How desperate and/or cheap are you to pay to have sex with...that?


What is the point of a mugshot when half the face can't be seen?




A forged instrument. So, a fake Tuba???



Arrested for trespassing...after the owners of the property he trespassed on beat his ass?

The Ghost of Tom Ace: [#5] might be the hottest girl to ever have graced TSG's weekly mugs.

I dunno...

iron de havilland: Three Crooked Squirrels: I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

If you live somewhere where you're required to pay for your fuel before you're allowed to dispense it, it's not a good reflection on the area in which you live.

Gyrfalcon: iron de havilland: Three Crooked Squirrels: I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

If you live somewhere where you're required to pay for your fuel before you're allowed to dispense it, it's not a good reflection on the area in which you live.

For some reason, Florida and Texas are states I know of that allow you to pump gas before paying for it. Not surprisingly, they have a large number of drive-offs like this. Most normal states require you to pay before you fill up, because they recognize that with gas selling for over $3/gallon, people might be encouraged to fill up and drive off in the hopes the clerk is too distracted to notice.

You would think that cops would not want to engage in high-speed pursuits over a tank full of gasoline; but perhaps being Florida and Texas, they have nothing better to do.

i don't know about the actual laws concerning pumping gas here in texas, but every gas station i've been to in texas, regardless the quality of the area, in the last 10 years or more has required either a card swipe at the pump or a payment to the cashier inside before any gas is dispensed. same goes for arkansas.

Passing a forged instrument?

bungle_jr: dskot1: Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

i believe nj also has a similar law. but does that explain how this guy was able to get to the pump and pump his own?

Possibly in the South. I encountered it there, where the cashier looked confused when I came in to pre-pay for my gas. That was in 2004. I forget where exactly, it was probably either Mississippi or Alabama. The level of trust impressed me.

bungle_jr: dskot1: Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

i believe nj also has a similar law. but does that explain how this guy was able to get to the pump and pump his own?

Around most of Wisconsin and Iowa you can pay after you pump at most stations; it gets you into the station to buy drinks/snacks and other stuff that they actually make money on. Stations in certain neighborhoods or with easy highway access are more likely to require prepayment, and some stations require prepay at certain hours (typically overnight, if the pumps aren't just turned completely off). Full service pumps are very rare around here; I honestly can't recall the last time I saw a full service pump or station in Wisconsin, probably at least 15-20 years ago.
In Wisconsin the penalty for driving off without paying is a fine of up to $200 for the first offense, a suspension of your license for up to 6 months for the 2nd, and automatic 6 month and 12 month suspensions of your license for the 3rd and 4th offenses. All the stations have cameras watching the pumps to get the license plate of anyone who drives off.

Gyrfalcon: For some reason, Florida and Texas are states I know of that allow you to pump gas before paying for it. Not surprisingly, they have a large number of drive-offs like this.

Why not surprisingly? These states have a failing in basic human interactions, where you pay for the services rendered to you?

Most normal states require you to pay before you fill up, because they recognize that with gas selling for over $3/gallon, people might be encouraged to fill up and drive off in the hopes the clerk is too distracted to notice.

I had a go at being a petrol station manager for a bit. Prices were around £1.39 per litre at the time. Still only 1 or 2 drive offs per week. You have CCTV covering the entrance and exit, so you can refer their details to the driver and vehicle licensing agency; they'lll provide you with the vehicle owner's name and address (so long as you can prove your credentials as legitimately requiring the information). You send a letter to the thief, if they don't pay up you refer it to the police.

In my job at the filling station, the company avoided pay-at-pump because there's no profit on the fuel. The money's made selling you crap instore. The tills had an option of pre-approving a certain amount of fuel sale, an option that was never used.

Three Crooked Squirrels: think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

I encounter this in Michigan small towns. I get confused

"WTF? How do I pay?"

"Pay for what? You didn't get any gas."

"I can't get gas if I don't pay!"

"Exactly"

"What?"

"Get gas and pay. If you don't get gas you don't pay."

"Here is my credit card. I want to pay!"

"Pay for what?"

"Gas"

"What gas?"

"The gas I pump into my car."

"You didn't pump any gas into your car."

"Not yet."

"OK"

"OK what?"

"Go ahead"

"I can't go ahead. I need some gas"

"Exactly"

...and so on an so forth

Caddyshack boat guy, gif too big to link pic

/I'm all right
//nobody worry about me

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Yeah, that's what I was seeing, too.

Naked teakettle guy?

dskot1: Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

I've always had a problem with that Oregon law. I think I'm a little more qualified to pump gas than the average gas station worker who most likely is a high school dropout with a low IQ and a drug addiction.

And early in the round up I had an irrestible urge for a salt and pepper sandwich with extra butter. One looks like a fun drunk and the blonde looks like a fun everything.

Wow #5 is stepping up the mugshot game.

I didn't even know he was still alive.

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SPLAMM wins the Internet today!!!

In England most fuel is paid for after and you pump yourself. Prosecution for not paying is common so I'm not sure how long it will last.

How do you fill up and prepay? presumably you don't know exactly how much fuel you can fill your tank with?

gumpy: In England most fuel is paid for after and you pump yourself. Prosecution for not paying is common so I'm not sure how long it will last.

How do you fill up and prepay? presumably you don't know exactly how much fuel you can fill your tank with?

I don't if this has reached over the pond yet, but here we get this thing called "change".

gumpy: How do you fill up and prepay? presumably you don't know exactly how much fuel you can fill your tank with?

Typically you either use a credit card at the pump itself, in which case your card gets billed for whatever the total sale is, or you have to see the cashier and get change back if you've paid cash.

Dont you make that face at ME young lady!!!
You're fixing to get a SPANKING!!!!
oh yes.......quite a spanking........wheres my lotion

Snargi: dskot1: Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

I've always had a problem with that Oregon law. I think I'm a little more qualified to pump gas than the average gas station worker who most likely is a high school dropout with a low IQ and a drug addiction.

Hey, it doesn't cost any more and if I use a credit card I don't even have to get out of the car.

And who the fark cares about qualifications? As long as I don't die in a fiery explosion it's all good.

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And early in the round up I had an irrestible urge for a salt and pepper sandwich with extra butter. One looks like a fun drunk and the blonde looks like a fun everything.

Best TSG roundup chix I've seen in a long while bathe them and.....aww hell they'll just get dirty anyway.

jaytkay: The Ghost of Tom Ace: [#5] might be the hottest girl to ever have graced TSG's weekly mugs.

I dunno...

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I'm right there with ya, man. I've been searching for that picture for months. She is beautiful.

Snargi:
I've always had a problem with that Oregon law. I think I'm a little more qualified to pump gas than the average gas station worker who most likely is a high school dropout with a low IQ and a drug addiction.

The law is in place so that high school dropouts will always have a job.

 

" Beezboll have been berry berry good to me "

bungle_jr: iron de havilland: Three Crooked Squirrels: I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

If you live somewhere where you're required to pay for your fuel before you're allowed to dispense it, it's not a good reflection on the area in which you live.

Gyrfalcon: iron de havilland: Three Crooked Squirrels: I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

If you live somewhere where you're required to pay for your fuel before you're allowed to dispense it, it's not a good reflection on the area in which you live.

For some reason, Florida and Texas are states I know of that allow you to pump gas before paying for it. Not surprisingly, they have a large number of drive-offs like this. Most normal states require you to pay before you fill up, because they recognize that with gas selling for over $3/gallon, people might be encouraged to fill up and drive off in the hopes the clerk is too distracted to notice.

You would think that cops would not want to engage in high-speed pursuits over a tank full of gasoline; but perhaps being Florida and Texas, they have nothing better to do.

i don't know about the actual laws concerning pumping gas here in texas, but every gas station i've been to in texas, regardless the quality of the area, in the last 10 years or more has required either a card swipe at the pump or a payment to the cashier inside before any gas is dispensed. same goes for arkansas.

I'm guessing you live in either the Houston area or the Metroplex. I live in a smaller town and most of the stations allow you to pump gas first and then walk inside and pay except for some near an interstate or in seedier neighborhoods.

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" Beezboll have been berry berry good to me "

Did he get the express written consent of Major League Baseball before embarking on that poor life decision?

Looks like the off season has already been rough on Dale Jr. 

bungle_jr: dskot1: Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

i believe nj also has a similar law. but does that explain how this guy was able to get to the pump and pump his own?

Here in Wisconsin, you can still pump your own. In fact I have yet to see the gas station that you couldn't.

surprised no one went here.

iron de havilland: Three Crooked Squirrels: I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

If you live somewhere where you're required to pay for your fuel before you're allowed to dispense it, it's not a good reflection on the area in which you live.

This.

Every station I regularly use will let you pump before you pay.

dammit, someone did, sorry.

Because I like you guys, here's #5 in happier times...