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(AZ Family)   Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer has "disappeared" to a secretive, undisclosed location out-of-state. Is presumably hiking the Appalachian Trail   (azfamily.com) divider line 113
    More: Strange, Arizona Constitution, Arizona Supreme Court, sails, Jan Brewer, secretary of states, House Minority Leader  
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vpb [TotalFark]
2012-12-04 08:30:48 AM  
The one that starts in Maine and ends in an Argentinian woman's vagina?
 
2012-12-04 08:51:55 AM  
It would be pretty funny if she were shacking up with a Latino/a.
 
2012-12-04 09:15:53 AM  
Ahh...she is just on a little vacay....a couple of tacos, some tequila, maybe a little tête à tête?


I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand just what does he say............
 
 
2012-12-04 09:19:49 AM  
She's probably off looking for obama's kenyan birth certificate
 
2012-12-04 09:30:05 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: She's probably off looking for obama's kenyan birth certificate


or in a hotel room somewhere drinking tequila and wondering how the hell Obama managed to get re-elected.
 
2012-12-04 09:31:28 AM  
Does somebody actually have to fark that woman lich?
 
2012-12-04 09:43:49 AM  
I wonder if James Woods is shooting a movie in AZ for a few days and she decided to hide out until he leaves.
 
2012-12-04 09:48:50 AM  

Somacandra: Does somebody actually have to fark that woman lich?


she does kinda resemble a lich, doesn't she?

hmm. maybe she's off moving her phylactery?
 
2012-12-04 10:09:27 AM  

Weaver95: Somacandra: Does somebody actually have to fark that woman lich?

she does kinda resemble a lich, doesn't she?

hmm. maybe she's off moving her phylactery?


A properly run lich should be nearly impossible to kill. Which would explain her political career.
 
2012-12-04 10:51:42 AM  
latinorebels.com
 
2012-12-04 10:52:36 AM  

vpb: The one that starts in Maine and ends in an Argentinian woman's vagina?


god I hope not. I don't want to think of her doing anything with anyone genitals.
 
2012-12-04 11:06:55 AM  
She. Must. Feed.
 
2012-12-04 11:35:29 AM  
What possible legitimate reason is there for a Governor to disappear to an "undisclosed location"?
 
2012-12-04 11:37:27 AM  
Arizona, the new Florida.
 
2012-12-04 11:37:38 AM  

qorkfiend: What possible legitimate reason is there for a Governor to disappear to an "undisclosed location"?


She's meeting in secret with the Zetas about seceding from the US and forming an alliance with the drug cartels.
 
2012-12-04 11:37:46 AM  
www.bettyfordcenteralumni.org
 
2012-12-04 11:38:15 AM  
She's gone in for skin treatments.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 11:38:45 AM  

qorkfiend: What possible legitimate reason is there for a Governor to disappear to an "undisclosed location"?


Tourists.

Muslin. Tourists.

Book it. Done.
 
2012-12-04 11:39:20 AM  
I don't know why there's this huge mystery. I mean, she was just at the Western Governor's Association a day and a half ago, giving a keynote (to an empty room).
 
2012-12-04 11:39:53 AM  
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer has "disappeared" to a secretive, undisclosed location out-of-state. Is presumably hiking the Appalachian Trail

Subby the shuddering this headline will generate could either power the Earth until 2100 or knock it off its axis.

// I guess it depends if we shudder in-phase or out-of-phase
 
2012-12-04 11:41:39 AM  
She probably just wandered off...

Link
 
2012-12-04 11:42:12 AM  
SHE'S GONE FOR GALT'S GULCH! YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER NOW, TAKERS!
 
2012-12-04 11:42:20 AM  
Eh, she's probably laying out in the sun somewhere. You can't get that sort of wrinkly face without some dedication.

senatebill1070.com 


How she may look right now:

i47.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 11:42:22 AM  
Look, another bootstrapper who believes the can just ditch their (taxpayer funded) job anytime they want without reason or way to contact.
 
2012-12-04 11:42:33 AM  
i457.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 11:43:22 AM  

flux: SHE'S GONE FOR GALT'S GULCH! YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER NOW, TAKERS!


I guess this means she's finally gotten her army of robot slaves willing to till the soil.
 
2012-12-04 11:43:29 AM  
She's visiting France. 

/Props to violentsalvation
 
2012-12-04 11:43:59 AM  
Husband killed another transvestite hooker in Tijuana?
 
2012-12-04 11:44:01 AM  

qorkfiend: What possible legitimate reason is there for a Governor to disappear to an "undisclosed location"?


It's official State business. Secret business, but business nonetheless.

Probably loading up truckloads of cash from her Chicom handler.
 
2012-12-04 11:44:10 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 11:46:18 AM  

theorellior: I guess this means she's finally gotten her army of robot slaves willing to till the soil.


I'm temped to favorite you as "will catch BTAF references."
 
2012-12-04 11:48:34 AM  
I'll bet Jan Brewer's "Appalachian Trail" contains cobwebs that possess the tensile strength to replace one of the two cables that hold up the Golden Gate bridge.
 
2012-12-04 11:51:12 AM  
Probably just gone to a Klan meeting.
 
2012-12-04 11:51:56 AM  

flux: I'm temped to favorite you as "will catch BTAF reference's."


FTFY.

/Pet peave
 
2012-12-04 11:52:10 AM  
She's in Mexico, with her lover Enrique.
 
2012-12-04 11:55:30 AM  
Being vetted for a run in 2016.

oh please...oh please...oh please...oh please...oh please...oh please...oh please...oh please...oh please...oh please...
 
2012-12-04 11:58:18 AM  
She's having a face lift. This may take a while.
 
2012-12-04 12:02:27 PM  
Like all Republican politicians and pundits do eventually, she's taken off to the Caribbean for a taste of the big bamboo.
 
2012-12-04 12:04:11 PM  
Rehab with Jesse Jackson Jr.
 
2012-12-04 12:04:42 PM  

lilbjorn: She's having a face lift. This may take a while.


It would be easier to give one of the presidents on Mt. Rushmore a facelift.
 
2012-12-04 12:04:47 PM  
I'm going with Betty Ford clinic for $1,000 Alex
 
2012-12-04 12:05:25 PM  
RNC could have put sent her to off for reeducation to teach her to say 'Mexicans' without prefixing it with the word the 'farking'.
 
2012-12-04 12:05:31 PM  
She's solidifying her position as the new leader of Al Qeda.
 
2012-12-04 12:05:38 PM  
www.hwdyk.com

/oblig
 
2012-12-04 12:08:49 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 12:10:08 PM  
There's no way for the Republicans to win without the Hispanic vote, and right now Arizona is their biggest anchor. The Republicans could benefit by both 1) retiring Brewer, 2) ditching Sheriff Joe outright, and 3) putting a Hispanic Republican in both of their places.

Then again, chances are Brewer is just getting another facelift.
 
2012-12-04 12:11:24 PM  
Maybe she's dead.

Seriously, we can all hope. She's truly an evil human being.
 
2012-12-04 12:12:11 PM  
Nobody would fark that woman, Argentinian or otherwise.
 
2012-12-04 12:14:29 PM  
castle greyskull?
 
2012-12-04 12:18:23 PM  
I'll see the Betty Ford and raise you a Mayo Clinic for skin cancer.
 
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