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(103.5 KTU)   DMX sings Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Video goodness. Nay. Video awesomeness   (ktu.com) divider line 72
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2012-12-04 08:19:11 AM
Heh, that sounds exactly like what I thought it would. 
 
2012-12-04 08:23:25 AM

SmackLT: Heh, that sounds exactly like what I thought it would.


Awful. I concur. Some of us are apparently easily impressed.
 
2012-12-04 08:23:47 AM
when is it available for purchase?
 
2012-12-04 08:32:44 AM
"forever"
 
2012-12-04 08:38:56 AM
Expectations met exactly.
 
2012-12-04 08:47:14 AM
I made it about 25 seconds in. God bless the brave souls that venture further.
 
2012-12-04 08:52:45 AM
Well, he definitely has a unique voice.
 
2012-12-04 08:59:22 AM
Just when exactly did awesome get redefined as THAT?
 
2012-12-04 09:01:18 AM
loved it.

also,

Link
 
2012-12-04 09:04:59 AM
This morning Dunkin Donuts was playing Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey.

I'll take DMX.
 
2012-12-04 09:07:22 AM
Come on!
 
2012-12-04 09:13:05 AM
Contained a bunch of "uh"s? Check
Contained a bunch of "come on"s? Check
Contained random barking noises? Uhhh...wait a minute, we do not have confirmation that this was DMX.
 
2012-12-04 09:16:14 AM
Wow. This will become a beloved Christmas song...said nobody...ever. And "video awesomeness"? Seeing his ugly mug does not help the situation. It can suck on its own merit.
 
2012-12-04 09:18:30 AM

drewsclues: loved it.

also,

Link


See also.
 
2012-12-04 09:22:16 AM
I thought he would've gone with:

"Rudolph, with your gun so bright,
Won't you shoot pop a cap in my wife's ass tonight?"
 
2012-12-04 09:24:35 AM

Bending Infinity: Just when exactly did awesome get redefined as THAT?


It may not be awesome for you if that style of music is not to your liking but others may appreciate it.

It's not "awesome" in the grand scheme of things, in comparison to say, God, but it's awesome within the context of the genre.
 
2012-12-04 09:28:15 AM

bulok: Bending Infinity: Just when exactly did awesome get redefined as THAT?

It may not be awesome for you if that style of music is not to your liking but others may appreciate it.

It's not "awesome" in the grand scheme of things, in comparison to say, God, but it's awesome within the context of the genre.


A coke head rapping about random shiat is awesome? Because I was in new York and there was one on every corner doing the same shiat.

/dmx has fallen way down
//get help man
 
2012-12-04 09:33:20 AM

steamingpile: bulok: Bending Infinity: Just when exactly did awesome get redefined as THAT?

It may not be awesome for you if that style of music is not to your liking but others may appreciate it.

It's not "awesome" in the grand scheme of things, in comparison to say, God, but it's awesome within the context of the genre.

A coke head rapping about random shiat is awesome? Because I was in new York and there was one on every corner doing the same shiat.

/dmx has fallen way down
//get help man


Does someone need a hug?

gifsoup.com

Don't you know, the best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. You just need a little Christmas spirit!
 
2012-12-04 09:35:52 AM

bulok: Bending Infinity: Just when exactly did awesome get redefined as THAT?

It may not be awesome for you if that style of music is not to your liking but others may appreciate it.

It's not "awesome" in the grand scheme of things, in comparison to say, God, but it's awesome within the context of the genre.


Huh? It's like the brain child of 10 Guy and Philosoraptor. Are you a college freshman who burns 4+ times a day and highlighted the first page of your sociology textbook?
 
2012-12-04 09:42:18 AM
DMX is an awesome rapper and that was fun.
 
2012-12-04 09:45:14 AM

bulok: Bending Infinity: Just when exactly did awesome get redefined as THAT?

It may not be awesome for you if that style of music is not to your liking but others may appreciate it.

It's not "awesome" in the grand scheme of things, in comparison to say, God, but it's awesome within the context of the genre.


Yes, I have to say you are 100% correct here. God is more awesome then DMX poorly attempting to turn a christmas carroll into a rap.

I like all types of music, and in the past have enjoyed some of DMX's "WHAT"'s and "UH-HUH"'s and such ... but I did not enjoy this. That is all.
 
2012-12-04 09:45:29 AM
Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-12-04 09:54:37 AM
I enjoyed it. I don't even care for DMX. But it was a fun little bit he did for the show. Why hate?
 
2012-12-04 09:55:06 AM
I think it could be pretty freakin' amazing spending Christmas at DMX's house.
 
2012-12-04 09:57:19 AM
grrrrrrrr Merry DMXmas, come on!

/liked it
 
2012-12-04 09:58:22 AM

busy chillin': grrrrrrrr Merry DMXmas, come on!

/liked it


WHAT?
 
2012-12-04 09:58:52 AM

rooftop235: I enjoyed it. I don't even care for DMX. But it was a fun little bit he did for the show. Why hate?


Because the internet is full of latent haters. FOREVER.
 
2012-12-04 10:05:24 AM

Gunny Highway: busy chillin': grrrrrrrr Merry DMXmas, come on!

/liked it

WHAT?


FOREVER!
 
2012-12-04 10:13:22 AM
Hes out of jail already?
 
2012-12-04 10:17:58 AM
I was waiting for the "WHAT?!?!". Left satisfied.
 
2012-12-04 10:26:31 AM
Thats 1:09 of my life I'll never get back. Thanks Subby!
 
2012-12-04 10:38:05 AM
Is that the guy that was in a movie with that dead singer vampire chick?
 
2012-12-04 10:52:27 AM
What the hell is a DMX?
 
2012-12-04 10:53:37 AM
That wasn't bad, to be honest, but was he on something?
 
2012-12-04 10:55:58 AM
I don't even like rap, but that was fun.
 
2012-12-04 10:56:47 AM
I was waiting for the 'Up in here. Up in here.' Left disappointed.
 
2012-12-04 10:58:17 AM
I used to listen to his first couple CDs so much in middle/high school. I think "It's Dark and Hell is Hot" and "And Then There Was X", dude had a unique sound and style at the time.

Here's some classic DMX for ya, although nothing wrong with people singing christmas tunes even if their voices aren't always made for singing:

DMX - Damien

Unh, Def Jam.
 
2012-12-04 10:58:57 AM

Tank_Fuzzbutt: What the hell is a DMX?


Dark Man X. From the wiki, "DMX has sold over 30 million records worldwide, making him one of the best-selling hip-hop artists of all time."

That's like, what, not just platinum but triple diamond status? He needs to get back into acting, he's fun in b-movies. He also needs to leave hos and groupies alone. They see his sperm as an 18 year annunity. I wish men would get that, about women. Especially after going through some crap like this:

"DMX was tried for rape and sodomy, sexual abuse, and unlawful imprisonment. The case was dismissed when the DNA evidence did not match his own DNA"

Biatches be lying. Men be stupid. Anybody who lies about a rape charge should go to jail, it should be one of the the highest felonies in the land.
 
2012-12-04 11:02:04 AM

Tank_Fuzzbutt: What the hell is a DMX?


oh cool, an unhipster.
 
2012-12-04 11:05:23 AM
I do not like rap.

But I thought that was pretty farking awesome.

For those of you upthread, and in the future downthread, who come in whining and biatching like scared WASP soccermoms...chill the fark out. The people were apparently having a good time and that's the point of Christmas/Yule/Your Favorite Winter Pagan Holiday Here. Joy and good nature.

You are now free to go back listening to your Perry Como Holiday Hits record.
 
2012-12-04 11:12:54 AM
Legal issues
Since becoming a public figure, DMX's multiple arrests have been for offenses including: Animal cruelty,[22] reckless driving,[23] unlicensed driving, drug possession,[24] and identity falsification.[25]
1998-99
DMX was tried for rape and sodomy, sexual abuse, and unlawful imprisonment.[26] The case was dismissed when the DNA evidence did not match his own DNA.[27]
DMX joined rappers Jay-Z, Method Man, and Redman for Jay-Z's 1999 Hard Knock Life tour, during which he was arrested for charges of a stabbing at a tour stop in Boston, Massachusetts; he was cleared of the charge (and another assault charge during the same year in his hometown of Yonkers).
DMX and his wife were arrested in 1999 after his uncle (and then manager) was accidentally shot at a hotel in New Jersey, charged with animal cruelty and possession of crack cocaine and weapons.[28] DMX successfully plea-bargained, which reduced his sentence to paying fines, probation, and community service.
When officers of the Fort Lee Police Department executed a search of his home in 1999, DMX promptly surrendered himself on weapons possession charges.[29]
2000-05
DMX served a 15-day jail sentence in 2000 for possession of marijuana.[30]
Following a concert in Buffalo, New York in March of 2000, DMX was arrested from a vehicle on New York State Route 33 in Chektowaga, New York. He was charged with aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, speeding, failure to signal, driving without a license, failure to notify the DMV of an address change, and possession of marijuana. He failed to appear at the subsequent hearing scheduled for March 21 in Cheektowaga, which lead to a warrant for his arrest. He later turned himself in, pled guilty to a reduced charge of driving without a license, and was sentenced to 15 days in jail and fined $400.
DMX served another jail sentence in 2001 for driving without a license and possession of marijuana. His appeal to reduce the sentence was denied; rather, he was charged with assault for throwing objects at prison guards. DMX entered rehab to treat his addiction to drugs in 2002.[31][32]
In June 2003, DMX was arrested for using indecent language during a performance at Saint Kitts and Nevis. The country's Information Minister alleged that a contract signed before the concert stipulated the show would be without indecent language on stage. DMX was released on $376 bail.[33]
DMX was arrested in June 2004, at the John F. Kennedy International Airport, on charges of cocaine possession, criminal impersonation, criminal possession of a weapon, criminal mischief, menacing, and driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol, while claiming to be a federal agent and attempting to carjack a vehicle.[34] He was given a conditional discharge on December 8, 2004, but pled guilty on October 25, 2005, to violating parole.[35]
DMX was sentenced to 70 days in jail on November 18, 2005, for violating parole; the lateness charge added a 10-day extension to the original 60-day sentence.[36] DMX was released early (for "good behavior") on December 30, 2005.[37]
2008-11
DMX pled guilty to charges of drug possession, theft, and animal cruelty, at a hearing on December 30, 2008; he was sentenced to ninety days in jail on January 31, 2009.[38][39]
On May 22, 2009, DMX entered a plea agreement/change of plea, and pled guilty to attempted aggravated assault.
After serving four out of six months for violating drug probation, DMX was released from jail on July 6, 2010.[40] That day, a television pilot was filmed to portray his road to recovery; however, DMX was arrested three weeks later and the pilot did not evolve into a series.
On July 27, 2010, DMX turned himself in to Los Angeles Metropolitan Court for a reckless driving charge he received in 2002. He was sentenced to serve ninety days in jail.[41][42]
DMX was arrested in Maricopa County, Arizona on November 19, 2010, on charges of violating his probation by consuming alcohol (at a performance). He served the full twelve-month jail sentence.[43] On December 20, 2010, DMX was moved to the Mental Health Unit of the Arizona State Prison,[44] and released on July 18, 2011.[45]
DMX was arrested on August 24, 2011, for speeding (recorded as 102 mph in a 65 mph zone), reckless driving, and driving with a suspended license. While DMX admitted to speeding, he claims he was driving 85 mph, not 102 mph as charged. DMX sued the Arizona police.[46]
 
2012-12-04 11:13:53 AM
I enjoyed that.

I wish I could impersonate his voice bc I'd sing it like that... FOREVER.
 
2012-12-04 11:34:59 AM

Gunny Highway: DMX is an awesome rapper and that was fun.


Exactly!
I'm gonna add this to my annual holiday song rotation

911Jenny: I enjoyed that.

I wish I could impersonate his voice bc I'd sing it like that... FOREVER.


and This too!
 
2012-12-04 11:38:44 AM

twiztedjustin: Legal issues
Since becoming a public figure, DMX's multiple arrests have been for offenses including: Animal cruelty,[22] reckless driving,[23] unlicensed driving, drug possession,[24] and identity falsification.[25]
1998-99
DMX was tried for rape and sodomy, sexual abuse, and unlawful imprisonment.[26] The case was dismissed when the DNA evidence did not match his own DNA.[27]
DMX joined rappers Jay-Z, Method Man, and Redman for Jay-Z's 1999 Hard Knock Life tour, during which he was arrested for charges of a stabbing at a tour stop in Boston, Massachusetts; he was cleared of the charge (and another assault charge during the same year in his hometown of Yonkers).
DMX and his wife were arrested in 1999 after his uncle (and then manager) was accidentally shot at a hotel in New Jersey, charged with animal cruelty and possession of crack cocaine and weapons.[28] DMX successfully plea-bargained, which reduced his sentence to paying fines, probation, and community service.
When officers of the Fort Lee Police Department executed a search of his home in 1999, DMX promptly surrendered himself on weapons possession charges.[29]
2000-05
DMX served a 15-day jail sentence in 2000 for possession of marijuana.[30]
Following a concert in Buffalo, New York in March of 2000, DMX was arrested from a vehicle on New York State Route 33 in Chektowaga, New York. He was charged with aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, speeding, failure to signal, driving without a license, failure to notify the DMV of an address change, and possession of marijuana. He failed to appear at the subsequent hearing scheduled for March 21 in Cheektowaga, which lead to a warrant for his arrest. He later turned himself in, pled guilty to a reduced charge of driving without a license, and was sentenced to 15 days in jail and fined $400.
DMX served another jail sentence in 2001 for driving without a license and possession of marijuana. His appeal to reduce the sentence was denied; rather, he was cha ...


All those dismissed charges, and plea bargains (over white folks' beloved mary jane) and traffic stops which yield charges for bullshiat which couldn't possibly have led to the initial stop in the first place.... yeah, DMX is a real criminal (roll eyes).

Where's the NRA to defend DMX's right to bear arms?
 
2012-12-04 11:42:41 AM
Vid didn't load for me. Was there copious barking between lyrics?
 
2012-12-04 11:54:40 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: All those dismissed charges, and plea bargains (over white folks' beloved mary jane) and traffic stops which yield charges for bullshiat which couldn't possibly have led to the initial stop in the first place.... yeah, DMX is a real criminal (roll eyes).



He IS an animal abuser, which, IMNSHO, makes him not only a criminal, but a real piece of shiat:


DMX gets 90 days in jail for animal cruelty, possession

On top of the straight up neglect and cruelty, maggots like him are the reason Pit bulls have a bad rep and are unadoptable and executed every single day.

Fu(k him.

/Like Blood of my Blood
//Hate him
 
2012-12-04 12:29:30 PM

FarkinHostile: ExperianScaresCthulhu: All those dismissed charges, and plea bargains (over white folks' beloved mary jane) and traffic stops which yield charges for bullshiat which couldn't possibly have led to the initial stop in the first place.... yeah, DMX is a real criminal (roll eyes).


He IS an animal abuser, which, IMNSHO, makes him not only a criminal, but a real piece of shiat:

DMX gets 90 days in jail for animal cruelty, possession

On top of the straight up neglect and cruelty, maggots like him are the reason Pit bulls have a bad rep and are unadoptable and executed every single day.

Fu(k him.

/Like Blood of my Blood
//Hate him


Sounds like a dog fighting ring got busted. Neither the article, nor the linkback explained what led to the investigation, or how long the investigation occurred before they went in and seized the dogs. Yes, dog fighters need their asses kicked, even if it is woven deeply into the culture of the Southwest (as DMX got busted in Arizona).

Yes, the list of charges against him which are later dismissed or dropped to something innocuous is suspect. Yes, the list of arrests which amount to 'Driving While Black' or worse 'Passengering While Black' are also suspect.

No, he shouldn't have treated his dogs like dog fighters (and fox hunters) treat their dogs: possessions instead of pack members.

He still needs to get back into b-movies and leave groupies (and drugs) alone.
 
2012-12-04 12:47:23 PM
In related news, NWA is reuniting for a holiday album called, "I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas".
 
2012-12-04 12:51:58 PM
You know what's even more awesome? Not having to endure this useless waste of human garbage.
 
2012-12-04 12:52:37 PM
You People really should stop pandering to Those People.

It's embarrassing to see. It's like watching someone do something incredibly foolish and self demeaning on a sitcom, and you can't help but feel their shame.

Yours Truly,

Us People who have talent, common sense and self respect

/waiting for the bannination
//don't care
 
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