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2012-12-03 08:58:52 PM
Meh... #2, #5 and #8 please.
 
2012-12-03 09:41:39 PM

Elzar: Meh... #2, #5 and #8 please.


agreed.
 
2012-12-03 09:46:11 PM
Was the dog's name Lucky?
 
2012-12-03 10:11:09 PM
image.legios.org
 
2012-12-03 10:34:39 PM
Quality HuffPo reporting. FB pictures of a woman under arrest.
 
2012-12-03 10:46:38 PM
Trim his nails; do something about his breath.
 
2012-12-03 11:20:52 PM
Man, that's ruff.
 
2012-12-03 11:22:17 PM
Friendly pup, isn't he?
 
2012-12-03 11:30:44 PM
"Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...
 
2012-12-04 12:37:05 AM

Solon Isonomia: "Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...


I think bestiality should be its own charge.

Crimes against nature sounds more like taking a squirrel hostage until his wife delivers his stash of acorns to ya.
 
2012-12-04 12:40:54 AM
What a biatch.
 
2012-12-04 01:13:00 AM
once again Rent-A-Dog fulfills all your canine needs that's 1-800-Rent-A-Dog
 
HBK
2012-12-04 01:14:24 AM
"Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"

i.huffpost.com

She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa
 
2012-12-04 01:15:54 AM
Ol' Rex liked it human style.
 
2012-12-04 01:15:58 AM
wasn't this the plot of some family guy episode?
 
2012-12-04 01:15:58 AM
Bow chicka bow-wow.
 
2012-12-04 01:16:13 AM
Breakout the peanut butter...
 
2012-12-04 01:17:31 AM
So what if that girl was fertile, will she conceived some kind of a hybrid?
 
2012-12-04 01:18:55 AM
Hey, it's not her fault that Sparky took advantage when she was around 13, forever warping her sexuality. She's the victim here.
 
2012-12-04 01:20:19 AM
celebritywonder.ugo.com
 
2012-12-04 01:20:24 AM
Don't you love the way American media broadcasts accusations and full names in headlines?
 
2012-12-04 01:21:01 AM
WTF? Really? ewww
 
2012-12-04 01:21:21 AM
This was Arizona?

I figured Chicago, IL.

/60652
 
2012-12-04 01:21:37 AM

harrydorcas: So what if that girl was fertile, will she conceived some kind of a hybrid?


Mongrel. The word is mongrel.
 
2012-12-04 01:21:39 AM
fta Our investigations bureau investigated the allegations

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:21:52 AM
WTF?

I hope this guy isn't just lying to get custody of the alleged child or to get back at her for breaking up with him.
 
ecl
2012-12-04 01:22:16 AM

harrydorcas: So what if that girl was fertile, will she conceived some kind of a hybrid?


http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/117/814/are-you-wiza r d.jpg
 
2012-12-04 01:22:27 AM

MessyDwarf:


why is that dude have bewbs? what has gone wrong
 
ecl
2012-12-04 01:23:00 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-04 01:23:50 AM
I was plowin' the old lady last night and the dog jumped up in bed with us. It's a girl dog though so it wasn't gay or nothin'.
 
2012-12-04 01:26:27 AM
i.imgur.com

Approves
 
2012-12-04 01:27:26 AM

doglover: Solon Isonomia: "Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...

I think bestiality should be its own charge.

Crimes against nature sounds more like taking a squirrel hostage until his wife delivers his stash of acorns to ya.


Crimes against nature sounds like a mad scientist.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:13 AM
Ha! With this thread open, I just a few seconds ago saw a droid commercial where a girl picked up a dog for sex. (I'm not sure what that has to do with droids but she was definitely trying to hook up with that dog)
 
2012-12-04 01:28:44 AM

Elzar: Meh... #2, #5 and #8 please.


Take em. While you're at it take the rest.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:45 AM
Your dog gives a bone
 
2012-12-04 01:29:28 AM

Notabunny: fta Our investigations bureau investigated the allegations

[img.photobucket.com image 480x392]


Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over
Rover took over
For the dog had a bone of his own
 
2012-12-04 01:29:50 AM

you are a puppet: Ha! With this thread open, I just a few seconds ago saw a droid commercial where a girl picked up a dog for sex. (I'm not sure what that has to do with droids but she was definitely trying to hook up with that dog)


She can go about her business. Move along.
 
2012-12-04 01:30:12 AM
Subby must be new to the Internet if this is supposed to be revolting. Way more twisted stuff on the Internet. Not sure what this young girl likes to do in her spare time has to do with her being a fit parent. I live in Arizona and I am way more sickened by the political views of the majority of the people here.
 
2012-12-04 01:30:40 AM
furries!
 
2012-12-04 01:30:41 AM
It appears that this is one lady who doesn't mind.......



*dons sunglasses*

......being hounded.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
 
2012-12-04 01:32:22 AM

ChrisDe: Ol' Rex liked it human style.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 01:33:35 AM

lewismarktwo: Hey, it's not her fault that Sparky took advantage when she was around 13, forever warping her sexuality. She's the victim here.


She's so ugly I kinda feel like that's what happened. After this coverage I'll be surprised if she doesn't kill herself.
 
2012-12-04 01:35:52 AM
The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?
 
2012-12-04 01:36:05 AM
This is the second fairly attractive woman from Arizona that's made Fark for bestiality this year. And when I say "fairly attractive", I mean they wouldn't have a problem finding a guy to take care of their needs.

But I wonder if this guy is just trying to get even with an ex for some reason. If that's the case I hope she sues his ass for every penny he has.
 
ecl
2012-12-04 01:36:24 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I was plowin' the old lady last night and the dog jumped up in bed with us. It's a girl dog though so it wasn't gay or nothin'.


You f*cked the dog? Did you let her finish?
 
2012-12-04 01:38:35 AM

Krieghund: This is the second fairly attractive woman from Arizona that's made Fark for bestiality this year. And when I say "fairly attractive", I mean they wouldn't have a problem finding a guy to take care of their needs.

But I wonder if this guy is just trying to get even with an ex for some reason. If that's the case I hope she sues his ass for every penny he has.


If that's the case she can sue a lot of people granted I only scanned the article but didn't notice the word alleged in there.
 
ecl
2012-12-04 01:39:05 AM

UltimaCS: The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?


Assplay?
 
2012-12-04 01:41:36 AM
Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.
 
2012-12-04 01:43:23 AM

ecl: UltimaCS: The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?

Assplay?


I dunno, but at least in the Phoenix metro area it's pretty common to see girls and guys with all sorts of piercings and tattoos. It's pretty trashy, but it isn't a rare form of trashy and chances are at least some of those people are normal other than the fact that they'd be heavily inconvenienced going through metal detectors.
 
2012-12-04 01:44:57 AM
Well... is the dog hot?
 
2012-12-04 01:46:03 AM
what is her fark nick?
 
2012-12-04 01:46:27 AM
Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?
 
2012-12-04 01:47:04 AM
At first part of subby's headline, I was like
i.imgur.com,

but then I was like
i.imgur.com.
 
2012-12-04 01:47:41 AM
".....and they call it, puppy love......."
 
2012-12-04 01:51:43 AM
Why the long face? You get caught farking a dog or something?

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-12-04 01:52:09 AM

UltimaCS: The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?


------

You do realize that you are talking about 50% of the female population these days, right?
 
2012-12-04 01:52:32 AM
old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to get her old dog a bone, she bent over, rover took over. she got an old bone of her own.
 
2012-12-04 01:56:01 AM
i.imgur.com

wooftown.com
 
2012-12-04 01:57:28 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


so what's the name of your coonthound? Rex? Spot? Sammy? Great Dane or German Shepherd? I hear sheps have the bang for the buck in dick size, but its not really my thing. you like that lappy tongue, tho, dontcha?
 
2012-12-04 01:57:29 AM

Precision Boobery: lewismarktwo: Hey, it's not her fault that Sparky took advantage when she was around 13, forever warping her sexuality. She's the victim here.

She's so ugly I kinda feel like that's what happened. After this coverage I'll be surprised if she doesn't kill herself.


I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't give really care what other people think, judging from her frankness about her sexual proclivities. I don't think what she did is ethical, but I can't really see it as a capitol offense. Although, if the dogs were traumatized I think she should be in for felony animal cruelty.

/Does no-one find it odd that the universal response from certain internet types to any transgression is "kill yourself"?
//I think it must be indicative of some serious sublimated psychopathology.
 
2012-12-04 01:57:44 AM
So a nympho has been banging dogs for the better side of 2 decades. How many has she killed with her pussy? None? Hmm. I'm stymied to find the alleged "abuse". The BF was either a prude or he was threatened that a dog could give her what he couldn't. Zoophiles ain't going away people. Just like the straights hoped that condemning the gays would make them go away.. it won't work. It's not a choice to be attracted to animals.
 
2012-12-04 01:58:38 AM

ElLoco: Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?


Lol- I know what kinda wierd pr0n you like
 
2012-12-04 01:59:40 AM
twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are. shine upon the parking lot, as i eat my girlfriends twat.
 
2012-12-04 02:00:11 AM
The way I always heard it:

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
 
2012-12-04 02:00:40 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Yeah, there's definitely some serious trauma in her last. Hopefully this will result in her getting some treatment.
 
2012-12-04 02:02:48 AM
how many dogs? was it lots of dogs?
 
2012-12-04 02:03:09 AM
Sad if true.

She cleans up pretty well if you like funky-looking.

But that's just a waste. Total waste. 

/there is just something profoundly sad about guys who can't get a date sharing a planet with women who would rather fark animals.
 
2012-12-04 02:03:37 AM
little bo peep farked her sheep, blew her horse licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice. tongued his balls not once but twice.


/ba-da-bing
 
2012-12-04 02:04:13 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.



Damn. Now I feel guilty.

...Not that you're necessarily correct about the source of her problems, though. As with lots of mental problems, some people probably have paraphilias for no easily identifiable reason.
 
2012-12-04 02:05:56 AM

gaspode: how many dogs? was it lots of dogs?


she was going to pretend they were the new york knicks
 
2012-12-04 02:06:13 AM
I'm sorry, but what possible journalistic purpose was there for a slideshow of her farking Facebook photos? And what relevancy does the fact that she has an incest fetish have to do with anything, other than to further prove how weird she is?
 
2012-12-04 02:08:49 AM
cd09.artist.images.jango.com

it's like no one ever jerked off a dog
 
2012-12-04 02:09:05 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.
...
I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Well, it is a woman committing the crime, so it's the "what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.
 
2012-12-04 02:10:15 AM

willfullyobscure: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.

so what's the name of your coonthound? Rex? Spot? Sammy? Great Dane or German Shepherd? I hear sheps have the bang for the buck in dick size, but its not really my thing. you like that lappy tongue, tho, dontcha?


I once had a poodle named Lucy. Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds was her official AKC name.

Good dog.
 
2012-12-04 02:10:39 AM
irom.files.wordpress.com



The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Snap it!
The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Not a speck of cereal!


Give me -- your dirty love. Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer

Where is your messiah Bieber now?!
 
2012-12-04 02:10:40 AM
The first rule of Fido Club is that you don't talk about Fido Club.
 
2012-12-04 02:11:25 AM
He's already farking a horse, a dog can't be any worse.
 
2012-12-04 02:12:30 AM
The one I always heard was:

"There was an old zookeeper who got raped by a bear,
Penile guard hairs sharp as steel skewered his intestines,
Then gallons of putrid ursine semen flooded his chest cavity,
And his rib cage collapsed. I don't know where,
He is now but he doesn't smell too good...
...That's for sure
."

/this post was probably unnecessary
//Lake Havasu City has a lot worse, I'm sure
 
2012-12-04 02:13:07 AM

God-is-a-Taco: what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.


really? you are going to blame some man, somewhere in the world on this woman being a dog farker?


/i see what you did there
 
2012-12-04 02:15:05 AM
at lest the Elephants are safe... i guess
 
2012-12-04 02:15:17 AM
Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.
 
2012-12-04 02:15:38 AM
i have dreams of farking animals.

/beautiful, wonderful dreams
 
2012-12-04 02:15:42 AM
FTA "The ex-boyfriend told police he was "disturbed and freaked out" and said he told Sonnier "she was disgusting." The two broke up shortly thereafter."

Um, why not RIGHT THE FARK THEN? He wanted to wait it out and see what happened?
 
2012-12-04 02:16:26 AM

Isildur: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Damn. Now I feel guilty.

...Not that you're necessarily correct about the source of her problems, though. As with lots of mental problems, some people probably have paraphilias for no easily identifiable reason.


You have a good point. But I feel that having your trust truly and ultimately betrayed as an innocent child severely farks you up LONG term. I don't think something like that just manifests randomly. Maybe it's the Jung/Freud school of though, but I dunno. I also don't feel that everything is tied to your past, and we all know the human brain is all kinda messed up in the membrane. Ever meet a schizophrenic for real?

I know people who've been through some shiat, and it's like..."Wow, there's no way anyone is coming out of that just fine"
 
2012-12-04 02:18:30 AM

Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.


If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:08 AM
Dude wasn't farking her enough, then pushes her away instead of coping and helping her?
Then when he wants more ass and she tells him to fark off he turns her in.

Living in florida kinda ruins the script.



So... would I fark a girl who farked a dog? As long as the dog didn't have STDs, whats the farking difference between it and your stinking ass?
 
2012-12-04 02:19:28 AM

God-is-a-Taco: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.
...
I farking hate the internet sometimes.

Well, it is a woman committing the crime, so it's the "what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.


Hey man, guilty as charged. Not sure what you're getting at.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:30 AM

OhioUGrad: FTA "The ex-boyfriend told police he was "disturbed and freaked out" and said he told Sonnier "she was disgusting." The two broke up shortly thereafter."

Um, why not RIGHT THE FARK THEN? He wanted to wait it out and see what happened?


He wanted to fark her a few more times, just to make sure he knocked her up before abandoning her.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:33 AM
Moral of the story: Never reveal your more farked up/illegal fetishes unless you are sure your partner isn't a dickbag snitch.
 
2012-12-04 02:20:05 AM

TwistedFark: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.


I thought it was farking hilarious, myself. Woke my girlfriend up giggling.
 
2012-12-04 02:22:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: If that's the case she can sue a lot of people granted I only scanned the article but didn't notice the word alleged in there.


Everything is 'alleged' without a conviction and a lawsuit wouldn't do anything but make the accusations against even more widely known.
 
2012-12-04 02:25:14 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Ever meet a schizophrenic for real?


Buh wat? You didn't just try to claim schizophrenia is caused by childhood trauma, did you? As someone with a known (unfortunately) genetic predisposition towards it myself, that would not be an accurate assertion. It's also one of the few mental disorders that is almost totally unaffected by CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy). When someone loses the bio lottery and develops schizophrenia, that's a one-way street.
 
2012-12-04 02:27:03 AM
FTA "and pulled up images on the phone of a family of cartoon characters having sex"

25.media.tumblr.com



When an Astro, George and Judy Jetson 3-way means going to jail, or if a Meg and Stewie Griffin reverse cowgirl becomes illegal... then I don't want to live on this planet any more. Dahnkster
 
2012-12-04 02:28:21 AM

HBK: "Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"



She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 02:30:03 AM
Eh, you can have your moral hissy fits if you want but rural kids, male and female, have been screwing the beasts since the dawn of time. Happens when kids have no other choice. I'd bet that "conservative" cultures have more bestiality.

Never mind that these accusations could be malicious, like a schoolgirl ruining a teachers life. Never mind actual (not fictional but common) abuse.
 
2012-12-04 02:31:05 AM
30 years ago, i went to visit some uncles, aunts and cousins to the county north of the one i lived in. after dinner i said what do you guys do for fun? they said we smoke this weed we grow and then drink some of this homemade liquor. after a few joints and a few quarts of moonshine, i said what do we do for fun now? they said we go behind the barn and pick out the prettiest pig. about 3 minutes later my cousins came around the barn pointing and laughing at me. i said i knew that they were farking with me. they said no, i had picked out the ugliest pig.
 
2012-12-04 02:31:16 AM

Dahnkster: FTA "and pulled up images on the phone of a family of cartoon characters having sex"
When an Astro, George and Judy Jetson 3-way means going to jail, or if a Meg and Stewie Griffin reverse cowgirl becomes illegal... then I don't want to live on this planet any more. Dahnkster


Hate to break it to you, but the last example there could and probably would be considered child pornography. On the other hand, I got tickets to a rocket flight to sell you.
-J-
 
ecl
2012-12-04 02:34:05 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: 30 years ago, i went to visit some uncles, aunts and cousins to the county north of the one i lived in. after dinner i said what do you guys do for fun? they said we smoke this weed we grow and then drink some of this homemade liquor. after a few joints and a few quarts of moonshine, i said what do we do for fun now? they said we go behind the barn and pick out the prettiest pig. about 3 minutes later my cousins came around the barn pointing and laughing at me. i said i knew that they were farking with me. they said no, i had picked out the ugliest pig.


You should have left long before that.
 
2012-12-04 02:36:56 AM

generallyso: tinfoil-hat maggie: If that's the case she can sue a lot of people granted I only scanned the article but didn't notice the word alleged in there.

Everything is 'alleged' without a conviction and a lawsuit wouldn't do anything but make the accusations against even more widely known.


That's true but I just remember back in the day when news services covered their asses or assets.
 
2012-12-04 02:37:39 AM
FTA: "They sat down and Brittany used his phone to look some things up," the police report states. 

Sounds to me like the BF got caught looking at crazy shiat and is now looking for an out...
 
2012-12-04 02:38:33 AM

ecl: What_Would_Jimi_Do: 30 years ago, i went to visit some uncles, aunts and cousins to the county north of the one i lived in. after dinner i said what do you guys do for fun? they said we smoke this weed we grow and then drink some of this homemade liquor. after a few joints and a few quarts of moonshine, i said what do we do for fun now? they said we go behind the barn and pick out the prettiest pig. about 3 minutes later my cousins came around the barn pointing and laughing at me. i said i knew that they were farking with me. they said no, i had picked out the ugliest pig.

You should have left long before that.


i never left, are you crazy? LOL
 
2012-12-04 02:38:54 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Fails to see the problem here...
 
2012-12-04 02:41:16 AM

Dahnkster: FTA "and pulled up images on the phone of a family of cartoon characters having sex"

[25.media.tumblr.com image 600x362]



When an Astro, George and Judy Jetson 3-way means going to jail, or if a Meg and Stewie Griffin reverse cowgirl becomes illegal... then I don't want to live on this planet any more. Dahnkster

 

There's a perfect Dysfunctional Family Circus for this, but I can only find it as a png file.

LOL topical humor
 
2012-12-04 02:43:00 AM
This follows standard rules for sex with those unable to consent: male dogs farked by female humans are to be envied.

Duh.
 
2012-12-04 02:43:03 AM

gaspode: how many dogs? was it lots of dogs?


i80.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 02:44:44 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Isildur: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Damn. Now I feel guilty.

...Not that you're necessarily correct about the source of her problems, though. As with lots of mental problems, some people probably have paraphilias for no easily identifiable reason.

You have a good point. But I feel that having your trust truly and ultimately betrayed as an innocent child severely farks you up LONG term. I don't think something like that just manifests randomly. Maybe it's the Jung/Freud school of though, but I dunno. I also don't feel that everything is tied to your past, and we all know the human brain is all kinda messed up in the membrane. Ever meet a schizophrenic for real?

I know people who've been through some shiat, and it's like..."Wow, there's no way anyone is coming out of that just fine"


Actually, there's been extensive studies on people with PTSD (specifically from childhood sexual abuse) that shows they have a much higher chance of ending up in prostitution and also being sexually abused as adults due to issues with recognising danger in sexual situations.

/Have met a hebephrenic schizophrenic, very odd when she reverts to her 'childhood' persona.
//Have also met a few childhood abuse victims who have been diagnosed as having PTSD
///There's also indications that some people have psychiatric disorders that manifest in periods of extreme stress etc. (bipolar is one example, where it's a physiological disorder, but doesn't always present itself until the person undergoes some extreme stress/distress)
////Slashies
 
2012-12-04 02:49:40 AM

fusillade762: Well... is the dog hot?


www.petfinder.com

God dammit, I'm so hard right now.
 
2012-12-04 02:51:07 AM
OK... I mean, farking the family dog is some serious kinky shiat... But what's the point of this article? I mean, is the purpose to make people aware that some sexually deviant humans occasionally have sex with animals? I think we all are pretty well aware that such things happen (we've had the internet years and years now). If that's not it, it would seem the only alternative that makes any sense is that this rag (albeit a virtual rag) simply wanted to destroy someone's life (thanks to the boyfriend who's obviously jilted/disgruntled for whatever reason; maybe he can't wrap his mind around Rover being a better lay than him?).

Honestly the dogs are lucky to have (what seems to be based on low-res photos) a relatively attractive human to bang and if this chick wants to engage in such weird shiat, who is anyone to stop her? Are we concerned with the future psychological after-effects that the dogs might suffer later in life due to their being 'sexually assaulted'? Seriously..? This is just a distasteful invasion of privacy with no purpose other than to be salacious.

I'm not impressed and I actually feel sorry for the dog-farker. Good luck getting a job, Brittany! Have fun getting your child(ren) taken away! And thanks again for proving what low-brow trash you are, Huffington Post!
 
2012-12-04 02:55:47 AM
"Sick", Subby?

Why so judgemental? We were told by the Right that this would be the natural progression if the gays got rights. Give 'em their 'win' here. Remember; even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile.
 
2012-12-04 03:00:08 AM

Mikey1969: Why so judgemental? We were told by the Right that this would be the natural progression if the gays got rights


the gays have right and this is the progression, were they wrong?
 
2012-12-04 03:00:47 AM

Mikey1969: "Sick", Subby?

Why so judgemental? We were told by the Right that this would be the natural progression if the gays got rights. Give 'em their 'win' here. Remember; even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile.


Good point. How do you even make a moral distinction between gay business and what this chick has been up to? It's a stretch to say that the dogs aren't giving their consent. For males, the very act of intercourse pretty heavily implies consent. Beyond that, what argument is there?

If gays can engage in homosexual sex and even marriage, then I think this chick should be legally entitled to continue her activities without government interference (and dare I say, wedding bells just over the horizon?).
 
2012-12-04 03:09:00 AM
Who knew 70's Geddy Lee was into Bestiality?
 
2012-12-04 03:09:51 AM

Igor Jakovsky: HBK: "Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"



She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa


Lol. Thanks for that.
 
2012-12-04 03:15:13 AM

Legios: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Isildur: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.


Damn. Now I feel guilty.

...Not that you're necessarily correct about the source of her problems, though. As with lots of mental problems, some people probably have paraphilias for no easily identifiable reason.

You have a good point. But I feel that having your trust truly and ultimately betrayed as an innocent child severely farks you up LONG term. I don't think something like that just manifests randomly. Maybe it's the Jung/Freud school of though, but I dunno. I also don't feel that everything is tied to your past, and we all know the human brain is all kinda messed up in the membrane. Ever meet a schizophrenic for real?

I know people who've been through some shiat, and it's like..."Wow, there's no way anyone is coming out of that just fine"

Actually, there's been extensive studies on people with PTSD (specifically from childhood sexual abuse) that shows they have a much higher chance of ending up in prostitution and also being sexually abused as adults due to issues with recognising danger in sexual situations.

/Have met a hebephrenic schizophrenic, very odd when she reverts to her 'childhood' persona.
//Have also met a few childhood abuse victims who have been diagnosed as having PTSD
///There's also indications that some people have psychiatric disorders that manifest in periods of extreme stress etc. (bipolar is one example, where it's a p ...


I know all this too well. BP, PTSD, BPD. Preachin' to the choir, man. I guess my beef is the photos published like that. And well, hey, that's what this site is about. Mocking bullshiat news.

I love me some crazy, but the dog farking will turn me right the hell around.
 
2012-12-04 03:18:49 AM
I wonder if they get stuck together?
 
2012-12-04 03:19:49 AM
i.imgur.com

At least I KNOW he loves me.
 
HBK
2012-12-04 03:22:44 AM

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.


That looks just like my dog!
 
2012-12-04 03:30:25 AM

HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!


my cousin was married to that dog
 
2012-12-04 03:32:04 AM

HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!


It is. The slut.
 
2012-12-04 03:33:14 AM
Christ. And I thought mine was messed up. I hope one day she finds solace.
 
2012-12-04 03:37:24 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Christ. And I thought mine was messed up. I hope one day she finds a healthier form of solace.


FTFY.
 
HBK
2012-12-04 03:43:05 AM

fusillade762: HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!

It is. The slut.



What_Would_Jimi_Do: HBK: weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]

At least I KNOW he loves me.

That looks just like my dog!

my cousin was married to that dog


That biatch gets around. No wonder she's always digging under the fence.
 
2012-12-04 03:44:59 AM
i couldn't help noticing that it was all just alleged. like they got all the proof they needed from her EX. I'm not white knighting her or anything, but can you just imaging if she actually didn't do it?

"Hey aren't you that girl who F**ks dogs?"

Hell they didn't even offer proof. no "We found pictures on her cellphone" or "The dog testified rape". none of that. I don't care if it is Arizona, due process is a right afforded to every American. If she is innocent i hope she sues the hell out of everyone. If she is guilty then she should probably get help.
 
2012-12-04 03:46:43 AM

A Terrible Human: Apos: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Christ. And I thought mine was messed up. I hope one day she finds a healthier form of solace.

FTFY.

Yeah I'm willing to bet that she didn't have a good childhood.



A sad possibility.
 
2012-12-04 03:52:57 AM
You're barking up the wrong tree, hun.
 
2012-12-04 03:53:58 AM
Who in the hell reads that rag.
 
2012-12-04 03:53:59 AM
so I read the article and it sounds like all they have to go on is some guy reporting that the GF is into kinky stuff.

I.e. they have no proof, no photos, no crazy videos, nothing that could PROVE she's did the bestiality thing. She was arrested and put in jail just because her ex bf said some things? Wtf america?

I wouldn't be surprised if the ex boyfriend himself was some combination of: jealous of her or some guy she was with, couldn't get it up, or trying to get revenge on her for something totally lame.

Going by the logic of the story presented -- I could just report random people I interact with on a daily basis by going to the cops and saying "they confessed weird animal sex thoughts to me" and totally wreck their lives.

There are some wack things on the internet -- and a quick google search will show you that thoughts of incest or bestiality are in fact pretty damn common in this big ole' crazy world of ours. This isn't something new....

If she had pictures of her and the family dog -- alright charge her with whatever animal "cruelty" laws there are on the books, but to do all this over what some 3rd party says to the police?
 
2012-12-04 04:00:00 AM

Dolfin: So a nympho has been banging dogs for the better side of 2 decades. How many has she killed with her pussy? None? Hmm. I'm stymied to find the alleged "abuse". The BF was either a prude or he was threatened that a dog could give her what he couldn't. Zoophiles ain't going away people. Just like the straights hoped that condemning the gays would make them go away.. it won't work. It's not a choice to be attracted to animals.


"there's no accounting for taste" said the old lady as she bent to kiss her cow
 
2012-12-04 04:01:20 AM

TwistedFark: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.


Phones..they are serious business to this man. Do not F@CK with the phones.
 
2012-12-04 04:06:27 AM
I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me, usually by a bored couple who wanted some fun.

I never understood why anyone would be willing to share their partner. If you really are that bored, leave and find someone more exciting.

And I certainly would not share my partner.
 
2012-12-04 04:13:38 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com 

/the real victim in this mess
 
2012-12-04 04:14:51 AM

Rain Fall: I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me, usually by a bored couple who wanted some fun.

I never understood why anyone would be willing to share their partner. If you really are that bored, leave and find someone more exciting.

And I certainly would not share my partner.



Lucky bastard. If marriage is legal for you where you reside..well..stay single.

Unless you already are married and it's still exciting. In that case I'd hate you even more hehehehe
 
2012-12-04 04:24:54 AM
Could be worse, it could be Glen Beck.

And c'mon, a great dane having sex with the horse in those photos would be totally hot, right?
 
2012-12-04 04:29:54 AM

Dahnkster: The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Snap it!
The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Not a speck of cereal!

Give me -- your dirty love. Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer

Where is your messiah Bieber now?!


irom.files.wordpress.com

Don't tell me no, babbette (I mean duke)
Don't you tear my dream
Don't you break my heart Darling, we could share a love so fine
Please, darling, won't you be mine

Don't tell me no, babbette
Can't you see that i Don't wanna make you cry
You're the only one like this before Please, babbette, it's you I adore
You I a-do-re

Oh! Oh, how I want you I really really want you I need your love to guide my way
Oh! oh! oh! Oh, how I need you I really really need you
Don't try to bark And I'll take you to the park Arf! arf! arf!

No, babbette, Don't you tear my dream Don't you break my heart Oh-wow-wow-woh!
We could share a love We could share a love... We-e-e-e could share a life...

You know Babbette I know I had to go on a tour with zappa And so marty said to his ever babbette Well, you know When I need a little bit of your lovin', babbette I brought along a whistle around my neck So I can call you babbette I said wah-ah-aahh! Could nobody hear that whistle for babbette? Woh! it's a strange dog-whistle The only dog that could answer the great things Is a german shepherd Golden man pinches... All marty's women

You know I said No, no, no, babbette Share my love Don't make me cry-y Don't make me cry Oh-oh! no-oh, no-oh, no-oh, babbette Share my love Don't make me Don't make me Don't make me cry-y-y
Oh-wow-wow-wow-woh! Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf! Please, (that's what marty said to all his dogs) (marty, there's a phone call for you!) Please!!!
 
2012-12-04 04:32:08 AM
She was 13 when she started this love affair?

Get her some barking help!

/Wife throws the cat out of the bedroom when it's playtime
//Cat no longer even bothers
 
2012-12-04 04:33:43 AM
There was a movie directed by Bobcat Goldthwait movie that is similar to this:

(SFW video with potentially NSFW dialogue/topic of discussion)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f_Z5OBzY1k
 
2012-12-04 04:34:32 AM
Sigh, I fail at hot linking.

Link
 
2012-12-04 04:36:12 AM

Rain Fall: I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me


How do you get a threesome with 2 lesbians and one gay man? Or 2 straight women and one gay man?
 
2012-12-04 04:53:19 AM
x27.xanga.com

Is on the case, doin it doggy style
 
2012-12-04 05:04:51 AM

GAT_00: Quality HuffPo reporting. FB pictures of a woman under arrest.


Yeah who do they think they are 4chan, redit?
 
2012-12-04 05:14:15 AM
It could be worse: the dog could have been dead for 5 days AND the threesome occurred outside of a daycare...
 
2012-12-04 05:16:06 AM

HotWingAgenda: Rain Fall: I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me

How do you get a threesome with 2 lesbians and one gay man? Or 2 straight women and one gay man?


Gay could mean lesbian.

Bored lesbian couple looking for a threesome.....

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-04 05:21:42 AM
cutestuff.co
 
2012-12-04 05:39:49 AM

TwistedFark: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

If you were playing the odds, most smart phones on the planet are androids. So this shouldn't really surprise anyone. Did you know that, or were you trying to be funny but failed because you didn't know the facts of the situation?

I can never tell on fark what's just a poor attempt at humor or outright ignorance of facts.


Only perverts use Androids and Android users are universally perverts. It's a well established fact.
 
2012-12-04 05:49:54 AM
I wonder what that state would say to:

Boyfriend turned her in as an act of blackmail for her failing/refusing to return to having sex with him.
Boyfriend failed to report himself for Sodomy for forcing sex upon a woman he was not married to.

(tell me the first one isn't the most likely truth of the whole situation, he waited two weeks, betcha his dick was talking)

I don't think the P.A. has anything at all on her. You report people for the shiat they say and we could end up with two million people in Gitmo for wanting to kill the president. Can't hook a single one on it tho, rule of law and free speech and all.
 
2012-12-04 05:51:01 AM
I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.
 
2012-12-04 05:55:36 AM
A friend of mine was doing the nasty with some chick he picked up. All of a sudden he gets this "extra" sensation down there. He looks and sees it's her poodle licking his nutsack. I forgot to ask him if he made it stop.
 
2012-12-04 05:57:42 AM

prjindigo: I wonder what that state would say to:

Boyfriend turned her in as an act of blackmail for her failing/refusing to return to having sex with him.
Boyfriend failed to report himself for Sodomy for forcing sex upon a woman he was not married to.
(tell me the first one isn't the most likely truth of the whole situation, he waited two weeks, betcha his dick was talking)

I don't think the P.A. has anything at all on her. You report people for the shiat they say and we could end up with two million people in Gitmo for wanting to kill the president. Can't hook a single one on it tho, rule of law and free speech and all.


No, he turned her in because he thinks she's pregnant. Not going to be much of a custody fight when he can just show a judge her arrest for bestiality and claim she'd be an unfit mother.
 
2012-12-04 06:06:23 AM

Rain Fall: I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.


Your fap clarity is very much fappreciated.
 
2012-12-04 06:28:35 AM
I read the police report. The ONLY evidence the police have is the ex-boyfriend's testimony. They didn't get a warrant so they don't have any pics of her having sex with a dog either from her phone or computer.

Without additional evidence, this never goes to trial. The ex-boyfriend was unemployed and was babysitting her child. Even an inept attorney could make a case of a jilted ex-boyfriend seeking to ruin her reputation.
 
2012-12-04 06:29:21 AM
they were "medium size dogs" so she isn't a size queen!
 
2012-12-04 06:29:56 AM

propasaurus: No, he turned her in because he thinks she's pregnant. Not going to be much of a custody fight when he can just show a judge her arrest for bestiality and claim she'd be an unfit mother.


The arrest was the direct result of his comments to the police. There's no additional evidence.
 
2012-12-04 06:31:56 AM

accelerus: so I read the article and it sounds like all they have to go on is some guy reporting that the GF is into kinky stuff.

I.e. they have no proof, no photos, no crazy videos, nothing that could PROVE she's did the bestiality thing. She was arrested and put in jail just because her ex bf said some things? Wtf america?

I wouldn't be surprised if the ex boyfriend himself was some combination of: jealous of her or some guy she was with, couldn't get it up, or trying to get revenge on her for something totally lame.

Going by the logic of the story presented -- I could just report random people I interact with on a daily basis by going to the cops and saying "they confessed weird animal sex thoughts to me" and totally wreck their lives.

There are some wack things on the internet -- and a quick google search will show you that thoughts of incest or bestiality are in fact pretty damn common in this big ole' crazy world of ours. This isn't something new....

If she had pictures of her and the family dog -- alright charge her with whatever animal "cruelty" laws there are on the books, but to do all this over what some 3rd party says to the police?


This...very much this. This girl's life is ruined. Frankly (and as an ex LEO), I'm surprised the police actually took the report.
 
2012-12-04 06:32:35 AM

slayer199: propasaurus: No, he turned her in because he thinks she's pregnant. Not going to be much of a custody fight when he can just show a judge her arrest for bestiality and claim she'd be an unfit mother.

The arrest was the direct result of his comments to the police. There's no additional evidence.


Well, she is using an Android phone...
 
2012-12-04 06:36:31 AM

Rain Fall: I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-04 06:37:13 AM
gonewiththetwins.com 

I'd dig up a bone for you!
 
2012-12-04 06:38:02 AM
www.dogthebountyhunter.com

That's disgusting, lady!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-04 06:42:03 AM
I'll be in my lab......
 
2012-12-04 06:45:58 AM
if convicted, she'll be forbidden from living within 1 mile of any kennels, pet shops and dog parks.
 
2012-12-04 06:49:23 AM

GAT_00: Quality HuffPo reporting. FB pictures of a woman under arrest.


More like yet another example that whoever puts photos on facebook, or even has an account, is an idiot.
 
2012-12-04 06:52:06 AM
She sounds like she`d be a kindred spirit with Mr. Hands.
/If the horse hadn't farked him to death, that is.
 
2012-12-04 06:53:53 AM

aragonphx: Subby must be new to the Internet if this is supposed to be revolting. Way more twisted stuff on the Internet. Not sure what this young girl likes to do in her spare time has to do with her being a fit parent. I live in Arizona and I am way more sickened by the political views of the majority of the people here.


She's been boning the family dog since she was 13. Yeah, she likely has some issues that may lead to putting a child in an unsafe situation.

You give other libs a bad name.
 
2012-12-04 07:13:40 AM

Rain Fall: I really don't get threesomes. Having been offered them on several occasions I have declined. I am gay, so the offer was two women for me, usually by a bored couple who wanted some fun.

I never understood why anyone would be willing to share their partner. If you really are that bored, leave and find someone more exciting.

And I certainly would not share my partner.


Polyamory is not mythical, you know. What I don't understand is people in relationships who consider their "partner" property.
 
2012-12-04 07:17:12 AM
This should knot be a problem.

/I think I saw her on match dot com.
 
2012-12-04 07:21:59 AM
There's an important factor going on here:

img.photobucket.com

Yet still no Arizona tag
 
2012-12-04 07:23:32 AM

sexorcisst: Rain Fall: I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.

Your fap clarity is very much fappreciated.


If only more people were so considerate!
 
2012-12-04 07:27:05 AM
I wonder what her fetlife nic is...
 
2012-12-04 07:31:52 AM
I wonder how many people saying this, like homosexuality, is not a choise
-really believe it
-think they are cleverly dissing gays
-are just trolling
 
2012-12-04 07:42:38 AM
I realize my sister is no looker, but calling her a dog? Harsh.
 
2012-12-04 07:48:26 AM
Well now, lets not be hasty... What kind of dog are we talking about?
 
2012-12-04 07:49:26 AM
Why the long face, Brittany?
 
2012-12-04 07:52:31 AM
Shoulda gone to Germany, were bestiality is perfectly legal...see also Belgium and Russia.
 
2012-12-04 07:53:30 AM

ManateeGag: Elzar: Meh... #2, #5 and #8 please.

agreed.


Aren't they all the same person?
 
2012-12-04 08:00:32 AM

NemoD: The first rule of Fido Club is that you don't talk about Fido Club.


This is the part that gets me. These paraphilias aren't exactly brand new things that were just invented in the nineties. They existed long before the internet and I imagine like-minded weirdos could ferret each other out just fine then - but what always amazed me is how they managed to do this without creeping out the entire planet in the process. I mean, you're out at a soda shop with your steady, you swing by the roller rink for some larfs and then all of a sudden she's got your head stuffed in a watermelon full of her pee while she flogs you with glow sticks? What's the middle part? Does someone actually say "you know honey, I think I'd like to try it in a velour civil war costume with this sheep I bought today."

Well now I have my answer.
 
2012-12-04 08:00:46 AM
Kinky. And so she's single now.
 
2012-12-04 08:00:53 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: This should knot be a problem.

/I think I saw her on match dot com.


What you did there... i sees it.
 
2012-12-04 08:01:02 AM
Who let the dogs in.
 
2012-12-04 08:03:39 AM
Scooby, Shaggy, Velma

Does she have a sister?


TOO MANY ANGLES

...

...Oh, thanks, article, with her middle name I can Facebook her in one to find out more about her.

/3 brothers, no sister listed... weird-looking goth chick same last name & city different school... cousin?
//Dad's pic is hella creepy
///"In a relationship"
////Quotes Marilyn, Audrey, and Einstein
 
2012-12-04 08:05:49 AM
D'ya like dogs?
 
2012-12-04 08:06:06 AM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time.


So it would have been a joyous thing if she was more homely? He ambitions matter because she is somewhat attractive?
You sound like an asshole.
 
2012-12-04 08:06:35 AM

Brawndo: D'ya like dogs?


Dags. Damn you auto correct.
 
2012-12-04 08:09:05 AM

Dahnkster: [irom.files.wordpress.com image 360x352]



The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Snap it!
The poodle bites.
Come on Frenchie.
The poodle chews it.
Not a speck of cereal!

Give me -- your dirty love. Like some tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer

Where is your messiah Bieber now?!


Are those actual song lyrics? Bieber lyrics are better than that, and I F'ing hate Bieber.
 
2012-12-04 08:14:42 AM

HBK: "Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"

[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]


I lolled.

She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa

 
2012-12-04 08:16:15 AM

Rain Fall: I should clarify, I am a gay woman. Not a gay man. So the imagery you are looking for to fap to is 3 women in bed.


It changes the stroke I was using, but fapping continues unabated
 
2012-12-04 08:24:32 AM

bingethinker: Was the dog's name Lucky?


Chunks. As in, "She was so drunk she went home and blew chunks."

/old joke is old
 
2012-12-04 08:28:37 AM

doglover: Solon Isonomia: "Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...

I think bestiality should be its own charge.

Crimes against nature sounds more like taking a squirrel hostage until his wife delivers his stash of acorns to ya.


I think she's a farker... and I might have discovered her screen name...
 
2012-12-04 08:28:58 AM

Iceman_Cometh: bingethinker: Was the dog's name Lucky?

Chunks. As in, "She was so drunk she went home and blew chunks."

/old joke is old


Older:

Doc, I have a problem. Everytime I get real drunk and sad I like to go out and play in puddles.

I don't see the problem with that it's just fun...

Puddles is my dog.
 
2012-12-04 08:41:33 AM
What amazes me is that people didn't RTFA or the police report and are assuming that the report is accurate. Thus far only a couple people have questioned the police report in this thread which was solely based on the testimony of her ex-boyfriend. There's no additional evidence...none, zero, zilch.

1. Ex-boyfriend is unemployed
2. Woman works full-time
3. Ex-boyfriend was babysitting for the woman.

Isn't it possible that Mr. Unemployed got his ass dumped and lost his meal-ticket...and was pissed off enough to make up this story?

This never goes to trial, yet this woman has already been convicted in the court of public opinion.
 
2012-12-04 08:42:41 AM
Accusations from an ex bf? How believable is that? Also, if she's getting arrested for that, this guy should also be in jail, amirite?

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2012-12-04 09:02:22 AM

slayer199: What amazes me is that people didn't RTFA or the police report and are assuming that the report is accurate. Thus far only a couple people have questioned the police report in this thread which was solely based on the testimony of her ex-boyfriend.


Her dad backed up her claims.
 
2012-12-04 09:04:44 AM

Flakeloaf: I mean, you're out at a soda shop with your steady, you swing by the roller rink for some larfs and then all of a sudden she's got your head stuffed in a watermelon full of her pee while she flogs you with glow sticks?


img138.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-04 09:09:04 AM
FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.
 
2012-12-04 09:15:41 AM
Poor girl, and a cutey too. Frankly I really don't see what the farking deal is
crimes against nature' is code for 'things that dont hurt anyone but i feel are gross'


way to fark up her kids life too. Also, we talk about honesty in relationships, here she is being honest, revealing to him something sensitive, and he goes and blabs it??
 
2012-12-04 09:21:33 AM

RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.


I hope not, she doesn't have enough teats to feed a litter.
 
2012-12-04 09:43:23 AM

RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.


This is exactly what I thought he was concerned about when I read that too.

i1.kym-cdn.com
"Chromosomes do not work that way!"
 
2012-12-04 09:48:44 AM
"Fark you!"

"Yeah? Well, you'd love it and never go back to dogs."
 
2012-12-04 09:50:29 AM
"crime against nature" would be, in my mind, something like the BP oil-spill.
But nobody went to jail for that.

It is legal for her to kill her dog and eat it, but not to fark it?
give her a break!
and what about protection of privacy?
 
2012-12-04 09:51:58 AM

liam76: Her dad backed up her claims.


That is the ex-boyfriend's claim of a conversation he had with the father. The father wasn't interviewed in the report.
 
2012-12-04 09:52:02 AM

ElLoco: Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?


Because dogs have spines on their pee-pee.
 
2012-12-04 09:54:09 AM
Meanwhile, we have scientists advocating chimerism with animal DNA.

Which is more disturbing?
 
2012-12-04 09:57:22 AM

ferretman: ElLoco: Wonder why she's stuck on dogs?

Because dogs have spines on their pee-pee.

Incorrect, that would be large cats. [lions, tigers, etc]
 
2012-12-04 10:01:32 AM

On-Off: "crime against nature" would be, in my mind, something like the BP oil-spill.
But nobody went to jail for that.


Yeah, basically this.
 
2012-12-04 10:08:32 AM
Whatever happens between consenting individuals behind closed doors is their own business, regardless of species.
 
2012-12-04 10:11:30 AM
Still counts!
 
2012-12-04 10:17:39 AM
The Aristocrats!

/why the hell is this national news?
//lucky dog gets new meaning
 
2012-12-04 10:20:20 AM
So would Obama have them over for dinner or have them for dinner?
 
2012-12-04 10:25:34 AM
This ex boyfriend was a total douchenozzle looking for revenge.

As for the girl...I'd have to examine the pictures in question in great detail (and alone) in order to form any opinion.
 
2012-12-04 10:27:26 AM
Kyle: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.
[Josh, Rubin and E.L. are understandably repulsed]
Kyle: Because it's your dog.
Rubin: Jesus Christ!
Kyle: You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?
Rubin: Yeah, we've got it.
 
2012-12-04 10:29:44 AM

Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.


Android accounts for something like 70% of the popular market, a bigger slice than Obama got.

/haters gonna hate
 
2012-12-04 10:33:23 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.

This is exactly what I thought he was concerned about when I read that too.

[i1.kym-cdn.com image 320x240]
"Chromosomes do not work that way!"


He might, MIGHT be worried about the fact that the woman might pass on her kooky bestiality genes to her kid, which is still far-fetched but at least kinda makes sense. However, it's unfortunately more likely that he's a dumbshiat and thinks that she's going to pop out a Mog (like in Spaceballs!).
 
2012-12-04 11:15:46 AM

HMS_Blinkin: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: RminusQ: FTFA: He is worried about the child Brittany might be carrying.

Don't worry, dude, she's not gonna give birth to puppies.

This is exactly what I thought he was concerned about when I read that too.
[i1.kym-cdn.com image 320x240]
"Chromosomes do not work that way!"

He might, MIGHT be worried about the fact that the woman might pass on her kooky bestiality genes to her kid, which is still far-fetched but at least kinda makes sense. However, it's unfortunately more likely that he's a dumbshiat and thinks that she's going to pop out a Mog (like in Spaceballs!).


www.thebitchtroll.com
MOM!?
 
2012-12-04 11:25:02 AM
Remember folks, it's not cheating if it's your own dog.
 
2012-12-04 11:29:41 AM
All of these comments and not one picture of Pewterschmidt's puppies.
 
2012-12-04 11:42:01 AM

A Terrible Human: StarSys: All of these comments and not one picture of Pewterschmidt's puppies.

Some of us had horse jokes to make.


Yeah give us a break. We had our Hands full.
 
2012-12-04 11:43:21 AM

wambu: Ed Grubermann: Surprise, surprise. She uses an Android phone.

Android accounts for something like 70% of the popular market, a bigger slice than Obama got.

/haters gonna hate


Don't talk to me, pervert.
 
2012-12-04 11:55:50 AM

Flakeloaf: I mean, you're out at a soda shop with your steady, you swing by the roller rink for some larfs and then all of a sudden she's got your head stuffed in a watermelon full of her pee while she flogs you with glow sticks?


continue . . .
 
2012-12-04 12:21:15 PM

God-is-a-Taco: White_Scarf_Syndrome: Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.
...
I farking hate the internet sometimes.

Well, it is a woman committing the crime, so it's the "what man caused her to do this" angle is to be expected.


i wish to subscribe to your newsletter
 
2012-12-04 12:29:51 PM

White_Scarf_Syndrome: But I feel that having your trust truly and ultimately betrayed as an innocent child severely farks you up LONG term.


I complete agree -- it's hard to overstate the mental scars child abuse inflicts. My point was just that extrapolating forward from a known beginning is different than working backwards. In other words, if all people who experience cause A are seriously messed up by it, it doesn't necessarily mean the converse that all people who are seriously messed up previously experienced A. Some could be messed up because of alternative cause B, or C, etc. (e.g. chemical imbalance), or it could be combination of factors.
 
2012-12-04 01:26:48 PM
Iceman_Cometh: bingethinker: Was the dog's name Lucky?

Chunks. As in, "She was so drunk she went home and blew chunks."

/old joke is old

Older:

Doc, I have a problem. Everytime I get real drunk and sad I like to go out and play in puddles.

I don't see the problem with that it's just fun...

Puddles is my dog


Even older:

The dogs name was Bubbles. You remember blowing Bubbles as a kid, well, he's back in town and looking for you.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:24 PM

doglover: I think bestiality should be its own charge.


reminds me of a david cross joke about how texas was trying to outlaw sodomy and at the same time repeal their law against bestiality.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:18 PM
When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend and one Friday morning I thought I would surprise her with breakfast since I worked nights at the time and had a key to her Dad's house. I got off work picked up breakfast to go and drove to her dad's house. When I got there her dad had already gone to work and she didn't have school and wasn't up yet as I knew she wouldn't be. I let myself in and went to her room figuring I would find her fast asleep, but when I opened the door she was setting on the bed completely naked giving the dog a blowjob. I had not even seen her nude by this point in our relationship so I was both turned on and grossed out. I set the food down on her dresser along with the rose which I guess she heard, because she stopped and looked at me first with a look of surprise for a split second and then it slowly changed to a sexy smile. She stood up slowly and seductively moved towards me. I am not sure what my expression was, but I am sure it wasn't an inviting one. When she reached me she said in a very sexy voice "Thanks for bringing me breakfast you are so sweet." Then she rose up on her toes in an attempt to kiss me which really grossed me out. I backed away from her turned around and left without saying a word as she called out from behind me "What's wrong?" A few hours later I returned to tell her I didn't want to date her anymore, because the dog thing really grossed me out.

My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and a 30 year old man and his friends who were supplying her with different drugs in exchange. By 19 she was living with a 40 year old man who would prostitute her to his friends for money and drugs.
 
2012-12-04 01:33:35 PM
Lucy has grown up.

mediumlarge.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-04 01:33:35 PM

StarSys: All of these comments and not one picture of Pewterschmidt's puppies.


I was just looking for them, but can't find any pictures.
 
2012-12-04 01:45:45 PM
True story. My ex-wife, The biatch, once told me she wanted to spice up the marriage with a 3 some. I was all for it for about 3 seconds before reality set in and I ask her what his name was. Yes it was a he.
 
2012-12-04 01:47:30 PM

Seacop: FTA: "They sat down and Brittany used his phone to look some things up," the police report states. 

Sounds to me like the BF got caught looking at crazy shiat and is now looking for an out...


This story would have been more appropriate if the animal in question were a bull. I smell something.
 
2012-12-04 01:49:20 PM

Profedius: When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend...


I think I found the problem...
 
2012-12-04 01:50:10 PM

Profedius: When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend and one Friday morning I thought I would surprise her with breakfast since I worked nights at the time and had a key to her Dad's house. I got off work picked up breakfast to go and drove to her dad's house. When I got there her dad had already gone to work and she didn't have school and wasn't up yet as I knew she wouldn't be. I let myself in and went to her room figuring I would find her fast asleep, but when I opened the door she was setting on the bed completely naked giving the dog a blowjob. I had not even seen her nude by this point in our relationship so I was both turned on and grossed out. I set the food down on her dresser along with the rose which I guess she heard, because she stopped and looked at me first with a look of surprise for a split second and then it slowly changed to a sexy smile. She stood up slowly and seductively moved towards me. I am not sure what my expression was, but I am sure it wasn't an inviting one. When she reached me she said in a very sexy voice "Thanks for bringing me breakfast you are so sweet." Then she rose up on her toes in an attempt to kiss me which really grossed me out. I backed away from her turned around and left without saying a word as she called out from behind me "What's wrong?" A few hours later I returned to tell her I didn't want to date her anymore, because the dog thing really grossed me out.

My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and a ...


Go on...
 
2012-12-04 01:50:49 PM

Profedius: When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend and one Friday morning I thought I would surprise her with breakfast since I worked nights at the time and had a key to her Dad's house. I got off work picked up breakfast to go and drove to her dad's house. When I got there her dad had already gone to work and she didn't have school and wasn't up yet as I knew she wouldn't be. I let myself in and went to her room figuring I would find her fast asleep, but when I opened the door she was setting on the bed completely naked giving the dog a blowjob. I had not even seen her nude by this point in our relationship so I was both turned on and grossed out. I set the food down on her dresser along with the rose which I guess she heard, because she stopped and looked at me first with a look of surprise for a split second and then it slowly changed to a sexy smile. She stood up slowly and seductively moved towards me. I am not sure what my expression was, but I am sure it wasn't an inviting one. When she reached me she said in a very sexy voice "Thanks for bringing me breakfast you are so sweet." Then she rose up on her toes in an attempt to kiss me which really grossed me out. I backed away from her turned around and left without saying a word as she called out from behind me "What's wrong?" A few hours later I returned to tell her I didn't want to date her anymore, because the dog thing really grossed me out.

My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and ...


So, I'm guessing she was open to anal and threesomes?

I keed, I keed. That really is a sad story. If what is alleged with this girl, I'm betting her dad has been boinking her (because she was also into incest). Doing the dog at 13?
 
2012-12-04 02:03:07 PM
Girl porks her own dogs. HuffPo runs pictures of her in lingerie.

Stay class, libtards.
 
2012-12-04 02:15:52 PM
Dr. Peter Venkman:

Ok....so she's a dog
 
2012-12-04 02:33:53 PM

Profedius: My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and a ...


Damn, that's a horrible story. At least she came through it alive, which is a lot more than most people in that situation do.

Pantubo: Girl porks her own dogs. HuffPo runs pictures of her in lingerie.

Stay class, libtards.


You don't open the Daily Mail links, do you? Tabloid exploitation knows no politics.

/"I learned it from you, Murdoch!"
 
2012-12-04 02:43:17 PM
So, she's into bestiality and incest, huh.

Well, just bend her over fark her doggy and yell out "Yer mah sister!"

/problem solved
 
2012-12-04 02:52:19 PM
Great, she's also a teen mom. This is just really an awesome time to be alive...
 
2012-12-04 03:10:12 PM

slayer199: Profedius: When I was 20 I had a 16 year old girlfriend and one Friday morning I thought I would surprise her with breakfast since I worked nights at the time and had a key to her Dad's house. I got off work picked up breakfast to go and drove to her dad's house. When I got there her dad had already gone to work and she didn't have school and wasn't up yet as I knew she wouldn't be. I let myself in and went to her room figuring I would find her fast asleep, but when I opened the door she was setting on the bed completely naked giving the dog a blowjob. I had not even seen her nude by this point in our relationship so I was both turned on and grossed out. I set the food down on her dresser along with the rose which I guess she heard, because she stopped and looked at me first with a look of surprise for a split second and then it slowly changed to a sexy smile. She stood up slowly and seductively moved towards me. I am not sure what my expression was, but I am sure it wasn't an inviting one. When she reached me she said in a very sexy voice "Thanks for bringing me breakfast you are so sweet." Then she rose up on her toes in an attempt to kiss me which really grossed me out. I backed away from her turned around and left without saying a word as she called out from behind me "What's wrong?" A few hours later I returned to tell her I didn't want to date her anymore, because the dog thing really grossed me out.

My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, br ...


Yes that was my thought too from reading the story. Likely the dad abused her and then at some point introduced the dog into the abuse like with my EX. I just don't see a normal 13 year old suddenly deciding to have sex with the dog I would think there would have to be some influence.

foxyshadis: Profedius: My friend was dating her friend at the time and ended up marrying her friend. One night years later the four of us ended up at my friend's apartment and his wife brought up the abuse her friend (my ex) had gone through starting when she was 8 which led to the whole dog thing and drug use. My ex talked with the three of us all about it over drinks. I felt really bad about having broken it off with her, but it was a good thing since her life was all ready headed down the dark road she went on. At the time of the dog thing she was already having sex with her dad, brother and a ...

Damn, that's a horrible story. At least she came through it alive, which is a lot more than most people in that situation do.

Pantubo: Girl porks her own dogs. HuffPo runs pictures of her in lingerie.

Stay class, libtards.

You don't open the Daily Mail links, do you? Tabloid exploitation knows no politics.

/"I learned it from you, Murdoch!"


I am happy that she is alive, but even to this day she is really destroyed mentally and physically. She doesn't have any kids and she quit the drugs, but the drugs had already done the damage. One of the saddest things is that she told us that at 8 before her dad ever touched her she came on to him, because he was planning on making her go live with her mother and new husband. She didn't want to live with them, because they were very religious almost to the point of occult status, they didn't even own a tv. I actually met them once when I picked her up from visiting her mom and they really gave me a very bad feeling that made me want to grab her and her sister and run. Her sister didn't turn out much better having been brought up in that house, but that is a story for another thread.
 
2012-12-04 03:36:06 PM
Yeah I'd bet any money that the girl's father did stuff to her when she was a girl and made her that way. Hope they investigate his ass too and that any small children are rescued now.
 
2012-12-04 04:08:24 PM
Or her dog did
 
2012-12-04 04:42:46 PM
i.imgur.com
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-04 08:07:58 PM

Rain Fall:
I never understood why anyone would be willing to share their partner.


Not necessarily "boredom", I figure, if I have my partner's heart, soul, and mind, I really don't have the right to call "dibs" on their body, it is theirs after all, and that seems a bit greedy. no worries, just be safe about it, and I'd rather know beforehand.
 
ecl
2012-12-04 08:20:04 PM
www.lulztruck.com


Unrelated?
 
2012-12-04 09:57:06 PM
Boy, she really screwed the pooch on this one, huh?
 
2012-12-05 12:36:16 AM
In all honesty, who honestly truly gives a fark. Ain't my bag, but I'm having one hell of a hard time seeing where the crime was. It wasn't until very recently that Texas stopped considering anal sex as a crime against nature. And as for the consistent argument of consent, dogs have teeth and claws. If they don't wanna do something, they'll let you know. How many pitbull attacks in the media is it gonna take before someone realizes that one.

Considering that vets teach people how to wank their dogs for the purposes of breeding, again, I fail to see the issue here. Either the dog's gonna thank you for it, or bite your face off. And the more I think about it, the less of a shiat I honestly give. No one's angsting as to who'll call who the next morning, no one's wondering if their breath was okay afterwards, no one's really gonna give all that much of a damn afterwards, and to be honest, if that's their bag, then that's their bag.

Personally, just the smell of dogs is enough to put me right off, but hey, if someone else wants to get on down there, that's all good for them. Besides, someone shagged Sarah Jessica Parker, so really, how much worse could it be.
 
2012-12-05 12:44:56 AM

vharshyde: In all honesty, who honestly truly gives a fark. Ain't my bag, but I'm having one hell of a hard time seeing where the crime was.


The same as having sex with someone who's underage; the concept of informed consent. Minors aren't considered to be capable of truly informed consent, and animals are presumed to be incapable of it at any age. The age of majority for humans is kind of arbitrary, but the level of communication with animals is a pretty strong barrier to objective evidence that they have truly consented to a sex act.
 
2012-12-05 01:11:55 AM
 
2012-12-05 01:15:27 AM

Lord Apathy: True story. My ex-wife, The biatch, once told me she wanted to spice up the marriage with a 3 some. I was all for it for about 3 seconds before reality set in and I ask her what his name was. Yes it was a he.


That's when you throw in the twist and call the middle spot.
 
2012-12-05 01:18:14 AM

stevarooni: vharshyde: In all honesty, who honestly truly gives a fark. Ain't my bag, but I'm having one hell of a hard time seeing where the crime was.

The same as having sex with someone who's underage; the concept of informed consent. Minors aren't considered to be capable of truly informed consent, and animals are presumed to be incapable of it at any age. The age of majority for humans is kind of arbitrary, but the level of communication with animals is a pretty strong barrier to objective evidence that they have truly consented to a sex act.


You try talking consent to a dog with it's knot quite willingly stuck in a cavity.
 
2012-12-05 02:34:15 AM
 
2012-12-05 04:16:24 AM
Not so fast Subby, what kind of dog are we talking about here?
 
2012-12-05 09:03:21 AM
I'm calling shenanigans

Seems like there's nothing to the complaint
and
when you bring that kinda stuff to someone's father
they're not going to just agree with you
they're going to defend their child

I look forward to the follow up of her lawsuit
 
2012-12-05 09:18:59 AM

Ghastly: Not so fast Subby, what kind of dog are we talking about here?


Why would you need to know the breed of do-- ...You're already drawing an illustration of the event, aren't you.
 
2012-12-05 11:11:19 AM

Isildur: Ghastly: Not so fast Subby, what kind of dog are we talking about here?

Why would you need to know the breed of do-- ...You're already drawing an illustration of the event, aren't you.



I'm sure that Ghastly has noted that this girl does have a chin.
 
2012-12-05 03:00:26 PM
Awww man! Isn't that just always the way?

I mean, you think you find the perfect woman, and she has to go and ruin everything with tats.

I mean, *really*.

/what?
 
2012-12-05 03:32:16 PM
ghastly, you are a knotty grrl
 
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