dr_blasto: So I could scan my junk, enabling me to comply when someone tells me to go fark myself?
Thelyphthoric: incendiary cluster-dongs
Weaver95: Thelyphthoric: Doesn't sex drive approximately 99% of innovation?more like a third. As a species, we like killing things slightly more than we like trying to have sex with them. of course, if we were to ever combine sex AND mass destruction into one nice shiny package, our species would be doomed to extinction in about 48 hours.
way south: /But these are all sex toys for women, where are the sex toys for men?
Hacker_X: I would think it would work out much better to print a negative mold with the printer. Make in halves that fit together, fill with one of the liquid rubbers that cure after 12 hours or so, then open the mold and remove the new custom rubber toy.
ProfessorOhki: This is the way the world endsNot with a bang but a dong.
HMS_Blinkin: ProfessorOhki: dr_blasto: So I could scan my junk, enabling me to comply when someone tells me to go fark myself?Fax -> fax penis enlargement spamE-mail -> e-mail penis enlargement spamSMS -> sms penis enlargement spamTwitter -> twitter penis enlargement spam3d printers connected to networks -> OH, FFS, SOMEONE TURN IT OFF, SOMEONE SENT US ANOTHER ONE.Oh god. I hadn't thought of that. But unfortunately you're right, that is exactly what will end up happening. Humans will be buried in a never-ending stream of dildos.
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