tbhouston: or how about you don't lie to your kids?
Punk Rock Hippie: tbhouston: or how about you don't lie to your kids?Came here to say this.My parents sold me the Santa myth at the same time they were telling me about God and Jesus, so in my little mind they were all entwined together - the invisible guy watching over you to make sure you're nice and not naughty, celebrating Jesus' birthday. So when I found out that the two people I trusted most in the world had lied to me year after year about one invisible sky fairy (and trust me, it was devastating to learn the truth), I automatically assumed they had lied about a lot of other things too. God being one of them. I never trusted authority after that. They lie.
AdolfOliverPanties: MaudlinMutantMollusk: gopher321: It would be more symbolic if Santa came in riding a huge cash register anyway.On Dollar! On Ruble! On Euro and Drachma! On Peso! On Ruble! On Yen and Taka!Two reindeer named "ruble," otherwise, that's pretty good.
I_Am_Weasel: Well, yes.This is because just prior to Mr. Claus leaving on Christmas eve an elf is sacrificed in sort of a santanic ritual..
CheekyMonkey: Why does Santa need to ride on a fire truck, anyways? What's wrong with that fat fark riding in his sleigh, pulled by those mincing little homo reindeers?
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