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(Huliq)   Will Brandi kill Jarred for overbidding? Will Darryl drive three hours for nothing? Can Barry get any creepier? And will Dave remain an ass? YUUUUUUUUUUUUP. Storage Wars premiere on A&E, 9PM Eastern   (huliq.com) divider line 71
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2012-12-04 10:18:07 AM  
Stop watching this crap, people.

It only encourages networks to produce more of it.
 
2012-12-04 10:19:18 AM  
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
 
2012-12-04 10:21:17 AM  
storage wars? seriously?
 
2012-12-04 10:22:31 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Stop watching this crap, people.

It only encourages networks to produce more of it.


Sadly, reality tv isn't going away anytime soon. So, I figure if more people watch this and less Honey Boo Boo and shows like American Idol, then it's a win.
 
2012-12-04 10:23:21 AM  
Our long national nightmare of waiting is FINALLY over people!
 
2012-12-04 10:24:42 AM  
This sh*t is only loved by retards and middle-aged men who can't figure out how internet porn works so they stare at the dumb broads tits for an hour.
 
2012-12-04 10:24:56 AM  
So is it like a battle between who can store more stuff? Like whoever can cram in more crap into a storage shed wins the throne and gets to hear the lamentations of the enemy's women?
 
2012-12-04 10:25:34 AM  

Great Janitor: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Stop watching this crap, people.

It only encourages networks to produce more of it.

Sadly, reality tv isn't going away anytime soon. So, I figure if more people watch this and less Honey Boo Boo and shows like American Idol, then it's a win.


Yep. I am a sucker for these, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Counting Cars, etc. I know they're all scripted and fake, but some of the items are pretty neat anyway.

/want to have my 67 Wurlitzer restored by Rick Dale.
 
2012-12-04 10:25:50 AM  
That's funny, I thought sponsored links usually said so in the headline
 
2012-12-04 10:25:59 AM  

Great Janitor: Sadly, reality tv isn't going away anytime soon. So, I figure if more people watch this and less Honey Boo Boo and shows like American Idol, then it's a win.


For reality TV this show is fun, not as much fun as Duck Dynasty but fun none the less.
 
2012-12-04 10:26:20 AM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: storage wars? seriously?


YUUUUP!
 
2012-12-04 10:27:00 AM  
I like Brandi....
 
2012-12-04 10:27:34 AM  

WTF Indeed: This sh*t is only loved by retards and middle-aged men who can't figure out how internet porn works so they stare at the dumb broads tits for an hour.


Hey now i watch the show to see what Barry is up to, everything he does is scripted and contrived but is always fun.
 
2012-12-04 10:28:49 AM  
WTF is this shiat?

/GTFO, subby
 
2012-12-04 10:29:39 AM  
Barry is creepy? I figure him to be more of a lovable scamp.

If anyone is creepy, it's Hester.
 
2012-12-04 10:30:21 AM  

Tom_Slick: Hey now i watch the show to see what Barry is up to, everything he does is scripted and contrived but is always fun.


"I only read Playboy for the articles" excuse only work for Playboy.
 
2012-12-04 10:30:50 AM  
Also, forgot this.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 10:33:02 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks it might be cool to live in one of those storage units?

You know -- get some water and heat in the thing, and it would be a very cheap efficiency sort of dwelling.

...No? I'm alone on this?

Well, nevermind then.
 
2012-12-04 10:33:09 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Stop watching this crap, people.

It only encourages networks to produce more of it.


These are not crap!

www.storageauctionskings.com
 
2012-12-04 10:34:46 AM  
i2.ytimg.com

Seriously, about as real as Operation Repo.
 
2012-12-04 10:35:58 AM  
More Brandi please
 
2012-12-04 10:36:13 AM  
Storage Wars v. My Little Pony v. Wrestling...fight!
 
2012-12-04 10:36:56 AM  

doczoidberg: Am I the only one who thinks it might be cool to live in one of those storage units?


I had a friend in college who lived in one for 2 years, he would shower at the gym everyday. He did not get caught by management but he suspected they knew and did not care.
 
2012-12-04 10:37:35 AM  

LDM90


So is it like a battle between who can store more stuff? Like whoever can cram in more crap into a storage shed wins the throne and gets to hear the lamentations of the enemy's women?


By Crom, I think that's 'Hoarders'.
 
2012-12-04 10:38:48 AM  
1. I bet Brandi and Jarred have awesome hatesex.

2. Here's my question for Dave Hester, were I Darryl's son: "So, by making a request that I come over there and shut you up, am I to understand that you are consenting legal authorization for me to engage you presently in mutual combat...now what, biatch?"

3. Reality shows began because of a need to fill air-time when the writers went on strike. Yuuuuuup! Another thing ruined by unions, just like the American automobile manufacturing and Hostess.
 
2012-12-04 10:38:54 AM  
They should combine Storage Wars with Swamp People. They go to open the unit and BOOM! it's filled with alligators.
 
2012-12-04 10:40:07 AM  
It's a soap opera for grown men who's wives no longer touch them.
 
2012-12-04 10:41:23 AM  

doczoidberg: Am I the only one who thinks it might be cool to live in one of those storage units?

You know -- get some water and heat in the thing, and it would be a very cheap efficiency sort of dwelling.

...No? I'm alone on this?

Well, nevermind then.


You wanna live in the box? Cost you 2 bucks a month. You want a wake up poke?
 
2012-12-04 10:41:40 AM  
THIS show is on the same level as Boardwalk Empire and The Walking Dead?

Since when?
 
2012-12-04 10:42:28 AM  

Brick-House: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Stop watching this crap, people.

It only encourages networks to produce more of it.

These are not crap!

[www.storageauctionskings.com image 600x352]


i49.tinypic.com

Watch this for 30 minutes instead.
 
2012-12-04 10:46:30 AM  

Kornchex: Great Janitor: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Stop watching this crap, people.

It only encourages networks to produce more of it.

Sadly, reality tv isn't going away anytime soon. So, I figure if more people watch this and less Honey Boo Boo and shows like American Idol, then it's a win.

Yep. I am a sucker for these, American Restoration, Pawn Stars, Counting Cars, etc. I know they're all scripted and fake, but some of the items are pretty neat anyway.

/want to have my 67 Wurlitzer restored by Rick Dale.


They're my guilty pleasure too. I like to see the stuff they "find". When Daryl and his son found the Magic the Gathering Black Lotus card I knew it had to have been planted. That card is super rare (according to my Magic playing son). I like the Texas version with Mary. I find her hotter than Brandi, in a 'she shoulda put the bong down long ago' kinda way.
 
2012-12-04 10:48:20 AM  
I'll admit, a guilty pleasure of mine. Barry is a pretty fun-to-watch character and he gets some pretty cool cameos (Stewart Copeland? Really?). I like watching smug Hester puffing about getting the best lockers, getting shut out, and still claiming some sort of victory through moral superiority.

It's also kind of interesting to see the threads of who gets their own shows. The ones from Pawn Stars are pretty obvious (waiting for that guy from the Clark County museum to get his own) and the folks that Barry and Darryl take most of their weird crap to is on Baggage Battles on Travel.

Bring back "The Operation"! Now that's reality TV.
 
2012-12-04 10:52:41 AM  
yay more staged reality. You think they wouldnt have it come back after Dave was being a princess and started to tell everyone how they staged it. YUUUUUUUUUUP. Storage Wars does have one thing going for it, in that it looks a hell of a lot more real than the repo shows.
 
2012-12-04 10:56:36 AM  
My friends and I started this thing we call Inappropriate Dave Hester, and it's a fun game next time you're bored in front of a television. Whatever's on, when the grizzliest murder/rape/crime in general is shown, when somebody delivers the worst, most dire of news, we shout, "YUUUUUUUUUUP" right after. It helps watching the news become more entertaining.

"The fire chief said 5 children were burned to death in the crash..."
"YUUUUUUUUUUP!"
 
2012-12-04 11:00:10 AM  
I enjoy the terrible horrible actors in both Hotel Nightmares (or whatever) on Travel and Secret Diners on Food.

They are so bad they are fantastic!

plus, they don't even try to hide the mobile mikes on the "hidden video" segments of Secret diners.
 
2012-12-04 11:04:34 AM  

JerseyTim: Barry is creepy? I figure him to be more of a lovable scamp.

If anyone is creepy, it's Hester.


This. Barry is an awesome Biden-esque character. He's basically living the retirement that I would live to have.
 
2012-12-04 11:05:09 AM  
love to have, I mean
 
2012-12-04 11:07:42 AM  

Mad_Radhu: JerseyTim: Barry is creepy? I figure him to be more of a lovable scamp.

If anyone is creepy, it's Hester.

This. Barry is an awesome Biden-esque character. He's basically living the retirement that I would live to have.


Agreed. He's got some pretty damn cool cars too.
 
2012-12-04 11:10:59 AM  

dc0012c: I'll admit, a guilty pleasure of mine. Barry is a pretty fun-to-watch character and he gets some pretty cool cameos (Stewart Copeland? Really?). I like watching smug Hester puffing about getting the best lockers, getting shut out, and still claiming some sort of victory through moral superiority.

It's also kind of interesting to see the threads of who gets their own shows. The ones from Pawn Stars are pretty obvious (waiting for that guy from the Clark County museum to get his own) and the folks that Barry and Darryl take most of their weird crap to is on Baggage Battles on Travel.

Bring back "The Operation"! Now that's reality TV.



I am digging
Fast & Loud on and hope Sue gets her special one season. ( yeah i watch Homeland and Downton Abbey too.)
 
2012-12-04 11:18:31 AM  

stupiddream: When Daryl and his son found the Magic the Gathering Black Lotus card I knew it had to have been planted


Yeah, I'm going to call bullshiat on this. If they opened our family locker, they would find a complete set of Unlimited and Beta cards that I picked up in the 90s, but I'll be damned if those are getting "forgotten" or auctioned.
 
2012-12-04 11:19:45 AM  
Generally I would leave something like this on for the small nugget of information I might get out of it. I won't actually plan to watch it but if it's there and I've got other things to do (fold laundry, change guitar strings, tie fishing leaders) then I'll leave it on.

At least I did until they had the episode where one of them hauls a few guitars and amps out of a space.

As a guitar nut I was horrified at how overpriced the evaluation was, and by one of those ancient douchenozzles from Aerosmith...not an actual vintage dealer....just some asshat with more money than they know what to do with.

I'm not expecting 100% accuracy, but after that I won't leave it on as background noise.
 
2012-12-04 11:23:04 AM  

Mad_Radhu: JerseyTim: Barry is creepy? I figure him to be more of a lovable scamp.

If anyone is creepy, it's Hester.

This. Barry is an awesome Biden-esque character. He's basically living the retirement that I would live to have.


Barry's like some off-model Robert Evans. He apparently lives next to Natalie Portman. I wish he'd have a spin-off show of just him going throughout his day.
 
2012-12-04 11:24:06 AM  

SevenizGud: 3. Reality shows began because of a need to fill air-time when the writers went on strike. Yuuuuuup! Another thing ruined by unions, just like the American automobile manufacturing and Hostess.

Sorry to ruin you uninformed hate, but Reality TV was taking over TV programing before the writers strike. It is too cost effective as they can pay the "stars" allot less, and do not need to hire a writing staff, but still get the ratings.

stupiddream: They're my guilty pleasure too. I like to see the stuff they "find". When Daryl and his son found the Magic the Gathering Black Lotus card I knew it had to have been planted. That card is super rare (according to my Magic playing son).

The card alone was off, but the real tip off to it being a plan was the rest of the cards, 3 cards last printed in 94 (Lotus, Mox "Pearl?and ?Twister? can't recallexactly, but I think at least 1 was a collectors set version and not the "real" card) and none of the other old cards you would expect to find with it, just stuff from the last couple years.
That and moron #1 did not ask the same questions he normally asks an "expert" and went straight to what will you give me, instead of getting the value first like they always do and IIRC sold the 3 for less then the lotus is was worth.
 
2012-12-04 11:29:25 AM  

Disposable Rob: I wish he'd have a spin-off show of just him going throughout his day.


Why can I see the day ending at a Donkey Show in Tijuana.
 
2012-12-04 11:37:27 AM  

EyeballKid: My friends and I started this thing we call Inappropriate Dave Hester, and it's a fun game next time you're bored in front of a television. Whatever's on, when the grizzliest murder/rape/crime in general is shown, when somebody delivers the worst, most dire of news, we shout, "YUUUUUUUUUUP" right after. It helps watching the news become more entertaining.

"The fire chief said 5 children were burned to death in the crash..."
"YUUUUUUUUUUP!"


In actual news today out of sacramento ca, some guy claimed that his daughter was murdered with a chainsaw, then he barricaded himself in his apartment.

Sound guilty??? YUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
 
2012-12-04 11:43:02 AM  
cdn.cnwimg.com
 
2012-12-04 11:47:25 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Stop watching this crap, people.

It only encourages networks to produce more of it.


What he said.

And seriously, a farking fark thread about this garbage. W.T.F.
 
2012-12-04 11:48:29 AM  

doczoidberg: Am I the only one who thinks it might be cool to live in one of those storage units?

You know -- get some water and heat in the thing, and it would be a very cheap efficiency sort of dwelling.

...No? I'm alone on this?

Well, nevermind then.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

You want to live in the box? Cost you two bucks a day.
 
2012-12-04 11:56:28 AM  

Disposable Rob: Mad_Radhu: JerseyTim: Barry is creepy? I figure him to be more of a lovable scamp.

If anyone is creepy, it's Hester.

This. Barry is an awesome Biden-esque character. He's basically living the retirement that I would live to have.

Barry's like some off-model Robert Evans. He apparently lives next to Natalie Portman. I wish he'd have a spin-off show of just him going throughout his day.


IIRC Barry is actually listed somewhere in the credits as a producer or something along those lines. I think you have to thank Barry for the show itself. At the very least he is more involved then just comic relief.
 
2012-12-04 12:01:27 PM  
they should make a new reality show called dungeon wars about a bunch of weird people who play dungeons and dragons every week. you could have the stereotypical overweight nerd, the skinny awkward guy, the older guy who's been playing since the 70s, a skinny cute nerd girl, a foreign guy with an accent, and a middle-aged woman who has never played before. throw in some scripted drama and bam! you got yourself a hit new show.

does that sound like a terrible idea for a reality show? of course it does. but it can't possibly be worse than the idiotic crap they already have on television.
 
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