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(C|Net)   Police want phone providers to save all texts..for two years..by the way, T- mobile does not save them at all. Verizon? Every damn one you've ever made   (news.cnet.com) divider line 28
    More: PSA, murder cases, U.S. Cellular, Declan McCullagh, Electronic Communications Privacy Act, CTIA, texting, outliers, Forrester Research  
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2012-12-04 08:31:16 AM
9 votes:

Pista: Do people still send texts?


It's better than trying to communicate via photos of yourself in various poses of nude interpretive dance. Trust me.
2012-12-04 11:34:26 AM
5 votes:
that's a lot of pictures of my peener.
2012-12-04 12:39:06 PM
3 votes:
This is what I use for a cell phone:
3.bp.blogspot.com
And this for text messages:
cdn.zmescience.com

So suck it coppers!
2012-12-04 01:21:47 PM
2 votes:
Do U Like Me?

__ YES

__ NO

_X EABOD
2012-12-04 12:27:55 PM
2 votes:
I hope the Feds goatse what I did there.
2012-12-04 12:24:40 PM
2 votes:

iheartscotch: The joke is on the CIA/ FBI/ police; I communicate exclusively with captioned pictures of owls with funny looks on their faces.


i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-12-04 11:52:01 AM
2 votes:

iheartscotch: The joke is on the CIA/ FBI/ police; I communicate exclusively with captioned pictures of owls with funny looks on their faces.


ORLY?
2012-12-04 11:49:08 AM
2 votes:

Pista: Do people still send texts?


Until they add a voice feature to my cell, it's pretty much texts
2012-12-04 11:40:10 AM
2 votes:
Does it count when I use generic terms like "herb salad" when texting certain vendors?
2012-12-04 11:30:37 AM
2 votes:
b ovr in 10min. whtvr.
eabod bgbrthr
2012-12-04 01:24:46 PM
1 votes:
To combat this... one need only to send goofy, errant texts every day... e.g... "Today i will kill four dragons", or "hello Mr. Mujahideen. meet me at Taco Bell at 3:30".

... then once, under investigation, it will just a be a smattering of fake boasts and lies of a crazy person...certainly not admissable in court.
2012-12-04 12:17:21 PM
1 votes:
I hope Big Brother like pictures of my junk, because I send a lot of those to various phone numbers.
2012-12-04 12:15:25 PM
1 votes:
A guy I work with is a texting fanatic.. No problem, but he's a terrible speller in the first place, and compounds it by making up new abbreviations. About half the time I end up calling him and asking what the hell that last text was supposed to mean.

Any cops going through his records will give up after trying to figure out what "kthnds cjl9r bdy" means...

(kthnks cul8r buddy)
2012-12-04 12:11:59 PM
1 votes:

padraig: Pista: Do people still send texts?

What world do you live in ?


He's desperately trying to sound hip.
2012-12-04 12:08:46 PM
1 votes:

Pista: Do people still send texts?



Did they put the Obi Wan Kenobi hologram thing on the iPhone 5?? Shiat, I always miss out on the new technology.
2012-12-04 12:03:44 PM
1 votes:
brb, murdering important public figure
2012-12-04 12:03:05 PM
1 votes:

the801: uh-oh. now the illuminati knows when and where i'm going to meet my cousin for lunch. it's an italian place. italians are facist. it's a byob place and she's bringing a bottle of wine - the illuminati know our weakness!

this is the end of civilization.


I'm pretty sure the Illuminati is tired of seeing pictures of semi-erect junk and rambling texts from ex-lovers.
2012-12-04 12:02:13 PM
1 votes:
Patriot Act Thread!
2012-12-04 11:58:13 AM
1 votes:
Is it illegal to be anonymous yet?
2012-12-04 11:57:27 AM
1 votes:
Some days I can't wait for CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN.
2012-12-04 11:44:44 AM
1 votes:
The joke is on the CIA/ FBI/ police; I communicate exclusively with captioned pictures of owls with funny looks on their faces.
2012-12-04 11:42:03 AM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: dj_spanmaster: Awesome! So I can go to Verizon and dig up all my sexts?


No, YOU can't, but THEY can.


it'a almost ironic. This would actually be useful for people, but no - instead it's for gov't.
/facepalm
2012-12-04 11:35:36 AM
1 votes:
HAHA The jokes on them! Most of the people I send them to dont want them!!
2012-12-04 11:34:28 AM
1 votes:
The NSA now knows I asked my friend if he "Has a quarter". Stupid police state world. Right after I lose 5 pounds from my butt. I'm going to eat more cheetohs.
2012-12-04 11:32:47 AM
1 votes:
If you can save every bit o porn on a hard drive(many, many, prolly) you can certainly preserve a few phone calls.
2012-12-04 11:30:37 AM
1 votes:
uh-oh. now the illuminati knows when and where i'm going to meet my cousin for lunch. it's an italian place. italians are facist. it's a byob place and she's bringing a bottle of wine - the illuminati know our weakness!

this is the end of civilization.
2012-12-04 09:49:18 AM
1 votes:
Subby: " Verizon? Every damn one you've ever made"
FTFA: "Verizon keeps 'text message content on their servers for 3-5 days.'"

??
2012-12-04 08:21:25 AM
1 votes:
Do people still send texts?
 
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