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(Mirror.co.uk)   Now that Kate Middleton is preggers, here's what the royal snowflake may look like   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 117
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2012-12-03 05:22:32 PM
The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.
 
2012-12-03 05:43:35 PM
Who? Is she on a reality show or something?
 
2012-12-03 05:53:03 PM
i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.

I didn't realize hair stylists were passed on from generation to generation.
 
2012-12-03 05:54:49 PM

Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?


No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.
 
2012-12-03 05:56:23 PM

Methadone Girls: i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.

I didn't realize hair stylists were passed on from generation to generation.


I believe the mothers genetics play a higher percent in child's make up.
 
2012-12-03 05:57:34 PM

Methadone Girls: i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.


Their daughter will have her perfect hair, but it will start thinning in her early 20's.
 
2012-12-03 05:58:56 PM
Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.
 
2012-12-03 06:15:51 PM
I suppose it'll look like an amalgam of Kate and whomever she's been sleeping with
 
2012-12-03 06:15:56 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


Yup, just like Orlando Bloom with Miranda Kerr.

Oh, wait...
 
2012-12-03 06:16:03 PM
I predict twins.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-12-03 06:20:02 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.


Harry'shiatched? News to him...
 
2012-12-03 06:22:26 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.


Oh right. Civilized countries still have monarchies.
 
2012-12-03 06:23:10 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-03 06:24:36 PM
Well, they've cut down the inbreeding the last two generations. Should help.
 
2012-12-03 06:25:18 PM
Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.
 
2012-12-03 06:26:18 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.

Harry'shiatched? News to him...


I plead brainfart!
 
2012-12-03 06:26:58 PM
who the fark did these masterful images??? the interns? the hell is wrong with that hypothetical male child head
 
2012-12-03 06:27:21 PM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
 
2012-12-03 06:28:13 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.


Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-03 06:28:41 PM
Sounds like an opportunity for a photoshop contest.
 
2012-12-03 06:29:58 PM
I predict this:

amebor.com
 
2012-12-03 06:30:25 PM
Chucky?
 
2012-12-03 06:31:41 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I predict this:

[amebor.com image 250x166]


ha haaa ...

i see what you did there!!!
 
2012-12-03 06:32:11 PM
Pippa is the better looking one.
cdn.thegloss.com
 
2012-12-03 06:33:46 PM
All babies look like...

www.nobelprize.org
 
2012-12-03 06:36:24 PM

Jeebus H Christ, who do they think got her pregnant, a mannequin? The kids would be better off being inbred rather than looking like these computer generated pics.


i2.mirror.co.uk

 
2012-12-03 06:36:24 PM
I think this:

i50.tinypic.com

I'm an "expert" too.
 
2012-12-03 06:39:14 PM
Oh, Noes! It's Chucky, Junior!

The Midwich Cuckoos are loose! Run away before they read your minds and make you injure yourself fatally!

Come to think of it, that boy looks suspiciously like Leonardo Di Caprio.

Oh, goody! Royal beheading! Yaaaaaaaaay!
 
2012-12-03 06:39:57 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


Her first duty was to produce an heir and a spare.
 
2012-12-03 06:41:15 PM
But they're royals. So...what if Snowflake has an extra Y chromosome?
 
2012-12-03 06:41:43 PM
Infants frequently resemble their grandparents, so...
i1222.photobucket.comor2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-03 06:41:49 PM

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.


What happens when the one on the left wants to go down on a guy?

If you sleep with them, is still a threesome? Or us it a 2.5some?

/end threadjack
//yes I am horrible
 
2012-12-03 06:42:39 PM
If they have an ugly child, they'll kill it and bury it with a dead female jackal and steal someone else's good looking baby.
 
2012-12-03 06:42:55 PM
What would happen if the child born by Kate Middleton is actually autistic?
 
2012-12-03 06:43:29 PM
I'd like to remind everyone of the wonders of the young MILF

img2.timeinc.net

This 60's era pin-up had two kids, I think it was in 57 and 59. Motherhood shaped her curves and gave her a fulsome pair of funbags in an era without implants.

As for what the kid might look like

30walksinbrooklyn.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-03 06:43:29 PM

skinink: Jeebus H Christ, who do they think got her pregnant, a mannequin? The kids would be better off being inbred rather than looking like these computer generated pics.
[i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


This. It seems the new monarchy will be firmly entrenched in the uncanny valley.
 
2012-12-03 06:44:00 PM

PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.


Little Winston Churchills?
 
2012-12-03 06:45:55 PM
 
2012-12-03 06:46:51 PM
she should have an abortion
 
2012-12-03 06:47:23 PM
My husband and I had pictures done of our future children when we got married in Vegas. It was some crappy photobooth-type thing in Circus Circus. Now that we have a daughter, I should go find those pictures and see how accurate they are!
 
2012-12-03 06:47:44 PM
So; what's the over/under on the possibility that the royal crotchfruit looks kinda like the royal milkman?
 
2012-12-03 06:50:57 PM
Boy will look like her side and a girl will look like his...

So the girl should look more like Diana. Im voting for blond hair as well. Shes going to be a looker. William was really cute as a boy.
 
2012-12-03 06:53:32 PM

Peaceboy: The Princess has spoken:  "For the love of God, for the love of all that is holy, cut this farking monster out of me!"


Came here to reply to something else. Died laughing at this. You, sir\ma'am, win +1 Internets

Felix_T_Cat: PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.

Little Winston Churchills?


Maybe?
 
2012-12-03 06:56:05 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.

Her first duty was to produce an heir and a spare.


Wait. If she has twins, is the heir the first one to pop out?
 
2012-12-03 06:57:07 PM
This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????

torahmusings.com
 
2012-12-03 06:58:23 PM
wildcardjack: I'd like to remind everyone of the wonders of the young MILF

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x580]

This 60's era pin-up had two kids, I think it was in 57 and 59. Motherhood shaped her curves and gave her a fulsome pair of funbags in an era without implants.

As for what the kid might look like

[30walksinbrooklyn.files.wordpress.com image 400x309]


I'd hit it with Miss Fuzzy Britches like the fist of an angry gawd
 
2012-12-03 07:02:39 PM
She shoulda taken it in the pooper
 
2012-12-03 07:04:42 PM
In the FLK stakes, the kid isn't even going to be on the same racetrack as little Lady Louise.

I used to think that uncorrected strabismus was a poor uninsured American thing.
 
2012-12-03 07:06:02 PM

EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.


Agreed. Add the people who insist on saying 'baby bump' and I'll buy the lighter fluid.
 
2012-12-03 07:06:49 PM

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


You say that like he can't get hot tight bodies by the gross. His family has never been one to avoid mistresses.
 
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