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(Omaha World Herald)   Protip: After stealing a car and robbing a bank, don't make Youtube video saying that you stole a car and robbed a bank because the government took your baby. And lastly, if you do all this, next time don't put the video to music by Green Day   (omaha.com) divider line 59
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2012-12-03 09:12:33 PM
The girl is obviously mentally ill. Sure she deserves to go to prison for taking other people's stuff, but her mental health issues will probably never be addressed.

I'm sure this is all a surprise to her family, they thought she was perfectly fine.

/They have banks in Nebraska?
/and cars?
 
2012-12-03 09:28:51 PM
She chose the wrong song for the video. Should have gone with American Idiot.
 
2012-12-04 12:27:50 AM
Honey, jail isn't nearly as fun as it looks on TV.
 
2012-12-04 12:30:51 AM
Do you have the time to listen to her whine about nothing and everything all at once?
 
2012-12-04 12:31:08 AM
That's a lot to remember, subby.
 
2012-12-04 12:32:10 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: That's a lot to remember, subby.


Also, if you're dumb enough to steal a pig statue from a restaurant, don't be dumb enough to pose for pictures with it.
 
2012-12-04 12:33:11 AM
I hope she had the time of her life?
 
2012-12-04 12:34:54 AM
all things considered, the buffet at the truck stop in york is pretty good
 
2012-12-04 12:36:36 AM

Abacus9: I hope she had the time of her life?


Good try, but next time go with something unpredictable.
 
2012-12-04 12:39:09 AM
Rarely do I say this, but I think the gov't made the right call on this one.
 
2012-12-04 12:42:48 AM
Heck, Tom Jones song...It's Not Unusual......would work.....
 
2012-12-04 12:47:55 AM

Gyrfalcon: Honey, jail isn't nearly as fun as it looks on TV.


Specifically Cinemax.
 
2012-12-04 12:52:14 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 01:06:16 AM
She's a
lh5.ggpht.com
 
2012-12-04 01:08:51 AM
Girl does have some serious issues but someone put it in there anyway

i1087.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:10:44 AM
I can't decide if she would have went with "Time of your Life" it would be like a hipster wearing a trucker cap, or if that would have been just a too easy choice.

/ Green Day can probably life another 100 years based on royalities from that song and season finales of TV shows
 
2012-12-04 01:14:27 AM

feckingmorons: The girl is obviously mentally ill. Sure she deserves to go to prison for taking other people's stuff, but her mental health issues will probably never be addressed.



Hey now, this is the United States. We don't rehabilitate our criminals, we pen them up with like-minded degenerates in a gang environment and expect them to become better.

/Better at building mucsles and concealing knives for crude stabbings
 
2012-12-04 01:18:35 AM

kcoombs69:


Came for this. Leaving happy.
 
2012-12-04 01:18:59 AM
I am not going to jump in with the diagnoses, though she nearly has the gingival smile of the narcissist. Rage makes a person look nuts. She seems to have plenty of rage.
 
2012-12-04 01:21:02 AM
Her DeviantArt page is a lot of what you might expect (some NSFW). Sad story though -- she's completely checked out. Hope she gets the help she needs...
 
2012-12-04 01:25:05 AM

D_Evans45: feckingmorons: The girl is obviously mentally ill. Sure she deserves to go to prison for taking other people's stuff, but her mental health issues will probably never be addressed.


Hey now, this is the United States. We don't rehabilitate our criminals, we pen them up with like-minded degenerates in a gang environment and expect them to become better.

/Better at building mucsles and concealing knives for crude stabbings


Yup, it makes no sense at all. Why send criminals to criminal school so they can network?

I actually do feel for the girl, and the kid, and anyone else effected. From her art again, this isn't just some wacky pot smoking girl, something is serious wrong in her head.

(she painted this when her boyfriend broke up with her)

i30.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:26:14 AM
Dear moms.

Please tell your little girls that "Oh em Gee, everybody totally wants to put it IN me, so, what UVER!" isn't an "attitude", it's a personality disorder.

And that they might have to develop a conscience at some point. Lest their pussy pass gets cancelled by some old man in a robe.

Seriously.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:32 AM
That being said, my guess is BPD.
 
2012-12-04 01:38:52 AM
From The deviant Art profile - suicide attempt at 14. Deflowered by a rapist, infected with aids by a carnie, impregnated by a criminal who ended up in prison, baby taken from her immediately after giving birth because her AIDS meds made her sick during the pregnancy and she stopped taking them.

Who could have possibly predicted that she would end up stealing a car and robbing a bank?
 
2012-12-04 01:39:43 AM
Okay, I'm gonna admit something really stupid.

While I was reading the headline....until I got to Green Day was thinking Black person. Soon as I saw green Day...White
 
2012-12-04 01:44:18 AM
Where's the video?
 
2012-12-04 01:48:13 AM

lelio: I can't decide if she would have went with "Time of your Life" it would be like a hipster wearing a trucker cap, or if that would have been just a too easy choice.

/ Green Day can probably life another 100 years based on royalities from that song and season finales of TV shows


...And the irony is that most people don't seem to know what the song is about. The actual title is "Good Riddance"...
 
2012-12-04 02:00:15 AM
pfffft...Good Riddance
 
2012-12-04 02:01:32 AM

Abacus9: lelio: I can't decide if she would have went with "Time of your Life" it would be like a hipster wearing a trucker cap, or if that would have been just a too easy choice.

/ Green Day can probably life another 100 years based on royalities from that song and season finales of TV shows

...And the irony is that most people don't seem to know what the song is about. The actual title is "Good Riddance"...



Shaking impotent internet fist
 
2012-12-04 02:10:18 AM

That Guy...From That Show!: Yup, it makes no sense at all. Why send criminals to criminal school so they can network?



Over a decade ago, the Portugese stopped imprisoning drug offenders, and started to actually try and help them with their problems. Barely 11 years later, hard drug use throughout the entire country fell by half. Source: Forbes


That's hard drugs, which are waaaaay farking addictive. Imagine if we started helping people with non-addictive problems (petty criminals), I can only imagine the success rates would be even more hopeful.

/Cant believe they got half their hard drug users off drugs in one fell swoop like that
//Unfarkingbelievable
 
2012-12-04 02:13:39 AM

Lysol_Please: Abacus9: lelio: I can't decide if she would have went with "Time of your Life" it would be like a hipster wearing a trucker cap, or if that would have been just a too easy choice.

/ Green Day can probably life another 100 years based on royalities from that song and season finales of TV shows

...And the irony is that most people don't seem to know what the song is about. The actual title is "Good Riddance"...


Shaking impotent internet fist


Don't feel too bad, I couldn't think of any other Green Day songs that would fit this.
 
HBK
2012-12-04 02:16:45 AM
I wonder if she knows I think she's crazy.
 
2012-12-04 02:17:11 AM
I don't often think this sort of thing, but really at this point anything she learns while incarcerated is a net gain. Issues aside she is as dumb as a post.

I'm not saying that she's not saying some truth there, but to everyone caught up in her story, I cannot wonder if her her myriad of disorders if pathological liar is not among the list. It's in the mix of psychopathic traits of which she seems to exhibit more few.
 
2012-12-04 02:26:13 AM
I am happy to brag that my state (Arkansas) is on the ball with drug treatment and rehab. We have five minimum security units designed to reduce offenders sentences to nine months by successfully completing a nine month rehab program. The offenders have counselors for one on one sessions and group sessions, as well as mental health professionals to help them deal with their problems and addictions. We help them find housing, jobs, and help them get into college. We are also very, very good at what we do, with a 12 percent recividism rate. The pay is shiat, the benefits are shiat, and the hours are shiat, but it is a job that I am proud of. Good people dont need lock up to fix their problems. They just need help. I hope this trend continues.
 
2012-12-04 02:26:42 AM

fst_creeper: I'm not saying that she's not saying some truth there, but to everyone caught up in her story, I cannot wonder if her her myriad of disorders if pathological liar is not among the list. It's in the mix of psychopathic traits of which she seems to exhibit more few.



So if she made a couple of those up? Even if you crossed off half of that list as imaginary , that girl is still pretty f*cked just from what we legitimately know about her. She needs some serious help. Hopefully they can turn her around; Ive seen some pretty messed up people make some amazing turnarounds in my own life.

/She'll need a little extra something, all those farking issues...
 
2012-12-04 02:33:27 AM

I got all my sisters with me: I am happy to brag that my state (Arkansas) is on the ball with drug treatment and rehab. We have five minimum security units designed to reduce offenders sentences to nine months by successfully completing a nine month rehab program. The offenders have counselors for one on one sessions and group sessions, as well as mental health professionals to help them deal with their problems and addictions. We help them find housing, jobs, and help them get into college. We are also very, very good at what we do, with a 12 percent recividism rate. The pay is shiat, the benefits are shiat, and the hours are shiat, but it is a job that I am proud of. Good people dont need lock up to fix their problems. They just need help. I hope this trend continues.



This is awesome to hear. Substance abuse counseling is a civic service compared to say, factory workers like myself, or most jobs really. Thanks for helping the broken people.
 
2012-12-04 02:33:27 AM

fst_creeper: I don't often think this sort of thing, but really at this point anything she learns while incarcerated is a net gain. Issues aside she is as dumb as a post.

I'm not saying that she's not saying some truth there, but to everyone caught up in her story, I cannot wonder if her her myriad of disorders if pathological liar is not among the list. It's in the mix of psychopathic traits of which she seems to exhibit more few.


I don't get caught up in her story and yet that doesn't change the situation that she was extremely disturbed at a young age and what she's doing with her art, what she says, and the video are all consistent with her being extremely disturbed.

The likelyhood that much of her story is delusional fantasy (in fact, when repeated it becomes real for a person) doesn't make what's going on with her any less truthful. If fact, it supports it. She needs help and thank goodness she just robbed a bank instead of burning houses down so I give her credit for restraint. If she was stupid AND crazy things could have gone a lot worse.
 
2012-12-04 02:41:32 AM

D_Evans45: civic service



Hmm, wrong term there. Those who greatly benefit mankind...
 
2012-12-04 02:58:44 AM
Yeah, something along the spectrum of borderline personality disorder wouldn't surprise me. There seems to be a fair amount of overlap between many of the profiles of personality disorders. I wonder if this episode will have any effect on the going rates for her artwork.
 
2012-12-04 03:16:48 AM

Since i heard about her, i've been digging into her life..theres a lot of info out there (All those post you make are forever i guess..) her youtube account has 6 vids, they are sad. Her witch membership is still good (?) but she has not been on in a year..and her FB friends are of the opinion that jails the place for her..

Link

The three videos of her and her "friends" are interesting..good enough for the indie film of her story.. 

And she has a raging drug problem..who'da guess?
 
2012-12-04 03:54:41 AM
I kinda figured it would be a Minority, turns out is was just a Basket Case.
 
2012-12-04 04:44:45 AM
The borderline profile never was clear to me before, but upon reflection I think I know one of these. The key point seems to be an oscillating and extreme view of others, if I am copping the drift. . .
 
2012-12-04 05:11:58 AM
somehow this seems oddly appropriate

good on you, crazy lady

have fun in tecumseh
 
2012-12-04 06:28:37 AM
Wise_Guy:

Rarely do I say this, but I think the gov't made the right call on this one.

Um, this.

Maybe she should have admitted herself to a mental ward instead. As it is this is a great advertisement for assisted suicide on demand.
 
2012-12-04 06:29:47 AM
lelio:

I can't decide if she would have went with "Time of your Life" it would be like a hipster wearing a trucker cap, or if that would have been just a too easy choice.

/ Green Day can probably life another 100 years based on royalities from that song and season finales of TV shows


What's a Green Day?
 
2012-12-04 06:31:39 AM

D_Evans45: feckingmorons:


The girl is obviously mentally ill. Sure she deserves to go to prison for taking other people's stuff, but her mental health issues will probably never be addressed.

Hey now, this is the United States. We don't rehabilitate our criminals, we pen them up with like-minded degenerates in a gang environment and expect them to become better.

/Better at building mucsles and concealing knives for crude stabbings


We should euthanize some instead. Like this one. There has to be something to rehabilitate.
 
2012-12-04 06:41:01 AM
I believe her story. I knew people like that. And whatever's wrong with her I'll bet she's hot in the sack, but I'd definitely wear a condom. Do they make whole-body condoms?
 
2012-12-04 06:43:57 AM
At first I was like..
www.down4sound.com

But then I...
www.ketv.com 
byt.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-12-04 06:51:00 AM
The One True TheDavid:

I believe her story. I knew people like that. And whatever's wrong with her I'll bet she's hot in the sack, but I'd definitely wear a condom. Do they make whole-body condoms?

Why yes, I have been drinking all night. Why do you ask?
 
2012-12-04 06:52:26 AM

Abacus9: lelio: I can't decide if she would have went with "Time of your Life" it would be like a hipster wearing a trucker cap, or if that would have been just a too easy choice.

/ Green Day can probably life another 100 years based on royalities from that song and season finales of TV shows

...And the irony is that most people don't seem to know what the song is about. The actual title is "Good Riddance"...


Actually, everyone but your mom knows that.
 
2012-12-04 07:18:26 AM
She looks like a broke ass Cyndi Lauper
 
2012-12-04 08:17:59 AM
Probably for the best. She can sit in jail serving her mandatory time and draw all she wants without having to worry about getting knocked up by carnies.
 
2012-12-04 09:21:29 AM
Hyphenated last name? check. It figures.
 
2012-12-04 09:36:08 AM
Hannah Sabata, 19, of Stromsburg, Neb., was arrested Wednesday

I thought she was on "Two & A Half Men" now?

It's so sad when these former Disney Channel stars bottom out.
 
2012-12-04 10:36:46 AM
If she has debt due to student loans, the assumption would be that she was educated and had to pay for that. Maybe she is the one that actually got robbed.
 
2012-12-04 11:28:30 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-12-04 11:49:05 AM

D_Evans45: That Guy...From That Show!: Yup, it makes no sense at all. Why send criminals to criminal school so they can network?


Over a decade ago, the Portugese stopped imprisoning drug offenders, and started to actually try and help them with their problems. Barely 11 years later, hard drug use throughout the entire country fell by half. Source: Forbes


That's hard drugs, which are waaaaay farking addictive. Imagine if we started helping people with non-addictive problems (petty criminals), I can only imagine the success rates would be even more hopeful.

/Cant believe they got half their hard drug users off drugs in one fell swoop like that
//Unfarkingbelievable


So much THIS.

But it'll NEVER happen in this country, because we believe in a patriarchal/ matriarchal society that prefers to 'teach people a lesson.' As opposed to helping others with serious problems so they don't end up in our clusterfark, recidivist incarceration system.
 
2012-12-04 12:05:42 PM

Wolf892: Her deviant art bio makes me sad...tragic story...

Hannah Smotherman-Sabata
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art

United States

Completly self-taught in art and I take pride in it. I am not a "fake" artist. I will not take classes, not because of pride, but because I don't need them. Art is an expression, and I don't need anyone to tell me how to express myself. Anway, born and raised in Nebraska, USA, and I have certainly have been through a lot. Plenty of youth mental and behavioral institutions for the stupidest things. I attempted suicide at 14 and got locked up for it. I went to Boys Town and ran away. Wandered around Omaha in the snow for a while when someone finally allowed me to stay with them and I lost my virginity to rape. Yes, rape. Big black dick. A few months later after I started sleeping around, I contracted HIV. (I was 17 years old.) The douchebag who gave me the disease is PATRICK FONFARA. He's 11 years older than me and works at carnivals. I learned me lesson: don't sleep around. I later found my husband Cory. He knew I had HIV because I don't hide my status from anyone like Douchbag Pat. We later got married and I got pregnant. A month after I got pregnant he got sent to prison. While he was away, I had my son, Augustus Earl, HE IS HIV NEGATIVE HALLELUJAH! but regardless I got him taken away for neglect even though I never got to take him home and I got charged in the hospital for it....because I stopped taking my HIV meds during my 7th month. Call it neglect but women who have abortions don't get charged with murder. Also womenn smoke and drink during their pregnancies and don't get charged for abuse. Plus, legally, the fetus isn't even a farking baby yet. Not that I don't care about my son OH MY GOD getting him taken away has been the worst thing that has ever happened to me and the fact that it was for a bullshiat reason farking makes it worse. And people wonder why I'm so bitter towards The Government. Like, there's kids ACTUALLY being abuse ...


i695.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 08:31:02 PM
Doing a search on "Hannah Smotherman-Sabata" is an interesting read.
 
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