FARK.com: (7466041) "Applez" and "Sauce" named persons of interest in brutal machete attack in Arizona. Police say "Porkchops" is an alleged co-conspirator

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		"Applez" and "Sauce" named persons of interest in brutal machete attack in Arizona. Police say "Porkchops" is an alleged co-conspirator (azfamily.com)		39
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Apos		2012-12-03 08:34:15 PM

pleads the Fifth.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-12-03 08:36:37 PM

doglover		2012-12-03 08:50:27 PM

Damnit Applejack.

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-12-03 08:56:46 PM

Pork Chops and Applesauce

djkutch		2012-12-03 09:00:14 PM

Hometown makes the main page! Yay!

elvisaintdead		2012-12-03 09:13:00 PM

I blame George Glass.

borg		2012-12-03 09:46:17 PM

Porkchops and applez sauce & Sunflower cookies Maw,

Fark Me To Tears		2012-12-03 09:57:59 PM

elvisaintdead: I blame George Glass.

It's the result of middle child syndrome.

Godscrack		2012-12-03 10:52:57 PM

"a man had been attacked"

img689.imageshack.us

Good ol' Arizona.

BravadoGT		2012-12-03 11:01:30 PM

Damn--that's probably going to be a black mark on their DREAM Act applications...

Lionel Mandrake		2012-12-03 11:39:19 PM

Lionel Mandrake		2012-12-03 11:42:30 PM

BravadoGT: Damn--that's probably going to be a black mark on their DREAM Act applications...

Maybe not...if they choose the military route.

Have you seen the kind of riff-raff our military accepts these days?

untaken_name		2012-12-04 12:24:55 AM

BravadoGT: Damn--that's probably going to be a ~~black~~ brown mark on their DREAM Act applications...

Don't be racist.

Glendale		2012-12-04 12:25:33 AM

Are they straight ballin?

Gyrfalcon		2012-12-04 12:28:52 AM

Jimmy Cagney? Humphrey Bogart? Alan Ladd! No, wait...

Gurlugon		2012-12-04 12:31:15 AM

oh shiat, get the fark out of here

eraser8		2012-12-04 12:35:22 AM

Dammit. Now I want pork chops and apple sauce.

GranoblasticMan		2012-12-04 12:36:02 AM

doglover: Damnit Applejack.

i16.photobucket.com

Abacus9		2012-12-04 12:36:22 AM

What, no Cinnamon?

sandbar67		2012-12-04 12:37:08 AM

Potato Latkes seen fleeing from the scene

Link

ojin_migoto		2012-12-04 12:41:37 AM

... wanted for questioning.

/Hot like the latest Beets album.

Sneakernets		2012-12-04 12:44:06 AM

GranoblasticMan: doglover: Damnit Applejack.

Is it bad that I came here for this?

fusillade762		2012-12-04 12:44:49 AM

He is said to be driving a yellow 1991 four-door Cadillac.

He wears button-up shirts and may be driving a blue 1990s four-door Cadillac.

Cholos do love their Caddys, don't they?

farkingismybusiness		2012-12-04 01:01:29 AM

borg: [rodnews.files.wordpress.com image 396x396]
Porkchops and applez sauce & Sunflower cookies Maw,

i.imgur.com

Biebs got it covered.

Fano		2012-12-04 01:47:12 AM

You're not cooking NSFW language

prjindigo		2012-12-04 02:20:19 AM

Glad to see Tater Salad sat this one out.

Prof. Frink		2012-12-04 02:32:32 AM

Co-conspirator?

upload.wikimedia.org

tillerman35		2012-12-04 03:03:50 AM

ojin_migoto: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 378x367]

... wanted for questioning.

/Hot like the latest Beets album.

At least Killer Tofu isn't accused of anything.... This time.

merzbow		2012-12-04 03:09:36 AM

Can't stop the Chop, baby!

g20kid		2012-12-04 03:27:03 AM

I used to be a salesman at a car stereo shop. One of my regular customers went by the name of "Porkchop". Then he shortened it to just Chops after awhile. Then he went to jail and I never saw him again.

/True story

Coffee Snob		2012-12-04 07:40:22 AM

Fano: You're not cooking NSFW language

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

Mudd's woman		2012-12-04 07:40:41 AM

elvisaintdead: I blame George Glass.

LOL

BinderWoman		2012-12-04 08:14:21 AM

Isn't that swell?

sureyado		2012-12-04 09:56:50 AM

Godscrack: "a man had been attacked"

[img689.imageshack.us image 248x317]

Good ol' Arizona.

You are so right, we should totally blame this on a white guy so we don't seem racist to every idiot(you) on the net.

danno_to_infinity		2012-12-04 10:01:47 AM

what a fine outstanding citizen in that picture. I can't wait to have him visit me at the nursing home and do my banking and file my beneficiary paperwork for me. I can tell he's a trustworthy soul. Because if that biatch farks me over, I'll have him ground into dog food and feed him to my alzheimer's afflicted neighbor.

booger42		2012-12-04 10:15:12 AM

merzbow: [www.history.com image 605x412]

Can't stop the Chop, baby!

What a useless twot - perfect for 'realtiy' TV though

/Damn, subby is old and so are some of these farkers
//and me
///Marsha Marsha Marsha!