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(France 24)   "According to a study released Monday, 32 percent of people in the United States aged 18 to 24 say they use social networking in the bathroom." Submitted from stall 4   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, social networks, United States aged, United States, bathrooms  
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1146 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 8:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-04 10:33:22 AM  
3 votes:
There's wisdom in the that old adage, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away." One of life's great joys is being on a regular defecation schedule. Seriously, when you're taking a good regular sh*t at the same time everyday, you're living the high life, my friend. You're strolling downtown.
2012-12-04 08:34:17 AM  
3 votes:

/still funnier than xkcd. And less pretentious.
2012-12-04 09:20:05 AM  
2 votes:

REO-Weedwagon: Jesus Christ, if it takes more than about 60-90 seconds for a bowel movement then you have serious nutritional deficiencies happening.

It takes only a second for me. I fire 'em out like a cannon ball. Sometimes, I hold back and wait as long as I can, trying to build up pressure, just to see if I can launch one fast enough to give me a cool and soothing backsplash of toilet water on my bottom.
2012-12-04 10:36:37 AM  
1 vote:

REO-Weedwagon: Jesus Christ, if it takes more than about 60-90 seconds for a bowel movement then you have serious nutritional deficiencies happening.

ProTip: When some men are taking a while in the bathroom, they are really doing a number 3.
2012-12-04 10:14:57 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just checking the futures market on the toilet. Peanut and corn futures are looking up today...
2012-12-04 09:22:35 AM  
1 vote:
The post is coming from INSIDE the stall
2012-12-04 09:09:44 AM  
1 vote:
How else you going to see how many likes you get for your latest floater?

/32% seems small to me.
2012-12-04 09:02:40 AM  
1 vote:
Also, I like reading jokes while on the potty. That way I get my shiats and giggles in.
2012-12-04 08:48:30 AM  
1 vote:

Cold_Sassy: Cythraul: Cold_Sassy: I could never understand why people would prefer to sit on a toilet for some length of time, when there is a sofa (or at least a more comfortable chair) within a less than 60 second destination. Seriously, what is the deal?

You're sitting on a seat that is dedicated to spiriting away your human wastes to a out-of-sight place, never to be seen again. There's something magical about that.

Yeah, but do it and GTFO. How long does it take anyway?

It's not about the process, it's about the experience. The dedicated waste throne is there. It's waiting for you. It wants you to feel satisfied. Enjoy the transcendence that is the modern toilet.
2012-12-04 08:46:09 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-04 08:40:59 AM  
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