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2012-12-04 09:57:22 AM

ferretman: ElLoco: Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?

Because dogs have spines on their pee-pee.

Incorrect, that would be large cats. [lions, tigers, etc]
 
2012-12-04 10:01:32 AM

On-Off: "crime against nature" would be, in my mind, something like the BP oil-spill.
But nobody went to jail for that.


Yeah, basically this.
 
2012-12-04 10:08:32 AM
Whatever happens between consenting individuals behind closed doors is their own business, regardless of species.
 
2012-12-04 10:11:30 AM
Still counts!
 
2012-12-04 10:17:39 AM
The Aristocrats!

/why the hell is this national news?
//lucky dog gets new meaning
 
2012-12-04 10:20:20 AM
So would Obama have them over for dinner or have them for dinner?
 
2012-12-04 10:25:34 AM
This ex boyfriend was a total douchenozzle looking for revenge.

As for the girl...I'd have to examine the pictures in question in great detail (and alone) in order to form any opinion.
 
2012-12-04 10:27:26 AM
Kyle: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
[Josh, Rubin and E.L. are understandably repulsed]
Kyle: Because it's your dog.
Rubin: Jesus Christ!
Kyle: You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
Rubin: Yeah, we've got it.
 
2012-12-04 10:29:44 AM

Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.


Android accounts for something like 70% of the popular market, a bigger slice than Obama got.

/haters gonna hate
 
2012-12-04 10:33:23 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.

This is exactly what I thought he was concerned about when I read that too.

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"Chromosomes do not work that way!"


He might, MIGHT be worried about the fact that the woman might pass on her kooky bestiality genes to her kid, which is still far-fetched but at least kinda makes sense. However, it's unfortunately more likely that he's a dumbshiat and thinks that she's going to pop out a Mog (like in Spaceballs!).
 
2012-12-04 11:15:46 AM

HMS_Blinkin: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.

This is exactly what I thought he was concerned about when I read that too.
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"Chromosomes do not work that way!"

He might, MIGHT be worried about the fact that the woman might pass on her kooky bestiality genes to her kid, which is still far-fetched but at least kinda makes sense. However, it's unfortunately more likely that he's a dumbshiat and thinks that she's going to pop out a Mog (like in Spaceballs!).


www.thebitchtroll.com
MOM!?
 
2012-12-04 11:25:02 AM
Remember folks, it's not cheating if it's your own dog.
 
2012-12-04 11:29:41 AM
All of these comments and not one picture of Pewterschmidt's puppies.
 
2012-12-04 11:42:01 AM

A Terrible Human: StarSys: All of these comments and not one picture of Pewterschmidt's puppies.

Some of us had horse jokes to make.


Yeah give us a break. We had our Hands full.
 
2012-12-04 11:43:21 AM

wambu: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

Android accounts for something like 70% of the popular market, a bigger slice than Obama got.

/haters gonna hate


Don't talk to me, pervert.
 
2012-12-04 11:55:50 AM

Flakeloaf: I mean, you're out at a soda shop with your steady, you swing by the roller rink for some larfs and then all of a sudden she's got your head stuffed in a watermelon full of her pee while she flogs you with glow sticks?


continue . . .
 
2012-12-04 12:21:15 PM

God-is-a-Taco: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.
...
I farking hate the internet sometimes.

Well, it is a woman committing the crime, so it's the "what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.


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2012-12-04 12:29:51 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: But I feel that having your trust truly and ultimately betrayed as an innocent child severely farks you up LONG term.


I complete agree -- it's hard to overstate the mental scars child abuse inflicts. My point was just that extrapolating forward from a known beginning is different than working backwards. In other words, if all people who experience cause A are seriously messed up by it, it doesn't necessarily mean the converse that all people who are seriously messed up previously experienced A. Some could be messed up because of alternative cause B, or C, etc. (e.g. chemical imbalance), or it could be combination of factors.
 
2012-12-04 01:26:48 PM
Iceman_Cometh: bingethinker: Was the dog's name Lucky?

Chunks. As in, "She was so drunk she went home and blew chunks."

/old joke is old

Older:

Doc, I have a problem. Everytime I get real drunk and sad I like to go out and play in puddles.

I don't see the problem with that it's just fun...

Puddles is my dog


Even older:

The dogs name was Bubbles. You remember blowing Bubbles as a kid, well, he's back in town and looking for you.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:24 PM

doglover: I think bestiality should be its own charge.


reminds me of a david cross joke about how texas was trying to outlaw sodomy and at the same time repeal their law against bestiality.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:18 PM
When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend and one Friday morning I thought I would surprise her with breakfast since I worked nights at the time and had a key to her Dad's house. I got off work picked up breakfast to go and drove to her dad's house. When I got there her dad had already gone to work and she didn't have school and wasn't up yet as I knew she wouldn't be. I let myself in and went to her room figuring I would find her fast asleep, but when I opened the door she was setting on the bed completely naked giving the dog a blowjob. I had not even seen her nude by this point in our relationship so I was both turned on and grossed out. I set the food down on her dresser along with the rose which I guess she heard, because she stopped and looked at me first with a look of surprise for a split second and then it slowly changed to a sexy smile. She stood up slowly and seductively moved towards me. I am not sure what my expression was, but I am sure it wasn't an inviting one. When she reached me she said in a very sexy voice "Thanks for bringing me breakfast you are so sweet." Then she rose up on her toes in an attempt to kiss me which really grossed me out. I backed away from her turned around and left without saying a word as she called out from behind me "What's wrong?" A few hours later I returned to tell her I didn't want to date her anymore, because the dog thing really grossed me out.

My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and a 30 year old man and his friends who were supplying her with different drugs in exchange. By 19 she was living with a 40 year old man who would prostitute her to his friends for money and drugs.
 
2012-12-04 01:33:35 PM
Lucy has grown up.

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2012-12-04 01:33:35 PM

StarSys: All of these comments and not one picture of Pewterschmidt's puppies.


I was just looking for them, but can't find any pictures.
 
2012-12-04 01:45:45 PM
True story. My ex-wife, The biatch, once told me she wanted to spice up the marriage with a 3 some. I was all for it for about 3 seconds before reality set in and I ask her what his name was. Yes it was a he.
 
2012-12-04 01:47:30 PM

Seacop: FTA: "They sat down and Brittany used his phone to look some things up," the police report states. 

Sounds to me like the BF got caught looking at crazy shiat and is now looking for an out...


This story would have been more appropriate if the animal in question were a bull. I smell something.
 
2012-12-04 01:49:20 PM

Profedius: When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend...


I think I found the problem...
 
2012-12-04 01:50:10 PM

Profedius: When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend and one Friday morning I thought I would surprise her with breakfast since I worked nights at the time and had a key to her Dad's house. I got off work picked up breakfast to go and drove to her dad's house. When I got there her dad had already gone to work and she didn't have school and wasn't up yet as I knew she wouldn't be. I let myself in and went to her room figuring I would find her fast asleep, but when I opened the door she was setting on the bed completely naked giving the dog a blowjob. I had not even seen her nude by this point in our relationship so I was both turned on and grossed out. I set the food down on her dresser along with the rose which I guess she heard, because she stopped and looked at me first with a look of surprise for a split second and then it slowly changed to a sexy smile. She stood up slowly and seductively moved towards me. I am not sure what my expression was, but I am sure it wasn't an inviting one. When she reached me she said in a very sexy voice "Thanks for bringing me breakfast you are so sweet." Then she rose up on her toes in an attempt to kiss me which really grossed me out. I backed away from her turned around and left without saying a word as she called out from behind me "What's wrong?" A few hours later I returned to tell her I didn't want to date her anymore, because the dog thing really grossed me out.

My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and a ...


Go on...
 
2012-12-04 01:50:49 PM

Profedius: When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend and one Friday morning I thought I would surprise her with breakfast since I worked nights at the time and had a key to her Dad's house. I got off work picked up breakfast to go and drove to her dad's house. When I got there her dad had already gone to work and she didn't have school and wasn't up yet as I knew she wouldn't be. I let myself in and went to her room figuring I would find her fast asleep, but when I opened the door she was setting on the bed completely naked giving the dog a blowjob. I had not even seen her nude by this point in our relationship so I was both turned on and grossed out. I set the food down on her dresser along with the rose which I guess she heard, because she stopped and looked at me first with a look of surprise for a split second and then it slowly changed to a sexy smile. She stood up slowly and seductively moved towards me. I am not sure what my expression was, but I am sure it wasn't an inviting one. When she reached me she said in a very sexy voice "Thanks for bringing me breakfast you are so sweet." Then she rose up on her toes in an attempt to kiss me which really grossed me out. I backed away from her turned around and left without saying a word as she called out from behind me "What's wrong?" A few hours later I returned to tell her I didn't want to date her anymore, because the dog thing really grossed me out.

My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and ...


So, I'm guessing she was open to anal and threesomes?

I keed, I keed. That really is a sad story. If what is alleged with this girl, I'm betting her dad has been boinking her (because she was also into incest). Doing the dog at 13?
 
2012-12-04 02:03:07 PM
Girl porks her own dogs. HuffPo runs pictures of her in lingerie.

Stay class, libtards.
 
2012-12-04 02:15:52 PM
Dr. Peter Venkman:

Ok....so she's a dog
 
2012-12-04 02:33:53 PM

Profedius: My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and a ...


Damn, that's a horrible story. At least she came through it alive, which is a lot more than most people in that situation do.

Pantubo: Girl porks her own dogs. HuffPo runs pictures of her in lingerie.

Stay class, libtards.


You don't open the Daily Mail links, do you? Tabloid exploitation knows no politics.

/"I learned it from you, Murdoch!"
 
2012-12-04 02:43:17 PM
So, she's into bestiality and incest, huh.

Well, just bend her over fark her doggy and yell out "Yer mah sister!"

/problem solved
 
2012-12-04 02:52:19 PM
Great, she's also a teen mom. This is just really an awesome time to be alive...
 
2012-12-04 03:10:12 PM

slayer199: Profedius: When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend and one Friday morning I thought I would surprise her with breakfast since I worked nights at the time and had a key to her Dad's house. I got off work picked up breakfast to go and drove to her dad's house. When I got there her dad had already gone to work and she didn't have school and wasn't up yet as I knew she wouldn't be. I let myself in and went to her room figuring I would find her fast asleep, but when I opened the door she was setting on the bed completely naked giving the dog a blowjob. I had not even seen her nude by this point in our relationship so I was both turned on and grossed out. I set the food down on her dresser along with the rose which I guess she heard, because she stopped and looked at me first with a look of surprise for a split second and then it slowly changed to a sexy smile. She stood up slowly and seductively moved towards me. I am not sure what my expression was, but I am sure it wasn't an inviting one. When she reached me she said in a very sexy voice "Thanks for bringing me breakfast you are so sweet." Then she rose up on her toes in an attempt to kiss me which really grossed me out. I backed away from her turned around and left without saying a word as she called out from behind me "What's wrong?" A few hours later I returned to tell her I didn't want to date her anymore, because the dog thing really grossed me out.

My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, br ...


Yes that was my thought too from reading the story. Likely the dad abused her and then at some point introduced the dog into the abuse like with my EX. I just don't see a normal 13 year old suddenly deciding to have sex with the dog I would think there would have to be some influence.

foxyshadis: Profedius: My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and a ...

Damn, that's a horrible story. At least she came through it alive, which is a lot more than most people in that situation do.

Pantubo: Girl porks her own dogs. HuffPo runs pictures of her in lingerie.

Stay class, libtards.

You don't open the Daily Mail links, do you? Tabloid exploitation knows no politics.

/"I learned it from you, Murdoch!"


I am happy that she is alive, but even to this day she is really destroyed mentally and physically. She doesn't have any kids and she quit the drugs, but the drugs had already done the damage. One of the saddest things is that she told us that at 8 before her dad ever touched her she came on to him, because he was planning on making her go live with her mother and new husband. She didn't want to live with them, because they were very religious almost to the point of occult status, they didn't even own a tv. I actually met them once when I picked her up from visiting her mom and they really gave me a very bad feeling that made me want to grab her and her sister and run. Her sister didn't turn out much better having been brought up in that house, but that is a story for another thread.
 
2012-12-04 03:36:06 PM
Yeah I'd bet any money that the girl's father did stuff to her when she was a girl and made her that way. Hope they investigate his ass too and that any small children are rescued now.
 
2012-12-04 04:08:24 PM
Or her dog did
 
2012-12-04 04:42:46 PM
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2012-12-04 08:07:58 PM

Rain Fall:
I never understood why anyone would be willing to share their partner.


Not necessarily "boredom", I figure, if I have my partner's heart, soul, and mind, I really don't have the right to call "dibs" on their body, it is theirs after all, and that seems a bit greedy. no worries, just be safe about it, and I'd rather know beforehand.
 
ecl
2012-12-04 08:20:04 PM
www.lulztruck.com


Unrelated?
 
2012-12-04 09:57:06 PM
Boy, she really screwed the pooch on this one, huh?
 
2012-12-05 12:36:16 AM
In all honesty, who honestly truly gives a fark. Ain't my bag, but I'm having one hell of a hard time seeing where the crime was. It wasn't until very recently that Texas stopped considering anal sex as a crime against nature. And as for the consistent argument of consent, dogs have teeth and claws. If they don't wanna do something, they'll let you know. How many pitbull attacks in the media is it gonna take before someone realizes that one.

Considering that vets teach people how to wank their dogs for the purposes of breeding, again, I fail to see the issue here. Either the dog's gonna thank you for it, or bite your face off. And the more I think about it, the less of a shiat I honestly give. No one's angsting as to who'll call who the next morning, no one's wondering if their breath was okay afterwards, no one's really gonna give all that much of a damn afterwards, and to be honest, if that's their bag, then that's their bag.

Personally, just the smell of dogs is enough to put me right off, but hey, if someone else wants to get on down there, that's all good for them. Besides, someone shagged Sarah Jessica Parker, so really, how much worse could it be.
 
2012-12-05 12:44:56 AM

vharshyde: In all honesty, who honestly truly gives a fark. Ain't my bag, but I'm having one hell of a hard time seeing where the crime was.


The same as having sex with someone who's underage; the concept of informed consent. Minors aren't considered to be capable of truly informed consent, and animals are presumed to be incapable of it at any age. The age of majority for humans is kind of arbitrary, but the level of communication with animals is a pretty strong barrier to objective evidence that they have truly consented to a sex act.
 
2012-12-05 01:11:55 AM
 
2012-12-05 01:15:27 AM

Lord Apathy: True story. My ex-wife, The biatch, once told me she wanted to spice up the marriage with a 3 some. I was all for it for about 3 seconds before reality set in and I ask her what his name was. Yes it was a he.


That's when you throw in the twist and call the middle spot.
 
2012-12-05 01:18:14 AM

stevarooni: vharshyde: In all honesty, who honestly truly gives a fark. Ain't my bag, but I'm having one hell of a hard time seeing where the crime was.

The same as having sex with someone who's underage; the concept of informed consent. Minors aren't considered to be capable of truly informed consent, and animals are presumed to be incapable of it at any age. The age of majority for humans is kind of arbitrary, but the level of communication with animals is a pretty strong barrier to objective evidence that they have truly consented to a sex act.


You try talking consent to a dog with it's knot quite willingly stuck in a cavity.
 
2012-12-05 02:34:15 AM
 
2012-12-05 04:16:24 AM
Not so fast Subby, what kind of dog are we talking about here?
 
2012-12-05 09:03:21 AM
I'm calling shenanigans

Seems like there's nothing to the complaint
and
when you bring that kinda stuff to someone's father
they're not going to just agree with you
they're going to defend their child

I look forward to the follow up of her lawsuit
 
2012-12-05 09:18:59 AM

Ghastly: Not so fast Subby, what kind of dog are we talking about here?


Why would you need to know the breed of do-- ...You're already drawing an illustration of the event, aren't you.
 
2012-12-05 11:11:19 AM

Isildur: Ghastly: Not so fast Subby, what kind of dog are we talking about here?

Why would you need to know the breed of do-- ...You're already drawing an illustration of the event, aren't you.



I'm sure that Ghastly has noted that this girl does have a chin.
 
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