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(Omaha World Herald)   Protip: After stealing a car and robbing a bank, don't make Youtube video saying that you stole a car and robbed a bank because the government took your baby. And lastly, if you do all this, next time don't put the video to music by Green Day   ( divider line
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2012-12-03 09:28:51 PM  
4 votes:
She chose the wrong song for the video. Should have gone with American Idiot.
2012-12-04 12:36:36 AM  
2 votes:

Abacus9: I hope she had the time of her life?

Good try, but next time go with something unpredictable.
2012-12-04 12:05:42 PM  
1 vote:

Wolf892: Her deviant art bio makes me sad...tragic story...

Hannah Smotherman-Sabata
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art

United States

Completly self-taught in art and I take pride in it. I am not a "fake" artist. I will not take classes, not because of pride, but because I don't need them. Art is an expression, and I don't need anyone to tell me how to express myself. Anway, born and raised in Nebraska, USA, and I have certainly have been through a lot. Plenty of youth mental and behavioral institutions for the stupidest things. I attempted suicide at 14 and got locked up for it. I went to Boys Town and ran away. Wandered around Omaha in the snow for a while when someone finally allowed me to stay with them and I lost my virginity to rape. Yes, rape. Big black dick. A few months later after I started sleeping around, I contracted HIV. (I was 17 years old.) The douchebag who gave me the disease is PATRICK FONFARA. He's 11 years older than me and works at carnivals. I learned me lesson: don't sleep around. I later found my husband Cory. He knew I had HIV because I don't hide my status from anyone like Douchbag Pat. We later got married and I got pregnant. A month after I got pregnant he got sent to prison. While he was away, I had my son, Augustus Earl, HE IS HIV NEGATIVE HALLELUJAH! but regardless I got him taken away for neglect even though I never got to take him home and I got charged in the hospital for it....because I stopped taking my HIV meds during my 7th month. Call it neglect but women who have abortions don't get charged with murder. Also womenn smoke and drink during their pregnancies and don't get charged for abuse. Plus, legally, the fetus isn't even a farking baby yet. Not that I don't care about my son OH MY GOD getting him taken away has been the worst thing that has ever happened to me and the fact that it was for a bullshiat reason farking makes it worse. And people wonder why I'm so bitter towards The Government. Like, there's kids ACTUALLY being abuse ...

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2012-12-04 11:28:30 AM  
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2012-12-04 06:43:57 AM  
1 vote:
At first I was like..
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2012-12-04 01:39:43 AM  
1 vote:
Okay, I'm gonna admit something really stupid.

While I was reading the headline....until I got to Green Day was thinking Black person. Soon as I saw green Day...White
2012-12-04 01:38:52 AM  
1 vote:
From The deviant Art profile - suicide attempt at 14. Deflowered by a rapist, infected with aids by a carnie, impregnated by a criminal who ended up in prison, baby taken from her immediately after giving birth because her AIDS meds made her sick during the pregnancy and she stopped taking them.

Who could have possibly predicted that she would end up stealing a car and robbing a bank?
2012-12-04 01:06:16 AM  
1 vote:
She's a
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2012-12-04 12:31:08 AM  
1 vote:
That's a lot to remember, subby.
2012-12-04 12:30:51 AM  
1 vote:
Do you have the time to listen to her whine about nothing and everything all at once?
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