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(Huffington Post)   Good: Your girlfriend tells you she'd like to have a threesome. Bad: With a dog   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 252
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2012-12-04 01:46:03 AM
what is her fark nick?
 
2012-12-04 01:46:27 AM
Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?
 
2012-12-04 01:47:04 AM
At first part of subby's headline, I was like
i.imgur.com,

but then I was like
i.imgur.com.
 
2012-12-04 01:47:41 AM
".....and they call it, puppy love......."
 
2012-12-04 01:51:43 AM
Why the long face? You get caught farking a dog or something?

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-12-04 01:52:09 AM

UltimaCS: The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?


------

You do realize that you are talking about 50% of the female population these days, right?
 
2012-12-04 01:52:32 AM
old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to get her old dog a bone, she bent over, rover took over. she got an old bone of her own.
 
2012-12-04 01:56:01 AM
i.imgur.com

wooftown.com
 
2012-12-04 01:57:28 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


so what's the name of your coonthound? Rex? Spot? Sammy? Great Dane or German Shepherd? I hear sheps have the bang for the buck in dick size, but its not really my thing. you like that lappy tongue, tho, dontcha?
 
2012-12-04 01:57:29 AM

Precision Boobery: lewismarktwo: Hey, it's not her fault that Sparky took advantage when she was around 13, forever warping her sexuality. She's the victim here.

She's so ugly I kinda feel like that's what happened. After this coverage I'll be surprised if she doesn't kill herself.


I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't give really care what other people think, judging from her frankness about her sexual proclivities. I don't think what she did is ethical, but I can't really see it as a capitol offense. Although, if the dogs were traumatized I think she should be in for felony animal cruelty.

/Does no-one find it odd that the universal response from certain internet types to any transgression is "kill yourself"?
//I think it must be indicative of some serious sublimated psychopathology.
 
2012-12-04 01:57:44 AM
So a nympho has been banging dogs for the better side of 2 decades. How many has she killed with her pussy? None? Hmm. I'm stymied to find the alleged "abuse". The BF was either a prude or he was threatened that a dog could give her what he couldn't. Zoophiles ain't going away people. Just like the straights hoped that condemning the gays would make them go away.. it won't work. It's not a choice to be attracted to animals.
 
2012-12-04 01:58:38 AM

ElLoco: Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?


Lol- I know what kinda wierd pr0n you like
 
2012-12-04 01:59:40 AM
twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are. shine upon the parking lot, as i eat my girlfriends twat.
 
2012-12-04 02:00:11 AM
The way I always heard it:

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
 
2012-12-04 02:00:40 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Yeah, there's definitely some serious trauma in her last. Hopefully this will result in her getting some treatment.
 
2012-12-04 02:02:48 AM
how many dogs? was it lots of dogs?
 
2012-12-04 02:03:09 AM
Sad if true.

She cleans up pretty well if you like funky-looking.

But that's just a waste. Total waste. 

/there is just something profoundly sad about guys who can't get a date sharing a planet with women who would rather fark animals.
 
2012-12-04 02:03:37 AM
little bo peep farked her sheep, blew her horse licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice. tongued his balls not once but twice.


/ba-da-bing
 
2012-12-04 02:04:13 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.



Damn. Now I feel guilty.

...Not that you're necessarily correct about the source of her problems, though. As with lots of mental problems, some people probably have paraphilias for no easily identifiable reason.
 
2012-12-04 02:05:56 AM

gaspode: how many dogs? was it lots of dogs?


she was going to pretend they were the new york knicks
 
2012-12-04 02:06:13 AM
I'm sorry, but what possible journalistic purpose was there for a slideshow of her farking Facebook photos? And what relevancy does the fact that she has an incest fetish have to do with anything, other than to further prove how weird she is?
 
2012-12-04 02:08:49 AM
cd09.artist.images.jango.com

it's like no one ever jerked off a dog
 
2012-12-04 02:09:05 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.
...
I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Well, it is a woman committing the crime, so it's the "what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.
 
2012-12-04 02:10:15 AM

willfullyobscure: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.

so what's the name of your coonthound? Rex? Spot? Sammy? Great Dane or German Shepherd? I hear sheps have the bang for the buck in dick size, but its not really my thing. you like that lappy tongue, tho, dontcha?


I once had a poodle named Lucy. Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds was her official AKC name.

Good dog.
 
2012-12-04 02:10:39 AM
irom.files.wordpress.com



The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Snap it!
The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Not a speck of cereal!


Give me -- your dirty love. Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer

Where is your messiah Bieber now?!
 
2012-12-04 02:10:40 AM
The first rule of Fido Club is that you don't talk about Fido Club.
 
2012-12-04 02:11:25 AM
He's already farking a horse, a dog can't be any worse.
 
2012-12-04 02:12:30 AM
The one I always heard was:

"There was an old zookeeper who got raped by a bear,
Penile guard hairs sharp as steel skewered his intestines,
Then gallons of putrid ursine semen flooded his chest cavity,
And his rib cage collapsed. I don't know where,
He is now but he doesn't smell too good...
...That's for sure
."

/this post was probably unnecessary
//Lake Havasu City has a lot worse, I'm sure
 
2012-12-04 02:13:07 AM

God-is-a-Taco: what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.


really? you are going to blame some man, somewhere in the world on this woman being a dog farker?


/i see what you did there
 
2012-12-04 02:15:05 AM
at lest the Elephants are safe... i guess
 
2012-12-04 02:15:17 AM
Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.
 
2012-12-04 02:15:38 AM
i have dreams of farking animals.

/beautiful, wonderful dreams
 
2012-12-04 02:15:42 AM
FTA "The ex-boyfriend told police he was "disturbed and freaked out" and said he told Sonnier "she was disgusting." The two broke up shortly thereafter."

Um, why not RIGHT THE FARK THEN? He wanted to wait it out and see what happened?
 
2012-12-04 02:16:26 AM

Isildur: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Damn. Now I feel guilty.

...Not that you're necessarily correct about the source of her problems, though. As with lots of mental problems, some people probably have paraphilias for no easily identifiable reason.


You have a good point. But I feel that having your trust truly and ultimately betrayed as an innocent child severely farks you up LONG term. I don't think something like that just manifests randomly. Maybe it's the Jung/Freud school of though, but I dunno. I also don't feel that everything is tied to your past, and we all know the human brain is all kinda messed up in the membrane. Ever meet a schizophrenic for real?

I know people who've been through some shiat, and it's like..."Wow, there's no way anyone is coming out of that just fine"
 
2012-12-04 02:18:30 AM

Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.


If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:08 AM
Dude wasn't farking her enough, then pushes her away instead of coping and helping her?
Then when he wants more ass and she tells him to fark off he turns her in.

Living in florida kinda ruins the script.



So... would I fark a girl who farked a dog? As long as the dog didn't have STDs, whats the farking difference between it and your stinking ass?
 
2012-12-04 02:19:28 AM

God-is-a-Taco: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.
...
I farking hate the internet sometimes.

Well, it is a woman committing the crime, so it's the "what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.


Hey man, guilty as charged. Not sure what you're getting at.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:30 AM

OhioUGrad: FTA "The ex-boyfriend told police he was "disturbed and freaked out" and said he told Sonnier "she was disgusting." The two broke up shortly thereafter."

Um, why not RIGHT THE FARK THEN? He wanted to wait it out and see what happened?


He wanted to fark her a few more times, just to make sure he knocked her up before abandoning her.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:33 AM
Moral of the story: Never reveal your more farked up/illegal fetishes unless you are sure your partner isn't a dickbag snitch.
 
2012-12-04 02:20:05 AM

TwistedFark: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.


I thought it was farking hilarious, myself. Woke my girlfriend up giggling.
 
2012-12-04 02:22:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: If that's the case she can sue a lot of people granted I only scanned the article but didn't notice the word alleged in there.


Everything is 'alleged' without a conviction and a lawsuit wouldn't do anything but make the accusations against even more widely known.
 
2012-12-04 02:25:14 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Ever meet a schizophrenic for real?


Buh wat? You didn't just try to claim schizophrenia is caused by childhood trauma, did you? As someone with a known (unfortunately) genetic predisposition towards it myself, that would not be an accurate assertion. It's also one of the few mental disorders that is almost totally unaffected by CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy). When someone loses the bio lottery and develops schizophrenia, that's a one-way street.
 
2012-12-04 02:27:03 AM
FTA "and pulled up images on the phone of a family of cartoon characters having sex"

25.media.tumblr.com



When an Astro, George and Judy Jetson 3-way means going to jail, or if a Meg and Stewie Griffin reverse cowgirl becomes illegal... then I don't want to live on this planet any more. Dahnkster
 
2012-12-04 02:28:21 AM

HBK: "Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"



She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 02:30:03 AM
Eh, you can have your moral hissy fits if you want but rural kids, male and female, have been screwing the beasts since the dawn of time. Happens when kids have no other choice. I'd bet that "conservative" cultures have more bestiality.

Never mind that these accusations could be malicious, like a schoolgirl ruining a teachers life. Never mind actual (not fictional but common) abuse.
 
2012-12-04 02:31:05 AM
30 years ago, i went to visit some uncles, aunts and cousins to the county north of the one i lived in. after dinner i said what do you guys do for fun? they said we smoke this weed we grow and then drink some of this homemade liquor. after a few joints and a few quarts of moonshine, i said what do we do for fun now? they said we go behind the barn and pick out the prettiest pig. about 3 minutes later my cousins came around the barn pointing and laughing at me. i said i knew that they were farking with me. they said no, i had picked out the ugliest pig.
 
2012-12-04 02:31:16 AM

Dahnkster: FTA "and pulled up images on the phone of a family of cartoon characters having sex"
When an Astro, George and Judy Jetson 3-way means going to jail, or if a Meg and Stewie Griffin reverse cowgirl becomes illegal... then I don't want to live on this planet any more. Dahnkster


Hate to break it to you, but the last example there could and probably would be considered child pornography. On the other hand, I got tickets to a rocket flight to sell you.
-J-
 
ecl
2012-12-04 02:34:05 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: 30 years ago, i went to visit some uncles, aunts and cousins to the county north of the one i lived in. after dinner i said what do you guys do for fun? they said we smoke this weed we grow and then drink some of this homemade liquor. after a few joints and a few quarts of moonshine, i said what do we do for fun now? they said we go behind the barn and pick out the prettiest pig. about 3 minutes later my cousins came around the barn pointing and laughing at me. i said i knew that they were farking with me. they said no, i had picked out the ugliest pig.


You should have left long before that.
 
2012-12-04 02:36:56 AM

generallyso: tinfoil-hat maggie: If that's the case she can sue a lot of people granted I only scanned the article but didn't notice the word alleged in there.

Everything is 'alleged' without a conviction and a lawsuit wouldn't do anything but make the accusations against even more widely known.


That's true but I just remember back in the day when news services covered their asses or assets.
 
2012-12-04 02:37:39 AM
FTA: "They sat down and Brittany used his phone to look some things up," the police report states. 

Sounds to me like the BF got caught looking at crazy shiat and is now looking for an out...
 
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