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(Mirror.co.uk)   Now that Kate Middleton is preggers, here's what the royal snowflake may look like   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 117
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2012-12-03 07:07:07 PM

glave27: This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????

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Fantastic. Thanks for this!
 
2012-12-03 07:10:32 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I predict this:

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I was thinking along those lines but didn't have the nerve to post it first. It would be hilarious.
 
2012-12-03 07:11:37 PM
I predict sharp knees.
 
2012-12-03 07:11:42 PM

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

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By the way, I would pay top dollar for one of these:

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-03 07:14:08 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

All hail Princess Trisha and her beautifully shaded upper lip.
 
2012-12-03 07:15:15 PM

PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.


true that. damn near all babies are uglier than a hot mess sin. they look like miniature drunken old men taxi cab drivers. or a meatloaf. once in a while you see a angelic baby, the kind of baby that makes you wish you could have a baby that beautiful. very rarely though.

./can't stand babies, except for the rare beautiful ones
 
2012-12-03 07:17:16 PM

DORMAMU: 2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

What happens when the one on the left wants to go down on a guy?

If you sleep with them, is still a threesome? Or us it a 2.5some?

/end threadjack
//yes I am horrible


Do they both feel it if you're taking them up the butt?
 
2012-12-03 07:17:57 PM

Peaceboy: Methadone Girls: i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.

Their daughter will have her perfect hair, but it will start thinning in her early 20's.


Yeah, I was thinking of a Conan type rendition of the kid. Where it's girl with a bald head.
 
2012-12-03 07:19:55 PM

KrispyKritter: ...
...the rare beautiful ones


No such thing.
 
2012-12-03 07:21:34 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


That's what c-sections are for. Preserve the royal tightness.
 
2012-12-03 07:21:54 PM
The baby will look like Winston Churchill.

This is normal for an Anglo couple.

What's really weird is that those little Churchillian morsels really are adorable.
 
2012-12-03 07:27:06 PM
So if its a girl, what are the odds on the first or middle name being Diana?
 
2012-12-03 07:27:33 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 07:30:07 PM
I'm waiting for the royal miscarriage.
 
2012-12-03 07:30:55 PM

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

[i.imgur.com image 660x371]


they must have one hell of an interesting sex life, consent within a democracy and all.
 
2012-12-03 07:31:35 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I'm waiting for the royal miscarriage. hysterical pregnancy

 
2012-12-03 07:38:01 PM
I'm going with poolboy.
 
2012-12-03 07:38:15 PM
This baby will be a future king or queen regardless.

www.thepaltrysapien.com

We'll see.

/aristocracy is like a potato, the best part's underground
 
2012-12-03 07:39:14 PM

EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.


Came here to say this. So glad I'm not the only one.
 
2012-12-03 07:39:36 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


He's the farking prince. He can get all the tang he wants, then his handlers come from behind with hush money.
 
2012-12-03 07:42:52 PM

EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.


Also "baby bump"
 
2012-12-03 07:43:08 PM

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

[i.imgur.com image 660x371]


We have our winner. Let it go, you can't beat it.
 
2012-12-03 07:45:40 PM
Its a good thing we already have some nude photos of her otherwise we'd be running out of time.
 
2012-12-03 07:47:09 PM

phenn: EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.

Agreed. Add the people who insist on saying 'baby bump' and I'll buy the lighter fluid.


I should have have read the thread before my post. Im glad im not the only one who hates that.
 
2012-12-03 07:57:13 PM
Not a fark is given.
 
2012-12-03 08:03:40 PM
Went and wrecked that amusement park straight away. Poor bastard.
 
2012-12-03 08:05:25 PM

ArkAngel: I suppose it'll look like an amalgam of Kate and whomever she's been sleeping with


When's the Mercedes ride?
 
2012-12-03 08:05:25 PM

glave27: This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????

[torahmusings.com image 850x488]


Wow, that's a blast from the past!
 
2012-12-03 08:11:49 PM
inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

static.habsburger.net
 
2012-12-03 08:16:52 PM
Creepy tag.
 
2012-12-03 08:16:57 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-03 08:17:09 PM

Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

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Hapsburgs are long gone.
 
2012-12-03 08:20:25 PM
v.popapostle.com
 
2012-12-03 08:22:23 PM
Babies and old people look similar because it's a survival mechanism. The facial features make us want to protect them. Well, that's what I read somewhere, but it makes sense.

/citation required but I couldn't be bothered
 
2012-12-03 08:22:38 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.


Om nom nom

Babies is good eats.
 
2012-12-03 08:24:55 PM

Igor Jakovsky: phenn: EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.

Agreed. Add the people who insist on saying 'baby bump' and I'll buy the lighter fluid.

I should have have read the thread before my post. Im glad im not the only one who hates that.


Then you're going to really hate this website:
TheBump.com
 
2012-12-03 08:31:24 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

[static.habsburger.net image 298x380]

Hapsburgs are long gone.


true. will you accept: inbreds! they all look like ozark inbreds instead?
 
2012-12-03 08:44:34 PM

Omahawg: JohnAnnArbor: Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

[static.habsburger.net image 298x380]

Hapsburgs are long gone.

true. will you accept: inbreds! they all look like ozark inbreds instead?


What about the McCoys?

/Oh the hapsburgs and the Mccoys they was reckless mountain boys...
 
2012-12-03 08:52:59 PM
What? No countdown yet?
/this place is slipping.
 
2012-12-03 08:55:56 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

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i.imgur.com

Open your mind...
 
2012-12-03 09:03:46 PM
I'm sure it will be butt ugly, just like every other baby.
 
2012-12-03 09:06:05 PM
She looks great. Eff all you haters. Get a life losers.
 
2012-12-03 09:07:46 PM

Nick Nostril: Went and wrecked that amusement park straight away. Poor bastard.


They've been seeing each other for ten years and living together for a good portion of them. Hardly wrecking the amusement park "straight away".
 
2012-12-03 09:09:54 PM

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Pippa is the better looking one.
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The one in the bikini is Kate, though I'm not sure from your post whether you knew that already and are presenting her rotund bottom in contrast to Pippa's flatter one, if that's what you prefer.
 
2012-12-03 09:11:44 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

[static.habsburger.net image 298x380]

Hapsburgs are long gone.


Uh, no:

Prince Lorenz of Belgium, Archduke of Austria-Este

Karl von Habsburg
 
2012-12-03 09:13:52 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Prince Lorenz of Belgium, Archduke of Austria-Este

Karl von Habsburg


Funny, they don't look like inbred melted wax.
 
2012-12-03 09:20:23 PM
i3.mirror.co.uk

Pugsley?
 
2012-12-03 09:36:02 PM

glave27: This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????


Heh. Gnarly Charlie.
 
2012-12-03 09:46:29 PM
Good god I hope it's a girl, the rendition of the male child looks all kinds of chromosomally challenged.
 
2012-12-03 10:02:26 PM
My condolences to everyone in England, the UK, and the commonwealth who has to put up with this horseshiat. America has it vastly better: we promote total idiots to stardom then rip them down hard. Or they eventually make asses of themselves like Clint Eastwood. Anyway, none of this royalty crap, I mean who the hell knows or cares what Amy Carter is doing? Did Nixon even have kids? I seriously have no idea.

I do wish we would adopt your decorum in parliament though. We could use more mass yelling and jeering and less "I take exception to the words of the gentlewoman from Maine" baloney. We had one guy who was pretty good, but he tweeted his dick bulge to teenagers.
 
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