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(Oregon Live)   People in Rudolph, Ohio volunteer at the local post office to make sure anyone who wants a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer stamp gets one. City officials say they'll go down in history. Like Columbus   (oregonlive.com) divider line 32
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2012-12-03 08:25:48 PM
Like Attila the Hun.
 
2012-12-03 08:26:10 PM
www.caughtatwork.net
 
2012-12-03 08:27:55 PM
Like subby's mom.
 
2012-12-03 08:28:12 PM
Ohio is the worst.
 
2012-12-03 08:29:31 PM
religionnerd.com

I wonder what the good folks here are distributing...
 
2012-12-03 08:31:14 PM
Rudolph the RUDE nosed reindeer.

Lololol

Rudolph the RUNNY nosed reindeer.

Lololol

Rudolph the....

/some of us still laugh and call him names
 
2012-12-03 08:32:15 PM

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: [religionnerd.com image 500x333]

I wonder what the good folks here are distributing...


STDs.
 
2012-12-03 08:38:08 PM
Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!
 
2012-12-03 08:39:13 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.


Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!


We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence
 
2012-12-03 08:41:33 PM
waiting for the left wing nuts to start whining about separation of Church and state.
 
2012-12-03 08:45:56 PM
"like Columbus".. went to a Christmas event a few years back with a friend who had two daughters.. about 9 and 10.. Christmas Carols were being sung.. "Rudolph" started up, and the two girls chimed in with their accompaniment.. including 'like Columbus" .. it was a riot.. we had to do the song over, with all the kids doing the extra verses.. great time, and the hot cider and ginger cookies hit the spot.. I seem to remember "rudolph" stamps being available then.. albeit cheaper....
 
2012-12-03 08:47:46 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence


This.
 
2012-12-03 08:52:16 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence


In what language? That doesn't fit at all.
 
2012-12-03 08:57:32 PM
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was an advertising thing created by Montgomery Ward in 1939. Kinda like the Geico lizard today.
 
2012-12-03 08:57:48 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: waiting for the left wing nuts to start whining about separation of Church and state.


CRY MOAR!
 
2012-12-03 09:01:53 PM

skinink: Like subby's mom.


For going down *on* history.
 
2012-12-03 09:02:33 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: We always sang "Like George Washington"


Me too.
 
2012-12-03 09:05:22 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence

In what language? That doesn't fit at all.


"You'll go down in hist-or-y"
"Like George WASH-ington"

Any of the others just have an awkward number of syllables.
 
2012-12-03 09:21:41 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: ecmoRandomNumbers: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence

In what language? That doesn't fit at all.

"You'll go down in hist-or-y"
"Like George WASH-ington"

Any of the others just have an awkward number of syllables.


Like Columbus is the closest to Like a Lightbulb though.

Like George Washington is closest to Like Monopoly and Like Pinocchio.
 
2012-12-03 09:28:56 PM
The codexes show Christobal Columbo liked to have his head pushed down while fellating the unwashed cawks of the nativities.
Fark the Euro-Invaders all to hell.
ANd a very Shyphillatic christmas to all.

/bites?
 
2012-12-03 09:33:26 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence


I preferred "like Jesus!" It made things slightly more confusing.
 
2012-12-03 09:49:54 PM
I have heard like Columbus and like George Washington as I moved as a kid, but I first learned it as like Jamestown. Then again I did live in Virginia at the time
 
2012-12-03 10:07:34 PM
The Pony Express delivers Christmas cards every year here in Wyoming.
 
2012-12-03 10:49:32 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Did someone say 'go down in history'?
 
2012-12-03 11:13:10 PM
We used to sing "like Dolly Parton."
 
2012-12-03 11:29:48 PM
Shouldn't the postal union be up in arms about this? "These so-called 'volunteers' are taking work away from Hard-Working Real Americans (tm)!!!"
 
2012-12-04 12:19:14 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: waiting for the left wing nuts to start whining about separation of Church and state.


PUT RUDOLPH BACK IN SCHOOL LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE!!!
 
2012-12-04 02:08:38 AM

fusillade762: tenpoundsofcheese: waiting for the left wing nuts to start whining about separation of Church and state.

PUT RUDOLPH BACK IN SCHOOL LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE!!!


AMEN BROTHER! I bet Santa showed up at the manger and offered Baby Jesus a Coke and a smile

Santa's Birthday Gift by Sherrill S. Cannon. I wish it was a joke
 
2012-12-04 08:11:28 AM
You only need two "answering" phases: "Reindeer" and "Like the light bulb"

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
(Reindeer!)
had a very shiny nose.
(Like the light bulb!)
And if you ever saw him,
(Reindeer!)
you would even say it glows.
(Like the light bulb!)

All of the other reindeer
(Reindeer!)
used to laugh and call him names.
(Like the light bulb!)
They never let poor Rudolph
(Reindeer!)
join in any reindeer games.
(Like the light bulb!)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
(Reindeer!)
as they shouted out with glee,
(Like the light bulb!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
(Reindeer!)
you'll go down in history!
(Like the light bulb!)
 
2012-12-04 08:26:51 AM

Wolfling: [upload.wikimedia.org image 175x219]

Did someone say 'go down in history'?


www.superficialgallery.com

Prancer with vixens
 
2012-12-04 09:51:11 AM
The kidlettes and a cousin of theirs have added this charming italicized piece:

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say
(IN HIS UNDERWEAR)

/no they don't realize the double meaning
//yet
 
2012-12-04 01:01:32 PM
Santa came to say (Gimme a beer!)

You'll go down in his-to-ry! (Like Mickey Mouse)

/Ohio version
 
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