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(MyFox Atlanta)   Do those inflatable Christmas decorations make you want to shoot someone? Don't click on this story   (myfoxatlanta.com ) divider line
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2012-12-04 08:54:50 AM  
10 votes:
Shoot someone? No. But they're pretty ugly, inflated or not.

In the morning they look like giants had sex on the lawn and left the used condoms.
2012-12-04 11:06:35 AM  
4 votes:

JohnCarter: and the inflatable baby Jeebus


♪♫♪ In-flaaaa-table manager,
No pump for his bed... ♪♫♪
Ant
2012-12-04 11:04:58 AM  
4 votes:
Subby and his/her spouse:
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2012-12-04 11:12:44 AM  
2 votes:

donnyd: I feel like these inflatable decorations are the epitome of laziness. I always expect the homeowners to be fat ass hippo-people.


My neighbor had an inflatable santa a few years back. The pump didn't work so well and santa was always lying in the yard like a derelict. One of the neighborhood kids taped santa's hand around an empty Jack Daniels bottle. It was pretty hilarious. My neighbor decided to leave it as it was.
2012-12-04 11:09:37 AM  
2 votes:
I clicked on the story, Ray.
2012-12-04 10:52:14 AM  
2 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
I wanted inflatable Christmas decorations this year but Carl said they're a waste of money - so we compromised.
We now have a slutty choir of blow-up dolls on the lawn with their mouths wide open in mid-song
- and Carl has an inflatable date for every month of the year. (I ain't putting out cuz of my incontinence issues.)
Skr
2012-12-04 01:45:01 PM  
1 vote:
Some neighbors on my street have been putting those up during the holidays. They seem to be poor decorations in a perpetual state of being half deflated (or half inflated, depending on how you look at it.)
Might get stuck with one of the much maligned Hello Kitty in my yard this year for redacted reasons.

images.lowes.com

www.bedbathandbeyond.com

s.shld.net

I admit, the idea of having a semi inflated Hello Kitty in the yard that looks like it has been face-melted with hydrofluoric acid tickles me a bit Pepto pink.
2012-12-04 01:11:07 PM  
1 vote:
If you're going to waste a lot of energy inflating a balloon for a couple of weeks, I'd like to make a modest proposal: inflatable Mother-in-Law house in the back yard. You can inflate the room with the heat and fan energy you save by keeping the guest room closed and winterized.

Better yet, why not turn in-ground pool into a Mother-in-Law house? It's below ground, probably well-insulated, roomy enough. Your inlaws could live in it like a little neolithic hut. The advantages of the pool-house are many, but the greatest advantage may be that the thing would be out-of-sight, out-of-mind.
2012-12-04 11:38:40 AM  
1 vote:
A .20 caliber Sheriden air rifle is very effective in keeping these yard punks under control.
Drive by shooting at its finest.
2012-12-04 11:20:37 AM  
1 vote:
img6.joyreactor.com
2012-12-04 11:07:41 AM  
1 vote:
I feel like these inflatable decorations are the epitome of laziness. I always expect the homeowners to be fat ass hippo-people.
2012-12-04 10:58:07 AM  
1 vote:
Do they have Homer? It is not really a tacky display unless you have Homer

hoperamsay.com

and the inflatable baby Jeebus

www.maryrsnyder.com
2012-12-04 10:48:20 AM  
1 vote:

groppet: On my way home from work there is a house like this. They must have at least 40 of them it is a pretty big yard. Last year they left them up and running until Febuary.


How did I know it would be Md.

/JK
//I like those things
///Don't have to live next to them, so
2012-12-04 10:44:57 AM  
1 vote:

NutWrench: Displays like this don't bother me because I can drive past them in a few seconds.
I think the music is far more annoying and it has kept me out of the malls this year.

/Siiiimmmmplyyyy haaavving, a wonderful Christmas time!
//sorry.
.


You bastard.
2012-12-04 10:37:19 AM  
1 vote:
Displays like this don't bother me because I can drive past them in a few seconds.
I think the music is far more annoying and it has kept me out of the malls this year.

/Siiiimmmmplyyyy haaavving, a wonderful Christmas time!
//sorry.

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2012-12-04 08:39:14 AM  
1 vote:
If inflatable decorations make you want to shoot someone, you should probably consider counseling or medication.
 
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