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		Is that a diaper on your face, or are you just happy to be in this week's Mugshot Roundup? (thesmokinggun.com)		105
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BarkingUnicorn		2012-12-03 05:27:48 PM

It's a spit guard.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-12-03 05:39:28 PM

BarkingUnicorn: It's a spit guard.

I guess it Depends

dickfreckle		2012-12-03 06:05:54 PM

Arrested for failure to appear. Indeed. On my face.

/started drinking early today, sorry

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-12-03 07:00:36 PM

This one is just begging for a shop job
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/and a decent haircut

AirForceVet		2012-12-03 08:20:36 PM

She's got a tattoo of a chastity belt? Or is it the Key to the Gate Keeper?

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AirForceVet		2012-12-03 08:24:50 PM

AirForceVet: She's got a tattoo of a chastity belt? Or is it the Key to the Gate Keeper?

On second thought, could it be the chain holding the sign that reads: "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate?"

/More commonly known "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

FriarReb98		2012-12-03 08:29:55 PM

I've seen the diaper before, can't remember his name but there was a famous case of a guy in Providence who was like a cop killer or something who had his ass handed to him by the cops and was still spitting at people. He wore that for his first few hearings.

Otherwise, why does mascara that bleeds as much as it does on that blond DUI chick still exist?

Lionel Mandrake		2012-12-03 08:30:48 PM

dickfreckle: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x721]

Arrested for failure to appear. Indeed. On my face.

She can appear on my face anytime...wait...did someone already...?

/started drinking early today, sorry

Me too. West coast early

doyner		2012-12-03 08:31:11 PM

Arrested for attempting to pass a forged instrument:

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Like a forged vagina?

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-12-03 08:31:54 PM

Arrested for pumping gas and not paying, driving with a suspended license.

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

doyner		2012-12-03 08:35:32 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-12-03 08:56:25 PM

minnkat		2012-12-03 08:57:19 PM

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-12-03 08:57:48 PM

AirForceVet: She's got a tattoo of a chastity belt? Or is it the Key to the Gate Keeper?

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Tattoo artists get confused about where to put the tramp stamp if you have a front butt.

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-12-03 08:58:38 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 600x736]

That is farking brilliant. A++++.

dstanley		2012-12-03 08:59:57 PM

The sex acts I would perform with number five are innumerable.

minnkat		2012-12-03 09:00:16 PM

Bathia_Mapes		2012-12-03 09:03:20 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 600x736]

lulz

That's awesome.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-12-03 09:16:44 PM

jmadisonbiii		2012-12-03 09:18:45 PM

Lionel Mandrake		2012-12-03 09:20:57 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 600x736]

That is farking brilliant. A++++.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

awesome, minnkat

toddalmighty		2012-12-03 09:27:51 PM

I'll wager he didn't get the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball to get that tatoo.

Mini Ditka		2012-12-03 09:46:49 PM

dickfreckle		2012-12-03 09:49:13 PM

jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 400x225]

HA!

Excellent jorb.

Mini Ditka		2012-12-03 10:23:27 PM

webthing01		2012-12-03 10:24:29 PM

Mini Ditka		2012-12-03 10:29:08 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-12-03 11:22:01 PM

The Ghost of Tom Ace		2012-12-03 11:22:16 PM

dickfreckle: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x721]

Arrested for failure to appear. Indeed. On my face.

/started drinking early today, sorry

Wow. She might be the hottest girl to ever have graced TSG's weekly mugs.

JohnAnnArbor		2012-12-03 11:22:32 PM

"Arrested for erratic driving,..."

Well, duh. The hair aerodynamics will screw that up.

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borg		2012-12-03 11:24:28 PM

How you doin?

vegasj		2012-12-03 11:24:30 PM

#5... yes please.

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pissedoffmick		2012-12-03 11:25:48 PM

dskot1		2012-12-03 11:27:20 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

bungle_jr		2012-12-03 11:28:23 PM

JohnAnnArbor: "Arrested for erratic driving,..."

Well, duh. The hair aerodynamics will screw that up.

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nick cage's birdhair?

borg: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

How you doin?

the lizard king who can do anything?

bungle_jr		2012-12-03 11:29:19 PM

dskot1: Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

i believe nj also has a similar law. but does that explain how this guy was able to get to the pump and pump his own?

borg		2012-12-03 11:29:28 PM

I knew Mantan Moreland; Mantan Moreland was a friend of mine. Mug Shot #12, you're no Mantan Moreland.

usernameguy		2012-12-03 11:32:14 PM

STEVE HOLT!

cgraves67		2012-12-03 11:32:54 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x530]

Arrested for pumping gas and not paying, driving with a suspended license.

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

I don't know why I think this, but he's like the black Shia Labeouf.

jtown		2012-12-03 11:33:02 PM

Really? Nobody?

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

Prey4reign		2012-12-03 11:36:03 PM

#11 -- Strong to the finish 'cause he eats his spinach or bend over like a sweet lad and let Bubba toss your salad?

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones		2012-12-03 11:36:44 PM

I think this guy played linebacker on my high school football team.

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Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-12-03 11:37:14 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2012-12-03 11:39:17 PM

Marshal805		2012-12-03 11:53:04 PM

Why do so many of the Hookers on Mugshot roundup look like Trannies?

/NTTAWWT.

fusillade762		2012-12-03 11:54:26 PM

"WHEEEEEE!!!"

"Sir, please stop doing that. You are not on a rollercoaster."

iron de havilland		2012-12-03 11:54:32 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

If you live somewhere where you're required to pay for your fuel before you're allowed to dispense it, it's not a good reflection on the area in which you live.

LordOfThePings		2012-12-03 11:58:19 PM

Thrakkorzog		2012-12-04 12:02:23 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x375][api.ning.com image 300x349]

I was thinking more William Defoe

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 600x736]

minnkat Excellent - still laughing

BigChad		2012-12-04 12:03:10 AM

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