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(ABC Local)   Chiropractor, apparently trying to relive his college days, gets arrested for a panty raid. FARK: he was arrested for the same thing just last month   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 53
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2012-12-03 04:06:19 PM
i.imgur.com

This image has it's own special wtf-ness about it.
 
2012-12-03 04:38:57 PM
Was he stealing dirty underwear or clean underwear? This is important.
 
2012-12-03 04:53:12 PM
acepens.com

I bet he didn't even offer her a bent pen.
 

/creepy......
 
2012-12-03 04:57:53 PM

jimmyego: This image has it's own special wtf-ness about it.


He looks like every chiropractor I've ever met. They all have that same dead stare.
 
2012-12-03 05:08:44 PM
This bra bomb better work Nerdlinger...
 
2012-12-03 06:00:52 PM
He needs and adjustment.
 
2012-12-03 06:26:11 PM
Is this his office? 

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-03 06:27:26 PM
Why the hell would an educated, medical professio.... Chiropractor? Oh, OK.
 
2012-12-03 06:31:37 PM
I like the picture from his earlier arrest. He kind of looks like Harvey Dent. Yso serious?


cdn.abclocal.go.com

 
2012-12-03 06:34:08 PM
No mas
 
2012-12-03 06:35:34 PM
www.the-ush.com
 
2012-12-03 06:36:48 PM
Skinink beat me to it.

His first mugshot was a lot better:
img837.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-03 06:37:11 PM

zerkalo: No mas


You sunuvabiatch. That's what I came here to say.
 
2012-12-03 06:39:01 PM
Police say she told him to leave and watched him take off in his silver Mercedes.

Figures...
 
2012-12-03 06:41:08 PM
Arrested twice in a month? Sounds like Murphy's Law.

/who steals the most gets the highest score!
 
2012-12-03 06:43:11 PM
Why doesn't he just buy used panties off the internet like the rest of us?
 
2012-12-03 06:45:50 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com 
PROUD
 
2012-12-03 06:53:09 PM
That can't be a real story about a chiropractor--it didn't have "Dr." written every time before the guy's name.
 
2012-12-03 06:57:09 PM
No Maas!
 
2012-12-03 06:57:47 PM

zerkalo: No mas


Damn it. *shakes Internet fist*
 
2012-12-03 07:00:09 PM

occamswrist: Why doesn't he just buy used panties off the internet like the rest of us?


'cuz he's a chiropractor. He's too stupid to know that what he does for a living is fake, he's too stupid to know you can buy lightly worn undies online.
 
2012-12-03 07:07:59 PM
Real doctors are never weirdos.
 
2012-12-03 07:09:17 PM
i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.
 
2012-12-03 07:13:31 PM

dryknife: Real doctors are never weirdos.


upload.wikimedia.org
"Oh, really?"
 
2012-12-03 07:14:31 PM

KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.


Rule 24, baby NSFW
 
2012-12-03 07:16:51 PM

vudukungfu: KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

Rule 24, baby NSFW


Is that like Rule 34 with a compressed spine?
 
2012-12-03 07:20:12 PM

Fear the Clam: Is that like Rule 34 with a compressed spine?


Sticky key board.
Mea culpa.
/best comment on that website is following the bobby star link.
Why do you like bobby star?

If you dare.....
 
2012-12-03 07:20:56 PM
Oh yeah, he's got the crazy.
 
2012-12-03 07:21:07 PM

Mark Ratner: Was he stealing dirty underwear or clean underwear? This is important.


He looks like a fine aficionado of teh clitty litter.
 
2012-12-03 07:29:18 PM
My money is on bath salts.
 
2012-12-03 07:30:39 PM
That can't be good for business.
 
2012-12-03 07:41:26 PM
Officers allegedly saw him walking down the street with women's underwear hanging out of his pants.

He forgot to zip up?
 
2012-12-03 07:43:02 PM

fusillade762: That can't be good for business.


He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.
 
2012-12-03 07:48:31 PM

UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.


I was wondering about that.
 
2012-12-03 07:49:32 PM

UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.


Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm
 
2012-12-03 07:56:27 PM
cdn.abclocal.go.com

I'M FARTING!!!!!
 
2012-12-03 07:57:07 PM
I do my panty raids at WalMart. I use them as tents...
 
2012-12-03 08:08:46 PM

occamswrist: UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm


Since you don't pay anything near the bail amount unless you skip trial, yeah, I'll shove it in all your faces!

/acknowledged
 
2012-12-03 08:30:29 PM

vudukungfu: KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

Rule 24, baby NSFW


Now I've seen everything... I had no idea... and I don't want to know what else is out there I don't know about.
 
2012-12-03 08:37:33 PM
Step 3: PROFIT!
 
2012-12-03 08:41:31 PM

Sean M: vudukungfu: KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

Rule 24, baby NSFW

Now I've seen everything... I had no idea... and I don't want to know what else is out there I don't know about.



Well yeah. Massage porn if the best. But hit RedTube or YouPorn. I don't even know what the hell that site is. It's garbage.
 
2012-12-03 08:47:18 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: zerkalo: No mas

You sunuvabiatch. That's what I came here to say.


I guess we're not so original, eh?
 
2012-12-03 08:49:05 PM
7K bail?!?!?!?

What else did he do, fart in the presence of Obama's dog?
 
2012-12-03 09:02:49 PM

UsikFark: occamswrist: UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm

Since you don't pay anything near the bail amount unless you skip trial, yeah, I'll shove it in all your faces!

/acknowledged


Doesn't the % paid of the bail depend on the state?
 
2012-12-03 09:31:54 PM
Anybody see that episode of intervention where the chiro is freebasing between adjustments?
 
2012-12-03 09:32:48 PM
Also, I think the lack of bail money is the least of his "issues".
 
2012-12-03 09:35:26 PM

davidphogan: UsikFark: occamswrist: UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm

Since you don't pay anything near the bail amount unless you skip trial, yeah, I'll shove it in all your faces!

/acknowledged

Doesn't the % paid of the bail depend on the state?


Dunno. I wonder if there's a way to find out.
 
2012-12-03 09:43:09 PM

occamswrist: davidphogan: UsikFark: occamswrist: UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm

Since you don't pay anything near the bail amount unless you skip trial, yeah, I'll shove it in all your faces!

/acknowledged

Doesn't the % paid of the bail depend on the state?

Dunno. I wonder if there's a way to find out.


Hold my beer and check this shiat out?
 
2012-12-03 09:44:25 PM

vudukungfu: KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

Rule 24, baby NSFW


Considering how rare truly hermaphroditic people are, how is it possible they find so many to do porn? I thought that legitimate examples of hermaphrodites were scientific anomalies.

However every time somebody posts a NSFW link it has something to do with Hermos (in this case the feminine Hermo had a male chriopractor bent over the table).

Where do they find all this people?
 
2012-12-03 09:46:12 PM

armor helix: here do they find all this people?


Bolivia has craig's list, too.
 
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