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(Huffington Post)   Good: Your girlfriend tells you she'd like to have a threesome. Bad: With a dog   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 76
    More: Sick, Brittany Sonnier, Brittany, crimes against nature, dogs  
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2012-12-04 01:32:22 AM  
11 votes:

ChrisDe: Ol' Rex liked it human style.


img.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 02:28:21 AM  
9 votes:

HBK: "Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"



She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa


i.imgur.com
2012-12-04 01:21:39 AM  
8 votes:
fta Our investigations bureau investigated the allegations

img.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 12:37:05 AM  
8 votes:

Solon Isonomia: "Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...


I think bestiality should be its own charge.

Crimes against nature sounds more like taking a squirrel hostage until his wife delivers his stash of acorns to ya.
HBK
2012-12-04 01:14:24 AM  
7 votes:
"Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"

i.huffpost.com

She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa
2012-12-04 02:38:54 AM  
6 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Fails to see the problem here...
2012-12-04 01:56:01 AM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com

wooftown.com
2012-12-04 01:15:58 AM  
6 votes:
Bow chicka bow-wow.
2012-12-04 02:43:03 AM  
5 votes:

gaspode: how many dogs? was it lots of dogs?


i80.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 01:47:04 AM  
5 votes:
At first part of subby's headline, I was like
i.imgur.com,

but then I was like
i.imgur.com.
2012-12-04 01:30:41 AM  
5 votes:
It appears that this is one lady who doesn't mind.......



*dons sunglasses*

......being hounded.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
gja
2012-12-04 06:42:03 AM  
4 votes:
I'll be in my lab......
2012-12-04 06:37:13 AM  
4 votes:
gonewiththetwins.com 

I'd dig up a bone for you!
2012-12-04 01:20:19 AM  
4 votes:
celebritywonder.ugo.com
2012-12-04 04:13:38 AM  
3 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com 

/the real victim in this mess
2012-12-04 03:32:04 AM  
3 votes:

HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!


It is. The slut.
2012-12-04 02:49:40 AM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: Well... is the dog hot?


www.petfinder.com

God dammit, I'm so hard right now.
2012-12-04 02:11:25 AM  
3 votes:
He's already farking a horse, a dog can't be any worse.
2012-12-04 01:29:28 AM  
3 votes:

Notabunny: fta Our investigations bureau investigated the allegations

[img.photobucket.com image 480x392]


Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over
Rover took over
For the dog had a bone of his own
2012-12-04 01:23:50 AM  
3 votes:
I was plowin' the old lady last night and the dog jumped up in bed with us. It's a girl dog though so it wasn't gay or nothin'.
2012-12-04 07:21:59 AM  
2 votes:
There's an important factor going on here:

img.photobucket.com

Yet still no Arizona tag
2012-12-04 05:21:42 AM  
2 votes:
cutestuff.co
2012-12-04 02:27:03 AM  
2 votes:
FTA "and pulled up images on the phone of a family of cartoon characters having sex"

25.media.tumblr.com



When an Astro, George and Judy Jetson 3-way means going to jail, or if a Meg and Stewie Griffin reverse cowgirl becomes illegal... then I don't want to live on this planet any more. Dahnkster
2012-12-04 02:15:42 AM  
2 votes:
FTA "The ex-boyfriend told police he was "disturbed and freaked out" and said he told Sonnier "she was disgusting." The two broke up shortly thereafter."

Um, why not RIGHT THE FARK THEN? He wanted to wait it out and see what happened?
2012-12-04 02:10:40 AM  
2 votes:
The first rule of Fido Club is that you don't talk about Fido Club.
2012-12-04 02:03:37 AM  
2 votes:
little bo peep farked her sheep, blew her horse licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice. tongued his balls not once but twice.


/ba-da-bing
2012-12-04 01:46:27 AM  
2 votes:
Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?
2012-12-04 01:26:27 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

Approves
2012-12-04 01:15:54 AM  
2 votes:
Ol' Rex liked it human style.
2012-12-04 12:40:54 AM  
2 votes:
What a biatch.
2012-12-03 11:20:52 PM  
2 votes:
Man, that's ruff.
2012-12-03 10:46:38 PM  
2 votes:
Trim his nails; do something about his breath.
2012-12-05 09:18:59 AM  
1 votes:

Ghastly: Not so fast Subby, what kind of dog are we talking about here?


Why would you need to know the breed of do-- ...You're already drawing an illustration of the event, aren't you.
2012-12-05 04:16:24 AM  
1 votes:
Not so fast Subby, what kind of dog are we talking about here?
2012-12-05 12:36:16 AM  
1 votes:
In all honesty, who honestly truly gives a fark. Ain't my bag, but I'm having one hell of a hard time seeing where the crime was. It wasn't until very recently that Texas stopped considering anal sex as a crime against nature. And as for the consistent argument of consent, dogs have teeth and claws. If they don't wanna do something, they'll let you know. How many pitbull attacks in the media is it gonna take before someone realizes that one.

Considering that vets teach people how to wank their dogs for the purposes of breeding, again, I fail to see the issue here. Either the dog's gonna thank you for it, or bite your face off. And the more I think about it, the less of a shiat I honestly give. No one's angsting as to who'll call who the next morning, no one's wondering if their breath was okay afterwards, no one's really gonna give all that much of a damn afterwards, and to be honest, if that's their bag, then that's their bag.

Personally, just the smell of dogs is enough to put me right off, but hey, if someone else wants to get on down there, that's all good for them. Besides, someone shagged Sarah Jessica Parker, so really, how much worse could it be.
2012-12-04 04:42:46 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-12-04 01:33:35 PM  
1 votes:
Lucy has grown up.

mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-04 10:11:30 AM  
1 votes:
Still counts!
2012-12-04 09:21:33 AM  
1 votes:

RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.


I hope not, she doesn't have enough teats to feed a litter.
2012-12-04 09:04:44 AM  
1 votes:

Flakeloaf: I mean, you're out at a soda shop with your steady, you swing by the roller rink for some larfs and then all of a sudden she's got your head stuffed in a watermelon full of her pee while she flogs you with glow sticks?


img138.imageshack.us
2012-12-04 08:42:41 AM  
1 votes:
Accusations from an ex bf? How believable is that? Also, if she's getting arrested for that, this guy should also be in jail, amirite?

content7.flixster.com
2012-12-04 08:05:49 AM  
1 votes:
D'ya like dogs?
2012-12-04 08:01:02 AM  
1 votes:
Who let the dogs in.
2012-12-04 08:00:32 AM  
1 votes:

NemoD: The first rule of Fido Club is that you don't talk about Fido Club.


This is the part that gets me. These paraphilias aren't exactly brand new things that were just invented in the nineties. They existed long before the internet and I imagine like-minded weirdos could ferret each other out just fine then - but what always amazed me is how they managed to do this without creeping out the entire planet in the process. I mean, you're out at a soda shop with your steady, you swing by the roller rink for some larfs and then all of a sudden she's got your head stuffed in a watermelon full of her pee while she flogs you with glow sticks? What's the middle part? Does someone actually say "you know honey, I think I'd like to try it in a velour civil war costume with this sheep I bought today."

Well now I have my answer.
2012-12-04 06:45:58 AM  
1 votes:
if convicted, she'll be forbidden from living within 1 mile of any kennels, pet shops and dog parks.
2012-12-04 06:29:21 AM  
1 votes:
they were "medium size dogs" so she isn't a size queen!
2012-12-04 05:51:01 AM  
1 votes:
I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.
2012-12-04 04:53:19 AM  
1 votes:
x27.xanga.com

Is on the case, doin it doggy style
2012-12-04 04:24:54 AM  
1 votes:
Could be worse, it could be Glen Beck.

And c'mon, a great dane having sex with the horse in those photos would be totally hot, right?
2012-12-04 04:01:20 AM  
1 votes:

TwistedFark: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.


Phones..they are serious business to this man. Do not F@CK with the phones.
2012-12-04 03:52:57 AM  
1 votes:
You're barking up the wrong tree, hun.
2012-12-04 03:30:25 AM  
1 votes:

HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!


my cousin was married to that dog
ecl
2012-12-04 02:34:05 AM  
1 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: 30 years ago, i went to visit some uncles, aunts and cousins to the county north of the one i lived in. after dinner i said what do you guys do for fun? they said we smoke this weed we grow and then drink some of this homemade liquor. after a few joints and a few quarts of moonshine, i said what do we do for fun now? they said we go behind the barn and pick out the prettiest pig. about 3 minutes later my cousins came around the barn pointing and laughing at me. i said i knew that they were farking with me. they said no, i had picked out the ugliest pig.


You should have left long before that.
2012-12-04 02:31:05 AM  
1 votes:
30 years ago, i went to visit some uncles, aunts and cousins to the county north of the one i lived in. after dinner i said what do you guys do for fun? they said we smoke this weed we grow and then drink some of this homemade liquor. after a few joints and a few quarts of moonshine, i said what do we do for fun now? they said we go behind the barn and pick out the prettiest pig. about 3 minutes later my cousins came around the barn pointing and laughing at me. i said i knew that they were farking with me. they said no, i had picked out the ugliest pig.
2012-12-04 02:12:30 AM  
1 votes:
The one I always heard was:

"There was an old zookeeper who got raped by a bear,
Penile guard hairs sharp as steel skewered his intestines,
Then gallons of putrid ursine semen flooded his chest cavity,
And his rib cage collapsed. I don't know where,
He is now but he doesn't smell too good...
...That's for sure
."

/this post was probably unnecessary
//Lake Havasu City has a lot worse, I'm sure
2012-12-04 02:10:39 AM  
1 votes:
irom.files.wordpress.com



The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Snap it!
The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Not a speck of cereal!


Give me -- your dirty love. Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer

Where is your messiah Bieber now?!
2012-12-04 02:09:05 AM  
1 votes:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.
...
I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Well, it is a woman committing the crime, so it's the "what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.
2012-12-04 02:08:49 AM  
1 votes:
cd09.artist.images.jango.com

it's like no one ever jerked off a dog
2012-12-04 02:05:56 AM  
1 votes:

gaspode: how many dogs? was it lots of dogs?


she was going to pretend they were the new york knicks
2012-12-04 01:59:40 AM  
1 votes:
twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are. shine upon the parking lot, as i eat my girlfriends twat.
2012-12-04 01:58:38 AM  
1 votes:

ElLoco: Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?


Lol- I know what kinda wierd pr0n you like
2012-12-04 01:57:44 AM  
1 votes:
So a nympho has been banging dogs for the better side of 2 decades. How many has she killed with her pussy? None? Hmm. I'm stymied to find the alleged "abuse". The BF was either a prude or he was threatened that a dog could give her what he couldn't. Zoophiles ain't going away people. Just like the straights hoped that condemning the gays would make them go away.. it won't work. It's not a choice to be attracted to animals.
2012-12-04 01:57:28 AM  
1 votes:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


so what's the name of your coonthound? Rex? Spot? Sammy? Great Dane or German Shepherd? I hear sheps have the bang for the buck in dick size, but its not really my thing. you like that lappy tongue, tho, dontcha?
2012-12-04 01:52:32 AM  
1 votes:
old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to get her old dog a bone, she bent over, rover took over. she got an old bone of her own.
2012-12-04 01:51:43 AM  
1 votes:
Why the long face? You get caught farking a dog or something?

i.huffpost.com
2012-12-04 01:47:41 AM  
1 votes:
".....and they call it, puppy love......."
2012-12-04 01:44:57 AM  
1 votes:
Well... is the dog hot?
2012-12-04 01:35:52 AM  
1 votes:
The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?
2012-12-04 01:28:45 AM  
1 votes:
Your dog gives a bone
2012-12-04 01:22:27 AM  
1 votes:

MessyDwarf:


why is that dude have bewbs? what has gone wrong
ecl
2012-12-04 01:22:16 AM  
1 votes:

harrydorcas: So what if that girl was fertile, will she conceived some kind of a hybrid?


http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/117/814/are-you-wiza r d.jpg
2012-12-04 01:16:13 AM  
1 votes:
Breakout the peanut butter...
2012-12-04 01:13:00 AM  
1 votes:
once again Rent-A-Dog fulfills all your canine needs that's 1-800-Rent-A-Dog
2012-12-03 10:34:39 PM  
1 votes:
Quality HuffPo reporting. FB pictures of a woman under arrest.
2012-12-03 10:11:09 PM  
1 votes:
image.legios.org
2012-12-03 09:46:11 PM  
1 votes:
Was the dog's name Lucky?
 
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