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(Radar Magazine)   Is "Storage Wars" fake? Dave Hester: YUUUUUUUUUUP. Producers: You're outta this one, Dave   ( radaronline.com) divider line
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2012-12-04 03:27:55 PM  
7 votes:

rooftop235: DemoKnite: So A&E thinks that Hester has let the cat out of the bag? They really do think the audience is dumb. The next thing you know, they'll be saying that the WWE is fake. pffft!!!!

WWE IS REAL, DAMN YOU!


BAH GAW KING! THAT'S HESTERS MUSIC!

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BAH GAWD KING! THAT'S STONE COLD'S MUSIC!

BUISNESS IS DAMN SURE ABOUT TO PICK UP!

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STONE COLD IS GOING TO JAIL!

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WHAT DIABOLICAL MIND COULD HAVE PUT AUSTIN UP TO THIS KING?!

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/~fin
2012-12-04 12:38:47 PM  
6 votes:
www.bladerunner2.net
I'd say for a replicant, Darrell's done alright.
2012-12-04 09:32:37 AM  
4 votes:
"Storage Wars" is real. Right. Next they will tell me those dysfunctional people on C-SPAN are really running the United States.
2012-12-04 10:51:11 AM  
3 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 300 DOLLAR BILL!!


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2012-12-04 08:39:38 AM  
3 votes:
You know what's really interesting about the article?

PHOTOS: Of unrelated stuff

That they think Hester is the star.

PHOTOS: Click on my pinkness

I think the star is really shared with all of them.

PHOTOS: You know, pictures you look at.
2012-12-04 08:19:13 AM  
3 votes:

celebritywonder.ugo.com

I don't care, I like watching Barry. He's a cool dude.

2012-12-04 03:20:12 PM  
2 votes:
Next you'll be telling me that the girls on Backroom Casting Couch know exactly what they've signed up for when they walk in the room.

/OK, it's still real enough for me.
2012-12-04 03:00:31 PM  
2 votes:
OMG IT's FAKE???

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2012-12-04 12:27:27 PM  
2 votes:

DemoKnite: So A&E thinks that Hester has let the cat out of the bag? They really do think the audience is dumb. The next thing you know, they'll be saying that the WWE is fake. pffft!!!!


Storage Wars is still real to me!!
2012-12-04 10:38:47 AM  
2 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Hester is the anti-Rick. Rick looks at a $12,000 Les Paul and says "I'll give you $500 for it"
Hester looks at a Fisher Price guitar and says "That's an easy $500"


That's the whole difference between a buyer and a seller. My only problem with Storage Wars is Darrel saying "bill" after every dollar amount, ie: that's a 300 dollar bill. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 300 DOLLAR BILL!! And the way they edit it he says it like 4 or 5 times right in a row. arrggg

I know, but it's a pet peeve
2012-12-05 01:23:28 PM  
1 vote:

brianbankerus: Donnchadha: Dave Hester is the star of that show? I thought he was the annoying villain guy.

Besides, the star is clearly... uh... the... um.... I'd say the chick, but she's farking annoying too.

I thought Brandy's byoobs were the star.


they are, much like I am sure tons tune into American Pickers to look at Danielle. Because those two homosexuals sure aren't much of a draw. Those two guys ARE ghey, right?
2012-12-05 09:25:18 AM  
1 vote:
i796.photobucket.com 


/oblig
2012-12-04 11:49:22 PM  
1 vote:
cf.badassdigest.com
Tell me when they do this episode. I bet Walt is buying that M60 to shoot Darrell and Dave.
2012-12-04 05:41:42 PM  
1 vote:
I don't give a shiat if Storage Wars is fake or not, but goddamn Hester is one annoying beaner.

Love the show. Love Brandy's STORAGE UNITS
2012-12-04 03:58:41 PM  
1 vote:

Jim from Saint Paul: rooftop235: DemoKnite: So A&E thinks that Hester has let the cat out of the bag? They really do think the audience is dumb. The next thing you know, they'll be saying that the WWE is fake. pffft!!!!

WWE IS REAL, DAMN YOU!

BAH GAW KING! THAT'S HESTERS MUSIC!

[rockettothesun.com image 600x338]

BAH GAWD KING! THAT'S STONE COLD'S MUSIC!

BUISNESS IS DAMN SURE ABOUT TO PICK UP!

[www.wwe.com image 314x230]
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[rockettothesun.com image 600x338]

[www.wwe.com image 314x230]

[rockettothesun.com image 600x338]

[www.wwe.com image 314x230]

[rockettothesun.com image 600x338]

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STONE COLD IS GOING TO JAIL!

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WHAT DIABOLICAL MIND COULD HAVE PUT AUSTIN UP TO THIS KING?!

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/~fin


I want to adopt you.
2012-12-04 03:45:44 PM  
1 vote:

Jim from Saint Paul: [vids.wwe.com image 268x179]


WHAT DIABOLICAL MIND COULD HAVE PUT AUSTIN UP TO THIS KING?!

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/~fin


Second to last picture looks like Hester is arresting Stone Cold
2012-12-04 03:19:44 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-04 03:16:23 PM  
1 vote:

Jim from Saint Paul: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]


I'm still 99% sure that Darrell is John McAfee in disguise

www.independent.co.uk

/Belize officials will never think to look on cable TV
2012-12-04 03:08:38 PM  
1 vote:

W.C.fields forever: Jim from Saint Paul: [totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]

I heard Darrel found a dead body in storage.Freaked him out.Still doesn't talk about it.


I heard Darrell suggest he could get $200 for it. Freaked Dave out.
2012-12-04 03:00:19 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: I only watched two reality shows in my life, Face/Off because I'm in movies and it's about movie make up artists but then it started getting all dramatic like you see in the American Idol commercials. So I quit that. Then Comic Book Men but I'm starting to realize they're all a collection of douchebags.

But yeah, all reality shows are bullshiat.


Comic Book Men pisses me off to no end. And it's RIDICULOUSLY staged. I live nearby and used to frequent that shop for years--at least once a month, if not more--for over a decade. Mike is there 90% of the time. I have seen Walt a handful of times and Ming maybe twice. (Oddly, I've seen Bryan there a bunch of times but just assumed he was homeless and Mike was being a nice guy). The store is usually dead. Even on Wednesdays (new comic book day), there are MAYBE 2 or 3 people in the store at any one time. Nobody has ever come in to have anything appraised. It's not a bad shop and I've never had a problem there.

But goddammit, the way they treat customers on that show and talk about them behind their backs! Fine, you guys want to be douchebags, especially to the girls, fark you. I'll go to the shop in Toms River.

/The zombie episode was the last straw. "Don't give the flyer to her! She's wearing Uggs & has a Coach bag--she's not our demographic!"
//Fark you, assholes. We goddamn well ARE your demographic! Who else do you think can afford a $50/week comic habit like "Ugg-wearing, Coach-carrying" chicks?
2012-12-04 02:51:29 PM  
1 vote:
totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-04 02:49:59 PM  
1 vote:
Now what's all this about a chick with big boobs?
2012-12-04 02:17:18 PM  
1 vote:
Think this 'article' is a contrived P.R. stunt to cause a rating spike for the show?

YUUUUUUUUUUUP.
2012-12-04 02:06:51 PM  
1 vote:

TheraTx: I have wanted them to run into these guys

[lastheplace.com image 460x378]


I wonder how many mint condition 1870 S&W pistols are in that locker.
2012-12-04 01:52:05 PM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: Once I start an episode, I can's top.

I like when they try to make Darrell act like he's mad at his son. He's just so bad at it.


Yeah, that was such a nonsensical angle. What were they thinking? I watch Storage Wars for the same reason I watch Antiques Roadshow: I like cool old stuff. All the artifice surrounding it is crap, though I guess some people are tuning in for "drama."
2012-12-04 01:41:50 PM  
1 vote:

Strategeryz0r: grinding_journalist: Strategeryz0r: What's wrong with enjoying a show that's easy to digest, pairs well with an after work smoke, and sometimes teaches you a thing or two about antiques?

The fact that you think it's teaching you something.

When they find interesting little trinkets that they get checked out. You learn a few things here or there about spotting fakes and the like. It's kind of interesting really. Not unlike Pawn Stars.

I'm in no way an advocate of reality TV(my wife tried to get me to watch Honey Boo Boo once. I walked away after the intro to go do something more productive.. like masterbate). But in the grand scheme of things, if someone is going to make reality shows, at least something like Storage Wars or Pawn Stars serves as a relatively interesting filler show that is leaps and bounds above crap reality TV like America's Got Talent, Intervention, Survivor, etc, etc, etc. Could go on and on and on.

I think crap like Pawn Stars and Storage Wars actually have some interesting angles to them, fake or no. And yes, it's not often but you can learn something from them. Whether it be history, how to spot fakes(like Brandi's tits), or just how worthless something you think might be valuable really is.


You should've just stayed and started fapping on the spot. That'll probably get her to never watch that POS show evar again.
2012-12-04 12:55:34 PM  
1 vote:

ConConHead: I miss The Colony. It was totally staged but the people's reactions were legit. Especially how stupid they were in the face of danger/starvation/raids by marauders. Oh look. All these power supplies and viable non-warped lumber was left behind! Oh, look, a boat without any holes and a motor which only needs rudimentary repairs to get running.

Oh look, you found this room upstairs which wasn't there on your previous explorations of the building!


They made a prequel to The Colony, Doomsday Preppers
2012-12-04 12:33:43 PM  
1 vote:
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Those are fake???
Actually, I'm okay with that.
2012-12-04 12:28:17 PM  
1 vote:

basemetal: [celebritywonder.ugo.com image 399x600]

I don't care, I like watching Barry. He's a cool dude.


He reminds me of a less manic David Lee Roth.

And by less manic, I mean 'not so coked out of his mind'.
2012-12-04 12:23:25 PM  
1 vote:
So A&E thinks that Hester has let the cat out of the bag? They really do think the audience is dumb. The next thing you know, they'll be saying that the WWE is fake. pffft!!!!
2012-12-04 11:17:55 AM  
1 vote:

Donnchadha: all day long


That's the Wow Factor baby!

/dude has more catch phases than Bart Simpson
2012-12-04 10:50:58 AM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Hester is the anti-Rick. Rick looks at a $12,000 Les Paul and says "I'll give you $500 for it"
Hester looks at a Fisher Price guitar and says "That's an easy $500"

That's the whole difference between a buyer and a seller. My only problem with Storage Wars is Darrel saying "bill" after every dollar amount, ie: that's a 300 dollar bill. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A 300 DOLLAR BILL!! And the way they edit it he says it like 4 or 5 times right in a row. arrggg

I know, but it's a pet peeve


That's a 300 dollar bill all day long
2012-12-04 10:19:14 AM  
1 vote:
Once I start an episode, I can's top.

I like when they try to make Darrell act like he's mad at his son. He's just so bad at it.
2012-12-04 09:52:20 AM  
1 vote:

Donnchadha: Besides, the star is clearly... uh... the... um.... I'd say the chick,


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2012-12-04 09:42:58 AM  
1 vote:
I like pawnstars. I don't care if it is fake, they have interesting items and make an attempt to explain history.

I also like ricks restorations for the same history reasons. It is also neat to see the insides of some of those old machines and how they work.
2012-12-04 09:22:00 AM  
1 vote:
"Reality" has been fake since it started.

Anyone remember Junk Yard Wars?

They once found a pristine boat propeller in a junkyard. $20,000 value. Which was just the piece they needed for that show. What an amazing find. It sure was great someone threw that away.
2012-12-04 08:47:21 AM  
1 vote:
Dave Hester is the star of that show? I thought he was the annoying villain guy.

Besides, the star is clearly... uh... the... um.... I'd say the chick, but she's farking annoying too.
2012-12-04 08:22:01 AM  
1 vote:
Television lied to me?
2012-12-04 08:11:03 AM  
1 vote:
One big issue: accusations that the show's bidding is rigged and that items are put in some lockers to be "discovered" and add to the drama of the episode.

This is my shocked face.
2012-12-04 08:10:23 AM  
1 vote:
Entertainment on television is staged?
 
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