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(Mirror.co.uk)   Now that Kate Middleton is preggers, here's what the royal snowflake may look like   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 117
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2012-12-03 05:22:32 PM
The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.
 
2012-12-03 05:43:35 PM
Who? Is she on a reality show or something?
 
2012-12-03 05:53:03 PM
i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.

I didn't realize hair stylists were passed on from generation to generation.
 
2012-12-03 05:54:49 PM

Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?


No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.
 
2012-12-03 05:56:23 PM

Methadone Girls: i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.

I didn't realize hair stylists were passed on from generation to generation.


I believe the mothers genetics play a higher percent in child's make up.
 
2012-12-03 05:57:34 PM

Methadone Girls: i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.


Their daughter will have her perfect hair, but it will start thinning in her early 20's.
 
2012-12-03 05:58:56 PM
Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.
 
2012-12-03 06:15:51 PM
I suppose it'll look like an amalgam of Kate and whomever she's been sleeping with
 
2012-12-03 06:15:56 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


Yup, just like Orlando Bloom with Miranda Kerr.

Oh, wait...
 
2012-12-03 06:16:03 PM
I predict twins.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-12-03 06:20:02 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.


Harry'shiatched? News to him...
 
2012-12-03 06:22:26 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.


Oh right. Civilized countries still have monarchies.
 
2012-12-03 06:23:10 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 06:24:36 PM
Well, they've cut down the inbreeding the last two generations. Should help.
 
2012-12-03 06:25:18 PM
Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.
 
2012-12-03 06:26:18 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.

Harry'shiatched? News to him...


I plead brainfart!
 
2012-12-03 06:26:58 PM
who the fark did these masterful images??? the interns? the hell is wrong with that hypothetical male child head
 
2012-12-03 06:27:21 PM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
 
2012-12-03 06:28:13 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.


Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-03 06:28:41 PM
Sounds like an opportunity for a photoshop contest.
 
2012-12-03 06:29:58 PM
I predict this:

amebor.com
 
2012-12-03 06:30:25 PM
Chucky?
 
2012-12-03 06:31:41 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I predict this:

[amebor.com image 250x166]


ha haaa ...

i see what you did there!!!
 
2012-12-03 06:32:11 PM
Pippa is the better looking one.
cdn.thegloss.com
 
2012-12-03 06:33:46 PM
All babies look like...

www.nobelprize.org
 
2012-12-03 06:36:24 PM

Jeebus H Christ, who do they think got her pregnant, a mannequin? The kids would be better off being inbred rather than looking like these computer generated pics.


i2.mirror.co.uk

 
2012-12-03 06:36:24 PM
I think this:

i50.tinypic.com

I'm an "expert" too.
 
2012-12-03 06:39:14 PM
Oh, Noes! It's Chucky, Junior!

The Midwich Cuckoos are loose! Run away before they read your minds and make you injure yourself fatally!

Come to think of it, that boy looks suspiciously like Leonardo Di Caprio.

Oh, goody! Royal beheading! Yaaaaaaaaay!
 
2012-12-03 06:39:57 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


Her first duty was to produce an heir and a spare.
 
2012-12-03 06:41:15 PM
But they're royals. So...what if Snowflake has an extra Y chromosome?
 
2012-12-03 06:41:43 PM
Infants frequently resemble their grandparents, so...
i1222.photobucket.comor2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-03 06:41:49 PM

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.


What happens when the one on the left wants to go down on a guy?

If you sleep with them, is still a threesome? Or us it a 2.5some?

/end threadjack
//yes I am horrible
 
2012-12-03 06:42:39 PM
If they have an ugly child, they'll kill it and bury it with a dead female jackal and steal someone else's good looking baby.
 
2012-12-03 06:42:55 PM
What would happen if the child born by Kate Middleton is actually autistic?
 
2012-12-03 06:43:29 PM
I'd like to remind everyone of the wonders of the young MILF

img2.timeinc.net

This 60's era pin-up had two kids, I think it was in 57 and 59. Motherhood shaped her curves and gave her a fulsome pair of funbags in an era without implants.

As for what the kid might look like

30walksinbrooklyn.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-03 06:43:29 PM

skinink: Jeebus H Christ, who do they think got her pregnant, a mannequin? The kids would be better off being inbred rather than looking like these computer generated pics.
[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


This. It seems the new monarchy will be firmly entrenched in the uncanny valley.
 
2012-12-03 06:44:00 PM

PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.


Little Winston Churchills?
 
2012-12-03 06:45:55 PM
 
2012-12-03 06:46:51 PM
she should have an abortion
 
2012-12-03 06:47:23 PM
My husband and I had pictures done of our future children when we got married in Vegas. It was some crappy photobooth-type thing in Circus Circus. Now that we have a daughter, I should go find those pictures and see how accurate they are!
 
2012-12-03 06:47:44 PM
So; what's the over/under on the possibility that the royal crotchfruit looks kinda like the royal milkman?
 
2012-12-03 06:50:57 PM
Boy will look like her side and a girl will look like his...

So the girl should look more like Diana. Im voting for blond hair as well. Shes going to be a looker. William was really cute as a boy.
 
2012-12-03 06:53:32 PM

Peaceboy: The Princess has spoken:  "For the love of God, for the love of all that is holy, cut this farking monster out of me!"


Came here to reply to something else. Died laughing at this. You, sir\ma'am, win +1 Internets

Felix_T_Cat: PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.

Little Winston Churchills?


Maybe?
 
2012-12-03 06:56:05 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.

Her first duty was to produce an heir and a spare.


Wait. If she has twins, is the heir the first one to pop out?
 
2012-12-03 06:57:07 PM
This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????

torahmusings.com
 
2012-12-03 06:58:23 PM
wildcardjack: I'd like to remind everyone of the wonders of the young MILF

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x580]

This 60's era pin-up had two kids, I think it was in 57 and 59. Motherhood shaped her curves and gave her a fulsome pair of funbags in an era without implants.

As for what the kid might look like

[30walksinbrooklyn.files.wordpress.com image 400x309]


I'd hit it with Miss Fuzzy Britches like the fist of an angry gawd
 
2012-12-03 07:02:39 PM
She shoulda taken it in the pooper
 
2012-12-03 07:04:42 PM
In the FLK stakes, the kid isn't even going to be on the same racetrack as little Lady Louise.

I used to think that uncorrected strabismus was a poor uninsured American thing.
 
2012-12-03 07:06:02 PM

EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.


Agreed. Add the people who insist on saying 'baby bump' and I'll buy the lighter fluid.
 
2012-12-03 07:06:49 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


You say that like he can't get hot tight bodies by the gross. His family has never been one to avoid mistresses.
 
2012-12-03 07:07:07 PM

glave27: This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????

[torahmusings.com image 850x488]


Fantastic. Thanks for this!
 
2012-12-03 07:10:32 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I predict this:

[amebor.com image 250x166]


I was thinking along those lines but didn't have the nerve to post it first. It would be hilarious.
 
2012-12-03 07:11:37 PM
I predict sharp knees.
 
2012-12-03 07:11:42 PM

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

[i.imgur.com image 660x371]


By the way, I would pay top dollar for one of these:

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-03 07:14:08 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

All hail Princess Trisha and her beautifully shaded upper lip.
 
2012-12-03 07:15:15 PM

PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.


true that. damn near all babies are uglier than a hot mess sin. they look like miniature drunken old men taxi cab drivers. or a meatloaf. once in a while you see a angelic baby, the kind of baby that makes you wish you could have a baby that beautiful. very rarely though.

./can't stand babies, except for the rare beautiful ones
 
2012-12-03 07:17:16 PM

DORMAMU: 2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

What happens when the one on the left wants to go down on a guy?

If you sleep with them, is still a threesome? Or us it a 2.5some?

/end threadjack
//yes I am horrible


Do they both feel it if you're taking them up the butt?
 
2012-12-03 07:17:57 PM

Peaceboy: Methadone Girls: i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.

Their daughter will have her perfect hair, but it will start thinning in her early 20's.


Yeah, I was thinking of a Conan type rendition of the kid. Where it's girl with a bald head.
 
2012-12-03 07:19:55 PM

KrispyKritter: ...
...the rare beautiful ones


No such thing.
 
2012-12-03 07:21:34 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


That's what c-sections are for. Preserve the royal tightness.
 
2012-12-03 07:21:54 PM
The baby will look like Winston Churchill.

This is normal for an Anglo couple.

What's really weird is that those little Churchillian morsels really are adorable.
 
2012-12-03 07:27:06 PM
So if its a girl, what are the odds on the first or middle name being Diana?
 
2012-12-03 07:27:33 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 07:30:07 PM
I'm waiting for the royal miscarriage.
 
2012-12-03 07:30:55 PM

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

[i.imgur.com image 660x371]


they must have one hell of an interesting sex life, consent within a democracy and all.
 
2012-12-03 07:31:35 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I'm waiting for the royal miscarriage. hysterical pregnancy

 
2012-12-03 07:38:01 PM
I'm going with poolboy.
 
2012-12-03 07:38:15 PM
This baby will be a future king or queen regardless.

www.thepaltrysapien.com

We'll see.

/aristocracy is like a potato, the best part's underground
 
2012-12-03 07:39:14 PM

EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.


Came here to say this. So glad I'm not the only one.
 
2012-12-03 07:39:36 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


He's the farking prince. He can get all the tang he wants, then his handlers come from behind with hush money.
 
2012-12-03 07:42:52 PM

EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.


Also "baby bump"
 
2012-12-03 07:43:08 PM

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

[i.imgur.com image 660x371]


We have our winner. Let it go, you can't beat it.
 
2012-12-03 07:45:40 PM
Its a good thing we already have some nude photos of her otherwise we'd be running out of time.
 
2012-12-03 07:47:09 PM

phenn: EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.

Agreed. Add the people who insist on saying 'baby bump' and I'll buy the lighter fluid.


I should have have read the thread before my post. Im glad im not the only one who hates that.
 
2012-12-03 07:57:13 PM
Not a fark is given.
 
2012-12-03 08:03:40 PM
Went and wrecked that amusement park straight away. Poor bastard.
 
2012-12-03 08:05:25 PM

ArkAngel: I suppose it'll look like an amalgam of Kate and whomever she's been sleeping with


When's the Mercedes ride?
 
2012-12-03 08:05:25 PM

glave27: This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????

[torahmusings.com image 850x488]


Wow, that's a blast from the past!
 
2012-12-03 08:11:49 PM
inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

static.habsburger.net
 
2012-12-03 08:16:52 PM
Creepy tag.
 
2012-12-03 08:16:57 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-03 08:17:09 PM

Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

[static.habsburger.net image 298x380]


Hapsburgs are long gone.
 
2012-12-03 08:20:25 PM
v.popapostle.com
 
2012-12-03 08:22:23 PM
Babies and old people look similar because it's a survival mechanism. The facial features make us want to protect them. Well, that's what I read somewhere, but it makes sense.

/citation required but I couldn't be bothered
 
2012-12-03 08:22:38 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.


Om nom nom

Babies is good eats.
 
2012-12-03 08:24:55 PM

Igor Jakovsky: phenn: EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.

Agreed. Add the people who insist on saying 'baby bump' and I'll buy the lighter fluid.

I should have have read the thread before my post. Im glad im not the only one who hates that.


Then you're going to really hate this website:
TheBump.com
 
2012-12-03 08:31:24 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

[static.habsburger.net image 298x380]

Hapsburgs are long gone.


true. will you accept: inbreds! they all look like ozark inbreds instead?
 
2012-12-03 08:44:34 PM

Omahawg: JohnAnnArbor: Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

[static.habsburger.net image 298x380]

Hapsburgs are long gone.

true. will you accept: inbreds! they all look like ozark inbreds instead?


What about the McCoys?

/Oh the hapsburgs and the Mccoys they was reckless mountain boys...
 
2012-12-03 08:52:59 PM
What? No countdown yet?
/this place is slipping.
 
2012-12-03 08:55:56 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

[img.gawkerassets.com image 425x239]


i.imgur.com

Open your mind...
 
2012-12-03 09:03:46 PM
I'm sure it will be butt ugly, just like every other baby.
 
2012-12-03 09:06:05 PM
She looks great. Eff all you haters. Get a life losers.
 
2012-12-03 09:07:46 PM

Nick Nostril: Went and wrecked that amusement park straight away. Poor bastard.


They've been seeing each other for ten years and living together for a good portion of them. Hardly wrecking the amusement park "straight away".
 
2012-12-03 09:09:54 PM

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy: Pippa is the better looking one.
[cdn.thegloss.com image 522x464]


The one in the bikini is Kate, though I'm not sure from your post whether you knew that already and are presenting her rotund bottom in contrast to Pippa's flatter one, if that's what you prefer.
 
2012-12-03 09:11:44 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

[static.habsburger.net image 298x380]

Hapsburgs are long gone.


Uh, no:

Prince Lorenz of Belgium, Archduke of Austria-Este

Karl von Habsburg
 
2012-12-03 09:13:52 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Prince Lorenz of Belgium, Archduke of Austria-Este

Karl von Habsburg


Funny, they don't look like inbred melted wax.
 
2012-12-03 09:20:23 PM
i3.mirror.co.uk

Pugsley?
 
2012-12-03 09:36:02 PM

glave27: This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????


Heh. Gnarly Charlie.
 
2012-12-03 09:46:29 PM
Good god I hope it's a girl, the rendition of the male child looks all kinds of chromosomally challenged.
 
2012-12-03 10:02:26 PM
My condolences to everyone in England, the UK, and the commonwealth who has to put up with this horseshiat. America has it vastly better: we promote total idiots to stardom then rip them down hard. Or they eventually make asses of themselves like Clint Eastwood. Anyway, none of this royalty crap, I mean who the hell knows or cares what Amy Carter is doing? Did Nixon even have kids? I seriously have no idea.

I do wish we would adopt your decorum in parliament though. We could use more mass yelling and jeering and less "I take exception to the words of the gentlewoman from Maine" baloney. We had one guy who was pretty good, but he tweeted his dick bulge to teenagers.
 
2012-12-03 10:02:27 PM
Not ONE picture of Kate Middleton? God damnit, Fark used to mean something.
 
2012-12-03 10:05:35 PM
Given that Elizabeth II will probably live to see 100+, and then Charles also, I predict this kid will be the monarch in the 22nd century. Assuming the whole concept isn't completely scrapped by then.
 
2012-12-03 10:10:39 PM

KrispyKritter: PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.

true that. damn near all babies are uglier than a hot mess sin. they look like miniature drunken old men taxi cab drivers. or a meatloaf. once in a while you see a angelic baby, the kind of baby that makes you wish you could have a baby that beautiful. very rarely though.

./can't stand babies, except for the rare beautiful ones


I adore babies and small children, but I'm not blind either, so I can agree on the ugly bit. :p
 
2012-12-03 10:49:50 PM

KrispyKritter: PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.

true that. damn near all babies are uglier than a hot mess sin. they look like miniature drunken old men taxi cab drivers. or a meatloaf. once in a while you see a angelic baby, the kind of baby that makes you wish you could have a baby that beautiful. very rarely though.

./can't stand babies, except for the rare beautiful ones


My second was a beautiful, angelic little boy. His big brother though could have passed for a chest-burster.
 
2012-12-03 10:57:23 PM
I have a feeling the baby may end up looking like this...

myexaminer.examiner.co.uk
 
2012-12-03 11:03:43 PM

Bacontastesgood: Did Nixon even have kids? I seriously have no idea.


img.ezinemark.com
The Eisenhower-Nixon ticket. 

/who cares?
//apparently I do
 
2012-12-03 11:11:31 PM

EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.


^This. It really isn't easier to say, nor easier to write, and makes you sound like an imbecile.
 
2012-12-03 11:13:36 PM
Rosemary's Baby was on tv the other night.
 
2012-12-03 11:15:21 PM
She's what they call 'British hot'.
 
2012-12-03 11:20:31 PM

NateAsbestos: Not ONE picture of Kate Middleton? God damnit, Fark used to mean something.


She's upthread in the white bikini. Rear shot only, though. The horror!
 
2012-12-04 12:51:18 AM

SithLord: [v.popapostle.com image 720x480]


The tongue forms a V for victory! I loved that show.
 
2012-12-04 12:56:57 AM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Bacontastesgood: Did Nixon even have kids? I seriously have no idea.

[img.ezinemark.com image 440x298]
The Eisenhower-Nixon ticket. 

/who cares?
//apparently I do


Fortunate Ones.
 
2012-12-04 01:42:29 AM

JohnAnnArbor: CigaretteSmokingMan: Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.

Her first duty was to produce an heir and a spare.

Wait. If she has twins, is the heir the first one to pop out?


The heir will be the winner of Royal Baby Deathmatch. Two babies enter the playpen, one baby leaves.
 
2012-12-04 01:42:47 AM

ZeroKnightRaiden: Good god I hope it's a girl, the rendition of the male child looks all kinds of chromosomally challenged.


The girl version looks like Paris Jackson
 
2012-12-04 03:38:50 AM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 05:50:25 AM

Kit Fister: Omahawg: JohnAnnArbor: Omahawg: inbred! they all look like appalachian inbreds!

[static.habsburger.net image 298x380]

Hapsburgs are long gone.

true. will you accept: inbreds! they all look like ozark inbreds instead?

What about the McCoys?

/Oh the hapsburgs and the Mccoys they was reckless mountain boys...


Hey! The McCoys aren't inbreds - we allas manage to kidnap somebody from outside the fambly to breed with...
 
2012-12-04 01:44:28 PM
www.bogleech.com
 
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