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(Short List)   First official look at Ashton Kutcher playing Steve Jobs. Subby hopes this is one elaborate episode of Punk'd   (shortlist.com) divider line 38
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2012-12-04 11:08:18 AM
weird, from the way the fanbois talk, I thought he'd be dressed like jebus.
 
2012-12-04 11:09:46 AM
I'll be sure to add this to my list of shiat not to watch, ever.
 
2012-12-04 11:13:52 AM
the last one was dead on.
 
2012-12-04 11:13:59 AM

Spanky_McFarksalot: weird, from the way the fanbois talk, I thought he'd be dressed like jebus.


The way the hatebois I talk, I thought he'd look like satan lying in your moms bed smoking a cigarette.
 
2012-12-04 11:17:49 AM
Is that Ashton in all four of the pics?
 
2012-12-04 11:18:50 AM
static5.businessinsider.com
Come at me, bro.
 
2012-12-04 11:20:27 AM
Now we have a test case for my theory that being on stage in a black turtle neck causes pancreatic cancer.
 
2012-12-04 11:20:47 AM
Came for Noah Wyle, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-12-04 11:21:19 AM
He's got the complexion for the connection. How else do you explain all of the failed Matthew Perry shows and he still gets another. Or Shia LeBouef.

You eat what the Zionist media masters feed you, and their children grow rich.

Enjoy.
 
2012-12-04 11:23:11 AM
King of Douches playing the Douche-God.
 
2012-12-04 11:26:11 AM

Apik0r0s: He's got the complexion for the connection. How else do you explain all of the failed Matthew Perry shows and he still gets another. Or Shia LeBouef.

You eat what the Zionist media masters feed you, and their children grow rich.

Enjoy.


I don't know what you're on about, but Perry's most recent is pretty decent.
 
2012-12-04 11:28:10 AM

abhorrent1: King of Douches playing the Douche-God.


oh look SCANERONZ HAS AN ALT!!

look, take it from me first...it should have been NATHERN FARLION as Han Jobs and CHRISTIAN SLATER as...no WAIT..CHRISTIAN BALE as Luke Wozniak...

it should have been in space and Douglas Dykstra and John Trumbull should have done the special effects with muzak by Jerry Williams and John Goldsmith....


/I watch CSINSISCNBCMSNBC
//Ashton Kutchers dad quote goes here
 
2012-12-04 11:31:32 AM

Diogenes: Apik0r0s: He's got the complexion for the connection. How else do you explain all of the failed Matthew Perry shows and he still gets another. Or Shia LeBouef.

You eat what the Zionist media masters feed you, and their children grow rich.

Enjoy.

I don't know what you're on about, but Perry's most recent is pretty decent.


Agreed. I caught "Go On" on Hulu last week and I actually enjoy it. It's not groundbreaking TV or anything, but it's a decent enough way to kill 22 minutes.
 
2012-12-04 11:31:33 AM
I'm curious if they'll include the bit where Jobs goes for an interview at Commodore, and Commodore tells Jobs to go take a hike because they think he looks like he's homeless.

Makes you wonder how things would be different if they hired him. No Apple II, for starters.
 
2012-12-04 11:37:20 AM

Diogenes: I don't know what you're on about, but Perry's most recent is pretty decent.


I like Matthew Perry, and what is this--someone admitting that they watch broadcast TV, just so they can hate on him? I thought all those high-brow types only watched obscure cable channels and shows that the commoners can't access. I mean, if they watch TV at all, because THEY get all their media from signals beamed straight into their brains from the mind of the actors. You're never heard of it, I know.

And Kutcher might be perfect for this role. He looks like him, and I bet they both have the same massive ego. Ashton might even be able to act.
 
2012-12-04 11:41:44 AM
Got halfway throught the bio and couldn't be arsed to read any more of his cuckoonery.
 
2012-12-04 11:44:53 AM
Wow, it looks like a polished-turd version of the excellent Pirates of Silicon Valley. Heck, they even co-opted some of the scenes.

This is a farking travestry.
 
2012-12-04 11:44:57 AM

Diogenes: Apik0r0s: He's got the complexion for the connection. How else do you explain all of the failed Matthew Perry shows and he still gets another. Or Shia LeBouef.

You eat what the Zionist media masters feed you, and their children grow rich.

Enjoy.

I don't know what you're on about, but Perry's most recent is pretty decent.


The joos are taking r jerbs!1111111111111!
 
2012-12-04 12:04:47 PM
I can't help it. No matter what I still want to kick him in the balls for wasting two hours of my life that I will never get back after watching that abortion of a movie Dude Wheres My Car. I don't actually hate him, he might be a good guy, but if I were to ever meet him in person, I will have to kick him as hard as I can.
 
2012-12-04 12:32:05 PM
I wouldn't say I'm a fan. I didn't really watch That 70's show, and the only other things I've seen him in are Dude Where's My Car which I didn't like, and some silly rom-coms that my wife forced me to watch that didn't really require acting on any level. I really liked The Guardian and thought he did a fantastic job playing that character though, so I can't say I dislike him either.
 
2012-12-04 01:03:14 PM
If it was a 'real' move instead of a TV movie, the only guy to play this guy:
battlefieldo.com

Is this guy:
www-deadline-com.vimg.net


/I don't usually cast Steve Jobs, but when I do...
 
2012-12-04 01:04:54 PM

Apik0r0s: He's got the complexion for the connection. How else do you explain all of the failed Matthew Perry shows and he still gets another. Or Shia LeBouef.

You eat what the Zionist media masters feed you, and their children grow rich.

JEWS!! JEWS!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS! AIEEEEE!!
Enjoy.


FTFY
 
2012-12-04 01:13:32 PM
All I got from the headline was that Subby would much rather have new seasons of Punk'd.
 
2012-12-04 01:20:34 PM

Apok451: I can't help it. No matter what I still want to kick him in the balls for wasting two hours of my life that I will never get back after watching that abortion of a movie Dude Wheres My Car. I don't actually hate him, he might be a good guy, but if I were to ever meet him in person, I will have to kick him as hard as I can.


You must have been sober. Sorry.


/I'm not a 'fan' but I've seen way worse 'stoner movies' than DWMC
 
2012-12-04 01:24:34 PM
Who will play Wozniak?
 
2012-12-04 01:27:40 PM

doczoidberg: Who will play Wozniak?


Josh Gad
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357129/
 
2012-12-04 01:47:12 PM

Brainsick: Apok451: I can't help it. No matter what I still want to kick him in the balls for wasting two hours of my life that I will never get back after watching that abortion of a movie Dude Wheres My Car. I don't actually hate him, he might be a good guy, but if I were to ever meet him in person, I will have to kick him as hard as I can.

You must have been sober. Sorry.


/I'm not a 'fan' but I've seen way worse 'stoner movies' than DWMC


Sadly I was not sober. And it was just a terrible movie. People who like it are terrible people, they would probably support a modern day Hitler.
 
2012-12-04 02:00:38 PM

dancindan84: I didn't really watch That 70's show


There were only two reasons to watch that show.

images.hotcelebshome.com

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-12-04 02:07:09 PM
Noooo theyre paying false tribute to a titan of industry!

//steve jobs, the american mother theresa
 
2012-12-04 02:37:20 PM
i.imgur.com
I've already seen Pirates of Silicon Valley

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I've already seen Bill Hicks do standup.

i.imgur.com
I haven't seen Into The Wild but I imagine this is from that movie.

i.imgur.com
I've already seen A Hard Day's Night.
 
2012-12-04 04:03:34 PM

abhorrent1: dancindan84: I didn't really watch That 70's show

There were only two reasons to watch that show.

[images.hotcelebshome.com image 550x751]

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x400]


There were three, the third being the wit and wisdom of Red Foreman you dumbass.
 
2012-12-04 04:12:09 PM

wildcardjack: Now we have a test case for my theory that being on stage in a black turtle neck causes pancreatic cancer.


Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease...
 
2012-12-04 04:58:46 PM

Ed Finnerty: wildcardjack: Now we have a test case for my theory that being on stage in a black turtle neck causes pancreatic cancer.
Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease...


So......you wear black turtlenecks. This is important information. I will update your farky.
 
2012-12-04 05:33:25 PM
Not a bad likeness, and that's where this idea should have ended.
 
2012-12-04 11:31:00 PM
Going up against a Sorkin-scripted movie on the same subject?

weknowmemes.com
 
2012-12-05 01:33:08 AM

abhorrent1: dancindan84: I didn't really watch That 70's show

There were only two reasons to watch that show.


Actually, the two reasons are located about 6" below Laura Prepon's chin
 
2012-12-06 06:50:36 AM

Brainsick: /I don't usually cast Steve Jobs, but when I do...


Cruise is too old (at 50) to play Jobs at 20. Casting someone in the middle of the age range generally works best. It's why Kevin Spacey's Bobby Darin and Kevin Klein's Cole Porter failed: they were both simply too old for most scenes.

/really looking forward to the Sorkin picture, if it gets made.
 
2012-12-06 10:48:34 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: abhorrent1: dancindan84: I didn't really watch That 70's show

There were only two reasons to watch that show.

Actually, the two reasons are located about 6" below Laura Prepon's chin


Her lungs?
 
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