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(The Smoking Gun)   Is that a diaper on your face, or are you just happy to be in this week's Mugshot Roundup?   ( ) divider line 39
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2012-12-03 08:57:19 PM  
43 votes:
2012-12-03 09:00:16 PM  
22 votes:
2012-12-03 09:18:45 PM  
7 votes:
2012-12-04 02:19:44 AM  
6 votes:
2012-12-03 11:36:44 PM  
6 votes:
I think this guy played linebacker on my high school football team.
2012-12-04 12:19:02 AM  
5 votes:
2012-12-03 08:57:48 PM  
5 votes:

AirForceVet: She's got a tattoo of a chastity belt? Or is it the Key to the Gate Keeper?

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Tattoo artists get confused about where to put the tramp stamp if you have a front butt.
2012-12-03 11:32:14 PM  
4 votes: 

2012-12-03 10:24:29 PM  
4 votes:
2012-12-03 05:39:28 PM  
4 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: It's a spit guard.

I guess it Depends
2012-12-04 12:03:10 AM  
3 votes:
2012-12-03 11:22:32 PM  
3 votes:
"Arrested for erratic driving,..."

Well, duh. The hair aerodynamics will screw that up.
2012-12-03 08:24:50 PM  
3 votes:

AirForceVet: She's got a tattoo of a chastity belt? Or is it the Key to the Gate Keeper?

On second thought, could it be the chain holding the sign that reads: "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate?"

/More commonly known "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
2012-12-04 12:47:48 AM  
2 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

I encounter this in Michigan small towns. I get confused

"WTF? How do I pay?"

"Pay for what? You didn't get any gas."

"I can't get gas if I don't pay!"



"Get gas and pay. If you don't get gas you don't pay."

"Here is my credit card. I want to pay!"

"Pay for what?"


"What gas?"

"The gas I pump into my car."

"You didn't pump any gas into your car."

"Not yet."


"OK what?"

"Go ahead"

"I can't go ahead. I need some gas"


...and so on an so forth
2012-12-03 11:37:14 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-03 11:25:48 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-03 08:35:32 PM  
2 votes:

2012-12-03 08:31:11 PM  
2 votes:
Arrested for attempting to pass a forged instrument:

Like a forged vagina?
2012-12-03 06:05:54 PM  
2 votes:

Arrested for failure to appear. Indeed. On my face.

/started drinking early today, sorry
2012-12-04 06:11:45 PM  
1 vote: 

Strong to the finach.....
2012-12-04 04:18:19 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-04 04:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-04 10:17:19 AM  
1 vote:
Looks like the off season has already been rough on Dale Jr.
2012-12-04 07:03:42 AM  
1 vote:

" Beezboll have been berry berry good to me "
2012-12-04 02:12:08 AM  
1 vote:

I didn't even know he was still alive.
2012-12-04 12:49:57 AM  
1 vote:

Caddyshack boat guy, gif too big to link pic

/I'm all right
//nobody worry about me
2012-12-04 12:13:17 AM  
1 vote:

How desperate and/or cheap are you to pay to have sex with...that?
What is the point of a mugshot when half the face can't be seen?

A forged instrument. So, a fake Tuba???

Arrested for trespassing...after the owners of the property he trespassed on beat his ass?
2012-12-03 11:58:19 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-03 11:54:26 PM  
1 vote:


"Sir, please stop doing that. You are not on a rollercoaster."
2012-12-03 11:33:02 PM  
1 vote:
Really? Nobody?

"Son, you got a panty on your head."
2012-12-03 11:28:23 PM  
1 vote:

JohnAnnArbor: "Arrested for erratic driving,..."

Well, duh. The hair aerodynamics will screw that up.

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nick cage's birdhair?

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How you doin?

the lizard king who can do anything?
2012-12-03 11:24:30 PM  
1 vote:
#5... yes please.
2012-12-03 11:24:28 PM  
1 vote:

How you doin?
2012-12-03 10:29:08 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-03 10:23:27 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-03 09:46:49 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-03 09:27:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'll wager he didn't get the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball to get that tatoo.
2012-12-03 09:16:44 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-03 08:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
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