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ProfessorOhki		2012-12-03 07:03:47 PM

6 votes:

dr_blasto: So I could scan my junk, enabling me to comply when someone tells me to go fark myself?

Fax -> fax penis enlargement spam
E-mail -> e-mail penis enlargement spam
SMS -> sms penis enlargement spam
Twitter -> twitter penis enlargement spam
3d printers connected to networks -> OH, FFS, SOMEONE TURN IT OFF, SOMEONE SENT US ANOTHER ONE.

dr_blasto		2012-12-03 03:47:13 PM

4 votes:

So I could scan my junk, enabling me to comply when someone tells me to go fark myself?

brap		2012-12-03 03:54:13 PM

3 votes:

The problem with being a size-queen is that my 3-D printer is always getting jammed.

lordargent		2012-12-03 06:52:28 PM

2 votes:

House steiner?
www.trollandtoad.com

some_beer_drinker		2012-12-03 04:56:02 PM

2 votes:

Oh good. I've always fantasized about being fisted by Dr. Manhattan!

/Science!

KarmicDisaster		2012-12-03 04:35:16 PM

2 votes:

So now you can pack a printer in your luggage instead of your dildo. A dildo I mean.

Tr0mBoNe		2012-12-03 04:03:21 PM

2 votes:

Thelyphthoric: incendiary cluster-dongs

Must. Not. T-shirt. That.

Thelyphthoric		2012-12-03 04:01:44 PM

2 votes:

Weaver95: Thelyphthoric: Doesn't sex drive approximately 99% of innovation?

more like a third. As a species, we like killing things slightly more than we like trying to have sex with them. of course, if we were to ever combine sex AND mass destruction into one nice shiny package, our species would be doomed to extinction in about 48 hours.

Ah I see. Interesting. Well I'm off to patent my new 12-gague dildo and incendiary cluster-dongs.

Virtuoso80		2012-12-04 10:34:04 PM

1 votes:

way south:
/But these are all sex toys for women, where are the sex toys for men?

Here ya go:

upload.wikimedia.org

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs		2012-12-04 09:04:49 AM

1 votes:

ChrisDe		2012-12-03 11:07:13 PM

1 votes:

Hacker_X: I would think it would work out much better to print a negative mold with the printer. Make in halves that fit together, fill with one of the liquid rubbers that cure after 12 hours or so, then open the mold and remove the new custom rubber toy.

Except that HP will soon control the liquid rubber market and begin charging $3,000 a gallon.

Benalto		2012-12-03 09:16:30 PM

1 votes:

There's a great book by the great Charles Stross called Rule 34 that describes a world where 3D printers are commonplace and get terrible viruses at which point they do nothing but make big pink penises....

jmadisonbiii		2012-12-03 08:17:38 PM

1 votes:

ProfessorOhki: This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a dong.

Bang a Dong (Get it On)

ProfessorOhki		2012-12-03 07:12:30 PM

1 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: ProfessorOhki: dr_blasto: So I could scan my junk, enabling me to comply when someone tells me to go fark myself?

Fax -> fax penis enlargement spam
E-mail -> e-mail penis enlargement spam
SMS -> sms penis enlargement spam
Twitter -> twitter penis enlargement spam
3d printers connected to networks -> OH, FFS, SOMEONE TURN IT OFF, SOMEONE SENT US ANOTHER ONE.

Oh god. I hadn't thought of that. But unfortunately you're right, that is exactly what will end up happening. Humans will be buried in a never-ending stream of dildos.

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a dong.

/Well... with both I suppose

meatofmystery		2012-12-03 07:03:38 PM

1 votes:

My designs will carry the "Torgue" logo

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