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(Daily Mail)   NBC finally admits that Howard Stern is the only person who's got talent on "America's Got Talent"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
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2012-12-04 08:34:01 AM  
I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.
 
2012-12-04 09:06:01 AM  

Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.


And she should be stupid.

"Um...like, I liked your song. But why did you pick that? Rhianna already sings it."
 
2012-12-04 09:33:01 AM  

Diogenes: Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.

And she should be stupid.

"Um...like, I liked your song. But why did you pick that? Rhianna already sings it."


IMO,I think they'll try to go female non-white, since other than Brandy in season 1, it's been a bunch of white people judging (and mostly British judges).

I would think someone like a Wanda Sykes, but, they already have two comedians on the show, they probably need an actual professional singer to give some levity to the judging of the singers. No real thought on who that should be tho.

/ok, yeah, overthinking it a tad bit.
 
2012-12-04 09:36:16 AM  

dletter: Wanda Sykes


That might actually make me watch it.
 
2012-12-04 10:05:56 AM  

Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.


...fap?
 
2012-12-04 10:07:06 AM  

gilgigamesh: Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.

...fap?


Poor girl's going to suffocate in there.
 
2012-12-04 10:10:39 AM  

Diogenes: gilgigamesh: Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.

...fap?

Poor girl's going to suffocate in there.


A little kinky for my tastes, but hey whatever folks are into.
 
2012-12-04 10:14:27 AM  

Diogenes: dletter: Wanda Sykes

That might actually make me watch it.


Wanda would be hilarious as a judge I'd think, but, as I said, this isn't "Last Comic Standing"... I can't imagine they would have three comedians as the judges. At least with Sharon Osborne, she was kind of the "Simon Cowell" type... not a singer, but, has strong music industry connections.
 
2012-12-04 11:00:22 AM  
Hey Now!
 
2012-12-04 11:10:29 AM  
I generally hate the show, but Stern made it somewhat tolerable on the odd occasion when I joined my girlfriend on the couch to endure it.

The comparison between Stern, with his relevant comments and well-spoken criticisms, and the vapid emptiness of Sharon Osbourne and the plain old idiocy of Mandel - was striking. The show really feels like a "trailer-sized" version of American Idol. If you would of told me any show could make Idol look extremely classy and well-produced, I would have doubted.

I actually enjoy Idol for the most part. I never had a trueappreciation for Secrest's seamless job as "host" until I saw the black dude on AGT...what a nightmare!
 
2012-12-04 11:11:05 AM  

dletter: Diogenes: Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.

And she should be stupid.

"Um...like, I liked your song. But why did you pick that? Rhianna already sings it."

IMO,I think they'll try to go female non-white, since other than Brandy in season 1, it's been a bunch of white people judging (and mostly British judges).

I would think someone like a Wanda Sykes, but, they already have two comedians on the show, they probably need an actual professional singer to give some levity to the judging of the singers. No real thought on who that should be tho.

/ok, yeah, overthinking it a tad bit.


I think it would be hilarious if they got someone of Sarah Brightman's caliber to judge it. Failing that, Alicia Keys would be my pick.
 
2012-12-04 11:15:33 AM  
I'm not into those talent shows, but if (just once) NBC had a show where Howard, Jackie Martling, and Fred and Robin judged the contestants.


That I would watch
 
2012-12-04 11:17:04 AM  
Time to go to George Takei.
 
2012-12-04 11:32:45 AM  

dletter: Diogenes: dletter: Wanda Sykes

That might actually make me watch it.

Wanda would be hilarious as a judge I'd think, but, as I said, this isn't "Last Comic Standing"... I can't imagine they would have three comedians as the judges.


Correct.

Which is why they should replace Howie with a random audience member every episode.
 
2012-12-04 11:39:50 AM  
However will they fill the host slot between Howard and Howie? How about with Howling Mad Murdock. Or maybe a Howitzer.
 
2012-12-04 11:44:29 AM  
"Yea....."

/Jackie Puppet
 
2012-12-04 11:59:43 AM  
They should add opie and/or anthony.
 
2012-12-04 12:16:47 PM  

Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.


Dude, you never go full Takei.
 
2012-12-04 12:30:44 PM  

dletter: Diogenes: Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.

And she should be stupid.

"Um...like, I liked your song. But why did you pick that? Rhianna already sings it."

IMO,I think they'll try to go female non-white, since other than Brandy in season 1, it's been a bunch of white people judging (and mostly British judges).

I would think someone like a Wanda Sykes, but, they already have two comedians on the show, they probably need an actual professional singer to give some levity to the judging of the singers. No real thought on who that should be tho.

/ok, yeah, overthinking it a tad bit.


Queen Latifah.

Book it, gaurantee that's happening. Or at least he'll be pushing for it.

He keeps "telling" the story on his show about how his mom suggested her.
 
2012-12-04 01:00:10 PM  

Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.


Balloon knot.
 
2012-12-04 01:03:38 PM  

sure haven't: Queen Latifah.

Book it, gaurantee that's happening. Or at least he'll be pushing for it.


I was actually thinking about that, but, I was thinking she was too "big" (figuratively) of a movie star to be a reality show host, but, I guess a lot of these stars are looking for these judging shows now. I guess I just couldn't see Tom Hanks or Hallie Barry doing it, and I'd put Queen Latifah pretty close to that level.
 
2012-12-04 01:21:09 PM  
Talent as is the ratings cliff the show has fallen off of lately? Way to bring something new and fresh Howie, useless washed up shock jock.
 
2012-12-04 01:32:43 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.

Balloon knot.


Oh myyy
 
2012-12-04 01:34:24 PM  

steamingpile: Talent as is the ratings cliff the show has fallen off of lately? Way to bring something new and fresh Howie, useless washed up shock jock.


I wish I could be "washed up"
 
2012-12-04 01:57:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 02:00:18 PM  

Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.


on Howard's show yesterday he said Taylor Swift would be a good choice to replace Sharon. bwhahahaha!! He is so out of touch and clueless most times.
Howard, the best they'll find to be a judge on that show are C-list celebrities that are past their prime like yourself.
 
2012-12-04 02:10:51 PM  

Life_is_a_carnivore: "Yea....."

/Jackie Puppet


t2.gstatic.com

F* YOU! I got talent.... how come there are no Puerto Ricans on star trek? Cause they're not workin in the future either.....


heyhehawaah  ow OW!
 
2012-12-04 02:13:32 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.

Balloon knot.


Wac-a-mol-ay.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:05 PM  

Wayne 985: W.C.fields forever: Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.

Balloon knot.

Wac-a-mol-ay.


ah-monds
 
2012-12-04 02:24:24 PM  

Vash's Apprentice: steamingpile: Talent as is the ratings cliff the show has fallen off of lately? Way to bring something new and fresh Howie, useless washed up shock jock.

I wish I could be "washed up"


Fart jokes pay well, plenty of moronic people have made a shiat ton of money over the years. But Howie is not the least bit talented.
 
2012-12-04 02:28:19 PM  

devilEther: Sybarite: I'd lay odds that they fill Sharon's seat with a young hot chick.

on Howard's show yesterday he said Taylor Swift would be a good choice to replace Sharon. bwhahahaha!! He is so out of touch and clueless most times.
Howard, the best they'll find to be a judge on that show are C-list celebrities that are past their prime like yourself.


I'll agree, AGT hasn't proven yet that they can get "current star quality" judges like all of the singing shows have done. I guess we'll see what they can pull off.
 
2012-12-04 02:45:06 PM  
I went and saw the after-season Vegas show where they bring together all the top acts. It was, I have to say, a really good show. That's the one reason I keep coming back to it: it actually does discover real talent.
 
2012-12-04 03:09:19 PM  

Promnight_Dumpster_Baby: Wayne 985: W.C.fields forever: Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.

Balloon knot.

Wac-a-mol-ay.

ah-monds


Oh my goodness! You have such a beautiful cock!
 
2012-12-04 03:32:36 PM  
While Howard did a good job it wasn't enough to hold my interest much past the auditions.
 
2012-12-04 03:36:44 PM  

Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 600x448]


that has to be a shoop, right? pixels. Looks like a cross between a neanderthal, Kim Jung Ill, Steven Tyler and my friend Ben Greenstein's Grandmother.
 
2012-12-04 03:42:57 PM  

dletter: sure haven't: Queen Latifah.

Book it, gaurantee that's happening. Or at least he'll be pushing for it.

I was actually thinking about that, but, I was thinking she was too "big" (figuratively) of a movie star to be a reality show host, but, I guess a lot of these stars are looking for these judging shows now. I guess I just couldn't see Tom Hanks or Hallie Barry doing it, and I'd put Queen Latifah pretty close to that level.


judging by her choice in men, I doubt Hallie Barry would be a good judge of talent.
 
2012-12-04 03:57:49 PM  

Promnight_Dumpster_Baby: Wayne 985: W.C.fields forever: Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.

Balloon knot.

Wac-a-mol-ay.

ah-monds


I almost died laughing when I heard that yesterday. Every time he comes to the studio, it's a new word. I love George.
 
2012-12-04 04:02:13 PM  
NBC finally admits that Howard Stern is the only person who's got talent on "America's Got Talent"
That doesn't say much for the show.
 
2012-12-04 04:02:18 PM  

Wayne 985: Promnight_Dumpster_Baby: Wayne 985: W.C.fields forever: Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.

Balloon knot.

Wac-a-mol-ay.

ah-monds

I almost died laughing when I heard that yesterday. Every time he comes to the studio, it's a new word. I love George.


I keep saying the word Balloon knot.
 
2012-12-04 04:10:11 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Current Resident: [i.imgur.com image 600x448]

that has to be a shoop, right? pixels. Looks like a cross between a neanderthal, Kim Jung Ill, Steven Tyler and my friend Ben Greenstein's Grandmother.


From what I understand, it's not a shoop.

But it could be, though.
 
2012-12-04 04:59:10 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Wayne 985: Promnight_Dumpster_Baby: Wayne 985: W.C.fields forever: Gunderson: Time to go to George Takei.

Balloon knot.

Wac-a-mol-ay.

ah-monds

I almost died laughing when I heard that yesterday. Every time he comes to the studio, it's a new word. I love George.

I keep saying the word Balloon knot.


The HS Show is a little weak sometimes now, with the fake fights and stuff, but George T. always makes it fantastic.
 
2012-12-04 07:03:44 PM  
Do you have hot water? Hot. Dry Oatmeal. mmm, mmm, F***! mmm, mmm, F***!

hahahahaha

I love the Howard Stern Show.
 
2012-12-04 07:46:50 PM  
They should get Jewel to fill Sharon's spot. She's a chick, has music cred, and has a fantastic set of tits to stare at.
 
2012-12-04 09:00:48 PM  
The ratings for this show have gone down since he started, way down. In fact a show in its 25th season is beating it for average ratings. That's right Survivor 25 is outdrawing the last iteration of America's got Talent.
 
2012-12-04 10:38:15 PM  
I've never watched it. Is there a sybian-riding portion of the show?
 
2012-12-05 01:54:19 AM  

mjbok: The ratings for this show have gone down since he started, way down. In fact a show in its 25th season is beating it for average ratings. That's right Survivor 25 is outdrawing the last iteration of America's got Talent.


You are also comparing a summer season show with a fall show.... despite changing TV watching habits, summer TV audience is still below the rest of the year.
 
2012-12-05 11:40:19 AM  
so what is Stern's talent again? Any farker could do what he does given the chance.
 
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