastern corner, Brookton Downs subdivision. Just inside the city limits. Ugh.


But life's better now, right?
 
2012-12-04 03:19:04 PM  
Jabba?
 
2012-12-04 03:20:48 PM  

JackieRabbit: Ordius: JackieRabbit: Ordius: Stay classy, Dacula.

Fark I hated living there, going to school there... we had one stoplight, and the worst video store ever at said stoplight. My first job was at the Dairy Queen in Dacula. Took me 10 minutes to drive there FROM DACULA.

Ah, come on. I know you're exaggerating. No one actually lives in Dacula.

I did, before it grew. South-eastern corner, Brookton Downs subdivision. Just inside the city limits. Ugh.

But life's better now, right?


Yes. I moved back home to Michigan and I work for the Detroit Tigers. Life is much better.
 
2012-12-04 03:21:31 PM  

Ordius: JackieRabbit: Ordius: Stay classy, Dacula.

Fark I hated living there, going to school there... we had one stoplight, and the worst video store ever at said stoplight. My first job was at the Dairy Queen in Dacula. Took me 10 minutes to drive there FROM DACULA.

Ah, come on. I know you're exaggerating. No one actually lives in Dacula.

I did, before it grew. South-eastern corner, Brookton Downs subdivision. Just inside the city limits. Ugh.


gawker.com
 
2012-12-04 03:34:49 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-04 03:51:11 PM  

Apik0r0s: Typical UGA fan. Most of these mouthbreathers never attended college, but what good's a hillbilly if he doesn't have something brightly colored to remain focused on.


Now yoo jus hol up a minnit thar asswipe! Dont yoo go makin deroga... derogo... darega... dad thangs about them whats not gone too college! Yall sissy-boy college turds may thank yoor smarter'n us, but you cant even skin a squirrel proper. But yoo dont see us cummin up to yoor Yales and Harvards pickin fun at you now do ya? Now yoo just stop all that mean talk before my buddy and I open a can of whoopass on you. I gotta go wash my truck. I cant be bothered no more.
 
2012-12-04 04:05:46 PM  
When subby states ""Pretty hot UGA fan"... I can only assume he/she was drinking at the time. Please let it be that.
 
2012-12-04 04:24:26 PM  
Can't wait to walk around UGA campus tomorrow to get this image out of my head.
 
2012-12-04 04:39:46 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: NO
[cdn.uproxx.com image 630x504]
WHEEL HER BACK UNDER THE COUCH ALREADY


Home!
 
2012-12-04 04:55:15 PM  
I knew they shot The Walking Dead in Georgia, which character does she play?

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-12-04 05:56:57 PM  

ChipNASA: chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com


1 Limber Cheerleader, with good balance
5 Men behind her, all going "oh yeah!"

/Why even bother to hide it?
 
2012-12-04 06:20:18 PM  
I'd hit it
 
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