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(Courthouse News Service)   Court rules that Continental Airlines is nor responsible for employees taking a dildo from luggage, greasing it up, and taping it to the outside of the luggage   (courthousenews.com) divider line 25
    More: Followup, Continental Airlines, United Continental Holdings, duffel bags, Christopher Bridgeman  
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2012-12-04 11:00:50 AM  
8 votes:

UberDave: gilgigamesh: I guess the lesson here is bring your dildo as a carry-on.


Or you could always rent one at your destination.


Or just use the remote in the hotel room like everyone else.
2012-12-04 11:03:29 AM  
4 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: UberDave: gilgigamesh: I guess the lesson here is bring your dildo as a carry-on.


Or you could always rent one at your destination.

Or wear it while traveling.


Like on a World War 1 German helmet instead of a spike.
And you could run at people like a battering ram..
2012-12-04 11:33:02 AM  
3 votes:
I can understand. They probably saw an outline of a giant cock on the x-ray and thought a coworker was trapped inside.
2012-12-04 11:10:27 AM  
3 votes:
The Moving Phallus flies; and, having flit,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back from Continental Airlines,
Nor all thy Tears wash out the Lubricant.
.
2012-12-04 11:02:48 AM  
2 votes:
Dildo - maybe they were heading there

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2012-12-04 10:57:58 AM  
2 votes:

Radak: Well, as long as it was only a dildo.


Just remember it's "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.
2012-12-04 10:10:30 AM  
2 votes:

gilgigamesh: I guess the lesson here is bring your dildo as a carry-on.



Or you could always rent one at your destination.
2012-12-04 10:00:05 AM  
2 votes:
I guess the lesson here is bring your dildo as a carry-on.
2012-12-04 02:32:33 PM  
1 votes:
You know, many years ago, I thought it was clever when I noticed that some people tied a big colored ribbon around their suitcase handle in order to make it easier to identify at baggage claim. Then everyone started to do this and it became more difficult to find your luggage in a cluster of several others with the same big colored ribbons.

I suppose this is just the natural evolution of that idea to make their bag unique, so they can find it fast and get on with their vacation...
2012-12-04 12:14:02 PM  
1 votes:
www.imcdb.org
2012-12-04 11:55:44 AM  
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Snarfangel: The Moving Phallus flies; and, having flit,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back from Continental Airlines,
Nor all thy Tears wash out the Lubricant.
.

What a NSFW flying fake fallus might look like.


This one's much better...DONGCOPTER!
2012-12-04 11:37:35 AM  
1 votes:
I think the plaintiffs got shafted
2012-12-04 11:35:49 AM  
1 votes:
What a greased Bilbo may look like:

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2012-12-04 11:26:46 AM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: The Moving Phallus flies; and, having flit,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back from Continental Airlines,
Nor all thy Tears wash out the Lubricant.
.


What a NSFW flying fake fallus might look like.
2012-12-04 11:23:52 AM  
1 votes:
"This thread is worthless without....

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/Take THAT TSA!!
2012-12-04 11:20:00 AM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: " REMEMBER:
It is AN Dildo...not Her, His, It's, Their or Our Dildo. "


better, Why did the luggage handler tape his own dildo to my luggage
2012-12-04 11:19:46 AM  
1 votes:
When dildoes are outlawed, only criminals will have dildoes.
2012-12-04 11:09:34 AM  
1 votes:
Good call by the court. The linked photo clearly shows that the duffle's zipper was busted and that someone had tried to temporarily close it with tape. It was not their fault that the dildo was sitting on top and probably reeking of ass and anal lube. I wouldn't touch it either.
2012-12-04 11:04:49 AM  
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: I guess the lesson here is bring your dildo as a carry-in.




Fixed that for you
2012-12-04 10:57:42 AM  
1 votes:
"They taped a dildo to my luggage!" is the proper thing to say. Never say "They took out my dildo, greased it up and taped it to my luggage."
2012-12-04 10:57:14 AM  
1 votes:
Nice simulpenis.
2012-12-04 10:57:10 AM  
1 votes:

UberDave: gilgigamesh: I guess the lesson here is bring your dildo as a carry-on.


Or you could always rent one at your destination.


Or wear it while traveling.
2012-12-04 10:56:56 AM  
1 votes:
www.cajunsupermarket.com
2012-12-04 10:55:43 AM  
1 votes:
Two gay men? Why do they need a dildo? Don't they have penises?
2012-12-04 09:37:17 AM  
1 votes:
Well, as long as it was only a dildo.
 
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