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(Huffington Post)   Good: Your girlfriend tells you she'd like to have a threesome. Bad: With a dog   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 252
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2012-12-04 02:38:33 AM  

ecl: What_Would_Jimi_Do: 30 years ago, i went to visit some uncles, aunts and cousins to the county north of the one i lived in. after dinner i said what do you guys do for fun? they said we smoke this weed we grow and then drink some of this homemade liquor. after a few joints and a few quarts of moonshine, i said what do we do for fun now? they said we go behind the barn and pick out the prettiest pig. about 3 minutes later my cousins came around the barn pointing and laughing at me. i said i knew that they were farking with me. they said no, i had picked out the ugliest pig.

You should have left long before that.


i never left, are you crazy? LOL
 
2012-12-04 02:38:54 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Fails to see the problem here...
 
2012-12-04 02:41:16 AM  

Dahnkster: FTA "and pulled up images on the phone of a family of cartoon characters having sex"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 600x362]



When an Astro, George and Judy Jetson 3-way means going to jail, or if a Meg and Stewie Griffin reverse cowgirl becomes illegal... then I don't want to live on this planet any more. Dahnkster

 

There's a perfect Dysfunctional Family Circus for this, but I can only find it as a png file.

LOL topical humor
 
2012-12-04 02:43:00 AM  
This follows standard rules for sex with those unable to consent: male dogs farked by female humans are to be envied.

Duh.
 
2012-12-04 02:43:03 AM  

gaspode: how many dogs? was it lots of dogs?


i80.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 02:44:44 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Isildur: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Damn. Now I feel guilty.

...Not that you're necessarily correct about the source of her problems, though. As with lots of mental problems, some people probably have paraphilias for no easily identifiable reason.

You have a good point. But I feel that having your trust truly and ultimately betrayed as an innocent child severely farks you up LONG term. I don't think something like that just manifests randomly. Maybe it's the Jung/Freud school of though, but I dunno. I also don't feel that everything is tied to your past, and we all know the human brain is all kinda messed up in the membrane. Ever meet a schizophrenic for real?

I know people who've been through some shiat, and it's like..."Wow, there's no way anyone is coming out of that just fine"


Actually, there's been extensive studies on people with PTSD (specifically from childhood sexual abuse) that shows they have a much higher chance of ending up in prostitution and also being sexually abused as adults due to issues with recognising danger in sexual situations.

/Have met a hebephrenic schizophrenic, very odd when she reverts to her 'childhood' persona.
//Have also met a few childhood abuse victims who have been diagnosed as having PTSD
///There's also indications that some people have psychiatric disorders that manifest in periods of extreme stress etc. (bipolar is one example, where it's a physiological disorder, but doesn't always present itself until the person undergoes some extreme stress/distress)
////Slashies
 
2012-12-04 02:49:40 AM  

fusillade762: Well... is the dog hot?


www.petfinder.com

God dammit, I'm so hard right now.
 
2012-12-04 02:51:07 AM  
OK... I mean, farking the family dog is some serious kinky shiat... But what's the point of this article? I mean, is the purpose to make people aware that some sexually deviant humans occasionally have sex with animals? I think we all are pretty well aware that such things happen (we've had the internet years and years now). If that's not it, it would seem the only alternative that makes any sense is that this rag (albeit a virtual rag) simply wanted to destroy someone's life (thanks to the boyfriend who's obviously jilted/disgruntled for whatever reason; maybe he can't wrap his mind around Rover being a better lay than him?).

Honestly the dogs are lucky to have (what seems to be based on low-res photos) a relatively attractive human to bang and if this chick wants to engage in such weird shiat, who is anyone to stop her? Are we concerned with the future psychological after-effects that the dogs might suffer later in life due to their being 'sexually assaulted'? Seriously..? This is just a distasteful invasion of privacy with no purpose other than to be salacious.

I'm not impressed and I actually feel sorry for the dog-farker. Good luck getting a job, Brittany! Have fun getting your child(ren) taken away! And thanks again for proving what low-brow trash you are, Huffington Post!
 
2012-12-04 02:55:47 AM  
"Sick", Subby?

Why so judgemental? We were told by the Right that this would be the natural progression if the gays got rights. Give 'em their 'win' here. Remember; even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile.
 
2012-12-04 03:00:08 AM  

Mikey1969: Why so judgemental? We were told by the Right that this would be the natural progression if the gays got rights


the gays have right and this is the progression, were they wrong?
 
2012-12-04 03:00:47 AM  

Mikey1969: "Sick", Subby?

Why so judgemental? We were told by the Right that this would be the natural progression if the gays got rights. Give 'em their 'win' here. Remember; even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile.


Good point. How do you even make a moral distinction between gay business and what this chick has been up to? It's a stretch to say that the dogs aren't giving their consent. For males, the very act of intercourse pretty heavily implies consent. Beyond that, what argument is there?

If gays can engage in homosexual sex and even marriage, then I think this chick should be legally entitled to continue her activities without government interference (and dare I say, wedding bells just over the horizon?).
 
2012-12-04 03:09:00 AM  
Who knew 70's Geddy Lee was into Bestiality?
 
2012-12-04 03:09:51 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: HBK: "Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"



She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa


Lol. Thanks for that.
 
2012-12-04 03:15:13 AM  

Legios: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Isildur: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Damn. Now I feel guilty.

...Not that you're necessarily correct about the source of her problems, though. As with lots of mental problems, some people probably have paraphilias for no easily identifiable reason.

You have a good point. But I feel that having your trust truly and ultimately betrayed as an innocent child severely farks you up LONG term. I don't think something like that just manifests randomly. Maybe it's the Jung/Freud school of though, but I dunno. I also don't feel that everything is tied to your past, and we all know the human brain is all kinda messed up in the membrane. Ever meet a schizophrenic for real?

I know people who've been through some shiat, and it's like..."Wow, there's no way anyone is coming out of that just fine"

Actually, there's been extensive studies on people with PTSD (specifically from childhood sexual abuse) that shows they have a much higher chance of ending up in prostitution and also being sexually abused as adults due to issues with recognising danger in sexual situations.

/Have met a hebephrenic schizophrenic, very odd when she reverts to her 'childhood' persona.
//Have also met a few childhood abuse victims who have been diagnosed as having PTSD
///There's also indications that some people have psychiatric disorders that manifest in periods of extreme stress etc. (bipolar is one example, where it's a p ...


I know all this too well. BP, PTSD, BPD. Preachin' to the choir, man. I guess my beef is the photos published like that. And well, hey, that's what this site is about. Mocking bullshiat news.

I love me some crazy, but the dog farking will turn me right the hell around.
 
2012-12-04 03:18:49 AM  
I wonder if they get stuck together?
 
2012-12-04 03:19:49 AM  
i.imgur.com

At least I KNOW he loves me.
 
HBK
2012-12-04 03:22:44 AM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.


That looks just like my dog!
 
2012-12-04 03:30:25 AM  

HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!


my cousin was married to that dog
 
2012-12-04 03:32:04 AM  

HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!


It is. The slut.
 
2012-12-04 03:33:14 AM  
Christ. And I thought mine was messed up. I hope one day she finds solace.
 
2012-12-04 03:37:24 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Christ. And I thought mine was messed up. I hope one day she finds a healthier form of solace.


FTFY.
 
HBK
2012-12-04 03:43:05 AM  

fusillade762: HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!

It is. The slut.



What_Would_Jimi_Do: HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!

my cousin was married to that dog


That biatch gets around. No wonder she's always digging under the fence.
 
2012-12-04 03:44:59 AM  
i couldn't help noticing that it was all just alleged. like they got all the proof they needed from her EX. I'm not white knighting her or anything, but can you just imaging if she actually didn't do it?

"Hey aren't you that girl who F**ks dogs?"

Hell they didn't even offer proof. no "We found pictures on her cellphone" or "The dog testified rape". none of that. I don't care if it is Arizona, due process is a right afforded to every American. If she is innocent i hope she sues the hell out of everyone. If she is guilty then she should probably get help.
 
2012-12-04 03:46:43 AM  

A Terrible Human: Apos: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Christ. And I thought mine was messed up. I hope one day she finds a healthier form of solace.

FTFY.

Yeah I'm willing to bet that she didn't have a good childhood.



A sad possibility.
 
2012-12-04 03:52:57 AM  
You're barking up the wrong tree, hun.
 
2012-12-04 03:53:58 AM  
Who in the hell reads that rag.
 
2012-12-04 03:53:59 AM  
so I read the article and it sounds like all they have to go on is some guy reporting that the GF is into kinky stuff.

I.e. they have no proof, no photos, no crazy videos, nothing that could PROVE she's did the bestiality thing. She was arrested and put in jail just because her ex bf said some things? Wtf america?

I wouldn't be surprised if the ex boyfriend himself was some combination of: jealous of her or some guy she was with, couldn't get it up, or trying to get revenge on her for something totally lame.

Going by the logic of the story presented -- I could just report random people I interact with on a daily basis by going to the cops and saying "they confessed weird animal sex thoughts to me" and totally wreck their lives.

There are some wack things on the internet -- and a quick google search will show you that thoughts of incest or bestiality are in fact pretty damn common in this big ole' crazy world of ours. This isn't something new....

If she had pictures of her and the family dog -- alright charge her with whatever animal "cruelty" laws there are on the books, but to do all this over what some 3rd party says to the police?
 
2012-12-04 04:00:00 AM  

Dolfin: So a nympho has been banging dogs for the better side of 2 decades. How many has she killed with her pussy? None? Hmm. I'm stymied to find the alleged "abuse". The BF was either a prude or he was threatened that a dog could give her what he couldn't. Zoophiles ain't going away people. Just like the straights hoped that condemning the gays would make them go away.. it won't work. It's not a choice to be attracted to animals.


"there's no accounting for taste" said the old lady as she bent to kiss her cow
 
2012-12-04 04:01:20 AM  

TwistedFark: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.


Phones..they are serious business to this man. Do not F@CK with the phones.
 
2012-12-04 04:06:27 AM  
I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me, usually by a bored couple who wanted some fun.

I never understood why anyone would be willing to share their partner. If you really are that bored, leave and find someone more exciting.

And I certainly would not share my partner.
 
2012-12-04 04:13:38 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com 

/the real victim in this mess
 
2012-12-04 04:14:51 AM  

Rain Fall: I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me, usually by a bored couple who wanted some fun.

I never understood why anyone would be willing to share their partner. If you really are that bored, leave and find someone more exciting.

And I certainly would not share my partner.



Lucky bastard. If marriage is legal for you where you reside..well..stay single.

Unless you already are married and it's still exciting. In that case I'd hate you even more hehehehe
 
2012-12-04 04:24:54 AM  
Could be worse, it could be Glen Beck.

And c'mon, a great dane having sex with the horse in those photos would be totally hot, right?
 
2012-12-04 04:29:54 AM  

Dahnkster: The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Snap it!
The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Not a speck of cereal!

Give me -- your dirty love. Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer

Where is your messiah Bieber now?!


irom.files.wordpress.com

Don't tell me no, babbette (I mean duke)
Don't you tear my dream
Don't you break my heart Darling, we could share a love so fine
Please, darling, won't you be mine

Don't tell me no, babbette
Can't you see that i Don't wanna make you cry
You're the only one like this before Please, babbette, it's you I adore
You I a-do-re

Oh! Oh, how I want you I really really want you I need your love to guide my way
Oh! oh! oh! Oh, how I need you I really really need you
Don't try to bark And I'll take you to the park Arf! arf! arf!

No, babbette, Don't you tear my dream Don't you break my heart Oh-wow-wow-woh!
We could share a love We could share a love... We-e-e-e could share a life...

You know Babbette I know I had to go on a tour with zappa And so marty said to his ever babbette Well, you know When I need a little bit of your lovin', babbette I brought along a whistle around my neck So I can call you babbette I said wah-ah-aahh! Could nobody hear that whistle for babbette? Woh! it's a strange dog-whistle The only dog that could answer the great things Is a german shepherd Golden man pinches... All marty's women

You know I said No, no, no, babbette Share my love Don't make me cry-y Don't make me cry Oh-oh! no-oh, no-oh, no-oh, babbette Share my love Don't make me Don't make me Don't make me cry-y-y
Oh-wow-wow-wow-woh! Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf! Please, (that's what marty said to all his dogs) (marty, there's a phone call for you!) Please!!!
 
2012-12-04 04:32:08 AM  
She was 13 when she started this love affair?

Get her some barking help!

/Wife throws the cat out of the bedroom when it's playtime
//Cat no longer even bothers
 
2012-12-04 04:33:43 AM  
There was a movie directed by Bobcat Goldthwait movie that is similar to this:

(SFW video with potentially NSFW dialogue/topic of discussion)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f_Z5OBzY1k
 
2012-12-04 04:34:32 AM  
Sigh, I fail at hot linking.

Link
 
2012-12-04 04:36:12 AM  

Rain Fall: I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me


How do you get a threesome with 2 lesbians and one gay man? Or 2 straight women and one gay man?
 
2012-12-04 04:53:19 AM  
x27.xanga.com

Is on the case, doin it doggy style
 
2012-12-04 05:04:51 AM  

GAT_00: Quality HuffPo reporting. FB pictures of a woman under arrest.


Yeah who do they think they are 4chan, redit?
 
2012-12-04 05:14:15 AM  
It could be worse: the dog could have been dead for 5 days AND the threesome occurred outside of a daycare...
 
2012-12-04 05:16:06 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Rain Fall: I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me

How do you get a threesome with 2 lesbians and one gay man? Or 2 straight women and one gay man?


Gay could mean lesbian.

Bored lesbian couple looking for a threesome.....

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-04 05:21:42 AM  
cutestuff.co
 
2012-12-04 05:39:49 AM  

TwistedFark: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.


Only perverts use Androids and Android users are universally perverts. It's a well established fact.
 
2012-12-04 05:49:54 AM  
I wonder what that state would say to:

Boyfriend turned her in as an act of blackmail for her failing/refusing to return to having sex with him.
Boyfriend failed to report himself for Sodomy for forcing sex upon a woman he was not married to.

(tell me the first one isn't the most likely truth of the whole situation, he waited two weeks, betcha his dick was talking)

I don't think the P.A. has anything at all on her. You report people for the shiat they say and we could end up with two million people in Gitmo for wanting to kill the president. Can't hook a single one on it tho, rule of law and free speech and all.
 
2012-12-04 05:51:01 AM  
I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.
 
2012-12-04 05:55:36 AM  
A friend of mine was doing the nasty with some chick he picked up. All of a sudden he gets this "extra" sensation down there. He looks and sees it's her poodle licking his nutsack. I forgot to ask him if he made it stop.
 
2012-12-04 05:57:42 AM  

prjindigo: I wonder what that state would say to:

Boyfriend turned her in as an act of blackmail for her failing/refusing to return to having sex with him.
Boyfriend failed to report himself for Sodomy for forcing sex upon a woman he was not married to.
(tell me the first one isn't the most likely truth of the whole situation, he waited two weeks, betcha his dick was talking)

I don't think the P.A. has anything at all on her. You report people for the shiat they say and we could end up with two million people in Gitmo for wanting to kill the president. Can't hook a single one on it tho, rule of law and free speech and all.


No, he turned her in because he thinks she's pregnant. Not going to be much of a custody fight when he can just show a judge her arrest for bestiality and claim she'd be an unfit mother.
 
2012-12-04 06:06:23 AM  

Rain Fall: I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.


Your fap clarity is very much fappreciated.
 
2012-12-04 06:28:35 AM  
I read the police report. The ONLY evidence the police have is the ex-boyfriend's testimony. They didn't get a warrant so they don't have any pics of her having sex with a dog either from her phone or computer.

Without additional evidence, this never goes to trial. The ex-boyfriend was unemployed and was babysitting her child. Even an inept attorney could make a case of a jilted ex-boyfriend seeking to ruin her reputation.
 
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