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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)   Tennessee woman files false rape report because "the sex was bad"   (newschannel5.com) divider line 42
    More: Asinine, Tennessee Woman, Clarksville, Infraction  
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2012-12-04 01:07:45 AM  
5 votes:

*scans headline*

25.media.tumblr.com
"So....This is *truly* illegitimate this time?"
2012-12-04 06:40:39 AM  
3 votes:
Is she one of those fat round chicks with no boobs?
They don't like anything.
2012-12-04 06:24:49 AM  
3 votes:
wtvf.images.worldnow.com 

www.platformnation.com
2012-12-04 01:07:39 AM  
3 votes:
If that guy wasn't embarrassed before...
2012-12-04 12:35:34 AM  
3 votes:
Maybe prison would have been good for him. He was clearly desperate for a relationship.
2012-12-03 11:34:30 PM  
3 votes:
wtvf.images.worldnow.com
I'd counter-accuse her of rape rather than admit to willingly bed her. Is, too, funny, Bathia.
2012-12-04 11:44:25 AM  
2 votes:
The sex was not that good...
t3.gstatic.com
2012-12-04 08:28:21 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Exception Collection: AverageAmericanGuy: A key that opens every lock is a master key.

A lock that opens to every key is a shiatty lock.

That's not rape-culture. That's science.

And your joke, right there, *is* rape culture.

I've seen the light. I'll never use a key again.


As you shouldn't, inserting a key into a lock is a penetrative act, and symbolic of the patriarchy, you really should replace everything with keyless entry, or just leave things unlocked, if you leave something unlocked it is in no way your fault that your shiat gets stolen, you weren't asking for it. But either way, never violate a lock with a key again.
2012-12-04 04:56:06 AM  
2 votes:
I had never heard of Meetme.com until I had read the story about the guy who murdered the girl he had met through the site yesterday. And now there's this story.

I think I'll stick to OKCupid.
2012-12-04 06:51:26 PM  
1 votes:

Witness99: If a man does not contribute anything more than his orgasm....what use is he? We have all these douchebags on fark that judge women's looks (knees too sharp, do not want, etc).

As if those women would even have you. Look, women have taken the lead on income and education. If your fat, lazy, sorry ass ever gets laid again thank your lucky stars, STUDMAN69.

Society is all farked up right now. Women are shouldering the majority of the burden. These mediocre Internet guys who biatch about the price of sex these days.....wise up douchebags. What do YOU bring to the table? Not more than I do, so shut the fark up about your dick and it's needs. We don't care. How are you going to contribute? This is a warning. You are quickly falling off the radar.

end rant
Back to your video games and porn


I notice you failed to include a profile pic with that whine. I'm betting most of us wouldn't fark you with a stolen dick. Now get back to shouldering the majority of the burden and go make me a sammich.
2012-12-04 06:03:27 PM  
1 votes:

Aunt Crabby: JesusJuice: I never said the police shouldn't investigate crimes, only that it's okay to withhold sympathy and find fault with 'victims' who put themselves in compromising situations.

It must be nice to be perfect. I can't make you feel sympathy, but I know lots of people who sometimes make bad choices. I agree that education may help people make better choices, but I can still empathize with victims who have human failings. The problem with blaming the victim is that is gives you a false sense of security and sets the victims up as a sort of "other" less deserving type or person. The untying logic is that bad things only happen to bad people, and if a person is good enough and never makes mistakes he or she will be safe. That may make you feel better, but it isn't true.


You can't see the forest for the trees. By ostracizing those who make poor decisions, society incentivizes good decisions. People who do stupid shiat should be considered "other", cut off from and with reduced influence upon society at large. Their personal discomfort with this is secondary to the benefit we all get from seeing the negative consequences of poor behavior.
2012-12-04 06:03:14 PM  
1 votes:
i1172.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 01:11:16 PM  
1 votes:
The My Little Pony Killer Smartest
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2012-12-04 01:07:33 PM


This is the thread where Men's Rights Activists hold up this single case as absolute proof that all women are liars and whores, correct?




No, it's the thread that gets raped by by people with their panties in a wad about vague societal attitudes and "cultures".
2012-12-04 11:48:54 AM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
"Call it half cuddle, half rape."
2012-12-04 11:47:57 AM  
1 votes:

freewill: RobSeace: r two women?

Then it's just plain hot, and it needs to be filmed!

Non-consensual girl-on-girl action seems like an unexplored genre of pornography.


New to the Internet, huh?

Lesbian rape porn is pretty tame and common compared to some of the stuff out there.

//yeah, I need to stay off 4chan
2012-12-04 11:15:54 AM  
1 votes:
This can't be right. When ladies say they've been raped, it's 100% true all the time, every time. No way would they lie!
2012-12-04 10:56:17 AM  
1 votes:
www.dudelol.com
2012-12-04 09:02:58 AM  
1 votes:
Isn't a "rape culture" what's left in the petri dish when one is finished?
2012-12-04 08:58:03 AM  
1 votes:
Btw, I'm very anti-rape.....

/gave the wife horrible sexy-time last night....
//she asked "Who do you think your going to please with THAT?"
///Me!!!!
2012-12-04 08:51:41 AM  
1 votes:
2012-12-04 08:17:16 AM  
1 votes:

ChuDogg: Fasely accusing of rape should be a sex offense. People should be able to look offenders up by name or facial recognition and see if they have falsely accused someone before so they can know to avoid them and take precautionary measures when around them.


Rape is a crime where the accused is guilty until proven slightly less guilty.
2012-12-04 08:01:58 AM  
1 votes:

Exception Collection: ... when I'm strung out on caffiene, haven't had any of my nightly medicines, and have been awake for 25 hours and at work for 21.5 hours? Nope, my memory's shot. What I can tell you is that the jokes are common on Fetlife (a social networking site for those of us that are kinky). They're common in locker rooms (Unless boys have changed in the last 15 years or so). They're common in comments about news regarding rape, like the "legitimate rape" threads.


Today I learned that 4chan is the same as society as a whole.
2012-12-04 08:00:07 AM  
1 votes:
Oh my god, how can I possibly be the only one sensitive and enlightened enough to feel uncomfortable talking about rape? Look at all of you talking about rape- they're right, it's a Rape Culture. Hey, ladies- for the record, I oppose rape. It's just too rapey for me. I only like consensual sex wherein I go down for 30 minutes so you can finish thinking about your bills, finally get aroused, and sort of enjoy it. And then I go into the restroom and ejaculate in the toilet as god intended. I enjoy long walks on the beach and white knighting in threads.

Look, rape culture is real but if anyone can't tell within 5 minutes which meat-headed idiots think of a woman as an object and which ones are intelligent and rational people, I don't know how to correct that. It's silly to call someone out for supporting rape culture simply because he pointed out that while not every man is of high character, not every woman is either. Some are opportunistic scumbags exactly like the rapists themselves. They have different motives, but the same complete lack of interest in the consequences of their actions exists. We can start solving social problems as soon as we stop deifying one gender and demonizing the other. We all pretty much suck a bit.
2012-12-04 07:56:32 AM  
1 votes:
The whole world now knows he had sex with her. Isn't that punishment enough?
2012-12-04 07:46:48 AM  
1 votes:

untaken_name: HindiDiscoMonster: Exception Collection: ks1415: Exception Collection is my hero for the night. Everyone else can fark off back to reddit. One forum full of rape apologists was enough, thank you very much.

Heh. Rape and consent issues are of huge importance to me - not because I've been raped (though with my luck I expect that to happen one day), but because others have. And the issue of false accusations is a very real issue; a friend of mine is writing back and forth to an old friend she wants to start dating - but can't, because he (supposedly, I don't know all the facts) was thrown in prison on nothing more than three "eyewitnesses" and a "bad" alibi. (The alibi was by the the current girlfriend, aka the victim's mother; supposedly her (adult) daughter had propositioned him and was turned down, so she and some friends that disliked him perjured themselves. That's what my friend says, at least. I'm not sure what to believe.)

Consent is critical to any relationship.

it's going to get to the point that men are going to have to require a legal document "Consent for Sexual Activity" signed in triplicate and notarized before they are going to take the risk just for CYA purposes.

Didn't "Amazon Women on the Moon" address this very point? Or was it "Kentucky Fried Movie"?


damn... I thought it was just a good idea... I haven't seen either of those. I guess I have to now.
2012-12-04 07:30:02 AM  
1 votes:

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Exception Collection: We have a culture that supports rape jokes

Really? I can't remember the last time I heard a good rape joke. Care to share one?


A black guy, a basketball player and a rapist walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hi, Kobe!" 

/thats all i got
2012-12-04 07:21:16 AM  
1 votes:
They could have at least done this poor man the courtesy of blurring her image on TV. Yeesh...
2012-12-04 07:20:32 AM  
1 votes:

Exception Collection:

As for the mention of assault, or of murder - No, I'd count those as "violent" culture. Rape is in a special little corner, though, because it's not just about injuring the victim - it's about destroying them.


Well, let me take a poll of rape victims, and a poll of murder victims, and find out how destroyed they respectively feel.
2012-12-04 06:32:09 AM  
1 votes:

ingineervt: "A girl once told a bunch of people that I raped her because I turned her down for sex. She later admitted to lying, but it still followed me for years."

Is your name Joseph?


No, in his case she claimed God raped her.
2012-12-04 06:21:43 AM  
1 votes:

ks1415: I'm impressed at the focus on what's important in here: Everything is women's fault. Rape culture occurs because of false rape accusations, preventing false rape accusations is more important than allowing rape victims to come forward, people like this complicate the definition rape and consequently make rapists more sympathetic (though anyone who suggests there's male-driven rape culture is just wrong because we all totally know rape is bad)...just really impressive.

Exception Collection is my hero for the night. Everyone else can fark off back to reddit. One forum full of rape apologists was enough, thank you very much.


No, you're right. Her decision to file a false rape report was obviously some man's fault.
2012-12-04 06:02:46 AM  
1 votes:
I'd plea guilty on the condition that people don't find out I slept with THAT
HBK
2012-12-04 05:09:43 AM  
1 votes:

Exception Collection: AverageAmericanGuy: A key that opens every lock is a master key.

A lock that opens to every key is a shiatty lock.

That's not rape-culture. That's science.

Hate to break it to you, but what you have isn't a key, though I can see how you might have mistaken it for one. And your joke, right there, *is* rape culture.


EVERYTHING IS RAPE CULTURE~~!!! WHY CAN'T YOU ALL SEE THAT!!!!

/It's like I'm the only one who sees all the rape!
2012-12-04 05:07:12 AM  
1 votes:

ExcaliburPrime111: the guy could have easily had weeks, months, or even years (if he was convicted) ruined with dealing with this case, not to mention expenses in hiring a lawyer, adverse impact to his reputation and/or job prospects, etc.

Best to wait till marriage


Wait, isn't that what you were describing already?
2012-12-04 05:01:08 AM  
1 votes:
I'm impressed at the focus on what's important in here: Everything is women's fault. Rape culture occurs because of false rape accusations, preventing false rape accusations is more important than allowing rape victims to come forward, people like this complicate the definition rape and consequently make rapists more sympathetic (though anyone who suggests there's male-driven rape culture is just wrong because we all totally know rape is bad)...just really impressive.

Exception Collection is my hero for the night. Everyone else can fark off back to reddit. One forum full of rape apologists was enough, thank you very much.
2012-12-04 04:51:45 AM  
1 votes:
Well, this man has been accused of things twice. Once was rape. The other was poor sexual performance. He should be able to put contrary testimony on the local news.
2012-12-04 04:44:45 AM  
1 votes:

Exception Collection: AverageAmericanGuy: A key that opens every lock is a master key.

A lock that opens to every key is a shiatty lock.

That's not rape-culture. That's science.

And your joke, right there, *is* rape culture.


I've seen the light. I'll never use a key again.
2012-12-04 04:33:49 AM  
1 votes:

Exception Collection: AverageAmericanGuy: Exception Collection: Rape culture still exists

Not where I'm at. Everyone around here is pretty anti-rape.

Anti-rape, yes. Anti-things-that-support-rape, probably not. Victim blaming, ostracization of those that have been victimized, attacks on women as "sluts" while men that get laid often are "studs"... those are all part of rape culture.

/My god, I'm turning into a feminist.
//As long as I don't turn into a RadFem I think I'll be OK.


A key that opens every lock is a master key.

A lock that opens to every key is a shiatty lock.

That's not rape-culture. That's science.
2012-12-04 04:28:39 AM  
1 votes:
Well fellas, there you have it. Put some effort into it next time... it pays off in more ways than one, apparently.
2012-12-04 01:52:52 AM  
1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Nothing remotely amusing about this, submitter. Not only does this make it more difficult for women who have been sexually assaulted, but she false accused an innocent man of a crime that could have very well ruined his life had she not admitted lying.


This.

There is nothing amusing about this, at all. Not only did she ruin the life of a man who is innocent, by her own admission, she has furthered the rape culture which makes women unlikely to come forward and admit they were actually raped.
2012-12-04 01:38:18 AM  
1 votes:

namatad: Lorelle: Bathia_Mapes: Nothing remotely amusing about this, submitter. Not only does this make it more difficult for women who have been sexually assaulted, but she false accused an innocent man of a crime that could have very well ruined his life had she not admitted lying.

This. I hate women who do this sort of thing.

should be a felony
and should have a pretty big penalty attached to it ...

on the other hand, if the penalty is TOO large, then the women who file false reports might be LESS likely to admit they lied in the first place ....

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe death penalty ....
that would put the FEAR of filing a false rape charge in the first place

sigh
at least the cops did their jobs and charged her


The problem is proving a false report as opposed to one you can't prove. Rape culture still exists, and women are still afraid to acknowledge when they've been raped for fear that they won't be believed.
2012-12-04 12:15:28 AM  
1 votes:
A deliberately false claim of rape should result in a jail sentence for the accuser exactly equivalent to what the accused would have potentially served.
2012-12-03 11:28:50 PM  
1 votes:
Nothing remotely amusing about this, submitter. Not only does this make it more difficult for women who have been sexually assaulted, but she false accused an innocent man of a crime that could have very well ruined his life had she not admitted lying.
 
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