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(New Jersey 101.5)   What to do when the fancy pants new casino is plunged so far into debt that it can't pay its taxes? Put it all on red... We've all been there   ( divider line
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2012-12-04 12:07:46 PM  
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chumboobler: They owe 1.3B and the guy is apparently blaming it on some of the bars and banquet facilities not being open? I think they need a new manager

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Yea, they need someone who will make sure there is the same number of blueberries in every muffin.
2012-12-04 01:29:18 PM  
1 vote:

kregh99: How do you not make money running a casino?

Open it in Atlantic City.
2012-12-04 12:31:31 PM  
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2012-12-04 12:17:13 PM  
1 vote:
IDK... a casino that's losing money sounds like exactly the kind of casino I'd want to visit.
2012-12-04 12:15:59 PM  
1 vote:

Skarekrough: Every casino I've known of has managed to pay off its note, and usually do so in at least half the expected time frame.

If you're defaulting then you've elevated yourself to a level of fark-up reserved for only the most special. Even if there's a natural disaster in play.

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You rang?
2012-12-04 12:12:40 PM  
1 vote:
Just have them do what Donald Trump does, declare bankruptcy. I am sure all the people who matter already got theirs, that's why it is $1.3 billion in debt. Now let the banks divide what's left.
2012-12-04 11:56:56 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: The Stealth Hippopotamus: first mistake.

Get your arse over to the blackjack tables.

Pshaw, it's all about craps.


Best odds in the house. Or if you just want to get drunk and play a game play Pai Gow
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