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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Beer: serious business   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Pennsylvania State Police, Greensburg  
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9466 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 5:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-04 12:25:35 AM  
3 votes:
FTA: "The incident happened at the Hempfield Towers in Hempfield Township back on Thursday night."

If only there was something they could've been smoking, instead, that would've made them pretty much non-violent....
2012-12-04 08:05:13 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though. How the fark are you going to bring beer over and then take it back home with you?

That's Miss Manners lesson number farking one right there. Whatever food or drink gift you brought to your hosts' house, you are obliged to leave.

Hence the argument for flasks.

Although as homebrewer I do have this thing about not leaving without my growler. They're welcome to empty it, but I've lost too many of them over the years. The growler comes with when I go home. They are allowed to determine whether it's empty or not.
2012-12-04 06:41:57 AM  
1 vote:
"Whenever you're talking about an individual that has a knife and they're wielding it in another person's direction and you're talking about minor injuries, just the person receiving just a few stitches, very fortunate, obviously it could have been life threatening," added Trooper Limani.

Did no one read this and get confused?
2012-12-04 06:04:04 AM  
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