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(NASA)   NASA announcing the discovery of something orgasmic on Mars. I think that's what they said   (nasa.gov) divider line 163
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2012-12-03 01:53:36 PM  
Newsflash to report they haven't found much yet? Seems legit.
 
2012-12-03 02:01:39 PM  
I hope to hell they found my goddamn car keys.. They disappeared right around the time that thing launched.
 
2012-12-03 02:10:13 PM  
I have unexplained sock disappearances.
Hoping to be reunited with one or two of them.
 
2012-12-03 02:13:44 PM  

Pista: I have unexplained sock disappearances.
Hoping to be reunited with one or two of them.


It helps if you wipe something sticky on them. It works so well, I have a hard time after the weekends peeling them from the wall.
 
2012-12-03 02:24:03 PM  
Found an exclusive photo:

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-03 02:51:39 PM  
Just add water and stir.
 
2012-12-03 03:34:27 PM  
I think they meant "origami". Probably a pterodactyl.
 
2012-12-03 03:36:34 PM  
So they're cautiously optimistic that they might have found some things that could indicate something maybe. Got it.
 
2012-12-03 03:40:47 PM  

smells_like_meat: I think they meant "origami". Probably a pterodactyl.


Could be a hat or a brooch.
 
2012-12-03 03:42:42 PM  

kid_icarus: So they're cautiously optimistic that they might have found some things that could indicate something maybe. Got it.


They've already got enough morons yelling "NASA is a bunch of morons, defund them!", no reason to give them more ammo by overselling.
 
2012-12-03 03:49:09 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: kid_icarus: So they're cautiously optimistic that they might have found some things that could indicate something maybe. Got it.

They've already got enough morons yelling "NASA is a bunch of morons, defund them!", no reason to give them more ammo by overselling.


Point.
 
2012-12-03 03:52:49 PM  
The discovery:

www.kelesa.net
 
2012-12-03 03:55:46 PM  
I clicked on the article, thought the first photo was of footprints, and about had an aneurism.
 
2012-12-03 03:56:56 PM  

FloydA: smells_like_meat: I think they meant "origami". Probably a pterodactyl.

Could be a hat or a brooch.


Who cares? There's a sale at Penney's.
 
2012-12-03 03:59:07 PM  
" This... is an ex-microbe"
 
2012-12-03 04:01:58 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"



Is that like an ex-Marine?
 
2012-12-03 04:04:14 PM  

I_C_Weener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"


Is that like an ex-Marine?


More like an ex-parrot was what I was going for
 
2012-12-03 04:18:47 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"


No it isn't, it's just stunned.
 
2012-12-03 04:27:44 PM  

www.smbc-comics.com
 
2012-12-03 04:27:47 PM  
If it was orgasmic, it's obviously none of the women I've ever known. *sad trombone*
 
2012-12-03 04:29:39 PM  
 
2012-12-03 04:31:47 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"


They found Norwegians on Mars?
 
2012-12-03 04:32:55 PM  
GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU
 
2012-12-03 04:33:23 PM  
So is this the "big news" they were being cautiously guarded about a couple weeks ago?
 
2012-12-03 04:34:07 PM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"

They found Norwegians on Mars?


Where there's frozen water, there could be fjords.
 
2012-12-03 04:34:09 PM  
Great. Let's invade. I'm tired of killing brown people. Let's kill green people.
 
2012-12-03 04:34:39 PM  
Something orgasmic...

Reads TFA...

Ah, close enough.

*spooge*
 
2012-12-03 04:35:12 PM  
smitty: NASA announcing the discovery of something orgasmic on Mars. I think that's what they said

Was it the Mars penis lady who made the announcement?

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-03 04:35:52 PM  
So...is this the "earth shaking" announcement they teased a few weeks back? "Good news everyone, the soil sample analyzer we designed to analyze soil samples successfully analyzed a soil sample today".
 
2012-12-03 04:35:52 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-12-03 04:40:39 PM  

Snapper Carr: So...is this the "earth shaking" announcement they teased a few weeks back? "Good news everyone, the soil sample analyzer we designed to analyze soil samples successfully analyzed a soil sample today".


"We are now going to plant some marigolds and tomatoes. Maybe some basil."
 
2012-12-03 04:40:44 PM  
quick! send bibles!
 
2012-12-03 04:41:00 PM  
So, news is not "earthshaking" like NASA promised? 

Dang, and I was filled to the brim with alien-finding hope.
 
2012-12-03 04:43:08 PM  
when will we be able to welcome them ta earf?
 
2012-12-03 04:44:00 PM  
Was it three-breasted hookers? No? Then I will not be getting my ass to Mars
 
2012-12-03 04:44:14 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: So, news is not "earthshaking" like NASA promised? 

Dang, and I was filled to the brim with alien-finding hope.


Ahem...

FTA: "Sand was vibrated inside the chambers to remove residue from Earth."

Sounds like they shook some Earth to me...
 
2012-12-03 04:44:36 PM  
www.theskullillusion.com

for the old farkers
 
2012-12-03 04:46:37 PM  

Snapper Carr: So...is this the "earth shaking" announcement they teased a few weeks back? "Good news everyone, the soil sample analyzer we designed to analyze soil samples successfully analyzed a soil sample today".


imgs.xkcd.com

/First thing I think of every time I hear about an 'earth shaking' discovery.
 
2012-12-03 04:46:50 PM  
What happened to those Mardis Gras beads they found on Mars a few weeks ago?
 
2012-12-03 04:47:03 PM  
Space Girl?

www.prlog.org 

Lauren Francesca FTW
 
2012-12-03 04:47:45 PM  

brap: foot


diggingsblog.com
found the source of the footprints.
 
2012-12-03 04:48:21 PM  

Pista: I have unexplained sock disappearances.
Hoping to be reunited with one or two of them.


Were they all left socks?

You may want to have a word with Ren & Stimpy.
 
2012-12-03 04:48:32 PM  
I sneezed on the rover's scooper. I meant to tell them before it launched, but there was a Frasier marathon, soooo...
 
2012-12-03 04:48:38 PM  
www.slate.com 

Yawn.
 
2012-12-03 04:49:27 PM  
I want them to find a fossil of a unicorn giving us the finger.
 
2012-12-03 04:50:28 PM  
Wow, that was even more anticlimactic than I was expecting.
 
2012-12-03 04:51:30 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-03 04:52:18 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

'bout bloody time!
 
2012-12-03 04:52:42 PM  
Is this the "big announcement" we were told may be coming?

Un-wow
 
2012-12-03 04:53:01 PM  
A very young Pia Zadora on the right with little chest nublets

www.badmovies.org

/Wonder how many recognize where this is from.
 
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