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(Daily Telegraph)   Critics say the easiest way to get to the top of the music charts is to repeat the F-bomb in the chorus of your song. Forget you   (dailytelegraph.com.au) divider line 32
    More: Interesting, record charts, Denis Leary, commercial radio, Alanis Morissette, one-hit wonders, Mumford & Sons, Cee Lo Green, American Duos  
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2012-12-04 08:51:26 AM  
I blame MC5.
 
2012-12-04 09:25:59 AM  
Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother.
 
2012-12-04 09:27:04 AM  
Right, that's why the biggest selling album this year is by Taylor Swift, because of all the hardcore cussing she does.
 
2012-12-04 09:27:16 AM  
I guess I now know why the AVGN theme didn't go platinum.
 
2012-12-04 09:34:49 AM  
www.ucl.ac.uk
Old news is old.
 
2012-12-04 09:36:04 AM  
I blame the financial sector.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 09:38:10 AM  
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.
 
2012-12-04 09:38:49 AM  
This wouldn't have happened if we had elected the Mormon.
 
2012-12-04 09:55:48 AM  

bulok: Right, that's why the biggest selling album this year is by Taylor Swift, because of all the hardcore cussing she does.


It's her way of saying "fark you, I won't do what you tell me".
 
2012-12-04 09:55:49 AM  
So why doesn't this guy have a triple platinum? Extremely NSFW audio and video.

/come for the piano, stay for the ears.
/are those things fake?
 
rpl
2012-12-04 09:56:23 AM  
 
2012-12-04 10:00:55 AM  
Wouldn't that have made Gwar's "Farkin' an Animal" a #1 single?

//One time I farked a møøse
 
2012-12-04 10:04:08 AM  
This should have been a huge hit then. NSFW
Link
 
2012-12-04 10:08:39 AM  
I want to f*ck you like an animal.
 
2012-12-04 10:09:55 AM  
yoooouuuu dont... wanna fark with shaady...cause shaady...will farking kiillll you

Biatch im gonna kill you
like a murder weapon imma conceal you.


say what you will, he made some fun songs.
 
2012-12-04 10:12:38 AM  
The day the music died...
 
2012-12-04 10:13:01 AM  
 
2012-12-04 10:15:46 AM  
www.inflexwetrust.com
 
2012-12-04 10:18:20 AM  
I am sick of all these mmm bop snakes on this mmm bop plane!
 
2012-12-04 10:23:55 AM  
 
2012-12-04 10:37:45 AM  

bulok: Right, that's why the biggest selling album this year is by Taylor Swift, because of all the hardcore cussing she does.


This. And two of the biggest singles are Gangnam Style and Call Me Maybe.
 
2012-12-04 10:44:07 AM  

Carth: bulok: Right, that's why the biggest selling album this year is by Taylor Swift, because of all the hardcore cussing she does.

This. And two of the biggest singles are Gangnam Style and Call Me Maybe.


Ah, so to upstage the ones that cuss, it can be more effective to simply rape the listeners ears?
 
2012-12-04 11:03:46 AM  

Carth: bulok: Right, that's why the biggest selling album this year is by Taylor Swift, because of all the hardcore cussing she does.

This. And two of the biggest singles are Gangnam Style and Call Me Maybe.


Both of which inspire me to drop multiple F bombs.
 
2012-12-04 11:26:47 AM  
 
2012-12-04 11:29:43 AM  
Here's a song about ousted Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
Should be topping the charts any day now
http://soundcloud.com/lipspinach/rob-ford-1
 
2012-12-04 11:41:30 AM  
She farkin' hates me.
 
2012-12-04 11:58:36 AM  
fark you i won't do what you tell me
fark you i won't do what you tell me
fark you i won't do what you tell me
fark YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
/GRUNT
 
2012-12-04 04:20:52 PM  
I hope that one of the above links ,that won't play on mobile, is big dumb sex.

/if not then my cover of big dumb sex will go off the charts!
 
2012-12-04 05:58:24 PM  
I always liked Soundgarden's Ty Cobb. Sounds like a heavy-metal ho-down.
 
2012-12-05 12:19:38 AM  
No mention of Pink's "Blow Me" song where she says "shiat" like 20 times? 

I thought it was funny when she did that song on The Daily Show and they didn't censor "shiat" but the "dick" in "whiskey dick" got bleeped.
 
2012-12-05 08:56:47 PM  
I see, so that's why Pearl Jam's Save You was at the top of the music charts. Oh wait...it wasn't.
 
2012-12-06 10:32:51 AM  
That is exactly why I don't like bad language in music or comedy. It boosts the chances of success without making any real effort at making it successful, which also suggests that it wasn't that great to start with and the fame is more often than not short lived.
 
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