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(Omaha World Herald)   Protip: After stealing a car and robbing a bank, don't make Youtube video saying that you stole a car and robbed a bank because the government took your baby. And lastly, if you do all this, next time don't put the video to music by Green Day   (omaha.com) divider line 9
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2012-12-04 01:39:43 AM
2 votes:
Okay, I'm gonna admit something really stupid.

While I was reading the headline....until I got to Green Day was thinking Black person. Soon as I saw green Day...White
2012-12-04 01:38:52 AM
2 votes:
From The deviant Art profile - suicide attempt at 14. Deflowered by a rapist, infected with aids by a carnie, impregnated by a criminal who ended up in prison, baby taken from her immediately after giving birth because her AIDS meds made her sick during the pregnancy and she stopped taking them.

Who could have possibly predicted that she would end up stealing a car and robbing a bank?
2012-12-04 12:39:09 AM
2 votes:
Rarely do I say this, but I think the gov't made the right call on this one.
2012-12-03 09:12:33 PM
2 votes:
The girl is obviously mentally ill. Sure she deserves to go to prison for taking other people's stuff, but her mental health issues will probably never be addressed.

I'm sure this is all a surprise to her family, they thought she was perfectly fine.

/They have banks in Nebraska?
/and cars?
2012-12-04 11:49:05 AM
1 votes:

D_Evans45: That Guy...From That Show!: Yup, it makes no sense at all. Why send criminals to criminal school so they can network?


Over a decade ago, the Portugese stopped imprisoning drug offenders, and started to actually try and help them with their problems. Barely 11 years later, hard drug use throughout the entire country fell by half. Source: Forbes


That's hard drugs, which are waaaaay farking addictive. Imagine if we started helping people with non-addictive problems (petty criminals), I can only imagine the success rates would be even more hopeful.

/Cant believe they got half their hard drug users off drugs in one fell swoop like that
//Unfarkingbelievable


So much THIS.

But it'll NEVER happen in this country, because we believe in a patriarchal/ matriarchal society that prefers to 'teach people a lesson.' As opposed to helping others with serious problems so they don't end up in our clusterfark, recidivist incarceration system.
2012-12-04 02:17:11 AM
1 votes:
I don't often think this sort of thing, but really at this point anything she learns while incarcerated is a net gain. Issues aside she is as dumb as a post.

I'm not saying that she's not saying some truth there, but to everyone caught up in her story, I cannot wonder if her her myriad of disorders if pathological liar is not among the list. It's in the mix of psychopathic traits of which she seems to exhibit more few.
2012-12-04 02:10:18 AM
1 votes:

That Guy...From That Show!: Yup, it makes no sense at all. Why send criminals to criminal school so they can network?



Over a decade ago, the Portugese stopped imprisoning drug offenders, and started to actually try and help them with their problems. Barely 11 years later, hard drug use throughout the entire country fell by half. Source: Forbes


That's hard drugs, which are waaaaay farking addictive. Imagine if we started helping people with non-addictive problems (petty criminals), I can only imagine the success rates would be even more hopeful.

/Cant believe they got half their hard drug users off drugs in one fell swoop like that
//Unfarkingbelievable
2012-12-04 12:27:50 AM
1 votes:
Honey, jail isn't nearly as fun as it looks on TV.
2012-12-03 09:28:51 PM
1 votes:
She chose the wrong song for the video. Should have gone with American Idiot.
 
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