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(Huffington Post)   Good: Your girlfriend tells you she'd like to have a threesome. Bad: With a dog   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 252
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2012-12-04 06:29:21 AM
they were "medium size dogs" so she isn't a size queen!
 
2012-12-04 06:29:56 AM

propasaurus: No, he turned her in because he thinks she's pregnant. Not going to be much of a custody fight when he can just show a judge her arrest for bestiality and claim she'd be an unfit mother.


The arrest was the direct result of his comments to the police. There's no additional evidence.
 
2012-12-04 06:31:56 AM

accelerus: so I read the article and it sounds like all they have to go on is some guy reporting that the GF is into kinky stuff.

I.e. they have no proof, no photos, no crazy videos, nothing that could PROVE she's did the bestiality thing. She was arrested and put in jail just because her ex bf said some things? Wtf america?

I wouldn't be surprised if the ex boyfriend himself was some combination of: jealous of her or some guy she was with, couldn't get it up, or trying to get revenge on her for something totally lame.

Going by the logic of the story presented -- I could just report random people I interact with on a daily basis by going to the cops and saying "they confessed weird animal sex thoughts to me" and totally wreck their lives.

There are some wack things on the internet -- and a quick google search will show you that thoughts of incest or bestiality are in fact pretty damn common in this big ole' crazy world of ours. This isn't something new....

If she had pictures of her and the family dog -- alright charge her with whatever animal "cruelty" laws there are on the books, but to do all this over what some 3rd party says to the police?


This...very much this. This girl's life is ruined. Frankly (and as an ex LEO), I'm surprised the police actually took the report.
 
2012-12-04 06:32:35 AM

slayer199: propasaurus: No, he turned her in because he thinks she's pregnant. Not going to be much of a custody fight when he can just show a judge her arrest for bestiality and claim she'd be an unfit mother.

The arrest was the direct result of his comments to the police. There's no additional evidence.


Well, she is using an Android phone...
 
2012-12-04 06:36:31 AM

Rain Fall: I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-04 06:37:13 AM
gonewiththetwins.com 

I'd dig up a bone for you!
 
2012-12-04 06:38:02 AM
www.dogthebountyhunter.com

That's disgusting, lady!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-04 06:42:03 AM
I'll be in my lab......
 
2012-12-04 06:45:58 AM
if convicted, she'll be forbidden from living within 1 mile of any kennels, pet shops and dog parks.
 
2012-12-04 06:49:23 AM

GAT_00: Quality HuffPo reporting. FB pictures of a woman under arrest.


More like yet another example that whoever puts photos on facebook, or even has an account, is an idiot.
 
2012-12-04 06:52:06 AM
She sounds like she`d be a kindred spirit with Mr. Hands.
/If the horse hadn't farked him to death, that is.
 
2012-12-04 06:53:53 AM

aragonphx: Subby must be new to the Internet if this is supposed to be revolting. Way more twisted stuff on the Internet. Not sure what this young girl likes to do in her spare time has to do with her being a fit parent. I live in Arizona and I am way more sickened by the political views of the majority of the people here.


She's been boning the family dog since she was 13. Yeah, she likely has some issues that may lead to putting a child in an unsafe situation.

You give other libs a bad name.
 
2012-12-04 07:13:40 AM

Rain Fall: I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me, usually by a bored couple who wanted some fun.

I never understood why anyone would be willing to share their partner. If you really are that bored, leave and find someone more exciting.

And I certainly would not share my partner.


Polyamory is not mythical, you know. What I don't understand is people in relationships who consider their "partner" property.
 
2012-12-04 07:17:12 AM
This should knot be a problem.

/I think I saw her on match dot com.
 
2012-12-04 07:21:59 AM
There's an important factor going on here:

img.photobucket.com

Yet still no Arizona tag
 
2012-12-04 07:23:32 AM

sexorcisst: Rain Fall: I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.

Your fap clarity is very much fappreciated.


If only more people were so considerate!
 
2012-12-04 07:27:05 AM
I wonder what her fetlife nic is...
 
2012-12-04 07:31:52 AM
I wonder how many people saying this, like homosexuality, is not a choise
-really believe it
-think they are cleverly dissing gays
-are just trolling
 
2012-12-04 07:42:38 AM
I realize my sister is no looker, but calling her a dog? Harsh.
 
2012-12-04 07:48:26 AM
Well now, lets not be hasty... What kind of dog are we talking about?
 
2012-12-04 07:49:26 AM
Why the long face, Brittany?
 
2012-12-04 07:52:31 AM
Shoulda gone to Germany, were bestiality is perfectly legal...see also Belgium and Russia.
 
2012-12-04 07:53:30 AM

ManateeGag: Elzar: Meh... #2, #5 and #8 please.

agreed.


Aren't they all the same person?
 
2012-12-04 08:00:32 AM

NemoD: The first rule of Fido Club is that you don't talk about Fido Club.


This is the part that gets me. These paraphilias aren't exactly brand new things that were just invented in the nineties. They existed long before the internet and I imagine like-minded weirdos could ferret each other out just fine then - but what always amazed me is how they managed to do this without creeping out the entire planet in the process. I mean, you're out at a soda shop with your steady, you swing by the roller rink for some larfs and then all of a sudden she's got your head stuffed in a watermelon full of her pee while she flogs you with glow sticks? What's the middle part? Does someone actually say "you know honey, I think I'd like to try it in a velour civil war costume with this sheep I bought today."

Well now I have my answer.
 
2012-12-04 08:00:46 AM
Kinky. And so she's single now.
 
2012-12-04 08:00:53 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: This should knot be a problem.

/I think I saw her on match dot com.


What you did there... i sees it.
 
2012-12-04 08:01:02 AM
Who let the dogs in.
 
2012-12-04 08:03:39 AM
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma

Does she have a sister?


TOO MANY ANGLES

...

...Oh, thanks, article, with her middle name I can Facebook her in one to find out more about her.

/3 brothers, no sister listed... weird-looking goth chick same last name & city different school... cousin?
//Dad's pic is hella creepy
///"In a relationship"
////Quotes Marilyn, Audrey, and Einstein
 
2012-12-04 08:05:49 AM
D'ya like dogs?
 
2012-12-04 08:06:06 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time.


So it would have been a joyous thing if she was more homely? He ambitions matter because she is somewhat attractive?
You sound like an asshole.
 
2012-12-04 08:06:35 AM

Brawndo: D'ya like dogs?


Dags. Damn you auto correct.
 
2012-12-04 08:09:05 AM

Dahnkster: [irom.files.wordpress.com image 360x352]



The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Snap it!
The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Not a speck of cereal!

Give me -- your dirty love. Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer

Where is your messiah Bieber now?!


Are those actual song lyrics? Bieber lyrics are better than that, and I F'ing hate Bieber.
 
2012-12-04 08:14:42 AM

HBK: "Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"

[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]


I lolled.

She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa

 
2012-12-04 08:16:15 AM

Rain Fall: I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.


It changes the stroke I was using, but fapping continues unabated
 
2012-12-04 08:24:32 AM

bingethinker: Was the dog's name Lucky?


Chunks. As in, "She was so drunk she went home and blew chunks."

/old joke is old
 
2012-12-04 08:28:37 AM

doglover: Solon Isonomia: "Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...

I think bestiality should be its own charge.

Crimes against nature sounds more like taking a squirrel hostage until his wife delivers his stash of acorns to ya.


I think she's a farker... and I might have discovered her screen name...
 
2012-12-04 08:28:58 AM

Iceman_Cometh: bingethinker: Was the dog's name Lucky?

Chunks. As in, "She was so drunk she went home and blew chunks."

/old joke is old


Older:

Doc, I have a problem. Everytime I get real drunk and sad I like to go out and play in puddles.

I don't see the problem with that it's just fun...

Puddles is my dog.
 
2012-12-04 08:41:33 AM
What amazes me is that people didn't RTFA or the police report and are assuming that the report is accurate. Thus far only a couple people have questioned the police report in this thread which was solely based on the testimony of her ex-boyfriend. There's no additional evidence...none, zero, zilch.

1. Ex-boyfriend is unemployed
2. Woman works full-time
3. Ex-boyfriend was babysitting for the woman.

Isn't it possible that Mr. Unemployed got his ass dumped and lost his meal-ticket...and was pissed off enough to make up this story?

This never goes to trial, yet this woman has already been convicted in the court of public opinion.
 
2012-12-04 08:42:41 AM
Accusations from an ex bf? How believable is that? Also, if she's getting arrested for that, this guy should also be in jail, amirite?

content7.flixster.com
 
2012-12-04 09:02:22 AM

slayer199: What amazes me is that people didn't RTFA or the police report and are assuming that the report is accurate. Thus far only a couple people have questioned the police report in this thread which was solely based on the testimony of her ex-boyfriend.


Her dad backed up her claims.
 
2012-12-04 09:04:44 AM

Flakeloaf: I mean, you're out at a soda shop with your steady, you swing by the roller rink for some larfs and then all of a sudden she's got your head stuffed in a watermelon full of her pee while she flogs you with glow sticks?


img138.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-04 09:09:04 AM
FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.
 
2012-12-04 09:15:41 AM
Poor girl, and a cutey too. Frankly I really don't see what the farking deal is
crimes against nature' is code for 'things that dont hurt anyone but i feel are gross'


way to fark up her kids life too. Also, we talk about honesty in relationships, here she is being honest, revealing to him something sensitive, and he goes and blabs it??
 
2012-12-04 09:21:33 AM

RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.


I hope not, she doesn't have enough teats to feed a litter.
 
2012-12-04 09:43:23 AM

RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.


This is exactly what I thought he was concerned about when I read that too.

i1.kym-cdn.com
"Chromosomes do not work that way!"
 
2012-12-04 09:48:44 AM
"Fark you!"

"Yeah? Well, you'd love it and never go back to dogs."
 
2012-12-04 09:50:29 AM
"crime against nature" would be, in my mind, something like the BP oil-spill.
But nobody went to jail for that.

It is legal for her to kill her dog and eat it, but not to fark it?
give her a break!
and what about protection of privacy?
 
2012-12-04 09:51:58 AM

liam76: Her dad backed up her claims.


That is the ex-boyfriend's claim of a conversation he had with the father. The father wasn't interviewed in the report.
 
2012-12-04 09:52:02 AM

ElLoco: Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?


Because dogs have spines on their pee-pee.
 
2012-12-04 09:54:09 AM
Meanwhile, we have scientists advocating chimerism with animal DNA.

Which is more disturbing?
 
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