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(Click On Detroit)   A word of friendly advice: if you're dumb enough to steal a pig statue from a restaurant, don't be dumb enough to pose for pictures with it   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 24
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2012-12-03 08:54:38 PM
i46.tinypic.com

Don't look at me, I only stole Meaty Boy!
 
2012-12-03 09:08:03 PM
I prefer my criminals to be dumb.
 
2012-12-03 10:18:40 PM
As long as it wasn't a cow statue. That would be offensive to some cultures.
 
2012-12-03 10:23:02 PM
www.martinfrost.ws
 
2012-12-03 10:24:57 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-03 10:26:53 PM
FTA: The man apparently paid his bill using a credit card and then picked up the ceramic statue and simply walked out.

I wonder how they will ever find this criminal mastermind?
 
2012-12-03 10:28:37 PM
I took a pig from a restaurant once

/but I had to bring her back for her shift the next day
//squeal
 
2012-12-03 10:33:00 PM
I'm thinking maybe he was gonna take it on a road trip and send pictures of the pig back to the restaurant at various landmarks.The old garden gnome on vacation"" prank. Or he's an idiot. At least he's a happy looking fellow...oh God, he's gonna have sex with it.
 
2012-12-03 10:34:57 PM
Oh, it's just Clinton running around high again.

static.tvfanatic.com
 
2012-12-03 10:40:36 PM

apathy2673: At least he's a happy looking fellow...


orly?
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2012-12-03 10:48:12 PM
The suspect is not wearing a hat.
 
2012-12-03 10:49:37 PM
What is his Fark ID?
 
2012-12-03 10:51:31 PM
www.suprmchaos.com

The whole thing was totally not kosher.
 
2012-12-03 10:59:23 PM
Stealing Pigs ain't kosher, Sarge.
 
2012-12-03 11:14:42 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/Not a statue.
//Still relevant.
 
2012-12-03 11:30:53 PM
If you're dumb enough to steal a pig statue from a restaurant...

How are you even intelligent enough to breathe on your own?
 
2012-12-03 11:59:54 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: apathy2673: At least he's a happy looking fellow...

orly?
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Spit take!!!!
 
2012-12-04 12:17:36 AM
Oh God, not the pig gif, not again.

/It's the tongue that gets me.
///Shiver.
 
2012-12-04 12:20:52 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Oh God, not the pig gif, not again.

/It's the tongue that gets me.
///Shiver.


Well, since you requested it
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-04 12:39:07 AM
And don't let your spider friend snitch by putting your name next to it.
 
2012-12-04 01:01:17 AM
blog.amal.net

Knows a thing or two about stealing restaurant decorations.
 
2012-12-04 02:03:09 AM

nytmare: The suspect is not wearing a hat.


He can dance if he wants to.
 
2012-12-04 05:53:34 AM

Nothing To See Here: Stealing Pigs ain't kosher, Sarge.


"CAN THE WISE LIP, SLIBBERBERG!"
 
2012-12-04 07:12:33 AM
This was in Detroit. If it isnt nailed down its getting stolen or burned, usually both.
 
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