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2012-12-04 12:25:35 AM
FTA: "The incident happened at the Hempfield Towers in Hempfield Township back on Thursday night."

If only there was something they could've been smoking, instead, that would've made them pretty much non-violent....
 
2012-12-04 01:01:52 AM
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2012-12-04 05:24:36 AM
Seriously though. How the fark are you going to bring beer over and then take it back home with you?

That's Miss Manners lesson number farking one right there. Whatever food or drink gift you brought to your hosts' house, you are obliged to leave.
 
2012-12-04 05:26:21 AM
She was a very nice girl until she got all stabby about it.
 
2012-12-04 05:35:27 AM
Justifiable (attempted) homicide.
 
mhd
2012-12-04 05:38:08 AM
I couldn't possibly pass judgment without knowing what kind of beer we're talking about. So, after quick googling:

"James B. Gallone, no age available, of Greensburg, grabbed a container of Colt 45 malt liquor and attempted to leave a Hempfield Towers apartment at 8 p.m. Thursday after an argument with Vanessa L. Robinson, 28, state police said."

Verdict: Scum.
 
2012-12-04 05:55:47 AM

mhd: I couldn't possibly pass judgment without knowing what kind of beer we're talking about. So, after quick googling:

"James B. Gallone, no age available, of Greensburg, grabbed a container of Colt 45 malt liquor and attempted to leave a Hempfield Towers apartment at 8 p.m. Thursday after an argument with Vanessa L. Robinson, 28, state police said."

Verdict: Scum.


Oh dear lord. That stuff is not even beer.
 
2012-12-04 06:04:04 AM
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2012-12-04 06:04:23 AM
Works every time?
 
2012-12-04 06:06:42 AM
Should have bought Cold Cock instead
 
2012-12-04 06:12:25 AM
Violent alcoholic women turn me ON.
 
2012-12-04 06:18:53 AM
Don't bring beer to a knife fight

/I'm crazy son of a biatch
 
2012-12-04 06:41:57 AM
"Whenever you're talking about an individual that has a knife and they're wielding it in another person's direction and you're talking about minor injuries, just the person receiving just a few stitches, very fortunate, obviously it could have been life threatening," added Trooper Limani.

Did no one read this and get confused?
 
2012-12-04 06:56:27 AM
Never pour beer in crazy.
 
2012-12-04 07:11:33 AM

bakarocket: "Whenever you're talking about an individual that has a knife and they're wielding it in another person's direction and you're talking about minor injuries, just the person receiving just a few stitches, very fortunate, obviously it could have been life threatening," added Trooper Limani.

Did no one read this and get confused?


The cop was saying that in cases of a knife attack, it is often a much worse outcome, and the gentleman victom was very fortunate that he wasn't injured further.

And might i add to this discusion, that it is good to see the woman aggressor in jail, rather than they typical outcome.
 
2012-12-04 07:19:17 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Should have bought Cold Cock instead


Good call. Afterwards she could have warmed up with a nice Dickins Cider.
 
2012-12-04 07:22:08 AM

Hawnkee: HaywoodJablonski: Should have bought Cold Cock instead

Good call. Afterwards she could have warmed up with a nice Dickins Cider.


Do they have those in a can?
 
2012-12-04 07:34:04 AM
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/Almost worth a trip to Ellensburg... Almost.
 
2012-12-04 07:37:19 AM
They were debating whether the beer had great taste or less filling?


/subtle?
 
2012-12-04 07:38:12 AM

bakarocket: "Whenever you're talking about an individual that has a knife and they're wielding it in another person's direction and you're talking about minor injuries, just the person receiving just a few stitches, very fortunate, obviously it could have been life threatening," added Trooper Limani.

Did no one read this and get confused?


Yeah... on a scale of one to grammar, this sentence was not.


Anyone wanna take odds on the Stormfront brigade stopping by, not having RTFA, and making some comment about blah people?
 
2012-12-04 08:05:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though. How the fark are you going to bring beer over and then take it back home with you?

That's Miss Manners lesson number farking one right there. Whatever food or drink gift you brought to your hosts' house, you are obliged to leave.


Hence the argument for flasks.

Although as homebrewer I do have this thing about not leaving without my growler. They're welcome to empty it, but I've lost too many of them over the years. The growler comes with when I go home. They are allowed to determine whether it's empty or not.
 
2012-12-04 08:12:28 AM
Meh, beer is over rated, and this current fad in the U.S. will be replaced with something else in short order. Then in a decade or two, beer will be the new hot thing again.
 
2012-12-04 08:14:48 AM
She looks (and acts) like a keeper...
 
2012-12-04 08:16:33 AM
If we are talking about this, hells yes i'm gonna get stabby!!!

www.mustlovebeer.com wineismylife.files.wordpress.com

/Beer snob thread??
 
2012-12-04 08:18:40 AM
I've made sure NEVER to get in an alcohol-related argument that leads to police intervention.
Beer is simply too important to me. Once the law finds out you've been fighting over it, BAM -- you're ordered to have no more until your probation is up.

Funk dat.

When someone gives me attitude, and booze has been involved, I just get the fark out of there before trouble arises.
 
2012-12-04 08:19:36 AM

MrHappyRotter: Meh, beer is over rated, and this current fad in the U.S. will be replaced with something else in short order. Then in a decade or two, beer will be the new hot thing again.


i1247.photobucket.com

First off overrated looks like that, second, BEER WILL NEVER BE A FAD!

/Beer is LIFE!
 
2012-12-04 08:21:14 AM
. . . the Hempfield Towers in Hempfield Township . . .

hemp . . . beer . . . hemp . . . somethings funny around there but I can't put my finger on it . . .

perhaps it's the use of ellipses but I don't know.
 
2012-12-04 08:21:48 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though. How the fark are you going to bring beer over and then take it back home with you?

That's Miss Manners lesson number farking one right there. Whatever food or drink gift you brought to your hosts' house, you are obliged to leave.


Ehhhh, depends. When we partied in as kids, we would take whatever was left over from the alcohol we brought. If I brought a case to a party and had 6 left when it tome to leave, you could bet your bottom dollar I was bringing a sixer home with me.

OTOH, if I was to attend a more formal gathering, like a dinner party (where guests usually bring some wine or beer or whatever TO SHARE) and there were leftovers, I would feel obliged to leave what was brought to be shared.
 
2012-12-04 08:23:30 AM
FTSFA: Police said Robinson became "enraged over him taking the final beer" and began punching and kicking Gallone, who then emptied the beer onto the floor.

Well I guess he deserved it then. That's a double party-foul.
 
2012-12-04 08:27:10 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: MrHappyRotter: Meh, beer is over rated, and this current fad in the U.S. will be replaced with something else in short order. Then in a decade or two, beer will be the new hot thing again.

[i1247.photobucket.com image 517x595]

First off overrated looks like that, second, BEER WILL NEVER BE A FAD!

/Beer is LIFE!


Sorry, when I see grannies going into the local beer shops or complimenting me when I'm checking out and happen to have the only half decent beer that the grocery store stocks, it's pretty clear that beer is roughly equivalent to the Wii.
 
2012-12-04 08:27:35 AM
Se ya have you "for share" beers and your "for keeps" beers. Whenever at a party it is required to bring some shiattyy lite beers (bud lite, miller lite, natty lite) and place them in a common area, and also have your own stash in a separate area.
 
2012-12-04 08:27:53 AM

saboisgod: AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though. How the fark are you going to bring beer over and then take it back home with you?

That's Miss Manners lesson number farking one right there. Whatever food or drink gift you brought to your hosts' house, you are obliged to leave.

Ehhhh, depends. When we partied in as kids, we would take whatever was left over from the alcohol we brought. If I brought a case to a party and had 6 left when it tome to leave, you could bet your bottom dollar I was bringing a sixer home with me.

OTOH, if I was to attend a more formal gathering, like a dinner party (where guests usually bring some wine or beer or whatever TO SHARE) and there were leftovers, I would feel obliged to leave what was brought to be shared.


Yes when you were broke and barely scraping by hell yea i'm taking what i brought back. Now if i take a case and there is something left unless the host is dumping it on me it stays.
 
2012-12-04 08:31:20 AM
A girl who loves beer as much as I do. *swoon*
 
2012-12-04 08:42:39 AM

saboisgod: AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though. How the fark are you going to bring beer over and then take it back home with you?

That's Miss Manners lesson number farking one right there. Whatever food or drink gift you brought to your hosts' house, you are obliged to leave.

Ehhhh, depends. When we partied in as kids, we would take whatever was left over from the alcohol we brought. If I brought a case to a party and had 6 left when it tome to leave, you could bet your bottom dollar I was bringing a sixer home with me.

OTOH, if I was to attend a more formal gathering, like a dinner party (where guests usually bring some wine or beer or whatever TO SHARE) and there were leftovers, I would feel obliged to leave what was brought to be shared.


I regard that as proper etiquette. Depends on the nature of the gathering.
 
2012-12-04 09:07:39 AM

eas81: saboisgod: AverageAmericanGuy: Seriously though. How the fark are you going to bring beer over and then take it back home with you?

That's Miss Manners lesson number farking one right there. Whatever food or drink gift you brought to your hosts' house, you are obliged to leave.

Ehhhh, depends. When we partied in as kids, we would take whatever was left over from the alcohol we brought. If I brought a case to a party and had 6 left when it tome to leave, you could bet your bottom dollar I was bringing a sixer home with me.

OTOH, if I was to attend a more formal gathering, like a dinner party (where guests usually bring some wine or beer or whatever TO SHARE) and there were leftovers, I would feel obliged to leave what was brought to be shared.

Yes when you were broke and barely scraping by hell yea i'm taking what i brought back. Now if i take a case and there is something left unless the host is dumping it on me it stays.


I guess what I was trying to say is, "it depends on the type of gathering." Maybe that's just me though. Something formal? Leave the leftovers. Not formal (as in BYOB)? I'm takin' 'em with me. Especially if it happens to be Jameson. If there's sharing, like a pot-luck, it becomes the property of the party. If you're expected to only consume what you've brought with you, it remains yours.

Like I said, maybe it's just me (and most the people I hang out with).
 
2012-12-04 09:16:57 AM

MrHappyRotter: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: MrHappyRotter: Meh, beer is over rated, and this current fad in the U.S. will be replaced with something else in short order. Then in a decade or two, beer will be the new hot thing again.

[i1247.photobucket.com image 517x595]

First off overrated looks like that, second, BEER WILL NEVER BE A FAD!

/Beer is LIFE!

Sorry, when I see grannies going into the local beer shops or complimenting me when I'm checking out and happen to have the only half decent beer that the grocery store stocks, it's pretty clear that beer is roughly equivalent to the Wii.


Lol! Yeah, beer is totally a fad, like the Wii. The Wii has been popular, what, maybe 5-10 years? Beer has been popular for what, 500-1000+ years?

What else are fads to you? Automobiles? Space exploration?

When you see grannies buying halfway decent beer, it probably means she likes somewhat decent beer. Or she likes really good beer but can't afford it or that the store doesn't have it.
 
2012-12-04 09:33:59 AM
""Whenever you're talking about an individual that has a knife and they're wielding it in another person's direction..."

Jesus Christ, could this guy possibly talk any more like a douchebag cop?
 
2012-12-04 09:59:33 AM

wrenchboy: They were debating whether the beer had great taste or less filling?


/subtle?


Do be do be do!
 
2012-12-04 10:03:20 AM

darwinpolice: ""Whenever you're talking about an individual that has a knife and they're wielding it in another person's direction..."

Jesus Christ, could this guy possibly talk any more like a douchebag cop?


"...I figure she isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."
 
2012-12-04 01:43:18 PM
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2012-12-04 03:57:28 PM

saboisgod: Beer has been popular for what, 500-1000+ years?


Try closer to 7000+ years...
 
2012-12-04 04:16:33 PM

RobSeace: saboisgod: Beer has been popular for what, 500-1000+ years?

Try closer to 7000+ years...


Well then... that just adds more weight to my argument that beer isn't a fad. Thanks. I knew it had to be at least a 1000 years; 500-1000+ years looked better when comparing it to 5-10 years of the Wii's popularity.
 
2012-12-04 04:17:23 PM
Well then... that just adds more weight to my argument that beer isn't a fad. Thanks. I knew it had to be at least a 1000 years; 500-1000+ years looked better when comparing it to 5-10 years of the Wii's popularity.
 
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